/comfy/ 91st Academy Awards Thread #2

based yanks blowing the fuck out of anigay once again

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>get made fun of for being a leaf
>this is the height of Amer*can culture

>avi the manchild in the back wearing a spiderman beanie

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>get kicked off solo
>win an oscar
based

>these white guys trying to pander to intersectionality awkwardly

fucking CRINGE

In other news.

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Ralph breaks the interweb BTFO

poor guy got cut off because his coworkers wanted to talk about little kids mattering

NIGGERS

FUCK TRUMP
FUCK WH*TE PEOPLE
BLACK PANTHER WILL WIN BEST PICTURE
DC KEKS BTFO

you jelly, whitey???

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America sure has changed a lot. Black people are gaining more power and recognition in music, sports and Hollywood. There's nothing stopping them.

Fucking kek

Why do White people love minorities so much?
Jesus christ you guys are doomed

Why does everybody call this movie the best thing ever?

>AND FINA--
[mic cuts out]

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So this is basically the BET awards now right?

Do they usually give all the awards to black people or is that just this year?

It's the best spiderman movie

reminder this is the yfmoc thread. your bait posts will be ignored so you will have to argue with yourself

brutal

A little.

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Guilt is a hell of a thing.

kikes making gullible, literal NPC whites think they should feel guilty

>First Man wins absolutely fucking nothing
>Goose doesn't bother showing up to the ceremony
It's almost as if he knew. I unironically bet they all know going in

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Besides being overwhelmingly poor and obese

Fuck Benjamin Netanyahu

>get called out as a r*dditor
>I-I'm an oldfag guys!
>whine throughout the entire thread about it
embarrassing

Have you tried watching it to find out?

>Guilt
jews can't feel emotions though user

i love that song bros

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This, you didn't invent Miles, stop acting like you're making a statement using him as a protagonist.

"Risk" my foot, Black Panther proved there's no risk in putting a black lead in your movie.

The oscars does not celebrate cinema. It celebrates Hollywood and the vapid plastic cultureand goes along with it. Nothing but meat parade for virtue signalling celeberties and kike producers to sniff their own farts.

>white people music
uh WHO THE HELL OK'D THIS
THIS
IS
NOT
OK

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I don't.

Why are Canadians in film so based?

first man was doomed as soon as the best picture noms were announced

desu it looks like 90% of the people in attendance are pushing 40.

Can't believe Hollywood allowed him to quote the New Testament

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>he's still whining
Guess we know who won that argument kek

I’m glad A Star is Born isn’t winning anything. Most overrated movie by people I trust in film this year

Also this, BP and BR wouldn't be cleaning up if this had anything to do with quality.

Glad Incredibles didn't win

Wish Broly got a nomination though, some of the best 2D animation in years

he was nominated and didn't go? that's ballsy

>listening to anything other than asian music
jews, got to you my man?

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Bohemian might be the worst edited film, but I'm glad it won because I like John Ottman since he used the "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" theme for the final twist of Urban Legends

Yippeee kayyy ayyya yeeea~


FUCK CAPTCHAS.

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Song was good though.

How long until best pic?

What's so wrong?

>Wish Broly got a nomination though
Word

Dude cmon, all of Hollywood is "redpilled". The difference is none of them are willing to bite the hand that feeds.

>even walmart ads have black male white female couples
its over
america is finished

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why are yanks so obessed with demographics and racial statistics?

Last year they gave awards to blacks too.

I hope spics too, so blacks won't find a reason to complain about the evil white man

Will we ever see the day when 2 weeb movies are nominated the same year? Probably not

Like 2 hours

Hope Viggo wins best actor

was it kino?

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Everything about bohemian rhapsody was bad

BR won for best editing even after the worst edited conversation scene of all time shit was going around?

underrated post, have an emma.

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So, are you guys going to take the commercial's advice and make some fucking movies that share your worldview?

The only reason capeshit films are allowed to succeed is because good ideas do nothing.

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>PEELE PLEASE NOTICE ME

dumb broad on sky said isle of dogs is sexist because it only had one female dog in it

TURTLE TURTLE

He's the only one with the balls to do a stunt, so yes, he's based.

Broly come out in America like a month ago.

H-HEY JORDAN! I'M AT THE OSCARS TOO! HAHAHA

I'M DOING SHIT TOO NIGGA I WAS IN HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA 3

Oscars are gay and irrelevant

Like OP

yeah hated that

first man was shit

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ORAAAAAANGE
MAAAAAAAN
BAAAAAAAAD
!!

>Aquafina and Dasani

Cannot believe Marvin Von studelsburg was snubbed by the Oscars again. When will they learn.

Some really bad comedy tonight bois

imagine being old as shit and the only time anyone calls you over its to do a thing out of a movie you did decades ago

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>awkwafina
who IS this bitch? she's everywhere

>(((American))) culture
ftfy

Does John Mulaney get paid to hangout with Pete Davidson?

>implying it isn't just jews handing out all these awards
No one votes for this dumb shit

God this bitch is fucking annoying don't you just want to stick your balls in her mouth

That's a cute muttette. Would further degrade gene pool with.

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Shut up nigger

>Spike Lee cringing at the shitty jokes

Based

HOLY SHIT, ITS MIKE MEYERS.
YEAH, BABY~!

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yeah I'm sure it bothers him so much in his villa's pool

I just want to kill them all, no sex, just get it over with

>There's nothing stopping them.
try the latinos

>that cutaway to Spike

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I really hope Ballad of Buster Scruggs wins something, best film of 2018 hands down, should be up for best picture

crige as fuck

Come on, user. It's not like they HAD to rape some kids in order to do the movie...

I bet she loves white cock

Leaf, you need to settle down. You have open air Islamic child markets.

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They were gonna cut cinematography and editing from the show but keeps these retarded shorts categories in has the academy lost their fucking minds

$100 says he banged her and has a fetish for indigenous girls

Shes some weirdo from Crazy Rich Asians.

For real?

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She's in Hollywood. I bet you she doesn't.

anyone else have an irrational hatred of hollywood

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I'd call it a mutt thing but south/central americans aren't as racially autistic so it must be the lead pipes

Latinos and blacks get along

>pixar even winning for short animation
fucking sick of disney

The Jew has makeup on her nose to make it look smaller

my hatred is quite rational

ah fuck

>right when he lands and he almost backhands that nigger on the right
BASED

Oh look women directors made a film about motherhood again

>my partner darren
>crowd shot
>it's a ftm tranny
EL
EM
AYE
OH

pic?

they arent, just a small part of them are, but those are the ones that throw tantrums at every possible opportunity.

>and finally...FUCK TRUMP
woah how was that aired?

DUDE BLOODY VAGINAS LMAO

I love those half Asian chicks, they’ll suck and fuck your cock off

And they're gonna feel even longer

Can white people just get ONE award?

Oh, I can believe it.

>MUH PERIOD
wow, senpaitachi

My fucking God this is a trainwreck

>vagina jokes win

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>liberal women being mothers
>liberal women being around children in any capacity

So this is for best horror film or something, right?

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...

Why are Europeans so obsessed with American award shows?

MENSTRUATION IS EMPOWERING GURLS!

>REMEBER THIS MOVIE CAME OUT THIS YEAR

kek we got the motherhood and the period jokes in back to back awards. What a time to be alive

>irrational

HAAHAHAHA I LOVE JEWISH HUMOR

I think I'm gonna barf

MUH PERIOD

>fight for menstrual equality

What the FUCK does that even mean??

Dad just left the universe.

yay more feminism!

MENSTRUAL EQUALITY!!!111!!

did she just thank Manga?

>hollyweird clapping for period jokes
>netshix
>menstrual equality
WHAT

cringe and reddit

im done fuck this

Based Muslims. This is how dating should be.

Why do I even watch this shit show

What the fuck is menstrual equality?

wait, theyre throwing girls out of school for having periods?

B
R
A
V
E

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'cause our movie/entertainment industries are dead and boring as fuck, so we latch on to anything coming from the US

'the fuck's a menstrual equality?

Morning wood documentary when?

>women always create something about their periods or their vaginas

Why are women so fucking gross?

are you serious?

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>best short documentary
>niggers
>white people dying
>refugees
>nazis
>womens menstruation
this is the future of cinema

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Lmao @ all the incel trump supporters that were triggered

we're laughing at you, yank

Yes

honestly can’t believe Disney is gonna shit on the lion king like this

Why are 90% of speeches so CRINGE? I genuinely have to mute and tab out so many times.

their whole identity is based off their fuck hole. because that's all they see themselves as

Fuck feminisists

>Being proud of your race is wrong
>Being proud of your gender is wrong
>Being proud of your nationality is wrong
>Being proud of a bodily function you can't control is POWERFUL

>The 91st Academy Awards

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Walls bad!

youtube.com/watch?v=Ci3uyuPeIS4&feature=youtu.be&t=25

And Brie is going to appear soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You need equality among periods if you don't want policystic ovary disease.

This!
Also nightly emissions.

what else are they going to create?

i really hope lion king is good
please

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if the oscars get worse each year and this is the worst it's been, what will happen next year?

OH NO NO NO NO NO

This one will be good, goyim. I promise.

Looked like India or Pakistan or some shit

In all seriousness though does having periods stop girls from getting an education? I've never heard that before.

We.Will.Not.Comply

Who's triggered here? We're laughing at you.

I just want to go back..

Latinos are arguably the most racist out of all the races in the US.

Imagine being the bloke that made that documentary about a loved one dying and losing an Oscar to MUH VAGINA

seething discord tranny

Have they even shown footage of the film other than the opening sequence yet?

#oscarsoblack

tranny oscars next year

>entire internet is ablaze and loving this show
>/poltv/ sits in the dark crying because 'muh blacks', 'muh women'
Good day.

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stop fighting the narrative bro

Will Viggo win, bros?

why is this turning me one what is wrong with me

I think it's that whole middle eastern thing of like how periods are considered disgusting and shit

pedophile pandering

in various shithole countries the inbreds there don't understand biology

Pretty much.

>i have the pretty hole men want to fuck and I'm gonna make art about IT!
>bleeding from my hole must be known by ALL, because menstrual pain hurts and I'm a strong womyn!!

isn't it kinda suspicious that they haven't shown the animals talking?
I suspect it looks awkward as fuck. A realistic remake makes no sense.

which is white peoples fault btw

diversity is strength

Maybe they should focus on their ancient racial caste system before they tackle feminism

Trump supporters are uneducated incels & vote against their own economic interests

Sadly no, Rami has all the momentum here.

and trannies

That's intolerant to Islam

what the fuck???

why are they shilling queen so much? is it going to win best picture?

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you will be too when you're not as much of an ethnostate.

what's with all this mexican shit tonight

This actually won? So there is hope after all.

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Well they are disgusting, just like shit and piss is disgusting

YO LIL OSCARS, EAT THIS

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>we speak espanol and fuck drumpf
oof

lmao where the fuck do you live?

to stick it to drumgkf

>shilling queen
Probably because they were the greatest rock band of all time you stupid pleb.

Bohemian Rhapsody is certainly better than Black Panther.

based eight frames a second-man
what a fucking shitshow that this garbage won over Isle of Dogs

maybe they will just go with subtitles? A quieter gritty lion king kek

If they're doing it this much, it's probably going to be a jape.

Freddie would probably like this

Or maybe they totally DO understand it.

Wall is in the public eye again, time to remind the plebians who's boss

>Immigrants and Women!
That wall can't get built fast enough.

God damn I hate all these "artistic" "creative" takes on famous songs where they have to add ten extra notes every second with excessive vibrato. The song was great as it was. Just sing it instead of trying to force your individuality into it.

IMMIGRANTS AND WOMEN

the US is getting BEANED and the wall won't stop it

Isn't more like periods being a sign of female maturity and she should stop learning and start getting ready to marry?

Narnia.

Blacks are, actually. They hate everyone including themselves.
Latinos are the most openly antisemitic tho.

IMMIGRANZ AN WIMMIN WHO MOBE HUMANITY FOWARD!!!!

YASSSS LET ALL ILLEGALS INTO USA
GO WAMEN

As a Mexican I can confirm

Yes. They don't want to give niggers the best movie award again.

>black panther wins
>we lose
>roma wins
>we lose
Is the favorite our only chance bros?

well they do need to cater to the majority of the US population...

you're definitely not wrong there, but to muslims it's like worse thing in the world. At least I think so anyway

I didn't know House of the Rising Sun had a cover in spanish

>immigrant shilling for immigrants
>all the rich whites clap
dystopian

Keep seething retard

did you see Cuaron's son? kek

Is Paul Rudd /ourjew/?

Only NPCs like Brie Larson still fall for that trick, rabbi.

College educated whites, including women, went Trump... something the media and shills try to bury.

"Muh suburban retards" is a shill myth. Urban areas went Hillary ONLY due to their black and hispanic populations. The college educated vote demographics Hillary won was ONLY from blacks and hispanics. See pic related.

Hillary also only got 37% of the overall white vote.

37%

We are basically at a point now where it's white people vs everyone else (jews, immigrants, blacks, radicals etc.)

Just look at the demographics vs counties won.

It's time for any of that 37% out there to wake the fuck up as to what is really going on.

Time is short.

DEPORT ILLEGALS

HAVE WHITE FAMILIES

BUILD THE WALL/SECURE THE BORDER

The country can easily be saved if we do just those 3 things.

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This bitch killed Bruce Willis fuck her

>this qt didn't win animated short

Oh well.

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Instatriggered.

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>we can speak Spanish at the Oscars, now
>they've opened the door for us and they ain't kicking us out now

WHY SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS? I'M MEXICAN AND THIS IS RETARDED? WHAT DO YOU EARN OR WANT TO ACCOMPLISH BY BEING THIS COCKY? BE FUCKING HUMBLE, JESUS

yeah probably, makes more sense

no homo but that's a damn sexy dress. I love those bdsm straps. You just KNOW she takes a ballgag like a champ

imagine if ready player one won
holy fuck

FINALLY

FIRST MAN GOT SOMETHING

FUCK

WHITES WIN!!!!

>Another year
>Another not-Black Panther Marvel movie losing VFX

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HOLY BASED

it's our turn Gamers

Oh wow a movie finically won something it deserved. Took 2 fucking hours

Solo was so forgettable I didn't realize it came out in 2018

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sameface waifuslag

>a movie is good because it plays old songs that i like

gotta love how diego luna shills for MS-13 gang members

>tfw first man finally gets one

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>play First Man's soundtrack for the VFX win
>suddenly remember it's not nominated for Score
Fuck off, Academy

Keep seething incel

Jesus user, that fag has been trying to bait us for a while now, just ignore him

B-But Infinity Kino ?!

>Playing the score that should've been nominated

Fuck, First Man was snubbed.

this

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>that thanos scream
AAAAAAaaaahhh

Was that the kid who kept making sperg faces whenever he was on camera?

>next year
>Star Wars episode 9 wins best original score

Yet it's not better than the favorite or even green book

I didn’t like First Man at all but it definitely should’ve got a best score nom

Do you think they've had sex with eachother?

Do you think Bradley Cooper fucked Gaga?

why is gaga so dark yikes

jesus the state of the NPCs in the audience. White men win so they don't clap, they hear a name they remember (Chazelle) and they clap.

>gay shit wins
>we lose

how did goose not get nominated for best actor lads

bradley cooper sucks

I'm from Canada and I say FUCK CAPESHIT.

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>Cooper actually singing live

Big yikes

Who would want to be white in 2019?

We'll see.

I just got here how badly has /pol/ gotten BTFO so far

Yeah Women really move humanity forward, like Elizabeth Holmes... oh wait

he's married to a hotter woman

>these people unironically think they're the master race

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GodDAMN Bradley, stick to shooting terrorist children

Gaga probably sucked him off and he had no choice

time to rise up fellers

Who knew Bradley Cooper couldn’t sing

OMFG GIRLS I TURNED IT ON FOR THE BEST PART

wtf Bradley what are you doing

what do gaga's braps smell like?

Yes I would

So?

Holy shit Gaga's face is so busted.

Even the presenter did a double take

>First Man... What the fuck is that

Orange woman bad.

at least Black Panther winning Best Picture would be funny
Bohemian Rhapsody winning would just be pathetic

lmao

reminder that Lady Gaga was in The Sopranos, no bullshit

OBSESSED

>gaga shouting
wow what a singer, give this bitch the oscar already

Argentines

it was generic by-the-numbers tripe.
bao was the only non-shit nomination

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kek

>Infinity War doesn't win special effects
>Black Panther up for Best Picture
We all know where this one is going

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She's always been a butterface.

PURE CRINGE AT COOPER'S SINGING

Roma will win, they're softening the blow but want to give Roma the win so they can say FUCK DRUMPF

Is that Melissa Villasenor?

I would do it too then

Shes Italian

>aaaaaaauuuuugghhhhaaaauuuuughh

Should I post in this watch thread or the /pol/ watch thread?

T. clueless retard

Who

YOU JUST KNOW

now this is cringey

>Bradley Cooper will NEVER give you that look
jdimsa

cooper ruined it but gaga did nicely

why are they so orange

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lurk more

it better, I've got a grand on Roma

Holy shit /pol/ is right again. AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

how in the FUCK can this win best song? LISTEN TO IT

>up next: niggers

Sarah Paulson, bitch murked Bruce Willis

RAH RAH AH AH AH AH ROMA RO MAMA

both
fuck it

Sea of Foreman, always relevant

>Roma wins best cinematography
best picture win incoming

It's good for people to see the reality regardless.

check'd

excessive spraytan

I'm gonna go to bed soon. Could someone tell me which categories are left?

i'll have no problem with that, Roma was kino

all of the big ones.

How could anybody sit through Roma?

NEW

EHHHHH OHHHHHHHHH!

Reminder that the in memorium is the most important part and the last actor in the presentation is considered the biggest loss of the year

What a weird way to post a spoiler. I almost believe you're autistic

Whites need to start mixing with Mexicans if you want to have a fighting chance to save America.

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Have a (You) in return user

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Best fellatio scene
best gang bang
best sound design

Original and adapted screenplay, director, movie, lead actors, short films and other small shit

>all the ones that have nothing to do with filmmaking and are vapid hollywood tripe
unfortunately they're all infested with the latter

TRUMPED

Oh here we go...

Thanks

the ending of Skin is hilarious

MUH HOLOCAUST

NEW

I'd get the shakes too, honestly.

Do you think /pol/ can get through 5 minutes of this without getting triggered?

>inb4 hurr durr we're just laughing at the libtards

Take a gander at this thread and tell me who's triggered :^)

There's no Oscar for sound design

spike lee is senile

>fuck the president and fuck the white genocides
Ok Spike just take the oscar and leave

Yeah, you posted that because you're totally not mad.