What did she mean by this?

Why did he look away?

AIN'T IT HARD KEEPING IT SO
HARD
CORE

>the way she leaned in to kiss him mid song but realized what she was doing and pulled back
Coopers girlfriend is 100% leaving him tonight.

oh please like you wouldn't bury your face in her ass for an entire afternoon

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Gaga already broke up with her fiance too...

Did the movie make anyone else cry

>mfw
I was waiting for it

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she really does have an incredible body.

based standards poster

Name

These phonies act for a living.

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You just KNOW

you must really really like women

is he doing research?

>high class

user...

extensive research

Imagine marrying someone only to watch them pretty much fuck their costar in front of millions of people and convince everyone watching that they should actually be together.

Literal faggot

know what?

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They fucked like cats in heat. Based Bradley bent that fat ass over.

Ass Treeks

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I shed a couple tears even though it was mad predictable it played on the emotions relatively well.

youtube.com/watch?v=G0CI8pF2ZGw#t=3m5s

She fully leans in to kiss him and she just broke up with her fiance. There's no way he isn't hitting it.

I need to know the answer to my question.

Irina's just a baby mama. They aren't actually married.

The Shallow scene is unironically kino.

Do women know this shit?

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didnt he technically win it aswell? he sings in it too afterall

>that look like she wanted to him to fuck her brains out right there on stage
>no woman will ever look at you like this

No, but they like to believe they do.
Women are not that bright.

shut up. Shut up. SHUT UP!

>men, especially handsome, rich, white men, are notoriously loyal and would never cheat on a beautiful wife.

That guy is actually retarted.

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>that flawless technique

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>tfw BC didn't piss on stage

Affairs aren't based on whether the person is hotter than your current significant other.

He was physically repulsed by her

this, they just become paranoid and think you're always cheating

>literal who
>blue checkmark

Based Carlin poster.

It's called acting

What did she mean by THIS?

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Comments on Coopers gf Instagram

Still, most people would be seething. It was fine until he sat next to her.

No, Best Song is awarded to the songwriters, not the performers.

YOU JUST KNOW

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Irina Shayk

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what a retarded faggot.
>i speak for all men!!!
this dumb fucking faggot. its lady gaga for fucks sake, not his dumpy ugly whore fat cunt girlfriend.

Because she was about to kiss him in the heat of the moment and that would cause an absolute shitstorm.

they were acting you mong

Carlin was a hack

Oscar song is awarded to its writers and not the performers. Gaga co-wrote the song. Cooper only sang

>use to date C. Ronaldo..
He's a greasy weird-looking spic though

I would look at him the same way no homo

>hairy pussy
DROPPED

I'm confused what he's trying to say? That Bradley wouldn't have sloppy sex backstage with a woman just because his current girlfriend is hotter? Do men only cheat UP now?

I definitely would. She's has that sexy Jewess look without actually being Jewish.

Better?

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Gee, that really refutes my point.

ugh isn't Ronaldo gay though?

Gaga is way better

Tbh if you're spending time with your coworker, pretending to be in love with them and engaging in intimacy in front of the camera, how soon until those feelings become real?

Italians are truly blessed

She actually looks attractive here wtf

>Coopers girlfriend is 100% leaving him tonight.
t. incel
She's probably going to fuck him like he's never been fucked before (I mean sexually)

>fappening is a shitstorm
>meanwhile Gaga's just out there for a decade letting everyone see her tits whenever
Based.

I don't have idea. Can someone post more Gaga booty please.

Probably

There's some outright nude videos of her doing yoga or something.

You think it turns her on being cucked by lady gaga?

I have had two women look at me like that and soon more... it's weird tho

it just makes her want angry sex even more
ty based gaga

>ugly
>fat
>cunt
Irina Shayk is ridiculously beautiful, not even the same tier as Lady Gaga, blows her out the water
>cunt
I don't see how a woman can go from the biggest footballer in the world to a hollywood A lister and not be an evil bitch. She's definitely not a normal person

it's not all about looks (not that gaga is ugly) it's about the connection; the chemistry. Look at them on stage, jesus christ none of them are that good of an actor .

He was getting boned up and needed to calm down his little Bradley.

IMAGINE

cope!
bet your mom bit her lip when he sat next to Gaga

she would probably tongue bradley's butt

Enty at CNAD says Shayk is a beard

imagine what

>she

can you make the end of the webm loop so I can masturbate
thanks

she's going to a) either fuck him the hardest to get him to come back to him and get him to leave Gaga's trance or
b) throw all his shit through the window and be angry as fuck at Gaga doing all that shit and him not stopping it

damn bradley cooper fucking sucks at singing

I was genuinely moved by how moved she was.

just save it and loop it on your player

youtube.com/watch?v=3Z7ddmHlbdU

imagine a threesome where Gaga and Bradley ignore Irina half the time

This. You can't fake chemistry. You might not act on it, but it will still be there.

I pretended it was Rocket the Raccoon singing and it was funny.

like you could do better

I just need the last second of the webm where it looks like she is getting dicked.

you know rubbers will not be worn

Say anything you want about Gaga, but bitch can belt out a live performance.

Jackson's suicide was pretty sad desu and so pointless

t. incel virgin

talking about the blue check fags gf.
lady gaga's status combined with her incredible body and highly sexual nature are all factors in cooper''s decision making. he is undoubtedly attracted to her. blue check doesn't understand because he has an ugly fat cunt gf. he doesn't understand what's its like to work so personally with gaga, or who gaga is. Gaga made herself comparable to Shayk being who she is while working as closely with cooper as she has.

Bradley Cooper is gay as a rainbow I can't believe you all don't know this

A is pure fantasy. Most likely she will internalize this and passive-aggressively punish him for it over a long period of time without ever clearly expressing the problem.

Cooper might be under her spell

>random plastic Russian Muslim bitch

Did you jizz?

irina and bradley will have an agreement to have him wear a condom
gaga will remove it midway and bradley will slap irina's hand away when she tries to stop her
bradley cums in gaga btw

maybe he just likes guys as a prank

I bet those Hollywood gossip sites are going to have some good info about tonight. I bet irina is so pissed

>when he walks up to sit next to her

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I've seen her pusy. And I know what a neovagina looks like and that ain't it.

and the sacrifice will be complete

I may be a sociopath because I only like the thrill of the chase and as soon as a girl accepts being fucked I end up ditching them for the next one

so no, I haven't really felt much from women giving me that look

Does this guy actually have a penis?

The Oscar speeches are mostly a fake show (there is a camera on so they perform) and so was her speech. I couldnt give a shit about what these evil people do with their lives.

Haven't there been multiple blind items saying that Cooper's gay himself? Or at least not heterosexual?

Nothing in this thread is about a speech you chucklefuck

t. incel

I bet she's a freak in bed

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How can you tell?

Hello pot, I'm kettle.

Italian Women love Germanic Cock, always been the case

Also RIP Cooper's current relationship, his GF is dumping him tonight

Looks meatier than Irina. I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off either.

I JUST KNOW

>blind items

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did kanye fuck her?

>Also RIP Cooper's current relationship, his GF is dumping him tonight
And nothing of value was lost

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

you sure?

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Can they just become a couple already? god. go have children and look good together you fucks

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Cooper's a wop too.

She looked fucking great in that bathtub scene. Shouldn't have cut away in a millisecond.

Bradley Cooper is italian too

That's not quite a hoverhand, but it doesn't show the confidence of someone who has hit that, so probably not.

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she has such a painfully average frumpy female body. there's no fucking way cooper would have risked a literal sports illustrated supermodel covergirl just to tap the frump a few times.

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y u do this

And yet here you are.

huh? i thought she was just gauging the distance between their heads? imagine if their skulls bashed against each other in that performance that would ruin everything

nice

Based.
now excuse me gentlemen but I have to do

Getting off is not a rational decision. I always point to Arnold as an example.

BASED

Her ass is perfect.

Lol no fucking woman ever holds a man like this. This bitch don't want to let go

I literally saw that look coming a mile away. This instantly brought me back to when I once had a smoking hot girl friend that would look at me with the same desire. I had to walk away from the tv set for awhile because it really brought back some bitter sweet memories.

If you've never had a girl (or anyone) look at you this way, then you haven't lived. Now I've reminded myself that I haven't been living for the past six years of my life.

Arnold is a bad example because he clearly had no taste to begin with. I'm actually shocked at how good looking his daughters turned out given how heinous their mother looks.

>men always date up
>men always cheat with better women
honest question, are you an incel?

>all these zoomer queers claiming gaga is hot.

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The fuck is wrong with you all?

Cooper is gay as fuck.
Irina his 'girfriend' is a professional beard. She bearded Ronaldo before Cooper. Oh and she fucked Brad Pitt. She's gonna 'dump' him now that award season is over

Fucking dumb faggots.

Okay, then take Boris Becker. Or Bill Cli- wait, that's not a good one.

why the fuck would she gauge the distance between their heads lmao, she wasn't flailing around

le ebin straw man bro. just because you're an uggofucker doesn't mean other men are, especially rich, attractive men with options that you don't have.

>risked a literal sports illustrated supermodel covergirl
The dude can get another one of those by clapping his hands twice

can do better if I had the actual video but I'm just lazy enough to make a webm but not do any mental work whatsoever

And you would know all about what rich, attractive men want from experience, right?

retard
cheating is not a choice
no one goes around saying "Goddamn I want to cheat with this girl but she's an uggo I'm sure I can cheat with someone better"

Also Gaga is not an uggo, she has charisma and believe me, that goes a long way for women too

Are you a hole? On break from reylo shipping?

they are cute together in this pic desu
i want brad to cum inside gaga, get her pregnant and drop his current gf to marry her
am i REALLY degenerate for wanting this?

id lick lady gagas asshole desu

Just a feminised 90s born queer

glad i don't know what i'm missing.

Kys redit

LET'S FUCK SOME WHORES

No, you're based and redpilled. they're meant to be together.

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why are zoomers all about licking ass? i remember when men wanted to fuck women. you're a fucking nigger.

think about the (You)

Not gonna lie...if my girlfriend looked at another man the way Gaga looked at Bradley...I'd break it off

dude ur genuinely retarded

just post more gaga

no but R. Kelly did

if your gf doesn't want to lick your hole she is cheating on you fyi

Kys twink.

she's actually hot as fuck

His wife was in the audience and gaga was making a scene

shayk is just a slampig that probably wouldn't last a year even without gaga in the picture. gaga is like that 6/10 girl you keep going back to over and over because she sucks the dick just right and makes you breakfast in the morning

dude, you;'re genuinely incel

link me the video then

Looks aren’t everything in relationships or even affairs. It’s about chemistry. Gaga is certainly average looking but she’s a sexual freak with a body built to be slammed.

They were going to sing on that 1(one) microphone eyes closed. Mike distance is crucial for singers

sad tits

Alphas like Cooper don't lose their women over a little strange

Good look at what Arnold cheated on his wife with and tell me that again.

hahaha brad is so obviously friendzoning lady gaga, fucking incredible

He saying Irina Shayk is an uggo bitch so Bradley Cooper sees something in her that doesn't make him go and fuck any other woman in sight

you're a retard, holy shit

They're just acting. All those times Cooper tongued Gaga's asshole and spat on her mouth, all those times he furiously fingered her pussy and she locked her legs on his back, while scratching it all over, just for Irina to watch him going back to home and wonder why he's covering his back and then realize the smell of another woman desire on her man. But just think to herself "No, there's no way, we have a daughter, I must be hallucinating", and then Bradley is coming home late everyday from set, she thinks to herself that it must be only the work charge, but then he doesn't fuck her with passion anymore...

Fucking retards, all that is just acting, they are true professionals.

>6/10 girl you keep going back to over and over because she sucks the dick just right and makes you breakfast in the morning
No shes not. Shes the girl that really loves you but you keep cheating on her and going back to her feeling guilty all the time.

Literally just had sex an hr ago. 'cheatings not a choice' like lmao ur prob gay

I'm not even that guy, and I have had enough sex (and cheated) to know what I'm talking about. Cheating is enough of a trill to simply not fucking care about how ugly a woman is or how better your actual gf is.

>Kayne: I wonder what Trump is doing right now, this italian bitch smells like pasta, i wanna go home

You must try to find love, always. Please don't stop. It truly is worth the effort, no matter how brief the moment.

Stop putting these thoughts on my head

retarded zoomers youve been indoctrinated by nigger culture.

Sry uve only dated uggos

Based

You just KNOW this happened

No, literally everyone wants that.

As a woman with jealousy issues I can confirm this.

He's more self-aware and knows not to even make it look like he's pounding that in secret, even though he is.

what is this expression trying to convey?

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licking gagas asshole is the most quintessentially white thing imaginable you fat boomer retard

Nah mate, I'd rather keep my brain chemistry and bank account stable. Adoption will do it for me.

guys
i recently found out I have aspergers (as an adult, no less)
can literal autists have chemistry with others like that?
i want what bradley cooper has
i feel like i don't even make a good partner to myself

Kill yourself tranny scum

>balding boomer is afraid to eat a little ass
What a faggotron

Also as an Italian woman I can confirm.

>licking gagas asshole is the most quintessentially white thing imaginable you fat boomer retard
zoomers have truly gone full nigger.

his hairplugs look money

You're a total fucking retard if those are your two reasons for remaining a virgin.

>lmao my dude you less than a decade older than me boomer haha xd

>gee haha gotta make this look professional haha dont wanna hurt her feelings ahahha oh the chemistry hahah irina will be fucking mad at me haha

Gaga is better than this basic model.

what thoughts user? the thoughs about Bradley entering Gaga's dressing room the day he realized he needed to cut the bullshit because he needed to think about his daughter, only for Gaga to stalk him and know the time he was coming, waiting almost naked to provoke him?

The thoughts about how Bradley wanted to tell her to stop only for Gaga to whisper on his that it would be their little secret, to think about the movie, to think about how "true" their performance would be, that he can still love his daughter? Only for Bradley to get angry, abandon her dressing room, only to come back later that night with a raging boner and bend Gaga over the table and fuck her without any rubber?

The thoughts about his daughter and how wrong is everything he is doing while Gaga sucks his cock like it is the last popsicle on Earth? The moment he just stops giving a fuck and leans in to tongue kiss her while sticking his fingers on her vagina and butthole, only for her to push him aside, lick those fingers and then show him her shaven vaggo?

You are just pathetic user, those two are just acting

How many roasties are on this thread

>"Look, Irina, I'm keeping my hands to myself."

wasn;'t me bro,i heard your post. i'm inspired.. i have the potential but i've worked for savings and sidelined myself to neetdom with my massive savings at 21. i can still jump back in into the game.

Not a virgin, just can't handle well strong emotions and nuanced human interaction, part and parcel of being on the spectrum. I'll be alright.

Lots of gays that's for sure

Look at Cooper's nose, you don't think that faggot is Italian?

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It's fatasses & trannies from Twitter

This movie is about a burnout that took advantage of a roastie then checked out.

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Can you do it if you're really comfortable with the other person?

Maybe if you ate a little ass, you wouldn't have such a stick up yours, boomer.

you can get a girl to look at you like that but unfortunately it's almost impossible you will ever look at a woman like that, and for her to look at you back.

Please god don/'t let me do something that makes me look like I'm cheating on my gf, on national television. Gaga, plz... backstage only.

faggots and trannies more likely. "Shipping" tumblr holes.

"Fuck niggers"

There are rich mega Chad athletes that have super plain wives. Not every dude values looks over everything.

>i am aroused eating shit
you're a fucking filthy nigger

Too flat

Probably both

y-you can't say that user

The women outside your nursing home can clean themselves, boomer.

meeeee \o/

Kino

Has anyone here ever been cheated on? I have and it sucks. All you think about is how the person who says I love you so much is sucking on the guys cock and getting her ass cheeks clap. Then she just talks to you like nothing happened.

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Given that Bradley Cooper is only slightly above the average person in terms of voice and singing ability, there's a decent statistical chance that the user you're talking to can indeed do better.

>getting her ass cheeks clap

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yes it's literally the best teaching aid that can happen to you

He's trying to appear well-behaved but Gaga, who is playing for keeps, is sending a clear signal that she owns him now. He's thinking this has gotten far out of hand.

Feels bad man. Sorry user, I'd actually beat my current gf if she cucked me. Almost want to do it just incase, so if it happens the blow is cushioned.

Those are perfectly sized tits... you could criticize the shape but the size is optimal

y'all know he fucked her raw on set of that movie quit denying it

I would too

Yeah of course.

It ruined all sense of trustworthiness I have for significant others. Now I can't stay in a relationship longer than 4 months because I don't want to become too attached in fear of that happening again, so I slowly push every girl away and never get too close to anyone.

>she

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being cheated on is one of the few ways men at the present can become true men instead of pussy whiteknights.

It was an eye opener for me. If you get cheated on and somehow don't change then you're staying a cuck for life.

Is she the new Pam?

zip it goldberg

>bradley cooper giving up this for pelican face

Yeah dream on fags

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take this crypto jew face paint bitch and fuck off back to "italy" with her bagel eating ass

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At least Pam looks female desu

Jenna Fischer is a hack who's friendzone'd to the deepest degree by Jim. Gaga actually fucked Cooper and he tries to act like it's not serious.

>giving up
no one starts cheating thinking about abandoning your current gf

also Irina is the one dumping him

same expression decaprio made when she made contact with him

Can it even get any more obvious?

Shes is set for life. Child support until the kid is 18. Is he getting Brendan Fraser soon?

even if he was fucking gaga right now that girl would not leave him be realistic

>leaving dull talentless model for a beautiful charismatic smart woman with unlimited talent
yeah no way haha

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OHH OAHHH OH OAAAAAAHHH AHHHHHH OAAHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm hyperintroverted so I can't say I have ever really myself in a social setting or ever been comfortable with someone else in my life. Sex has nothing to do with it at all as I'm a good performer with strong sexual drive, the problem is when I'm in a relationship I'm constantly alternating between being the happiest I've ever been for apparently no goddamn reason at all and being so depressed it drives me to try to commit suicide for apparently no goddamn reason at all. It's fucking unbearable and draining, I just can't stay in that state, trying to operate regularly in society, for the time necessary for it to eventually pass. I got fired twice because of this bullshit. All I can do is muster enough energy for quick incursions in search of new insights on my issues, so I can conduct some inner psychoanalysis on my own later, and like I said I'm pretty much giving up on this endeavor.

>A crazed out "starlet" who starred in one movie and will now become every producer's new jizz rag

fixed that for ya

>beautiful
She's a skanky piece of shit.

it looks like he's giving him a handjob, haha, too funny, right guys? Someone should write in a scene like that in a movie, it would be so funny haha.

>>leaving dull talentless model for a woman with talent
ftfy

The my fucked like rabbits

Milkies or nothing, I won't settle for less.

>269 posts for this shit

gas everyone that posted on this thread

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Lmao i never that Gaga as sexy, wtf is this.

Sauce?

gif for ya

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Sucking dick is not a talent user.

ya think Cooper put it in her pooper?

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Lady Gaga
>32yo
>no husband
>no kids
>only once Oscar for a shit song that she needed help writing in a category that no one gives a fuck about
>can't get Cooper to leave his beautiful wife for you
OH NO NO NO NO

cope harder incel. she's a pop icon.

>32

Goddamn she better stop already. Get out while the gettin's good.

I disagree

t. Irina

Im serious faggot. What do you get out of licking a shithole?

>it's popular so it's good

cool off schlomo

That booty looks delicious

are you an incel? it definitely fucking is

Bradley's married to Rolando's ex and has a kid with her lmao

Violate my anus, you fucking gimpoid

shes shit

Gaga is peak kike puppet

it tastes nice and the smell of a girl on your nose is fantastic

what, are you also going to bitch about oral sex?

You know Ronaldo had her doing gay orgies and fucking his football friends.

Who cares about Ronaldo, you stupid gay cunt?

>i dont like it so its bad

The jew meme doesn't even make sense here. jews are pro-skank.

Wrong sweetie she was the star of the whitest movie at the oscars

oh yeah jews love goy superstar icons look at mj

>cope
>incel
reddit nigger

Kikes own her tranny

cope harder cuckrina
#timesup

>reddit nigger
literally incel

>licking assholes tastes nice
did you grow up without a dad?

>constantly puts jewish shit in her videos
>t-the jews hate her guys!

don't ever compare MJ to her again

The wrath of the jew knows no bounds user. Like it or not Gaga is white and peak goy performance.

So Mark Ronson won it then?

cooper is looking jewish as fuck with those rodent-tier eyes and elongated nose.

She’s too old for him

Holy shit go back to twitter nigger

but which hand did he hold more tightly?

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>muh basic
>muh plastic
This mindset is why there's no attractive women in media anymore.

interlocking fingers indicates love

I'd drop her in a second for Gaga. "Hot" in the most boring way possible and literally nothing to talk about with you.

>"Hot" in the most boring way possible and literally nothing to talk about with you.
That's literally every woman.

Not really. Gaga is hot in a unique way and seems like she has more than just the most basic thoughts running through her head.

Why would Cooper leave his wife for a post wall roastie that shows her vagina to a crowd full of strangers?

>twitterfags are this delusional
She's the stereotypical "so quirky and random xD" girl and copies Madonna.

fuck off tranny