>character poos
>doesnt look at the paper after each wipe to be sure no poo is left on his body
Unrealistic tropes that bother you
Parker Ramirez
Jonathan Williams
>character doesn't shower after every shit
Christopher Thompson
>character poos
>doesn't use flashlight to check for blood or worms
James Bailey
>character poops
>flushes without taking a picture for his poo journal
Cameron Baker
We already have a
>character shits
Thread
Adrian Moore
>character takes a large poo
>doesnt cum from the stimulation
Nicholas Price
>character goes poopoo
>doesn't catch poopoo in hand and gently place in water so that no water splashes his bumbum
Dominic Foster
>Character doesn't wash their hands before reading a book or using a game controller
Juan Cruz
why are there 2 frog threads about wiping wtf
Mason Rodriguez
>character doesn't clean their turd clippers after pooping
Aaron Murphy
Character doesn't completely strip (even when at work) in order to eliminate any chance of poo getting on his clothes
Andrew Price
>make poo poo
>pee pee happens
Brayden Roberts
>character does not bring wet wipes or a bottle of water to wet the toilet paper so that he is not wiping his ass with dry paper
Eli Thomas
You must be new here.
Threads, or generally... discussions, that devolve into literal, detailed, discussions of shitting are practically the oldest and most hallowed Yea Forums tradition.
2004~2005 Yea Forums had innumerable shitting threads discussing detailed, intricate, stories of shit and shitting.
Jace Brown
>character shits
>does not use latex gloves to determine if the turd is a larger diameter than his own erect penis
>does not necessarily break up the shit to make sure his toilet does not clog
>does not break up the shit with gloved hands to determine what food passed through undigested.
Aaron Collins
Daily reminder that unless your name is Manuel Ferrara, you shit shits that are way bigger than your own dick on the regular and are therefore reverse anal fucking yourself 5-20 times per week.
Thomas Perry
>Character take a dump.
>Does not call the police to check it for tracking devices.
Nicholas Brooks
i shit two or three times a week maximum
Elijah Carter
Your intestines are coated with a thin layer of meat. A meat sweater if you will. Eat more fibre.
Easton Powell
So, if the shit is smaller than your dick, you're not fucking yourself and therefore, if you get fucked by a guy with a smaller dick than yours it doesn't count and you're still 100% heterosexual?
Lucas Scott
>20 times per week
What the hell?
Angel Adams
quit opiods dude. Do it now. Suboxone. yesterday.
Robert Myers
I took a huge solid poop and it got stuck half way, it literally gaped my butthole after
I was almost crying and panicked a little because it felt like it was tearing, I had to endure the pain for 5 min while i regained enough strength to start pushing
it started to budge but slowly and took longer than normal, nothing made a splash or thud, when it came time to look at it it was as long as my arm and as thick as my wrist it was extruded out my butt and directly into toilet and stood solid at the height I was sitting like a black plastic monolith
I had to wrap a bin bag around my arm to get it out the toilet, it was really warm and the water didn't cool or dissolve any of it I didn't need to get it out the toilet which was a big plus I could manually push it down the pipe
I could not fart for weeks and had to make a makeshift poop guard out of toilet paper for my pants
I still have an inflated vein on my butthole from it
Wyatt Hall
epic, based & redpilled