/comfy/ 91st Academy Awards Thread #3

OY VEY

/pol/ tears

OMG OMG OMG OMG
NO WAY GUYZ

I've never seen any of those, but of course the only one with a black person wins.

Would you suck Krysten Ritter's toes?

Malboro's here

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I’m really enjoying the Black Panther awards.

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>her ass isn't an massive as it used to be

rip jessica jones

best timeline

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>2019
>Drinking alcohol
ISHYGDDT

Skin.2018.1080p.WEB.AC3.H264-DeathRace

Skin.2018.1080p.WEB.AC3.H264-DeathRace

no

>If you love MOVIES, you should watch these FILMS
What did she mean by this?

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just imagine how bad it could get and double it

you might not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

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patrician taste

Bud Light Orange
Just enough orange to saturate the bud light.

OH NO NO NO NO

The bitch who won is a shorter, red head, uglier version of Kristen Ritter

oy vey Isreal won!

The Favourite was snubbed

No one is going to say it?
Ok, I will

OY VEY

dumb jew forgot to pretend that he's jewish

Some of the foulest hooch I've ever made.

>holocaust in America

What

123tvgo.com/watch/abc/

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America is is Israel's bitch! Lol JEWISH POWER!

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pics?

OY VEY MY GRANDPARENTS SURVIVED THE KILLCOASTER YOU KNOW

What movies have won so far?

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same

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spike lee looks more and more pissed off every time they show him. I wonder what hes thinking, if he regrets coming to this dog and pony show at all?

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OY VEY
Y

V
E
Y

>that fake laughter
she's an actress?

why do you americans drink bud light and not the full strength bud?

Sam Jackson standing next to a literal charisma vacuum and still coming off fly as fuck

No it wasn't.
That clip reel had to deceive the audience by implying the fucking thing had music in it.
Film was utter trash. It's like a slice-of-life with no dramatic acting or storytelling structure. It's literally just a biographical documentary of the trashiest of the trashiest people. Like a nature documentary for subhumans instead of cute penguins.
>What if I made a movie that's not even a fucking movie

Sam Jackson looks drunk as fuck

Also why was that kike so happy to win, of course he'd win

how the fuck did green book win??

I would unironically go date her, she is good looking and seems like a legitimately good person, it's a fucking shame she is just being used as a token to further an agenda

You realize he's right next to captain feminism? He's a smart man, one little touch and bitch mighta fine him for sexual harassment.

THE FAVOURITE WAS ROBBED

WHY DO THEY HATE MY YORGOS

MORE LIKE SNUBBED REFORMED

is that OC?

You get one guess.

HAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED ROMA

Nigga gives no shits. He's 100% behind everything he says and does.

So do you also think Dazed and Confused and American Graffiti are trash?

Fuck Benjamin Netanyahu

RHODE ISLAND BOYS WW@

Yorgos didn’t write the screenplay for the favourite tho

Dr topper and american spirits

fuck that chick with Sam Jackson was drunk as fuck

>she is good looking
no she fucking isn't

how the fuck did farrelly go from movie 43 to winning an oscar for this?

Next is adapted screenplay, he knows this is his best chance to finally win one, must be nervous

Trump supporters are uneducated incels & vote against their own economic interests

because Budweiser isn't called "American Pisswater" for no reason. It's fucking terrible, and cheap!

Larson looks like she’s the type of woman who gets extremely wet, like, change the sheets and buy a new mattress monthly wet.

No one ever wants to talk about whos committing those hate crimes in Europe though

It aint White people

ballad of busters scruggs please fucking win please

I am laughing quite a bit

Fresh from pol

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Don't forget the humilliation of Kathleen Kennedy and Lucasfilm.

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We all have our own tastes, user
I'm not gonna start judging you for yours

my mom isnt even antisemetic but she cringed at the "holocaust happening in america" thing

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One of the guys who wrote the adapted screenplay for blackkklansman taught the film studies course I took at uni

How any of you can claim Roma to be boring when Green Book exists is baffling

MY NIGGAS

I like it

We truly have regressed in every sense.

wypipo btfo

Wow, I'm shocked. SHOCKED!

BLO is fucking disgusting

My dad works at nintendo too.

SPIKE DID IT

Honestly kind of cute seeing SLJ pop off on Spike Lee's behalf

LADY GAGA BTFO

appreciate that but I'm still judging the fuck out of yours

First amendment...

SHALL NOT BE

This board is so cucked

Literally who cares about the oscars?

These are the same people making movies which suck and then rewarding themselves, and this board literally cares, even though it likes pretend it doesn't

You are all faggots

Was he a good teacher?

>here it comes

>the great niggening

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any good cringe so far?

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could Spike Lee be more annoying?

i don't mind lee getting an oscar

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Those movies have acting and storytelling you brain damaged tortilla-twister
and yes, those movies aren't particularly great

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he just has a resting asshole face

buster snubs

is this fucking slam poetry

he clearly hates the oscars, it's a white/jew celebration

based spike whining about niggas

He having a stroke?

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED? I went to get a snack and everyone on tv started hollering and whooping

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3 hours of jews giving themselves awards and rich elitists virtue signalling. Ill take a hard pass

You're so much better for caring enough about us having this thread to come into and complain about us

like think about it for half a second you hypocritical retard

It was an intro course and he did a decent job of showing a bunch of different movies that your typical retard liberal arts student could enjoy. He’s the tall black mofo behind spikes left shoulder on stage

YO MAH NIGGAS
REMEMBAH DA SLAVED BROTHAS

Is it me or were brie larson's feet clean at the oscars?

t. joint director

THIS

NIGGER

CANT

EVEN

READ

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I've got nothing better to do

You ever met Spike Lee?

Shut up already nigger

is this nigga drunk as fuck?

>the man that directed the Old Boy remake won an Oscar

I can't understand a fucking word spike is saying. Why were the nogs in the audience crying?

SPIKE NO

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what the fuck is Spike Lee talking about

what the fuck is going on with him

he's so fucking insane i cant help but love him

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This speech is literally every cliche imaginable. I would have thought an user from here wrote it in a bait thread.

what in the fuck is spike saying. i think i'm like a minute behind

>SLAVERY
>FUCK TRUMP
lol

>this is what the oscars have devolved into

Why is John Lewis in the audience? This isn't the state of the union

FUCK DRUMPF

Play that negro out

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WHAT THE FUCK
we wuz niggers and shittt

Spike Lee just won something and gave a drunk speech.

ok then

ahahah holy fuck thats real? fucking old ass ladies pretending to cry while they make millions

>stolen
I think he means sold, retarded purple Luigi nigger

>built this country
You didn't build shit, faggot.

Why does spike lee have a reboot pin on his hat?

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>liberals are love

yeah I feel so much love coming from them as a straight white male

this years Oscars is legit entertaining because of the meme wins and lack of Jimmy Kimmel

muh slavery
muh six gorillions

It was better than the original

>all the whites applauding
christ almighty

spike and /pol/ are two sides of the same coin

MAKE THE MOI RIGH MAKE DA MORAL CHOICE

I don't care what they are saying, I just love to watch retards read.

Remember how good Do the Right Thing was? Blackkklansman was one of the least memorable movies I've seen all year.

WE WUZ SLAVES N SHIT

Spike Lee was hashtag woke before hashtag woke was a thing. Nothing he said was surprising.

so his writers don't get to make a speech? What a fucking nigger

Honestly lads, just visiting Yea Forums for the occasion, but watching the Oscars as someone who doesn't watch movies is a weird experience.

all of them should have WHORE on their arm

based

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>manlets
when will they learn.

I fully expect Black Panther to win best picture at this point.

Why is he so smol though

he is one of the last 90s generation of filmmaker without an oscar so its just a feel good moment from that perspective. him and tarantino will probably have some drinks tonight

Oh Spike Lee you crazy mother fucker

If you were a movie star would you give a shit about these awards?

get out of here while you still can

kek that lobster

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Has there been a single speech that hasn't had an undertone of "fuck white people" so far? Jews aren't even subtle anymore

anger brings you closer to hell

I think she’s sexy in a weird way
I think it’s just because I just like brown girls

Didn't Samuel L. Jackson call Spike Lee a retard when the latter was bashing Tarantino and Django Unchained?

this air condition motherfucker is the first white guy i've seen tonight

Nah, Roma hasn't won a damn thing so far, these are just pity awards to give every non-white, non-male a win.

based air comfort solutions

blackkklansman had scenes where the only thing left would be the characters to wink at the camera and it still won best screenplay

Go shoot up a school.

And the award for best Feed & Seed goes to...
Sneed, for Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's)

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getting a nomination or win is the path to future earnings, at the end of the day the oscars are just industry awards like any other

oh they care, let me tell you that. If you've ever been to an oscar after-party, it's so fucking pathetic how much they care about it.

>Wahhh wahhh wahhh!!!

Why is someone's maid in the audience? This isn't the kitchen

I'm an Australian so I've never gotten latina pussy but I hear they're fucking animals in bed

>that black people can't swim joke
CRINGEEEEEEEEEE

Shame Spike Lee use to be a little redpilled about the Jews & knew about their involvement in slavery, but with that kike right next to him, it's clear he sold out to get an oscar

go chop your dick off

HAHAH get it? Nigs can't swim

>a lot of people don't know that about us
what DID she mean by this?

The guy who won editing gave a pretty wholesome speech

Same, I can see why people think she is ugly but she still gets my dong hard.

Y I K E S

Holy kek

DAS RITE WHITE BOI

>w-we can swim
fuckin yikes

MEME PANTHER

lol

why is every presenter a negro now?

Do the Right Thing had its moments but spike ruined them by continuing to talk or have the scene keep going, ended up making a racist film by a racist man for racist people

This is just the BET awards at this point.

this is the only award that matters

They’re animals full stop, user.

he's thinking he hates crackers, and i for one dont blame him.

>titanic joke

>black people win oscar

>for the music in a movie

OH NO NO NO

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AYO DAS THREE

Imagine showing any of these pictures to Americans in 1939 and telling them Germany loses the war. Do you think they would have fought on Germany's side?

Jews really love black people so much huh? Why?

I was making dinner so I couldn't lurk Yea Forums when the production design(?) for black panther won and the black woman talked the whole time while the white guy just stood there. How did y'all react?

Oh fuck off

Reminder that it should've fucking been the first man

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>CAPESHIT WINNING A SCORE OSCAR
DISNEY MONEY WORKING HARD

>BP nominated for soundtrack, with the most generic orchestral shit ever made
>First Man not even nominated

I fucking hated First Man but are you fucking kidding me?

Edit: BLACK PANTHER WON AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Trying to pretend you're oppressed while your race sweeps the Oscars

NEAR
FAR
WHEREVER YOU ARE

their pussies smell like beans and they fart alot unfortunately

ISSA BOUT TIME TA GET MY BLACK ASS OUT DA WATER

haha

Awwww cumskin is triggered now

congrats, adam

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beer and smoking belmont blues
based

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>a white man wrote the score for Black Panther
o i am laffin

White guy, no notes.

I'd still love to fuck one, I reckon they'd fuck my cock off for sure

>friends win
I don't like it but I'm happy for them now

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MCU won the oscars then eh

First man robbed by black panther, how ironic

>white guy wins oscar for blapeepo movie

>for its music

HAHAHAHAH

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styxhexenhammer666 scored black panther?

WHY THE FUCK IS HE WHITE?
mayo won't let blacks have anything

I’m not watching, did they play SIT DOWN BE HUMBLE when BP won best score?

three 6 mafia won an oscar

they give good head though right?

>Ludwig sweating bullets trying to appease (((them)))
Hurry up with the next 'Bino album, Awaken was kino as fuck

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Ludvig is cute. Cute!

BLACK & YELLOW
BLACK & YELLOW
BLACK & YELLOW
BLACK & YELLOW

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this is like elvis stealing the blues all over agian

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I can assure you no one watches movies on Yea Forums we are here for shitposting. One more thing...

*HONK* niggers

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>I dedicated this award to all the black people i worked with

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>I wanna share this award with...

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Based white man receiving an Oscar on behalf of a black movie.

>narcissistic predators and degenerates celebrating themselves

when does it end?

based

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Why are they pairing black guys with Asian girls now? Are they rubbing it in white mens face?

Do blacks not see this as blatant pandering or do they just not care as long as they get something?

that's right Jay!

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Jews aren't white

>they vote BP for diversity
>Didn't know the white guy scored it

OH NO NO NO NO

what did sperman win for?
I missed it.

Shallow will win

AYOO NIGGA
DO THE THING
DO THE THING

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to get the whites to hate the blacks instead of the jews
the only thing malcom x got right

You could literally hear the awkward in their subdued clapping

dumb fucking chink can't open an envelope LMAOOOOOOOOOO

God I hate Shallow

meanwhile in Estonia today
youtube.com/watch?v=-1IdBPnq20A

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Free stuff lil nigga

>it took 4 people to write some boring ass song

She definitely fucking banged Bradley Cooper, I don't care what anyone says.

Some see it, but don't care because "a win is a win".

How's Gaga doing on the EGOT?

I can just see his weird hand movements waving around as he says this

Black Panther unironically robbed

Not /pol/, but I got a kick out of the African-styled score being composed by a rick white boy from CA

buster snubs x2

Gags is so fucking hot goddamn it I'm breaking nofap RIGHT NOW

>Best Actress: Collette

Hahahaha no

>Gaga pulling a Rocky speech
kek

>THAT BLACK WOMAN YASSING IN THE CROWD

WHAT THE
FUCK
IS
THIS

WHAT AM I WATCHING

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Nice

THIS IS SO POWERFUL AND BRAVE!!!
YES GAGA QUEEN! SLAAAAAAAYY!!!!

they are literally only interested in gibs, no matter the method of acquiring them

agreed

Why is Lady Gaga so fat? Too much pizza with the Marina Abramovic?

kek a truck of peace would have made all that more interesting

youtube.com/watch?v=pfCYPVxWEMI

This should have won instead of Gaga

It took Leonardo DiCaprio 28 years to get an oscar and it took lady gaga under 5 years to get an oscar lol!

literally no one thinks about estonia
massive cringe

YASSSS QUEEEEN

Eagles beat Patriots. Patriots beat Falcons. Giants beat Patriots. Just saved you 12 hours.

Lady Gaga is so cute.

Time for the dead people crawl.

>Academy awards Black Panther best Original Score
>They thought it was going to be Kendrick's collaboration album of music not featured in the film
oopsie

isn't he a gay though?

she's an emotional wreck jesus

I know. Feel sorry for Bradley.

fucking based

it's not like Leo ever deserved one

she stopped having to stay in shape for music.

>Lady Gargaras won over mah nigga Kendrick

Dropped

She's a terrible actress

Lupus

That song isn’t even close to the Oscars if Gaga isn’t involved

I NEED A WEBM

kek the president looks like a proper kike alright

How long do I have to stay away from Yea Forums before this Oscar shit dies down?

fuck

estonia is literally 99.9% white though which is why that doesn't happen there
they had 1 refugee family but they left for germany because everyone treated them like shit kek

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She looks clingy tho

3 days

He is still unironically far superior to her

2nded

America is fucking over

so there's no host this year right?

based

This. The BP soundtrack was excellent but the films actual score was generic as fuck

Sounds very based there

I forgot Burt Reynolds died.

black panther is winning picture of the year
you'll live

>Burt Reynolds is dead
wait WHAT THE FUCK

Guy deserves it honestly, Childish Gambino is basically a duo and he's half if not more of it

Why do Eastern European countries have nigger-tier murder rates compared to Western European countries?

3rded someone do it

slavs are not white

>someone pokes fun at your race
>WTF IT'S OVER WAAHHHHHH THIS IS THE END PLEASE NUKE US

and he still sucks dick and never deserved an oscar

F

>Gargaras
kek

Damn I forgot Milos died, that hurt

>slavs
>white
Oof.

You sound Jewish or black

Gaga is a literal Simpson's character

Incredibly based

It's winning the awards it is because it won't be winning best picture

OHMYGOOOOOD WHO CARES ABOUT A BUNCH OF DEAD LITERAL WHOS

I've got a G on Roma to win best picture, if I win I'll buy you all a beer

ALBERT FINNEY GOT THE FINAL SPOT IN THE IN MEMORIUM INCREDIBLE!

>Tab Hunter

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she probably visited sneed's

not based and bluepilled

I am jewish AND black
and Leo is a cocksucker

Arizona iced tea

But user I don't drink!

Stan Lee shouldn’t have been in that at all

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I agree.
Just like the Oscars.

These people really are stuck in their own little kingdom. Every year and year it's more about "LOOK AT HOW AMAZING AND NOBLE WE ARE YOU RACIST PLEBIANS. CAAAAAAAAARE ABOUT UUUUUUUUUUS."

I wish it was more about the work of cinema.

Jussie, is that you? How's jail?

I bet you look ugly

sounds like the name of a shitty pornsite

Johann Johannsson fucking snubbed

Will they mention Weinstein when he kicks the bucket?

I wonder if the ratings will be low again? I didn't even know they were on tonight, and I guess neither did anyone else.

fucking BASED

Fuck off, this is the adults thread

you retarded nigger

DEAR TECH

At least First Man won 1 Oscar. But fuck me, I can't believe it did not win in Sound, I'll watch the Freddie Mercury movie soon but it better be damn good and not just voted because muh dad rock.

it was last year that he died

I look horrendous
and Leo sucks big fat dicks

NEW

i'm OP you idiot

spicy edge

I'm an accelerationist so I love seeing all these niggers win

like dogfart or something

even more embarrassing

I don’t really drink, can you buy me a comic book instead?

I think most people are expecting record-lows. People are tired of the pompousnes, the politics, the backtracking (best popular film, host/no host, not televising certain awards, etc.), and in my opinion this is a really weak awards season (one of the weakest in memory IMO), though I can't say if others feel the same.

Your mom sounds like an idiot, Trump is literally Hitler

Well I think I've got the gist of this year's awards, heading to bed.

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