/comfy/ 91st Academy Awards Thread #4

Fucking shit, I didn't even know Bruno Ganz had died

why did the oscars snub suspiria?

lol @ the commercial where black women are talking about AI without bias

>No Johann Johansson
Fucking plebs

it's 2:37pm on a monday here and I'm laying in bed drinking and smoking, watching this shit

2 hour

First they ignore you.

>we need to create AI without bias

-gorilla in a dress

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Hold me closer tony danza

>this is supposed to be attractive

holy yikes

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Imagine getting 10 noms and not winning shit, poor Yorgos. He almost ties the record. Best actress may be his last hope.

Anyone have a stream that's not ufreetv, or ustvgo that doesn't shit out every 20 seconds?

FUCK ROMA AND FUCKS MEXICANS

>smoking in bed
absolutely GROSS

Man I don't give a shit, I liked Black Panther but it simply had too many wins and nominations, I can give in customes ok but the rest is bullshit and I am mad, mad about True Detective, well not mad mad but upset, it was not as good as S1, it could have been a lot better I feel like when I watched Fargo 3 and now my hands are freezing and I am just waiting for the damn heater to heat my bed.

>this is the alt-right

Embarrassing.

Brettygood

The white guy winning the award for Black Panthers score was amazing tho

are musician biopics the new capeshit?

>Kathleen Kennedy won a fucking award

123tvgo.com/watch/abc/

Because it's a steaming pile of arthouse shit

Orange woman bad

BABS!

>every single AI made so far instantly becomes racist
>OY GEVALT ITS THE DEVS, WE MUST FIX THIS

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Yea Forums
we lost
the only thing left is to go complete /pol/ ideals
no more pussyfooting around

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t.oscars

>implying I have any dignity or self respect left

>tfw 5 am
Should I call in sick, lads?

Suspiria isn’t arthouse you pleb

OY VEY KEEP SHILLING THE NIGGERS FILMS

>when i watched black klansman
>i literally cummed because im a jewish woman

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Kathleen Kennedy won an award for destroying Star Wars???

To be fair that's probably the most human she's looked at an award show in a decade.

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>it was based on the (((truth)))

If Yea Forums wrote a movie about slavery could we win an Oscar?

I hope the machines take over and eliminate all nonwhites.

so this is what /pol/ looks like

They haven’t made AI yet but the fake shit they make public get spammed by internet memers so it learns to hate blacks pretty quickly

Yeah mane

>tfw sort of mad Bradley and Gaga didn't kiss during that performance

ayyyyyy

Goddamn this is fucking hard to watch

Spike is unironically entertaining tonight

Yea Forums should write a screenplay and campaign to get it adapted. Yea Forums did it

>BlacKkKlansman is based on the truth

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>Jewish and black
Seriously why do Jews love black people so much?

>not feeding on the destruction of everything that you love in life
blackpill has its advantages

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What movie did Yea Forums write?

>Jews pandering to blacks
Yeah this is so shocking, /pol/ would have never predicted it

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Like the truth about Jussie Smollet, which no one at the oscars has joked about, because of course

Can niggers purchase property in Israel?

I think some of us could make a downright kino

more like Gary Smallman

They aren't even hiding Blacks are the rabid dogs of the jews anymore lol

Not anymore I think honestly
They've gone full black power this year

based on, not the truth per se

>small town bf rolls his eyes during spike lee's and barbara's speech
is he racist?
i don't wanna ask

they wrote and published a shitty book

FUCK NIGGERS!

Blackkklansman.

So many manlets.

look up the story of the golem

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HERE WE GO LADS

COME ON CHRISTAIN BALE

/OUR GUY/

Wtf I thought gary old man died

wow, i didn't see that joke being setup

>Roma will win
Nah, clearly black panther will win.

Political correctness demands it.

CALL THEM NOW

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Bale really does do a great job at transforming into a character

Christian Bale really just looks like he doesn't want to be there and I don't blame him

Anyone got a stream of this shitshow?

holy shit gary getting mogged

I’ll never forget Yea Forums shitting on oscarssowhite bullshit a few years back. Now it’s literally we wuz oscars n sheit.
Game over man, game over

He sounds based and you sound like a roastie

>Best actor clip
>It's just him lipsyncing poorly

mexicans have never endured the racism blacks have
it would be a joke if black panther lost to roma

it's gonna be Raimi malek.

easy diversity points

Are you lads ready?

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Jews are white though. They don't have "skin" in the game. Dammnit spike

DEFOE BETTER WIN THIS SHIT

They have tried to use ai to calculate shit like propensity to commit crime, work efficiency. Always ends up with results that can't be used because they are "racist."
People referring to racist AI aren't just talking about Tay you uninformed nigger

WTF how did rami win

>Rami Malek lipsyncing
>Best Actor performance
THE STATE

Dubs for the dubgod

Of course the only non-white guy wins.

Jaw dropping, really.

HAHAHAAHAHA

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I don’t get the BR love

hackerman wins

YES

Is anyone surprised?

RAMIBROS WE DID IT!

see? easy.

wtf

WE GOT ONE BOYS

Lip syncing is acting now?

CHRISTIAN BALE WAS ROBBED
WHAT THE FUCK
FUCK THE OSCARS
FUCK THEM
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
FUCK NIGGERS

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is rami white?

>rami wins over dafoe

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HEY RAMI

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Wtf you talking about? Mexicans are blame for the bad shit black people do

he was amazing in the pacific he deserves it for that

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waht

>calculate shit like propensity to commit crime
why don’t they just hire someone who can count to 100 to read crime statistics if they want to figure that one out?

VIGGO GOT FUCKING ROBBED

Based

No one does, not even the critics

how long is this shit? ok i'm actually done my worthless time might actually be worth more than this

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nothing makes sense
best timeline

MR /R9K/BOT

His girl is gorgeous

NOBODY AT ALL THANKING FREDDIE

JESUS

FUCKING

CHRIST

Egyptian

>WE
I am not Egyptian.

based

The world would be a better place if spike lee got shot.

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mexicans weren't enslaved..

NAME BRYAN
DO IT RAMI

/OURFROG/ WON

fags btfo
how will they recover

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Are you just not listening to the speeches? Most of them have

Yes, exactly. He needs a pretty one to pretend he's straight.

G A L I L E O
A
L
I
L
E
O

but we wuz kangz

build the wall

12 more mins i think, almost over

NAME BRYAN SINGER
DO IT

30 times

and died because of buttsex

I've been to Egypt and it's shit, the pyramids are like a rubbish tip

>last years Oscars was filled with #MeToo preaching
>this year they give 4 Oscars to a movie directed by a pedo
impressive.gif

Brian may is thinking wanker

He was just a fictional character

i thought he was gay

The Spic's got this in the bag.

Because people can be biased. The ai isn't biased. Until they get the results then they are racist and have to ignore the impartial factual ai.

They were at one point by the conquistadors. Also white people just hang Mexicans in California.

How much of a bonus do they get for pushing the agenda?

bohemian rhapsody was so bad and forgettable

SEETHING
twitter.com/search?vertical=news&q=BRYAN SINGER&src=typd

>Melissa McCarthy even nominated

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idiot. Spike is based

zunoxhd.stream/flash/2.php

hahaha
ohh, no, they were just raped and pillaged, and killed into submission, the spaniards didn't need or want them as slaves, they just made their own people from their women and killed the men

this better end soon

But its the jews

why would you thank a character? I don't understand

Pedos are based though

>pushing the agenda
*being a decent human being

>They showed Naomi arguing with the ref and not Serena's chimpout

lmao

So did I, I guess it just proves that money can get you any pussy you want

didn't Brian leave halfway through?

ONLY TWO MORE AWARDS FOR MY BOI YORGOS PLS GIVE HIM ONE

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I'm not even complaining but I always thought the best lead actor was the last of the individual awards? When did they move the actresses to the end?

>DUDE SERENA WILLIAMS IS AMAZING!!!!!

Is that why she bitched and pulled the I"M A WOMAN card when she lost to a chink?

Why are men and women separated in athletics and sports?
Why are they separated in acting?

WOMEN
CAN
SPORTS
TOO

Why don't women compete against men in sports???

>women want to compete against men
>get their assholes blown out by trannies in every sport so far

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>dude women are good at sports lmao

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Stats are just numbers

>elijah cummings

WHY THE FUCK IS MY REP AT THE OSCARS

SOMEBODY TELL MY WHY MY REPRESENTATIVE FROM MARYLAND IS AT THE OSCARS

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>my parents came from Egypt and I am a first generation American
>pauses for applause
What in the actual fuck was his point of saying that? He was literally just fishing for gibs.

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not only a woman, but a mother too

Wow, they must be really good.

I'd smash

>Another event dubbed a "Battle of the Sexes" took place during the 1998 Australian Open[52] between Karsten Braasch and the Williams sisters. Venus and Serena Williams had claimed that they could beat any male player ranked outside the world's top 200, so Braasch, then ranked 203rd, challenged them both.
>Braasch was described by one journalist as "a man whose training regime centered around a pack of cigarettes and more than a couple bottles of ice cold lager".[53][52] The matches took place on court number 12 in Melbourne Park,[54] after Braasch had finished a round of golf and two shandies.
>He first took on Serena and after leading 5–0, beat her 6–1. Venus then walked on court and again Braasch was victorious, this time winning 6–2.[55] Braasch said afterwards, "500 and above, no chance". He added that he had played like someone ranked 600th in order to keep the game "fun".

based common

Can we stop propping women up so god damn much? There isn't am ore coddled, privileged class of people than Women in the US.

>implying you wouldn't hit this with the force of a thousand suns

hahaha

Tax payer money at work

To subvert your expectations and make a political statement.

THIS CHICK MAKES MY DICK SO HARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

youtube.com/watch?v=8lCKeDl0l9c

>everyone standing for a literally who politician

jesus christ

Actually this

>"Critics say their gender identity amounts to an unfair advantage"

Didn't that Woman in a Hijab lose like instantly?

I remember the hype about her lol

Mexican is not the same as aztec you fucking idiot

Forgot pic

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Alzheimers.

what is this senile nigger doing on stage?

Holy shit this congressman can’t even read wtf

Time for /ourgoblina/ to defeat all those privileged white and nig bitches!

She makes my dick DIAMONDS.

Nigga looks like he was stung by a fakkin' bee.

Did they skip over the actress award? Why did she say "the last award"?

13% population 50% of murders

gottdam i want to make sweet mocha babies with that Nubian princess

>that time one of the williams sisters got BTFO by an okinawa nip and chimped out and then anyone who called her unprofessional was labled racist

the only ethnic in the category but still caucasian
>wins
"i'm from egypt guys, im not white like the other guys."
thats why

>those tits
mmm

all this forced nigger shit is hilarious
what are the normies saying?

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That's they're ancestors. Just like blacks slaves are the ancestors of today's blacks. Blacks are not slaves no more.

look i'm not a racist but this dude really looks like a monkey and i think he's having a stroke

>they're only white when it benefits ME

Who's the hot chick

LMAO holy shit you're right. Bringing shame to us MD bros.

HIROOOOOOOOOOO

>Greenbook is about the racist south
>Blackkklansman is about the racist south

Mmmmm

Ahem
I will masturbate to completion to whoever woman wins best actress.
hoping for gaga or Colman

Niggers aren't even aloud in.

I never saw Frances that way.

It's so they can finish the show with the Mexican creatura winning.

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Egyptians confirmed for being white.

VAMOS MEXICO AIAIAIAIAIIIII ARRIBA ARRIBA

SAUCE ON THE NEGRESS
MUH FUCKING DICK

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Is the brown person going to win this?

EL GOBLINA WINNER

soi rockwell

Based

>one ethnic person against 4 whites

GEEE I WONDER WHO WILL WIN

HMMMMMMMMMM

Olivia Colman was incredible in The Favourite

Amandla Stenberg

I hope glenn close wins

all 4 whites

its black panther, and you all know it

La Goblina de la estatueta del oro

where do you think mexicans came from?
the spaniards conquered what is mexico
"mexicans" are mutts

SHIT IS SHE A JEW???

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Another shocker.

If a goblins wasnt going to win (((Coleman))) was going to win

It's really only 2 whites
>one morbidly obese
>one british

>Yaritza got robbed

WTF why do the Oscars hate mexicans

Whites

>implying whites aren't ethnic

Tenemos esta en la bolsa mis hermanos.

i hope el goblina wins everything because all the actors in mexico will go nuclear over this

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LOOOOOOOOOL

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Normies don't say anything because if you say one word about it you're instantly redefined as a racist.

But it really is fucking weird how many black people they had to cram on stage.

OLIVIA COLEMAN

Based Yorgos getting some screentime there my boi

GOD

SAVE

THE

QUEEN

FUCK OFF MEXICAN CUNT

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They were all amazing.
It's baffling to me why she's considered the lead.

Holy shit Gaga is so ugly, what's wrong with her NOSE? And face? Fethal alcohol syndrome?

Yes, and a lesbian, and that's a good thing

Gaga absolutely btfo

This means roma will win best picture

wtf a good choice at the Oscars?
is this allowed?

SHE CUTE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AMIGOS CHICANOS COMO PUEDE SER????

You got off easy and will get off easy.

BAAAAAAAAAAASSSSEEEEEEEEDDDD,

FUCK YOU GLENN CLOSE.

OI YOU GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT OSCAH?

Because mexicans are antisemitic. They're allowed to thread on whitey and blacks but need to learn who owns the circus.

Get fucked

get ready for fake nervousness yanks, she had an embarrassing performance at the BAFTAs pretending she's socially awkward

user, you know what you need to do.

>wasn't even Glenn Close
What the fuck was this shit?

AHHHHHHHH HAHAHA

the peepshow, yes the peep show.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK THIS CRINGY PERIOD BS

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SPICS
B T F O
T
F
O

Isn’t it just top billing bullshit Hollywood rules shit?

>no victory for the Mexican
WOOOW Racist much Hollywood? How could you?

cant believe they didnt give it to goblina
this is totally unacceptable

SPICS BTFO

How bad is the speech at the end going to be when Roma wins?

First Adams, then Cooper, then close. Is Lee gonna lose best director?

shes a lesbian too

Aztecs were genocided. Mexicans =/= Mēxihcah

Want to win? Get them squabbling with each other and split the vote.

>whites aren't ethnic
Retard

SNOGGED

Can't believe she went from side character on a raunchy sitcom to Oscar winner. Good for her.

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Mcarthy should have won.

GIVE ME A SNOG

>stream im watching started playing fart noises

it's an improvement

Unironically the first deserved award of the night

CRINGE
R
I
N
G
E

HAHAHHAHAAH FUCK CLOSE, I HOPE YOU NEVER GET ONE

BASED COLEMAN, SHE CUTE

Congrats Ahkmenrah

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Because Mexicans know about the jew menace.

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Roughly how long until best picture? I want to sleep.

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>M A S S I V E S N O G

First Man got a well deserved one

meanwhile david mitchell is on some cheap panel show and the other one has no career

Lady Gaga is seething

glad the queen won, all on Yorgos
kinda bummed for mi Cleo tho

Not even.
IIRC it's the producers/studio that determine who to shill in what category, regardless of screentime or relevance in the story.
The categories exist to shill films harder. A studio will place a bid for an actress who they believe has a better chance at supporting, versus lead, which again is baffling considering Weisz and especially Stone's record.

NO TURKEY

She was the best part of this whole show. That was genuinely cute.

feels good man

get fucked nigga

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Mexico is getting the last two, screencap this

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commercial
best actor
commercial
commercial
best film
closing time

I’d practice my winner speech just so I don’t end up like that atrocity

20 minutes tops

wtf user

2

coleman /ourgirl/

quit sticking on Aztecs
you brought that up, stop straw manning the argument
the spaniards conquered mexico, where modern mexicans live yes, there were many peoples there

Best director and movie are up next though

MOMMY

based african woman proving women can beat men at dumb bar games

Well they picked the right one it seems

Malek is a fucking hack
Oscars officially mean nothing anymore

Gawd, hope BR wins

>white women defeating white men

They're not even hiding it

im guessing the men rip through this course going full throttle

She was adorable, no I'M A WOMAN BASED ME FUCK DRUMPH nonsense.

What is it with Americans and their commercial breaks? This should have been a two hour show tops.

Nah Queen dick sucking is a lock

I hope Black Panther does so Yea Forums and Yea Forums go onto a meltdown.

It wasn’t sjw shit it was just shit in general

Sorry, I just think Close is quite overrated and they were going to rob Coleman so Close could get one pity award.

>bomb the mexican congress

Literally why? I heard they dont do shit there anyways.

>BLACKS GETTING KEKED BY MEXICANS COMMERCIAL
HOLY FUCK

Did I hear some white men having fun?

WHERE'S DEATH STRANDING YOU FAT FUCK

Strap in boys. Here we go

He is round!

The whole show is a commercial you nog

MY BOY DEL TOROOOOO

Guillermo del gordo you mean

BIG LATINO COCK

I think the guy did it in like 3-4 minutes, less than half the time of the women's finish. Every event after this one, they removed half the obstacles for the women's course

lmao based and bronzepilled

Holy shit how big is he? He's gotta be like 350 pounds.

>anymore
oscars have not meant anything in 20 years

>despite winning a best picture oscar I'm still having trouble getting funding for my next film, dios mio

DEL TACO

>stream buffering
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

If roma doesn't win I'm gonna kill myself because I've got a grand on it

Del Toro is a big guy.

Shape of Water was the worst fucking movie I've seen in a long time

>hacktoro

GET FUCKED LEE

>first man didn't win sound mixing

youtu.be/9LzDdfcNsXo

Go get fucked Del Toro, only faggots like your shit

Based non-retarded poster

YEAAAAH BOOOY

CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON CUARON

he's geting fatter every year

where's the Director of Bohemian Rhapsody?

Cuaron and Del Toro. Wheres Iñarritu at?? Best Director trio.

VIVA MEXICO

Para ti.

He's right though, based Del Toro

WHITES BTFO

And another Mexican director wins again.

Blackies can keep their meme awards, Tacos are the true big boys now.

NEW THREAD

I'd be really happy if Vice could win best film

whites BTFO
PUTOS JOTOS TODOS

Again, I think Cold War and The Favourite deserved this over Roma

BUILD THE WALL

>lose best director
>knicks win getting further from zion
Imagine being Spike Lee

mah nigga. Is one of those few movies where I can remember not just the music but the way each sound makes up the scene, I feel like I could rewatch it without actually looking.

NEW

get these fucking frito banditos off the stage already i can't understand a damn word

Wait why was Cuaron saving that shit until now. Almost as if he knew he was going to win again

Im not the faggot you originally replied to. The Aztec enemy tribes mixed with the Spaniards after both defeating the Aztecs. Literally started fucking on the blood and dead bodies lmao Aztecs were genocided.

I hope it loses. So people stop making black and white films.

Hey fuck you, PT was scary as shit.

Olive Oyl had a nice body though.

Glad it got canceled now go suck some more Kojima cock

If you were the best director of all time, of course you'd know you'd win again.

>Green Book
WHAT A TEEST!

I’m not watching this gay shit, was it bateable or a repeat of the last several years of liberal self righteousness
?

>greencuck
Yeah, no.

Goodbye, Paco