>act in the shitty films no one cares about
>never acted in a critically acclaimed film to this day
>wins best actor in a cash-grab trash film
how does he do it
Act in the shitty films no one cares about
Nathaniel Mitchell
Charles Wilson
Did he hold down kids and watch them get fucked by the wealthy to get that Oscar?
Joseph Allen
Meme zeitgeist manufacturing
Joshua Williams
>Leonardo Dicaprio had to spend 30 years to get his first one
No competition this year.
Christian Allen
his character in the pacific is still paying dividends
Matthew Baker
He's from Egypt which is kind of Arab (to Hollywood mongoloids at least). That makes it an award for a Muslim and sticks it to Donald Blimpf once more.
Michael Baker
I liked him in The Pacific.
Luis James
Is he really fucking his in-movie love interest?
Logan Howard
Yep
Cameron Phillips