Imagine going half naked to the Oscars.
Imagine going half naked to the Oscars
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Kinda jelly desu i want to walk around half naked in public
Honestly i'd probably cum every time a camera flash went off, knowing they're getting a glimpse of my hairy, sweaty pits.
Imagine getting to sit next to her.
Imagine trying to police women's bodies like an incel loser. Literally everyone is laughing at you.
Imagine the smell
>@kynziealexis
Musky female pheromones.
Says the roastie as she sticks her nose up at any guy who isnt 6'4, 8% bodyfat, 8X6 dick, makes six figures, 9/10 face etc etc
What are chicks endgame with armpit hair? Animals
a sucker's bet
irrepairable damage in a bid to gain relevance
there is no endgame, they're either vegan or larping as a progressive even though they'll shave everything when it's time for fucking.
It's a way for objectively good looking girls blessed by their genetics to go:
>Look at me defying these patriarchal beauty standards! Fuck what men think, am I right sisters?
But as with everything women do, there's a hidden meaning. Looking hot and desirable even with a handicap, thus elevating yourself even more.
Pretty hot tbqh
good thing that wasn't the fucking oscars you retard
>hehe look at this children's cartoon
Why are women so insanely immature and stupid?
No difference.
>every single time any photo of a woman without makeup gets posted anywhere online a billion beta orbiters come out of the woodwork to virtue signal about how much better women look without makeup
"Men force women to wear makeup"
She's fine as shit, goddamn
>wear pink and feminine colors
>posts timmy fucking turner
She's a lesbian.
>No difference.
you're fucking retarded
She seems like an edgy cunt
she cute
>She's a lesbian
How naive are you
Black women are disgusting monkeys freeing the slaves was a mistake
She's dating King Princess.
>t.
the fuck is three ugly roasties supposed to mean. Kys nigger.
I'd smash all 3
She dressed modestly though
i want to sniff those pits
Is this Yea Forums's new crush? She's much older than the usual ones you faggots obsess over.
what an obnoxious smug niggress grin. She needs to be punched.
Is that her? She actually looks like the cartoon she's mocking.
Fucking eww
>one thread
>Yea Forums's new crush
Try harder Deontay. No one thinks this baboons is attractive.
People with dry skin all age horribly desu.
Imagine your only arguement being somehow weaker than anime smugposting
Armpit shaving is not a product of the patriarchy. I shave my armpits. Armpit hair is fucking repulsive.
are posts like these ironic or are there actual white knights that come here?
It's always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the Emperor has no clothes but the Emperor is still the Emperor and the half-wit still a half-wit.
I meant that it doesn't matter if I was wrong about it being the Oscars, she still went half naked to a big event.
I don't know what's wrong with me but I love hairy armpits and pussy. I want her to run on a treadmill for five miles and just breathe in the aroma while blowing a load so deep in her that it hits her pancreas.
THIS TWEET IS FUCKING FUNNY
>changing goalposts
So she's a fine as shit lesbian, what's your point?
black don't crack
She should get her heart and lungs checked, those clubbed nails not good
yeah gross, just imagine licking that, totally icky haha
>Armpit hair is fucking repulsive.
how? It’s just part of your body.
Yeah, so is smegma
That's a step up from their tits hanging out and mud on their head
not as thick as the last black girl I dated desu, senpai
Indeed
Who?
my wife
>that fucking disgusting pit hair
Those tits though
I can tolerate many things but I think pit hair is my worst, most unacceptable turnoff.
>look at her standing there! it makes me so mad!
lol, look at you go bro
Armpit hair pussy hair traps the smell of pheromones and is fucking delicious
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look at those brown jugs
I like her eyes
she looks like she fucks white guys
also a weeb
now this is gf material
>Dear God she's so beautiful br-
>armpit hair
Disgusting
In all cases I would without a second thought, pit hair or no. You guys are fucking retarded.
it looks better in video
the problem with amandla stenberg is she tries to be blacker than she actually is. she grew up in a white household. she's basically doing black face by looking ghetto and pro-black
I wish more people understood this. The first time I ever got a whiff on a GF’s armpit after a long day or her pussy triggered something primal inside and I had to fuck her. I jammed my face into her pheromones and got so hard and turned on and fucked her savagely, and proceeded to coat her boobs and belly with one of the biggest loads of my life.
Since then, I’ve convinced every girlfriend I’ve ever had to let me get used to smelling their scent and associate it with arousal and jerk off while pressed against their pussy or pits. Best girl took the load in her mouth after holding my face against her musky jogging vagina
>Best girl took the load in her mouth after holding my face against her musky jogging vagina
Legit diamonds right now, you live the dream bro.
Lets be honest, anyone having really high standards but not applying those same standards to yourself is extremely pathetic.
lol shut the fuck up OP
anyone disagreeing with this is likely a homo.
You've unlocked the secret, friend. This is what true genius looks like.
I bet she has a bush too. Ohh my
why the fuck is she there? she has nothing being recognized.
Once again whiteywomen BTFO by blacks and asians even in old age
Trips bless you based bush poster. Real talk though, do you think there are any people out there who have hairy armpits but no bush? Seems unlikely.
I just want a woman who shaves, is that too much to ask you disgusting fucking roastie?!
>also a weeb
Bros, how do I get a qt black weeb?
see
but in reverse
How could someone that looks so good be so disgusting and degenerate. Not shaving does notthing for feminism is just makes you a lazy cunt.
I wonder if her legs are shaved.
Nah she don't do it either. Such filth on this otherwise attractive girl
I hope not.
You seem awfully upset. What do you look like? How much do you weigh and make per year?
HAIRY PITS IS THE DEFINITION OF DROPPED
is that nitocris? fuck nu fate but I've busted many nuts to that character don't even know her backstory
>not wanting to huff her pheromone-soaked pits while implanting a mutt baby in her womb
Buncha slack-jawed faggots around here.
Well like this thread shows some e are into that kinda thing.
As another user pointed out previously, it's a way for very attractive women to cosplay as ugly women.
It's not shaved but it's also not full bush.
It's groomed like a porn landing strip.
Expect heart and V shapes.
All actors are prostitutes. Half naked is their modest.
Too bad for the ugly ass hair.
underrated
>Yeah! Shit ain't natural. Are they getting hair transplants there or how are they growing it?
One of the only people out of high school in this thread.
more like half-orc
beautiful girl with hairy pits > beautiful girl with shaved pits
average girl with shaved pits > average girl with hairy pits
Jesus. As if they don't smell bad enough as it is.
pretty girls
ugly girls
cats
dogs
pigs
goats
nigs
unshaven nigs
I WANT BLACK GF SO BAD BROS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Her Danish father did too and he married one and produced this delicious mulatta
I wanna lick her side boob
I want to suck on her armpit hair and imbibe every drop of sweat wicked away by her armpit hair from her armpit
You dont want one, i had one, and after i took her virginity, she became a fuckin slut.
Could happen with any woman my bro
She's a negress. They have their tits out in the wild all the time.
It's that armpit hair that disgusts me. What a pathetic statement she's trying to make.
When did Matt Berry shave his beard off?
>normalizing armpit hair
I guess I am staying with my hobbies, robotwaifus and video games. Take care women.
178cm 90 kg 12% body fat
2-3/10 face
NEET
I do literally nothing except workout and act like a faggot on Yea Forums lmao
based larper
>act
absolutely based and scentpilled.
How does she cope with having soulless black holes for eyes?
tfw no black gf
What are some """movies""" with similar themes that I can beat off to tonight?
Best part is how what all these roasties complain about is typically more applicable to women than men.
armpit hair is hot on the right girl tbqh with you lads
>tfw no qt black gf to force me to lick her armpits
Why even live brehs?
>there's a movement to normalise armpit hair, but not one to bring back skirts
Fuck this gay earth
The point is even more lost when you notice just how many men went to the Oscars and had their fucking nasty pit hair on full display.
I didn't watch the red carpet intros but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say zero men displayed their armpit hair at the Oscars.
scent of a woman
The oscars were full of women wearing dresses, and one woman with armpit hair.
Same.
My ex had hairy pits, my female best friend (who might become my gf) has hairy pits and my crush has hairy pits.
Fuck off. Armpit hair is a sign that a woman is hot.
same bro
AAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Fucking based
based haha poster
As someone who has talked to actual women on the subject, having pit hair feels uncomfortable and unhygienic. So their endgame is simply that they are just lazy fucks with no self respect.
dude what
you know exactly what having pit hair feels like
Wait, do American men actually shave their armpit hair? What the fuck?
Bringing niggers to the US was a mistake.
i would lick those pits for hours
sauce
Are guys supposed to shave their armpits or is it just women?
is this film kino
it's hot and disgusting at the same time
Obviously it feels different for me because I'm a dude. Their bodies are different from mine and having body hair for them doesn't feel good. Not to mention looks gross as fuck.
>Are guys supposed to shave their armpits
only if they are fat blobs
I once hooked up with a girl with hairy pits (and pussy but it was in Paris so that's to be expected) and she told me the reason she did it was for pheromones to make her more fuckable
it works they smelled fucken good
>having body hair for them doesn't feel good
why
yikes
Left and Right are gonna make some delicious milfs someday
I want 2 put babies inside
Last one i had gave me herpes :(
Probably because their bodies are softer and smoother and it doesn't feel good to have a big sweaty tuft of hair under your arms rubbing against you all day. Dudes are built to just live with that shit.
Nothing wrong with a bit of armpit hair if they keep it trimmed. Hers is a bit too long though.
I don't get it. I'd guess all these chicks to be somewhere mid to late 30's. They're all decent looking too imo.
>(((berg)))
Nani?
based
what fucking movie is this
Alison Brie still looks great but that middle one looks ragged as fuck. Looks mid-40s at the youngest.
imagine white knighting women you'll never encounter in any capacity. literally everyone is embarrassed for you
I tried shaving my armpit hair before and it took forever, I still had some stubble left, and it was fucking itchy for days. Ever since then I just trim it so it won’t peek out of short sleeves. So I guess I can’t blame women for doing what I do.
>Ever since then I just trim it so it won’t peek out of short sleeves
Nigger how long is your fucking pit hair?
thats nonsense
armpit hair reduces friction and hair removal irritates your skin
the only reason you or they think it's uncomfortable or gross is because you've been conditioned to think that because of beauty standards
Say it with me:
PUFFY
PUSY
thats just the hair
so in the movie has she never worn a bathingsuit? or is she supposed to have body issues despite looking normal?
kek
Even if that were true, it only makes a strong argument for social conditioning.
mmmm sexy what next
what?
probably never worn one like that after puberty hit and most girls have no idea what looking normal entails
what
is
the
name
spaceballs
>Zoe Saldana
>Black
If they're gross, society should do its part in making them feel gross. They can have all the freedom they want to do whatever, but it doesn't magically make them any less unappealing.
Teach me to achieve this power
>patterns me when I act up
What?
>doesnt shave armpits
>wears makeup
>gets her hair done
>wears a revealing dress
Feminism yes!
Feminism was a lot more fun when we had them convinced that being liberated meant being down to take dick at any moment.
back to the ovens with you
who's "we", user? you didn't do anything. you never will do anything
>society should do its part in making them feel gross
I'm confident they'll reconsider their conduct when they see it doesn't meet with approval on Yea Forums.
>pit hair
i bet she doesnt shave down under
her asshole must look like a donut dropped on a carpet
i've been wondering that too lately cause there's a fuckton of them now and they stick out like a sore thumb
Before I trimmed it it could grow to almost 8cm. The tips would sometimes peek out when I wore tight v-necks or whatever.
Oh no, a human armpit. Wait until you hear there's like 16 billion of them in the world :o How will you cope?
>I tried shaving my armpit hair before and it took forever, I still had some stubble left, and it was fucking itchy for days.
the same is true of anything that isn't shaved regularly
This. Smelling my ex's pits when she got back from work was like taking 5 viagras or something. I'm not a degenerate, I swear.
This
patrician
Everything, Everything
Armpit hair is disgusting.
Proof of mutt superior
Fuck pure whites
Fuck pure blacks
So are vaginas, but we can't choose what turns us on.
This. I shave it because it keeps the sweat and moisture in. Fuck that feeling.
>turned on by vaginas
gay
Fuck You
This guy fucks.
this just cured my racism
discord tranny raids
anyone else suddenly hungry for quaker oats?
>those pits
Fucking revolting.
GOD I NEED A FUCKING BAHAMA MAMA SO BAD
Do you think she sweat a lot?
weirdly enough i stink more when I shave my pits
what an absolute cute
Me in the back
>12:36am
this is too late for boomers to stay up, that's why you are so cranky
redpill has been dropped
people like you are the worst
>"if shes not pure black shes mixed"
>"if shes pure black she has white features"
Anyone here ever been with a nigra? Is it true they have a different scent than white women?
Are they shy or beasts in bed?
Do they talk like normal humans or do they insist on ape slang?
I've imagined myself being with a black chick since forever. Never managed to get one tho
White women peak at 16. They hit the wall faster than a speeding truck.
didn't fuck but she smelled faintly like burnt hair but mostly just a little more intense once, other than that she always made sure to put on deo and perfume. only girl I met that was genuinely hilarious and fun. Shame she moved away because of racist girls in her dorm
nigga don't craka
she's wearing pelt. Call PETA
Jesus Christ Bledel hit the wall like it owed her money
>she moved away because of racist girls in her dorm
You sure she wasn't being a drama queen who wants the big bad white demon to pay up for all the privileges she got because her ancestors got the gift of civilized life?
Does she know if not for the white man she would got 20+ metal rings around her neck for her 16th birthday, rat bone in her nose and a cut off clit so she doesn't feel pleasure?
I'm from germany, she was the daughter of a white dude and nigerian woman. she was based as fuck. you might want to dial down the autism
>I'm from germany
lmao all I needed to know.
Is it true they have a different scent than white women?
White men can smell their nasty black female smell, so stay away from them so as not to trigger your racism.
>Are they shy or beasts in bed?
They are beast because of that low iq that triggers their primal needs.
>Do they talk like normal humans or do they insist on ape slang?
95% talk with slang.
>I've imagined myself being with a black chick since forever. Never managed to get one tho
Don´t bother, just stick to white women.
someone trimmed and styled that pit hair
All those black women have white features.
black people are fucking disgusting
Algeria is a big country but that picture isn't representative of what Algerians look like. Most Algerians are not mulattoes, they are Berbers.
t. non-African
Statistically blacks very much do crack.
That's usually the reason they murder each other in such high numbers.
East African features are cauc because they're part cauc. West Africans aren't the only types of Africans.
t. half-Somali
If you are part white, you are not African and should consider kys to not spread your degenerate genes.
t.full-blooded East Africa
Kys nigger. I'm so happy that I'm not full nigger. Niggers are always hating on biracials and if we don't consider ourselves black you lose your shit.
>considers underarm hair "unnatural"
>defends male circumcision to the death
Are all Americans fucked in the head?
based and hornofafricapilled
Yeah but its only beta orbiters doing it, chad will never admit that girl looks better without make-up because he dosnt have to lie to get pussy.
Which East Africa? Ethiopians look half white
>white features.
/pol/ thinks whites have a monopoly on facial aesthetics
>Statistically
from your ass
> they murder each other in such high numbers.
>whites kill eachother by the millions constantly throughout history
>lol but thats different tho...
Take the underarm hair pill. Even Japan swallowed it. Body hair on women is a sign of innocence and being chaste.
Is that Rihanna?
>tfw half zambian
Damn maybe I really should go back to africa
powerful?
>100% black woman
>t-they must have white features
this is your brain on the public education system in America and /pol/
Actual africans don't look like your disgusting animals you call african americans
war between countries =/= shooting your neighbour for his kicks
Incel here. This is a good joke. But the idea of self-improvement is not liable solely on women. I want to try be desirable, and to rectify myself. Part of that involves becoming more masculine.
I like women who are feminine, her view of what I view as feminine is pretty presumptive. How about kind, gentle softness? Caring and warmth. Women can express that in ways which are interesting and lovely. Yeah, I guess submissiveness plays its part too, but both partners are submissive when they make compromises for each other. It's not just the woman.
The absolute state of the western woman.
All these women are wearing fake hair and that is what makes them attractive.
>i-its okay when a woman does it i swear
kek who is the incel again?
No
dyke
am i the only one who thinks there's nothing wrong with a bit of hair like that as long as she is hot and clean and smells nice ?
>that tweet
Lmao
This. People are focusing on gender here, but it's really just ugly people who lack the ability to rate themselves having absurd standards. Besides, most of them don't actually have these standards. They just want an excuse for why they're single, and what's better than claiming that none of the guys they've met measure up?
who is that guy?
he looks familiar.
where have I seen him before?
kinda reminds me of that nazi guy in the basement from Inglorious Basters
No you're not. That's the attitude of anyone with a decent testosterone level.
god damn the honker on the seychelles girl
Looks like a younger Ansel Elgort to me.
The bigger question is why would anyone tie antique furniture tassels to their head and think it passes for hair?
body hair is masculine. to have pit, arm, facial, leg, pubic hair? that's manly and disgusting. you'd probably get a blowjob from a guy with a beard because "dude just close your eyes"
Amanda's hot but i heard she was a dyke. Is is bi or seen the error of her sinful ways or does she still munch carpet.
But this just proves you've never seen a woman, they have plenty of hair. You just don't see it in porn or on celebs because they take care of it. Normally women are hairy if they dont take care of it
>You'd probably
The projection from this user is A1.
>You've never seen a woman
I think that goes without saying desu.
>Hot girl lying naked on user's bed
>Suddenly, user notices strand of cat hair on the girls body
>Immersion ruined
Literally perfect
The Egyptian girl is the only real qt. Everyone else is varying flavors of tolerable-to-gross.
Why didn't she shave her pits?
cute
all she has to do to be a relative 10/10 is shave her pits
but she just won't
shave
her
PITS
What the hell is wrong with you anons? Does a bit of hair under the arm really bother you all that much?
I thought I had an autistic aversion but this takes the cake.
Fuck she's gonna be a solid 9/10 until she's like 40 years old isn't she?
god that armpit hair looks so sexy
S.O.Y has fucked up their test levels
Yeah letting women be fat and gross is what we should do instead
Holy shit! Fucking disgusting.
YIKES
Underrated
Horse girl indeed
if you don't want to shave your armpits that's fine by me
but then don't wear a sleeveless dress. all i ask.
wtf i unironically love black people now
i thank god everyday for not being black.
How would you feel if she had a moustache?
>How would you feel if she had a benis :DDD
You are on Yea Forums, user. You are not any better just because you are white.
Latinas > black girls
Imagine being back to Reddifaggotland
yikes/cringe/oof @ (You)
Most girls do have hair where a mostache would be, it’s just so fine and thin that it’s not noticeable. That kind I’m fine with.
Anyway I do shave my facial hair, first of all, unlike my body hair which I don’t shave, and second of all girls don’t really grow facial hair the ways males do so this is a pretty nonsensical analogy.
>You are not any better just because you are white.
that's where you're wrong there retardo
Clearly they do it because people like you get so triggered.
Who the fuck cares if women don't shave their armpits.
I sure as hell don't care if they do, anymore than I care that my best bro has a beard.
no one should have armpit hair
I'm with this guy. I like my men and women to be hairy.
Nothing wrong with banging your bro.
What a retarded take on what I said.
No it's not. It's hair in a place which would be fine on a man but not fine on a woman. It's the exact same concept. Answer the question, if she has a bushy black moustache would you find her as attractive?
>a channel created by falseflags
it's her pleb filter
Is this movie good?
Saldana looks old, I never got this
>if she has a bushy black moustache would you find her as attractive?
Not him, but I don't think facial hair on women is attractive.
But that doesn't mean that I need to spend my energy socially policing women's shaving habits as if it is somehow my business what people do with their bodies. I never ever tell males to stop shaving or, start shaving, so why would I do it with women?
We've had wars for less
No, because to me hair in the armpits is fine on a woman, so it’s NOT the exact same concept. It only is to you because you’re an autist.
>hurr durr women shouldn’t have hair here because I said so
TO YOU armpit hair is fine on a woman. YOU find it fine. I'm sure there's someone out there who doesn't mind a mustachio'd woman. Why do you think women in general shave their pits, and why Amandla not shaving hers is a statement? Because generalised society likes women with bald pits. You're the exception, not the rule, so don't turn around and shit-talk me for not liking hairy pits you fucktard.
Angela Basset is in her 50s and looks better than all these women. Black truly don't crack
# P O W E R F U L
>Why do you think women in general shave their pits
Because Gillette convinced them that this is what "real women do" in the 1920s in order to sell razor blades.
I mean, come on user, this is like business psychology 101.
fucking kek
From an evolution standpoint why do women have pit hair?
Clearly it's because women who had armpit hair had more children historically.
Because the stench from their armpits would drive every man in a 50 foot radius to frenzy attacking all threats to her to protect that heavenly scent
What’s the most revealing red carpet attire of all time?
Yeah it's all a big conspiracy by the powerful shaving lobby
It has nothing whatsoever to do with basic human aesthetics
Pic related was written by Ovid, a Roman poet who died in 17 BC
All women grow armpit hair. Only women with severe hormonal problems grow bushy black mustaches. What a stupid comparison.
It doesn't matter, it's about what you find attractive.
Literally proves nothing you faggot. A small group of elite wealthy and decadent Roman women removing all their body hair =/= Half the female race doing it because capitalists have convinced them they aren't real women if they don't.
Friendly reminder that modern beauty standards are an invention of the homosexual fashion industry and Jewish Hollywood. There is literally nothing wrong with hairy legs and armpits on women and you're brainwashed if you feel otherwise.
yesss
that's it.
baby Baby Driver
>b-but uh it wasn't the norm so it wasn't an ideal beauty standard!
Make peace with your deviance, freak
Do whatever you want. The fact will always remain that most men don't want women with pit or leg hair.
>All the Greek statues of men are literally perfectly muscular and beardless with flaccid penises
>"all men must conform to this specific elite cultural norm "
Kys fagtron
>Do whatever you want.
Which was the whole point to begin with but you guys just sperg out with your social authoritarianism.
They don't have to. But if you present a skinnyfat schlub and a jacked chad to a standard woman she'll say the chad is more physically attractive. That's a true fact.
>I don't find girls with armpit hair attractive
>what are you some sort of nazi?