We need someone with mild auti-

we need someone with mild auti-

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He's not autistic just Canadian

based goose ... he's just like me!

American men mad American women go crazy for Canadians

>MILD autism

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He's not autistic, he's just really attractive and charismatic so women like him and men self insert and I guess he just cornered the market on autism roles.

Where to cop jacket

>He's not autistic
lol. look at this negro. she literally wants his spermotozoa and this autista can even look her in the eye.

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he's married with children

how do i get a girl to look at me like that?

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Coke cans in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the cans and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each can and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

arms lodged firmly in jacket while prime cunny throws itself at him.

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win at every aspect of life

She's not worthy of his glaze.

he's a good guy that's committed to his wife and children you spaz, he doesn't have le autism

>that way she takes a deep breath after focusing her eyes on him
why can't she have the same reaction after looking at me? (or any woman?)

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this, he needs to protect himself from succubi and thots

i do shit like this because i dont give a fuck about anything

How else are you gonna hold 3 soda cans?

Just making sure he doesn't get the cooties.

you're splitting hairs

you silly fucks realize they are both cocking their heads to listen to the guy behind them talking, that is what both ana and goose are reacting too

I'm sure if that was you, you'd be led away in cuffs 10 minutes later

what, married men can't hug their co-workers? what kinda retard logic is that? man is atleast on the spectrum.

you're a real maverick

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yeah thanks

Is it me? Or has this guy been slowly, but progressivly more soi over the years? Lately hes been doing movies and comercials with his "funny guy" voice and it makes me cringe

>Do you need a bag for this, sir?
>I'm good

>this degree of coping
keep up the brave front, user

you don't need to invent autistic moments for goose autist their are plenty of real ones, see OP

>arms lodged firmly in jacket
Doesn't want to get #MeToo'd

WTF is this real?

oh really? if they wanted to listen to someone in the back they could've just turned around and looked at them like a normal person. instead ana is giving him the bedroom eyes while the retard is doing the fucking thousand yard stare at the floor.

Yes, I can confirm. Same exact thing happened to me. He's a genuine asshole.

him making funny faces to himself on camera isn't autism but him photographed holding three cans of soda like anybody would is HIGH LEVEL autism to you? I think you're to deep in your own autism to be able to judge others, big guy.

>"Sir the 2L bottle of Coca-Cola is better value for money. Also it might be easier to carry if -"
>"No. Three cans. I'll be paying cash."
>Goose places the exact value in coins on the counter. He waits as the cashier counts it out, unsure if he is allowed to leave

gad damn newfags

>He waits as the cashier counts it out, unsure if he is allowed to leave
damn it

the absolute state of Yea Forums

they are reacting to the guy taling try watching the clip with audio it only looks weird when you cut off ha;f the image and take away sound, its only autistic for u

isn't he married to a hot latina? Why go out for burgers when you got steak at home?

>he's not autistic
Gosling was educated at Gladstone Public School,[15] Cornwall Collegiate and Vocational School and Lester B. Pearson High School.[16] As a child, he watched Dick Tracy and was inspired to become an actor.[17] He "hated" being a child,[9][18] was bullied in elementary school[19] and had no friends until he was "14 or 15".[20][21] In grade one, having been heavily influenced by the action film First Blood, he took steak knives to school and threw them at other children during recess. This incident led to a suspension.[18] He was unable to read[22] and was evaluated for attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD), but was not diagnosed with it and, contrary to false reports, never took medication.[23] His mother left her job and homeschooled him for a year.[24] Gosling has said that homeschooling gave him "a sense of autonomy that I've never really lost".[9] Gosling performed in front of audiences from an early age, encouraged by his sister being a performer.[25] He and his sister sang together at weddings; he performed with Elvis Perry, his uncle's Elvis Presley tribute act,[26] and was involved with a local ballet company.[27] Performing boosted his self-confidence as it was the only thing he received praise for.[21] He developed an idiosyncratic accent because, as a child, he thought having a Canadian accent did not sound "tough". He began to model his accent on that of Marlon Brando.[28] He dropped out of high school at the age of 17 to focus on his acting career.

He's LITERALLY one of us.

I would never lie on the Internet

>falling for it

guy's probably a closeted fag. no other explanation why he'd marry that man faced beaner instead of some quality puss like ana.

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just watch it with audio, when someone behind you is talking and everyone is seated you don't pivot and stare at the person behind you, you do exactly what they are doing, half turn your head and react as best as you can guess how a person is suppose to, its like your not autistic at all, learn how behave in public

>like anybody would
user I-I think you might have autisim

>American women go crazy for handsome movie stars.

Fixed that for you.

>cunny
that's a grandma

holy shit man calm down

ur gonna have to make me

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… One, nothing wrong with me

>He waits as the cashier counts it out, unsure if he is allowed to leave
sh-shut up

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now try making this same thread with an actress

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God wamyn are retarded.

This site goes nuts over autistic women though

underaged pewdiepie viewer fuck off

Read that as "upgraded". You fuck off cunt.

lol

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clearly you've never heard of roon, now go back

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roon-mind

Also they are on fucking television, you are kinda meant to keep facing the camera.

>lol. look at this negro. she literally wants his spermotozoa and this autista can even look her in the eye.
You're the autist, they're being filmed for an interview and he's reacting to what's being said, he wasn't even looking at her and didn't intend to. Plus he's married, so he's not going to make it obvious that he's fucking her (though he certainly is/was).

Can the goose just keep doing scifi and space shit forever please.

How does one legally get married with children?

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not in a group interview like that when people are setup with some in front and some behind just watch the fucking clip properly or any with a set up like that, everyone sort of half turns theirs head towards the person thats talking, the people in the same row as the person talking all turn to look at them

why the fuck is that sped up? shit/10

its not

i'm sure it is, i've seen it a lot, just not in sped up gif form

>bullied in school
>never had friends

I bet he ate lunch in the washrooms in HS just like me

BASED...BASED!

Cashier here, you better not fucking leave while I'm counting your fucking coins, 90% of the time the retards who pay with coins (what the fuck are you doing paying with coins anyway) count them wrong. Just use a fucking debit card like a normal human being.

I'd normally let you just have this but he literally said he had friends at 14/15.

But taking knives to school to stab kids is legitimately autistic behavior so there's one point there.

true

Tfw when I'm in debt with 2 banks and can only use cash and coins nown

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Dumb fuck, no wonder you can't count your coins properly and always have to go back out to your car to get more.

Attractive men don't get #metoo, what a beta. Driver doesn't give a fuck and he's also married to boot.

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they're deleted redditors. im pointing out the janny double standard

>having some old fuck spend 20 minutes taking the right coins out of some pouch

if I pay with coins I give you the exact amount, and yes i'd stand their and wait while you checked even though I know for a fact its exact, just let me walk out you fuck

roon-roon doesn't get deleted, unless it just devolves into blatant lego posting

These threads (though they also get deleted) are a lot slower, sometimes have some movie discussion, and aren't spammed full of pictures/waifu posting.

so have i, its not sped up

youtube.com/watch?v=gRskCR3nk3I

Hiroshimoot should just create a board for non-lewd, non-anime waifuposting

yea I realized the more I replayed the gif, its just the text flashing on and off that fast, that makes it seem like that, 4 me

He impregnated Eva Mendes

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I'd love to see the canuck who made this.

If this sperg turned into goose, does that mean I will turn into someone like him eventually?

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it's a timberland jacket from a few yrs ago

Just become really attractive and sure.

>Attractive men don't get #metoo
They do, it's just twenty years later when a woman they put their arm around sees they're now overweight and balding and things "ugh, I can't believe I ever let *that* touch me" and the cognitive dissonance gradually builds until she decides she was sexually assaulted two decades ago, she just didn't realise it until now.

she cute

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I'M GIVING YOU A NIGHTCALL TO TELL YOU HOW I FEEL

REEL HUMAN BEAN AND A REAL HUMAN

he hangs out with his big boobed sister a lot

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