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People still watch this trash?
is there a stream?
>you will never be mercy killed by your alpha wife in the zombie apocalypse for being a weak willed beta cuck boy
WHY EVEN LIVE!
put "dead" or "walking" in your thread title so i can find it in the catalog you fucking retard
Get cable you fucking sped
no lol
is that the wrestler that beat up steve-o
God damn she got so fucking fat
i remember noticing her tits get fucking huge and floppy around season 6 or 7
They need to make Tara get back down to that weight if she wants to stay on the show. Fucking lazy bitch using "muh baby" as an excuse to get fat. Rosita just had a baby too but she isn't turning into a whale because of it.
>Plot thread from last week left hanging as we get a filler episode
What the fuck
Seriously, how do they explain post-apocalyptic fatties?
(you)
ALPHA IS SO FUCKING FAT
What the FUCK is up with Alpha's accent?
She's dropped a load of weight this season though, she's actually pretty decent now, the bullying worked.
It's called thicc you dum asshole
every tred
WRANG ANSWER
I like how Negan addressed that by calling out Tara's fat gf.
yeah i recall that too for some reason
Actor is British, old-school Confederate war general southern accents are the easiest accents for them to do since they're both non-rhotic
>stream site actually 404'd
oh fuck
lol
Don't fucking say it guys
i hate tammy so much. bitch reminds me of all the old hags from when i bagged groceries when i was younger
wtf is it with this show and british actors and their terrible american accents?
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That's a bad example, Lauren Cohan is American and only moved to UK in her teens
LOL IMAGINE STILL WATCHING THIS FUCKING SHOW HOLY SHIT
The show was starting to get better again this season but it’s been plummeting back down since introducing the Whisperers.
UH OH GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
he’s british? wtf just thought he was a kind of sucky american
Alpha has quite possibly the worst imitation of a Southern Accent since Dan Akroyd in Driving Miss Daisy.
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Very fucking British. I didn't realize until I saw him on TTD.
R
Is Norman Reedus too good for TWD
kill these 2 niggas who cares about them kill the daughter as well
bases
ONE of the best decisions ever was to stop watching this shit. You won't miss it.
Which kino are they going to watch at the festival?
They should watch borat with the new projecter
>american
i was wondering why she didn't inherit the slag gene like the rest of those inbred brit thots
the disaster artist
why are you faggots still watching this shit?
wanna do stuffd with her feet
They forgot to do the penis inspection scene at this kinoplex.
>movie theater full of zombies
Why... just why. They would’ve left years ago
they should start the attack on alpha's crew by shooting those two faggot prisoners
just me or tara’s cans are bigger than normal?
Magna is low key hot
>half the episode is the actually interesting whisperer standoff
>other half is a retarded projector bulb hunt
then shoot the faggot baby in its stupid baby face
>it's a "Henry fucks everything up by being a retarded faggot" episode
This kid needs to die soon
Are you joking, they've always been fucking massive. We've been horny about it for like five years now
>Still watching the train wreck that is The Walking Dead
I don't even feel sorry for you.
I’d rather watch the comic relief movie theater shenanigans than Alha’s fat ass and retarded accent.
MOMMY!
she should have made babies with the guv
>tfw no Enid gf
lol
lol
lol
They should raid the popcorn mine while they're here.
so the deaf chick can hear in slow motion?
lol
jesus i want her and her milkies to be my mother
lol
so where do they even go from here?ricks gone interesting characters killed off even Carls dead the fuck is the point
lol
Where's all of the crab shells and dead falcons? Where's the penis inspection zombie?
lol
If they don't mention the gangrape of Lydia I'll finally give up on the show
badlands crossover
Why did they give a shit if they were going to sacrifice one of their babies? Wasnt one of their people
I hope they actually show it
finna
Ezekiel becomes first president of the New American Republic of Appalachia, Daryl is his main enforcer.
Dubs confirm.
Evening, Yea Forums. Another ticket for a Sunday Hatewatch of Walking Dead? Don't worry, there's no single policy in the apocalypse.
seriously id go in raw with a smile
Team /Enid/ or Team /Lydia/, lads?
/enid/
So now that the baby is safe why don't they snipe the hostage takers and slaughter the whisperers
>Henry confirmed for beta bitch
Trying to friend his way into the puss.. bad way to go
Fuck Enid
/lydia/ here. i don’t like enid’s big nose and black person lips.
Enid
That would make too much sense
why not both?
well, that's all henry's going to get.
LOOK AT ALPHA'S GUNT
Lydia wins Enid gonna get cucked
she's done some cool photo shoots ;)
What will happen in the season finale of The Cunny Dead?
They ran out of guns years ago.
> enid sacrifices henry's girlfriend so she can get her boyfriend back
What the fuck is that
genki
Roasties get toastie even in apocalypse
I hope he gets piked too.
Yea Forums is a beth board
She's a fucking whore
WE MUST STAND TOGETHER DYED HAIR KUNT FU STRONK ALPHA CUTS NEGAN'S HEAD OFF RICKKATANA CHILD ENID TITIIIIEEEEEES. Stay tuned for fear the walking dead starring Morgan Freeman.
Found the patrician
Why isn't they just kill the zombies trapped in the theatre instead of staring?
Dude, you can tell by her facial features she sucks dick like a demon.
lol
Beth was so pure. She wasn't a whore like the other girls
She knows she is in the only straight white relationship in this universe so sacrifices must be made to guarantee the survival of the white race.
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
that was actually a cool scene. sometime's this show screws up and does something good.
dis kid a shithead
nice get satan
you forgot the part where a certain actress has a very very controversial (but legal) nude scene on screen
>was expecting some cool side story with punished negan and cunny m'ask you somethang judith to develop
>was expecting whisperers to be something cooler
All I got was tiring sideplots about stupid kangdom, an annoying alpha lame whisperers, michonne being passive aggressive with burned out character, daryl trying to be rick yelling dog every episode.
Man I wouldve taken FTWD madison and nick as whisperers they would've been real threats unlike edgelord season 4 governor tier alpha. Also, alicia way hotter then lydia. Scott gimple always fucking us to the end.
Jokes on you. I have a guro fetish
pure as the driven snow
Why is this little queer trying to guilt trip Darryl when he just saved 2 of his people's lives? God the writing in this show is just fucking awful.
Why does she look just like lydia in this scene. Seriously, it's just the hair color. Is it a sign, lads?
WHAT THE FUCK DARYL
The Muslim is not wearing hijab??? Kill her
I like the deaf chick
Madison is 100% alive so maybe she'll be the first Fear --> TWD crossover.
Henry needed a hard punch to the face and another week in the jail cell for the shit he pulled.
Well said brother
>Daryl has a qt deaf sidekick now
I actually fucking dig it not gonna lie
Does anyone not give a single shit about the kingdom? Like at all? I unironically prefer Morgan's red cross volunteers over them.
What have I missed the past week and this? From what I can gather, roasties ruin everything
i liked carol better when she was murdering kids or threatening to feed kids to walkers
pound it
>people still watch this
I miss Negan and Abraham. Female characters suck. I've seen walking dead twink porn with a better plot
This time it's a retarded boy (Henry) ruining everything. The roast beefs haven't ruined much yet in the last couple episodes.
This is the best TWD been in three years desu
SOFT THIGHS
I have (((inside sources))) about TWD, AMA and be disappointed.
The show literally makes less sense with every episode
The walker impersonators bring a baby and attempt to sacrifice it. They end up doing an even exchange for the prisoners. A different crew goes in search of a film projector bulb.
How are any of these sentences related?
Wow you've the red the comic congrats
i really wish that they would go on missions to zoos and try to find rare wild animals, then build a great zoo. i think that's so important - to preserve rare animals. i know it's now what, 10 years later after the apocalypse, but still, to have some elephants, lions, cheetahs, giraffes etc, would be cool
Its just so BLAND. How do you make zombies so BLAND
Makes sense, He's been ruining everything since he showed up.
Yeah the comics sure are a good sense of predicting how things will roll out at this point.
>(you)
yeah. Shes using a bow and arrow in CLOSE QUARTERS. Old carol was tactical enough to fucking set a base of cannibals on fire to divert zombies and rescue the group. Went from navy SEAL to straight up zombie apocalypse larper. Fucking chugs in FTWD bigger threat then current state of idiots in TWD.
I haven't because reading is for faggots but thanks for the question.
I MISS SEASON 1 SO MUCH ANONS
she looks like a fart
Baby was brought as a power play by Alpha to ensure that they couldn't be gunned down in case Hilltop had firepower, as she literally mentions. Baby sacrifice was to showcase how savage and animalistic this new group is. Kingdom storyline is a B plot about the big fair that's been hinted at several times and is building up to the season finale. Also gave us more of a peak at the mysterious fractured relations between the communities that happened during the time gap and how Ezekiel is trying to mend it. Don't even bother watching this dumb show if you're so braindead you can't even follow along this simple shit
You should write for the show, thats dumb as fuck
I couldn't read the note what the fuck did it say? Did Henry really leave for whisperer pussy?
Jerry!
Eugene
Henry
Gabriel
Rosita
Only 1 (one) of these will be sparred the pike. Can you guess who? bonus fun fact: there will be two piked faces that have not appeared on the show
/ourguy/ Eugene
why hasn't ANYONE ever in this show used the double barrel? i almost never recall anyone using a shotgun period when it's obviously the best close quarter firearm available. not to mention there's millions of them. way more than any other long rifle shown in the show
Shane's main weapon was a shotty my dude
Alpha's first scene is with a double barrel
Alpha actually just finally brought one into the mix. I don't remember if there were any before that, maybe the hermit in the cabin in like season 3.
based shane. i knew he had one in that first ep but forgot about that scene. figures that he was always the one that really knew best. still, though, it's odd the show hasn't used them more. there's no gun i would want more than a
shotgun in a zombie apocalypse.
friendly reminder that my boy Shane did nothing wrong
that's hysterical. the one scene i miss...
ok, i'll quit posting now
M'ASK
Just checked IMFDB and yeah, this is the only other one I can think of.
best character in the walking dead universe right here boys
>not based and redpilled Daniel
fuck daniel
not really. he had a mental illness. maybe schizophrenia. he was also closet gay with nick too, obviously
Double barreled shotguns really are not that common anymore. El cheapo pump shotguns have totally eclipsed them in popularity and cost, and they have been used in the show in the background quite a bit.
>has a lot of useful skills for the apocalypse
>was part of a commie-hunting RWDS
>can cast the astral projection spell
>immune to fire damage
>one of the only people in this universe to behave intelligently and rationally most of the time
Daniel was too based for this cringe show.
you forget how much of a tool he was at the end. he gave up and was ready to die
BLEACHED
>season 1
LA turns to deserted dump in few days and natonal guard/government cant be trusted
>season 2
Mexicans cant handle zombie apocalypse, woke daniel realizes mexicans cant be trusted fast
>season 3
Chugs are starting shit and /pol/ militia family are on to the chug problem
Show was redpilled then season 4 happened
>Kino urban setting survival + side of the road settings
>Now its horses and farming and larp zombiefags
Where did it go wrong
I think what works about BF/WM couples and why they have such a low divorce rate is BF actually appreciate and enjoy being treated decently for once in their lives
DELETE THIS
His wife and daughter were dead and the he was surrounded by retards, it's understandable. Also, Daniel was never confirmed dead. He could return.
There are the small shotgun 'firearms' now that render double barrels obsolete. Hell the Chiappa triple barrel does that
I love that Rick Grimes would rather be wherever hes at than return to his ugly black girlfriend and daughter that isnt even his.
she cute
Cute!
Who gangrapes her?
Rick is fugging the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome version of Milla Jovovich now. Still an upgrade over Michonne and raising his dead wife's daughter.
Think about this....with rick leading them, only two people from season 1 survived. Shane would have done better
Pollyanna McIntosh is fucking FINE when her hair doesn't look like a tard cut.
not as much as you'd think though. i can't point to a single regular using them as their main weapon. maybe they show up in the background with the redshirts more than i've noticed.
slut
>Rick is leader
>Constant death
>Rick gone for 5 years
>No one died
>tfw no threeway battle between Rick and Shane leading one community, the Governor and Merle leading another and Negan leading the Saviors
This would be kino and they should make one it the topic of the movie. Don't give a fuck how badly it mangles the lore and history. It would be very fun to watch.
imagine cuddling and drinking with the women
Wait are the asian and neanderthal ladies lesbo
look like that lizzies scene in the warriors
sorry for lack of subtitles
stupid bitch
worst girl
Fuck off she qt
this was one of the worst episodes since Gimple
enid got cucked
slut
lying whore
walker fucker
a mother's love
Every man has a right to live
Love is all that we have to give
Together we struggle by our will to survive
And together we fight just to stay alive
Struggling man has got to move
Struggling man no time to lose
I'm a struggling man
And I've got to move on
As the sun lights the day and the moon lights the night
Struggling man keeps reaching for the higher heights
So we plan for tomorrow as we live for today
Like a flower we bloom, and then later fade away
Struggling man has got to move
Struggling man no time to lose
I'm a struggling man
And I've got to move on
Is Henry, dare I say it, a budding chad?
apparently, it drove enid into another man's arms shortly afterwards
i wanna kick alfa in the nuts
I gotta be honest, the whole season is starting to feel like Gimple, even the first half in hindsight.
it's a fucking estrogen fest soap opera
The new showrunner is a gook dyke who is obsessed with interracial relationships.
The show died with beth :(
why is this so hilarious?
her nude scene on masters of sex was KINO
the lack of subtitles is killing this webm. but are there no flat women on this show? jesus
everyone ITT kill yourselves :)
wait this show is still going on?
with all the money AMC has I would think the CGI would look a little better... I hope Frank Darabont bankrupts them
That's actually a good point, I'm pretty sure TWD has the most stacked female cast in television history
her ass is so gross
seriously you'd think that they could afford better effects
They could but they won't because they're trying to be as cheap as possible
'Member when season 3 had the exact same gun and it fucking pulverized everything in its sights?
youtube.com
They clearly just stopped caring about anything at some point.
I miss jesus
This entire episode was spent exchanging fat redmecks daughter for two prisoners, one which will plow underage pussy all night long
Hole e ful
BUMPO
so no negan i guess. so no twd for this guy
the daughter looks like the younger version of zari from LoT
fucking hollywood and their clones once again.
>forbes article says every relationship on walking dead is interracial
>she has a white boyfriend
dropped...
>can't even max out a single livethread anymore
I know the Oscars were going on, but shit.
same
IS THIS REAL
Sadly.
> 2 of his people
>>Literally who from a few days ago
>>guy that cucked him
>the kerosene fire on the ground
her subtle bitch smirks are just perfect
People still watch this drivel? lmao
This little white knight virgin shit is gonna get Daryl killed but the deef 'n dumb Ubangi will live, watch.
they're trying to be so cheap that they killed Carl just before Chandlers could turn 18 and get a pay rise
they'll probably do the same trick again
that's videogame tier
i doubt they'd kill Daryl, but yeah, i have no fear for the deaf chick, that scene in the corn fields was well made but as she's in the inclusive quota you know nothing's going to happen to her for a loong time
sometimes i wonder if there wasn't something between Carl and Beth (or at least the actors)
They fucked up the cornfield scene though, with muffled audio and breath sounds. Deaf fuckers hear nothing, it should've been completely silent, would've made it more immersive
yeah, but don't forget their primary audiance is americans, if they didn't heard any sounds they'd probably have sued AMC for making them believe that their tv was broken
MASK U SUMMIN, RIIIIIIG
Anyone else think the ending song sounded like a ripoff of this one youtube.com
>still a quadrillion zombies all over the place
>b-but that's the world and that's what's in the book
It's so fucking stupid. This show and Walking Dead is retarded.
You fuck faces never make webms of the gore :(
Whats stopping you from doing, lazy fuck?
*it
She had to die, because she was "just" a normal pretty girl, that didn't bitch about being muhh stronk wymyn and the best fighter that kills guys twice her weight easily.
This was too much for the SJW feminazis who obviously run the show now.
Also .... She is white with blue eyes. Pure hate material for the shitskin takeover.
If she hadn't died at the hospital back then, they had killed her character off in season 8 at latest.
I mean i'm still watching in hope of the entire TWD getting better, but it has transformed to leage of legends medival shit instead of urban survival in unknown buildings cities and environments.
Fukkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, i miss the "Rick-in-tank scenario" episode-environment soooo much.
They unironically could have spun this for about 15 seasons or more, without getting boring. But they decided to play horseriding farmville with feminazi shitskin stronkk girls in command and dumbfuck dialogues and plots.
I mean, imagine the group nesting in a skyscraper occupying the most upper tree floors and use the rooftop for farming.
With random exploarion tours through Atlanta or another big city.
The very moment it got clear, the group will settle in Alexandria, i lost most of my hope the series will recover.
Ironically, FTWD as its spin-off with their constantly moving group and plot went better as the main series itself.
neagan was/is too much of a psychotic talker. and his endles dialogues strained my nerves.
enid > all other current twd girls
carol was great once but no more
>If she hadn't died at the hospital back then, they had killed her character off in season 8 at latest.
would have been neat if she joined Negan's harem, oh well
that background girl with curly hair is sort of cute too
She was so sexy.
Enid and Beth are by far the best wife material ever seen in TWD.
By coincidence, both are white.
I guess they will kill Enid off for being what she is (white).
yes
beth was the type of girl that wars were fought over, and yet somehow more of the charecters seemed interested in Andrea for some reason.
this showed died a long time ago m8
damn
i'm guessing because of the comics version of andrea, or because Beth looked too youthful and roasties would have gotten jealous
man i hated Andrea
>somehow more of the charecters seemed interested in Andrea for some reason.
agenda.
I would have hard ragged on Beth if TWD was for real and one of the people in this group. But the writers follow a certain agenda that gets more ridiculous for every season.
Also, how to promote the stronkk shitskin wymyn agenda, if a white blonde and blue eyed beauty like Beth is around, that acts like normal women should?
In order to promote a bad choice, you have to get rid of the better choice first.
is this supposed to be a mask in universe? if not they cleary gave up on makeup
someone summaries what happened in this show for someone who stopped watching at the start of season 6
He unironically looks like Gabe from The Office
yeah, she's wearing a mask.
extra short version:
Rick takes control of Sanctuary
>Negan shoves his dick down everyone's throat
>Gets Eugene to make bullets for him
>Carl dies from some bullshit bite
>All out war
>Eugene was playing on the long haul, everyone on Negan's side had their guns pretty much explode in their hand
>Rick wins, slashes Negan's throat but keeps him in jail
>timeship, everyone is trying to rebuild
>Rick almost dies, gets taken off in an heli
>Rick's lol no it's Shane's daughter is now a badass with a gun
>People disguised as walkers kill Jesus
>Their leader is a crazy sadistic bitch who beats her daughter
>Some hilltop kid is in love with the daughter and will try to get her back
>Also something happened between the communities, Maggie left for the commonwealth
>season 7
flesh out Negan and saviors
Negan makes rick his bitch
Introduction of Hilltop, Kingdom, Oceanside, Trash communities
Everyone is Saviors bitches
Big fight at the end of the season, Trash people double cross rick but the rest of the communities show up and help out
notable deaths include Abraham, Glenn, Sasha, Olivia (Taras dyke girlfriend)
>Season 8
the "all out war" between ricks group and the saviors
Ricks group attacks Sanctuary and floods the compound with walkers
Eugene, now Negans bitch boy helps the saviors escape their house surrounded by walkers
The saviors attack all the other communities
Rick tries to get the scavengers on board to fuck Negans ass
Dwight has had enough of Negan and has begun helping ricks group with warnings and whatnot
During the commotion of the saviors attacking, carl reveals he has been bitten
queue multiple episodes of sap and absolute horse shit quality writing and acting
carl dies
at some point the trash lady kidsnaps Negan and tells him off for having Simon slaughter them all after they'd been speaking to rick
Negan realises Dwight is a double agent
Dwight runs away I think
Subsequently the plans that Dwight has been feeding to rick and co are a red herring
They set up a defence based on these plans but fall into a trap
lucky for Rick and co Eugene has been making bullets for the saviors, but they're bad bullets
the kind of bullets that kill the shooter, and not the shootee.
All the saviors die
Rick spares Negan which pisses off Maggie
>Lydia
>Enid
>Alexandria
Holy shit I just got it
>Carl's actor leaves, gets bit and they gave a big farewell episode
>Rick's actor leaves, has a badass injured hike before blowing up a bridge and flying away in a helicopter
>Maggie's actress leaves, "dude where'd maggie go?" "Idk man she just left" "oh ok"
>season 9
Time jump 18 months
people rebuilding
Maggie runs the hilltop
Rick runs Alexandria
Ezekiel is fucking carol and running Kingdom
Negan locked up in a cell at ricks house
There are some saviors left
Everyone pitches in to fix a broken bridge to somewhere, including saviors
Tensions mount
Some people of insignificance die
The trash lady is fucking Gabriel the priest
She has some weird thing with a group of people who have helicopters
something about A type people and B type people
Trash Queen can call in da chopper whenever she wants
Rick is impaled on some metal after falling off a horse
A walker herd comes by and attacks the camp so rick leads it to the bridge they were fixing
He blows it and them up with dynamite
It would appear that he is dead
But wait
Trash queen finds him, calls in helicopter and takes them both away
After the explosion, no one heard the helicopter
Not a single person sees or hears it land nearby
Goodbye rick
Time jump many years, six or seven
some unpleasantness is hinted at between michonne at Alexandria and others at hilltop
It remains unexplained
Maggie is just gone, she's gone from the show
Ricks daughter has grown up into a cowboy hat
She brings in some new people
Rosita has fucked all the men
She is pregnant
Some people who dress like walkers are introduced
Nothing in life is promised except death.
>it hasn't been cancelled yet
Not even the spinoff show that makes a fourth of the views is cancelled. People are fucking retarded if they think this show is going anywhere soon, 4 million is still healthy as fuck for a cable show in 2019
>he thinks I am laughing at corporate executives and not the viewership
well she's not dead, we'll probably see her again if there's a commonwealth arc
i think the actress bitched about her pay and was going to star in another show?
yeah Dwight runs away [to FTWDland] in search of his wife Sheryl (who was in Negan's harem and not really happy about it) who left early on
>some new people
including a DEAF chick and a FAT dude
seriously, how the fuck did they survive?
at least the fatty in alexandria was keeping the food stock (witch is a terrible idea, but that justifies her fatness if nobody had the balls to lynch her), but still, HOW?