The Oscars 2019 | 91st Academy Awards

What would the reaction be if this image appeared on the big screen behind the speaker at the Oscars?

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Stupid ass bitch please die and shoot up a school or something nobody loves you just kill yourself

Was that Mike Myers?

But was Debicki at the red carpet?

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where's the fucking sticky

Rami is a bug eyed freak who can't act and smells like egyption spices.

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MODS GIV STICKY

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SOMEONE POST A HIGH RES PIC OF BRIE'S TOES

!!!STREAM!!!
>ufreetv.com/1abc.html

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Ramy sounds so autistic it's annoying

he cute

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She's perfect

mods, pinned this thread rn

take your bingo fellas

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GIV

wo issen /bundes/ hier?

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My predictions

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more like muhDICKi wew

Kelly Ripa is fucking ripped holy shit

>are you watching

....why? Name one movie that came out in the last year that's good*.

*don't bother cause you can't

anti white shitshow full of mexicans shilling their anti white propaganda movie and full of mexicans broadcasting the red tape SPEAKING SPANISH

ANTI WHITE SHOW

ANTI WHITE NOMINEES

ANTI WHITE MOVIES

STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM

>A Star is Born for best picture
i hope you're not betting money on this

GUYS

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Why isn't First Man nominated for Best Original Score

only watching for black panther meltdown

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Yes. He is in Bohemian Rhapsody and makes a Wayne's World reference

ALL BOARDS
REPORT IN

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I be the happiest man ever lived if the hacker known as Yea Forums did it

>all those shootings, murders and rapes were 5 years ago
it hurts bros

/Rudd/ is here

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Lucy is a goddess

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Best Rami role

Prove me wrong

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How much virtue signaling will there be?

BASED

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Get laid, creep.

>bradley cooper
>snubbed
>implying he even deserves anything

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She was banned. The precious 5'2 Jew goblins are not to be mogged

This dumb white bitch just asked Jason Momoa to do a haka, what a dumb cunt

too white

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this is Yea Forums, hollywood sucks

who

Needs more Kondo

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who the fuck is this cryptkeeper?

This is it guys, we're getting close.
How many 2018 films did you watch?
I checked earlier and had 128
My favourite was The House That Jack Built

honestly better acted out than that shit biopic

My picks on the ones that I actually watched.

Notable ones I haven't seen:
Roma, Green Book, Beale street, cold war, can you ever forgive me,

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This.

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>I want to make movies that are hard to watch

Mission accomplished Jordan

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who the FUCK was that huge titty mommy in the blue dress giving the interview with those curry chicks

HAHAHA AMAZIN AMIRITE MAH BRUTHA

Why can't niggers talk like normal people?

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i hope the stage collapses and kills everyone

Sticky now you lazy modshits

Still the best oscar look

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This party has /qa/ written all over it!

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Just got here. Don't give two shits who wins, have there been any dank new memes?

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he's not even maori...

roma shouldnt win.

so are they just going straight into the awards?

First for fuck /pol/

STICC

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RED ALERT
KRYSTEN IS NOW OFFICIALLY A MOMMY

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AHEM

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don't cut off the feet and toes

Best Rami

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Fuck I love that hair,I want to marry her, don't even know who she is

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multiboard patrician here, expect nothing but low quality shitposts and capslock spam

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*upvoted*

>implying I live in the US
are you retarded?

OMG IT'S HIM
WHO ARE YOU WEARING PEPE???????????

already hitting the wall

Especially with dark hair

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Agreed. BlacKkKlansman deserves it out of the nominees

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/bundes/ reporting in

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OH FUCK WHATS HE GONNA SAY

based rami, but does he sunbathe with gloves on?

She probably loves anal.

/pol/ and /ck/ reporting in

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nth for people not knowing who Billy Porter is

what a strange shaped belly
baby's retarded

Me,nominated for best director(and best pic, cinematography and others),circa 2025

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Are they interviewing minoritites mostly on purpose?

HE'S COMIN STRAIGHT FOR US

EVERYBODY QUIET
I THINK THIS MAN WANTS TO SPEAK

I have never watched an oscars why would i start now lmao

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are you like a big gay fag

Ass Game

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DON'T LET HIM SPEAK
NONONO

anti white pro mexican anti trump shits will make that shitty movie win

links?

I want to hit her wall, and by wall I mean the wall of her spicy latina cervix

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Where'd h-he get that champagne glass and f-fork ?

never gonna be there

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Yea Forums here

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I watch oscar cut my yard every month

Don't these whores wear bras anymore?

There will be a healthy amount of ORANGE MAN BAD spread throughout the show.

WHERE ARE TIMMY AND EZRA?

straight fag actually

>that jewnose
WALLED.com

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it's sounds like a clusterfuck without a host, i gotta watch it just for that

Good

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man she looks a hundred years old

Dubs and black panther wins best picture

Yea Forums here

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Chaddington 2 should win Best Picture

imagine how her lower back feels/smells/tastes

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GUYS PLEASE BE QUIET I CAN'T HEAR HIM

IF YORGOS DOESNT WIN BEST DIRECTOR I WILL SCREAM

Hows this going to work with no host?

They couldn't make it, were too busy cleaning the cum out of their assholes

/aco/ on the check in

When Rami was a young adult actor his girlfriend looked like this

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Did she go to the ariana grande school of trying to be black?

Unironically this.

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Somebody said mommy?

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Nice try

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OBAMA GET DOWN

Ellen Page's mother

she was always extremely ugly, you tranny loving fags

Memes and Cringe obviously

Yea Forums here

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shes gonna win

God American TV is so bad, these adverts are cringe.

I CLAPPED
I CLAPPED WHEN THE MOVIE START SOLD ME PEPSI!

>you can step on my dress all day
>...
>haha.....

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maria menounos wants that brad cooper dick

if this gets a sticky cringe films like nigger panther and eighth grade will win more than 3 awards

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Wasn't she also a redhead in that Emma Watson movie when she was young?

She's definitely taking the Shaft

base chads

so she's not a natural blonde, why is she always blonde?

>you can step on my dress all day long
she wants his dick bros

Save this post for the sticky.

Is he a cunnybro?

Is Trump attending?

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Who's ready for Bradley to piss his pants on stage tonight?

where the stream at

O SHIT

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i love her Yea Forums

this is /his/ standing by.

Because they aren’t people. It’s like asking why a dog can’t speak English.

not me. why would anyone watch it?

WHERE IS MEL
WHERE IS VINCE
WHERE IS PATRICK WILSON
WHERE IS ANYA TAYLOR-JOY
WHERE IS WINONA

>White man
>Playing and Egyption King
I'm glad that this shit ruined his livelyhood for years, its basically blackface.

i miss her

Seriously how can other races even compete?
Even with greasy 90's leather look, they still look like Gods.

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BASED Bradley for completely blowing her off

I made the bingo card and probably should have rephrased that one. My point was that Cooper has been nominated a few times without winning and tonight he's nominated for 3 awards so if he loses all 3 he would have lost like 7 nominations or something. I'm not pro-Bradley Cooper but just thought it was funny that he keeps losing.

where are the big boobs

>no sticky

ok guys now that we are all together. every person on the screen right now is a illuminati tranny. the men are women and the women are men. remember way back when, men would play female roles. things havent changed. you gotta do your own research but illuminati trannys are real and are everywhere

She's a huge cunt wow

I can't believe she said that

/hoc/ reporting in

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based and mommypilled

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KALIMAAAA

i dont live in the US and im watching it from my tv live, youre just a bitch dumb coon LMFAO

WTF is Emma Stone wearing

Yea Forums standing by

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Yes

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he'll be tweeting

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who is she

I want the chubby latina reporter girl to brap in my mouth

woah she really rounded up well

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>tfw no girl will ever tell you that
fuck i just want to be rich handsome and famous is that so much to fucking ask

only thing matters is mr.robot %90 of the movie bohemian rhapsody is all fake the band had to much say in the making of it

NO NORM DON'T SAY IT

Yea Forums reporting in!
>BREATHE WITH THE CHADBLADE

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thanks user

Only one of these is at the Oscars right now and it's not Watson

>the poor zipper

when will Yea Forums user win an oscar?

>all bitter old hags
yawn

my mom.

user SOME WAIFUS ARE MISSING IT MAKES ME SAD TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/Sci/ here, this is retarded but entertaining

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Yea Forums and /pol/ standing by

Why can't black people just wear a normal fucking tuxedo?

board /p/ standing by red leader

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/trash/

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She has the perfect profile, like a Greek statue

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/x/ standing by

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Are the Oscars going to be blacked like the Grammy's?

this is probably the highest combined box office the best female actress nominees have had in a while. usually its five literal who movies

left right then middle fuck you if you disagree

>literally XEV body
holy fuck anons

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Jesus christ

this gay black dude is really fucking annoying

People who don't like the Oscars had a bad time at prom, FACT!!!

I’m unironically not though

Why is Spike Lee dressed as a Knight Bus driver?

Would you an elf?

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she's a catholic italian believe it or not

see It's the only 720p stream i've found

/wooo/ here

I MISSED EMMA STONE

SOMEONE POST SCREENSHOT PLS

POST THE STREAM FOR THE 115 LADS IN THE THREAD

>Olivia Coleman wins

"olroight gosh I'm so british just fancy a cuppa with me mum init ta muchly for this golden jollystick must be off cheers"

but seriously congrats to her for going from Peep Show to the Oscars, an actual good actress who has developed her craft of acting instead of sucking dick

Anyone streaming the show this year?

IT'S HER TURN

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Get those vocal chords ready

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Shouts out from /fa/

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IS THAT WALUIGI ON STREAM?

...

Will Alita be attending

>going to
user...

Watson got more and more basic looking as she got older, Lucy got hot as fuck

whats your mommy name

C U R R E N T Y E A R
U
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/tg/ here

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that better be a boy elf

compare him to the other nominees, you retard, he stinks

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What are the odds Spike wins Best Director just because of Black History Month and they need to give him something eventually

B L A C K

AND DONT FORGET

B LACK

FUCK MEN AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

black panther winning best picture will be the same as card b winning best RAP album

Is it a male elf?

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is spike lee the wario to steve mcqueen's mario?

Based

BASED MODS

>yeah yeah yeah that's awesome (shut the fuck up)
Spike Lee btfo

Viggo: "There's a lot of people — a lot of scary people — who are Italian-American. I didn't want to offend them." #GreenBook really brings people together!

damn Waluigi looks like that?

edit: forgot pic

BASED MODS = GODS

Am I the only who watches the Oscars only or the annual In Memoriam segment?

nice

I liked that movie

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I would let her put her penis inside me

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My man.

FUCK YOU DOG

They're all uglier than my housemaid.

sticky's up lads. migrate

>good
It's Incase, of course it is

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based fellow /wooo/kie

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it will be spicfied

anti white roma and their anti white mexican american actors will win

Based and counting on it

Kek

Did anyone see Gaga? Did she hide in an egg again?

give anime pussy

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Delete this

/tg/ standing by

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Why are American ads so plebby?

youtube.com/watch?v=jvdUqSC3_zg

Yes

>MFW most of the award winners use their 40 seconds of acceptance speech to bash Trump

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First Man

>True Detective Finale on oscars night

honestly wtf

get out with that degeneracy

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The real Yea Forums, none of that faggot Yea Forumsmblr shit, is here.

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Would you a chubby elf?

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based and redpilled

beats using the next 40 years of irrelevance to cry about it like you

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/Leftypol/ reporting in

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sneed

The opening, Gemini 8, and lunar landing scenes are kino

Left is top qt, but I can't place her age so I'm concerned.

god yes

i love zizek

where do you fucking watch the oscars??????????

The whole movie is kino pleb. Accentuated and verified by the fact that BBc loving Oscars didn’t nominate it for anything important

nice best picture noms u have there :)

>Allison Janny

The elf has a really bad knot in his lower back and his troll friend is helping him. Nothing sexual.

Uh, yeah?

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Why are people still outside if it's starting in 3 minutes

OH NO! HE'S GOING TO SAY IT! SOMEBODY STOP HIM!

Get a load of this faggot
I guess its fitting

Based Paul

WE WILL WE WILL CRINGE YOU

Any live stream for Europoors? Can't stand watching the german shit and would generally rather watch the original. And by live streams I mean like second hand things that aren't blocked by default for euros.

Is there any streams with a chat?

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C R I N G E

>film
>talent
>awards

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Based Amy.

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weebcrew.moe

>random comment out of nowhere about how mexico isnt paying for the wall as if she has tourettes and blurts out random sentences
ebin

ty senpai

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>frogfu didnt win

ahem

fuck niggers and fuck if nigger street could talk

I'm only waiting for Gal to show.

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[ hooting noises ]

BORT

hows it been with no host?

this shit is so fucking boring

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RBG btfo

Haha they cut the mic for the Vice makeup people

Pay attention anons. It's right in front of your eyes. Hegemony.

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I liked Black Panther, but costume design is the only Oscar that Black Panther was worthy of.

Fuck off redditor scum

sauce?

better actually