Why are they giving this the 'Solo' treatment?

why are they leaving everything to the last minute again..is it truly dead?

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Unrelated, but Solo isn't half bad

>.is it truly dead?
yes

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name one thing you give a fuck about going into this final part of the trilogy?

they are desperate to get this trilogy over with so they can finally boot KK and reboot everything

nothing.

It's double bad.

Sneed.

Nothing

At least with Attack of the Clones you somewhat was left with some imagination on how to fill the gaps, there’s just nothing to do that with 9.

Disney don’t know how to Lucas.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

yeah, it's all bad

Basically just more Kylo Ren, even though I don't have high hopes for his arc ending in a surprising or satisfying way. His Last Jedi scenes were kino for the most part.

I want to see how much more they can fuck it up.

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Disney is being cautious as fuck to not have anothe Solo level bomb. 2 in a row will taint the brand so bad not even the shills would be able to cover it up.

It's quite telling we haven't goten the name or a teaser yet.

they're scared shitless of the reaction the trailer and the title will get. Its not far fetched to assume that the trailer could get record downvotes on youtube, and the title shat from everywhere. Imagine the negative publicity. Although the film will make at least a biliion, the negativity that will surround it will put a lot of people off it. the film equivalent of a plague pit

The Last Jedi was a franchise killer. They are delaying any serious news about 9 to try and lure audiences back in.

I don't feel Kylo has any gravity. He just seems petulant. Should've kept the helmet on for a face reveal in IX.
In fact there should've been one director for the entire sequel trilogy with some kind of overarching plot culminating in IX.
Kinda like the prequels did, but less of a massive meme.

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What is different from VIII promo? JJ is just delaying the title.

In april at celebration you will get your fucking trailer and shit, shut the fuck up.

Solo didn't have a promotional campaign until 2 months before release and even that was gutted because they shot the movie twice.

I still want to see if they use the three ninja guys from Babycart as the inspiration for the renn knights.
Not excited enough to pay for that tho.

Ps. Just searching for this pic made me realise how fucking kino these films are.

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my downvote finger is ready I've been training for months

>Until the last minute
>10 months away
>2 blockbusters the company has to advertise before that
>Massive hype events confirmed for April and October
Just end your retarded narrative.

Matt Smith.

>I want to see how much more they can fuck it up.
this sums up all my expectations and interests towards it.

Kylo Ren's meaty glans pushing deep into Rey's wet snatch, flooding her womb with his potent seed and laying a possessive hand over her belly.

They should have just stuck to making one-off movies to experiment with what works and what doesn't and only commit to a full trilogy once they had a proper story that actually required 3 movies to tell.

Absolute panic.
No ifs and buts about it.

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I'm going through the "Art of" books for the TFA and TLJ and I can see why they decided to cancel the Making of books. There was no way that the writer could cover up all the retarded shit people are saying during the productions. It would be like they let TMZ do the documentary. These books have only snippets, but it's clear how hey have no story and they just throw shit around like "Crime city" or "exotic city" as settings. A grown man suggests that "Neo-Empire" is "winking stars out of existence".
It's comedy gold. I can't see this third movie being some return to form in creativity department.

It would be a good movie if it wasn't about Han. But since it is it ruins his character.

& If you think he learnt any kind of lesson from 8 think again, he's going to double down I guarantee it

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sneed

1. The Knights of Ren.

2. JJ's response to Rian's bullshit. Academically, it'll be interesting to see how he wraps up the trilogy even if failure is assured.

Worse than that, its utterly mediocre to the point of being completely forgettable

I can't wait to see how Jar Jar Binks is revealed to be the key to everything.
EVERY THING

Actual answer: Disney has a ridiculously full release calendar. In theory Captain Marvel and Avengers 4 are targeting similar demographics and they don't want to detract from them. From a marketing perspective it makes sense to release a teaser and title no sooner than mid March.

I am VERY excited to see hundreds of hours of youtube videos ripping it apart and ridiculing every single frame and line separately.

yeah

frankly it's the smart move. it's a boondoggle at this point, it's best to scuttle it.

Yeah, the hype campaign really should’ve started by now. Compare the marketing onslaught leading up to Ep III to this radio silence.

JJ is incapable of ever making kino. All of his stuff has been watchably good, but it always falls short greatness in the end.

Mouse Wars is dead. Star Wars lives on in our hearts.

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Im only curious how much Rian bullshit they throw out or retcon. But even if this movie is as good as Empire, it will still be ruined by being in the trilogy with those other turds. I don’t think this can be turned around. Not to mention...JJ is incapable of ever making kino. All of his stuff has been watchably good, but it always falls short greatness in the end.

that it will be the end

the virgin tropper vs the chad duck tropper

what do you mean last minute? i hate tlj as much as the next guy but they're following the same plan they had for 8. the trailer is coming out in april like tlj's trailer. I dont get these threads. lots to criticize but this aint it chief.

Soon

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I like he took it off. His character grew up.

>Luke didn't actually die--
>HE TELEPORTED!

That would help. Just not enough.

Rey going dark side and Kylo going light side.

The end of the trilogy

The only interesting character in this trilogy has been Kylo Ren, admittedly only because everyone else sucks, but it's actually the only reason why I give the trilogy any credit at this point.

>is it truly dead?
hopefully

>The entirety of the last fight is... *teleports behind you* nuttin personnel kiddo
>Followed by five minutes of charging up a kamehameha

Nothing. I feel nothing for the Sequel Trilogy. It's forgettable trash that will not be surprised by a third film.

>Drip-fed leaks will not save IX
>JJ will not save IX
>Reylo will not save IX
>A new mystery box Macguffin will not save IX
>The Knights of Ren will not save IX
>Retconning TLJ will not save IX
>Callbacks to the prequels will not save IX
>Lando will not save IX
>Practical effects will not save IX

That was basically Luke's fight at the end of Last Jedi.
>*teleports across galaxy* see ya around kid

i keep seeing this and i don’t get it. he’s a fucking nothing character.

daisy ridley on film for deepfake purposes

But at least he wasn't negative to the content of the story. So by the transient property he was the most interesting.

>I can see why they decided to cancel the Making of books.
Did they now. That speaks volumes.

Kill yourself faggot

>That speaks volumes.
The opposite if the book was cancelled.

Short of Rey and Kylo joining forces to destroy the rebellion once and for all, NOTHING.

Snoke could have been great, and Rian killed him off.

THE LAST TWO MOVIES WERE ACTUALLY A STORY BEING TOLD BY AN UNRELIABLE STORYTELLER. There, I fixed the trilogy. Now you can do whatever you want.

>Although the film will make at least a biliion
Corporate cock sucker detected

if this is the metric you use to keep from killing yourself i won’t fuck with it

gyno goblin was a mistake. Ill never forget the cinema erupting in laughter when he took his mask off.

I'm not even that user. It was interesting to see a genuinely childish character, however.

can't have a white man be a good guy

>It was Luke's POV.
>He was dead from the beginning.

>Flashbacks to the end of The Return of the Jedi.
>Trying to drag his father off the station.
>CGI effects out the ass but you realize he gives up, cut to deathstar blowing up.

Kylo
JJ fixing everything

They should have shown respect to the previous episodes, they should have let the classic characters retain their dignity, they should have used this trilogy to go on one last adventure with the old crew while transitioning the new characters in to leads over the 3 movies.

All they had to do was make Snoke be Plageuis. Honestly the only thing they had to do to tie all the movies together. It was so easy. They could’ve done that then make whatever the fuck they wanted to after episode 9

They’re bringing Battle Droids back to try to get some of the Prequel fans back

>Flashback to Tatooine.
>Luke as a young kid.
>He didn't actually go into town for power converters.
>Was executed with his foster parents.

you're just a fucking gay, he doesn't work any more than finn or rey.

>Flashback to Luke and Leia's birth.
>Padme is a strong independent woman who don't need no Jedi.
>Gets an abortion.

All just as shitty as the Last Jedi's endings.

I don't give a shit about anything that happens in any of these shitty movies. I just want to see if they go all in on crashing this franchise with no survivors.

That there’s a hidden Skywalker boy out there somewhere who will ensure that the Skywalker legacy doesn’t end on the catastrophically wet fart it seems to be barreling towards at the moment.

Getting it over and done with.

HAS LUCASFILM LEARNED ITS LESSON AND CORRECTED IT?

>Retcon animation of Leia slapping Luke in the face as he's portrayed as incompetent

NOPE.

The trust is gone. "OMG bring back Ewan as Obi Wan". WHY? They disgraced Luke SEVERAL times now, what faith do you have that they won't destroy any other beloved characters?

Fuck Disney Star Wars. They will NEVER get me back.

The only entertainment left to be gleaned from Disney Wars is schadenfreud.

I am going to pay $500 to an indian clickfarm to neg this film muwhahahwhahwahahaaaa

Looking forward to the threads and youtube vids eviscerating the bad writing and shit combat choreography

The writer of the cancelled TFA Making of book that did those Original Trilogy making ofs basically admitted that he wasn't allowed to get into George's version and the book was partly canned because a lot of the drama already got out into the press already like Harrison Ford's accidents and Disney felt the book would just be rehashing that stuff.

This is looking out to be its own Disaster Artist.

So when this final part makes under a billion dollars, will Iger sack up and fire KK?

This is now a KotOR thread

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His arc is already ended. He killed his parents, killed his mentor, took over the first alt righters. All that's left is for daisy to fuck him back to the light side and it'll feel so forced and phony you'd have to be a literal brainlet to care

Yes I too can't wait to see more villains introduced and defeated in the same movie.

Episode 9 will be great because of how utterly bad it's going to be, but its not going to be the "end" of the trilogy. They're splitting the movie in half but just calling it episode 9 and episode 10.

you literally cannot do anything good after what TLJ did, of course it's dead

We've been saying Rey is Shmi since TFA and these madmen might actually do it. Not going to watch it though.

I wonder how pissed JJ is that Rian completely demolished every one of his setups.

Why the fuck did they not have one director for all three?

>first alt righters
>All that's left is for daisy to fuck him
>brainlet
Zoomers were a mistake

>They're splitting the movie in half but just calling it episode 9 and episode 10.
No

It was ruined after tfa

No, it is already confirmed that Disney will use charitable tax law and shell corporations to ensure that this film makes a billion domestic at little cost to themselves.

Honestly, something like that could have saved Solo.
>Lord and Miller make it a comedy
>Movie ends with Han and Chewie flying off to Tatooine
>Cuts to Credits...
>...except they're in aurebesh
>Pan out to reveal people in a theater watching a holo-movie
>Cut out side and pan down a building, showing a large holo-poster of pic related, except it says "SOLO: A SMUGGLERS ORIGIN" in aurebesh
>Pans down to a door
>A younger looking Harrison Ford and a young boy with big ears walk out
>Han looks annoyed, the boy is excited
>The boy looks up at Han and says
>Was that really how you met Chewie and won the Falcon off of uncle Lando, father?
>Han gruffly says "No. No it wasn't Ben"
>Ben is a little dejected
>Han says "Do you want me to tell you the real story?"
>Ben excitedly says yes
>Cut to real credits

That would have left their options for follow up movies open. Could have done another movie within a movie, like maybe a Tag and Bink comedy. Or they could have made more Solo comedy movies, each one ending with Han and Ben leaving the cinema, getting older with each movie. Or they could have done a serious Han Solo movie, framed as Han telling the actual story to Ben.

Hyperdrive can be used as a weapon.
Why was it not used against the death star?

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>have gf in college
>she looks like a mixture of the good parts of Brie Larson and MEW
>nice height and huge rack
>break up with her because depression
how do I do this life shit

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The massive, massive failure of Abrams to produce anything with any real cultural resonance. The dude's basically an idiot savant who understands pacing and action, but has a child's grasp of human interactions and character development.

I bet if you asked him why he thinks reversing Kirk and Spock's roles in Into Darkness and having them express visceral hatred of a Khan they had no history with failed to resonate with the audience, he would just smile and blink and say he doesn't understand the question. He wouldn't even be lying. He's just that bad a robot. Human emotion will forever remain beyond him.

Kylo Ren
Reylo

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Kill yourself faggot scum

>finn and reyshits mad kylo is better than their ugly faves

>yfw the leaks are true and Rey goes back in time to become Shmi Skywalker

all nuwars characters are utter garbage mouse cocksucker

this, i go to sleep to it

>Mauler is doing a new series about TFA
>it's going to be 15 hours long
>he intends to give this treatment to every single film in the series

I never watched any of his videos but I don't really trust stuff like that. After Plinkett's shit reviews, reviews are only for entertainment value for me. Is this guy entertaining?

I like him, but his style isn't for everybody. He's funny in a lowkey way but mostly prefers to get really in depth about writing. His breakdown of Last Jedi was way better than Plinkett's in terms of proving why it is an objectively bad movie.

Yeah, it's whole bad.

Yea Forums posts

He admitted that Disney wouldn't let him have the same tell-all approach that George did. Lucas might be retarded, but the man was devoted to documentaries being worth a damn. Disney will never allow admissions of mistakes into the Blu ray special features.

Now if only he'd hurry the fuck up.

I'm practicing speed down voting every night before I go to bed. Usually I just do it on marvel productions. I'll be ready when the trailer drops.

Should be soon. He's doing them all at one and then releasing them weekly so I guess it's taking a while. It is 15 fucking hours afterall and he's autistic about redrafts.

>Lucas might be retarded
Kill yourself faggot

>kinda like the prequels did, but less of a massive meme
I disagree. In my opinion, the only way the sequels could possibly have been successful would be if they were even more of a hammy, stilted, ridiculous memefest than the prequels. And I'm not talking the post-ironic wink-nudge quipfest variety that Marvel has become, I'm talking absolute sincerity in portraying the ridiculousness. That's the only way to connect with today's audiences in a meaningful way. It's why the prequels will last forever, and the sequels will be left in the dust within the decade.

This. He looks ridiculous as a villain, not intimidating or scary at all, it felt so out of place. Driver is a good actor but he is completely wrong as the antagonist in these flicks

>He's just that bad a robot. Human emotion will forever remain beyond him.
It's funny you say that since Abrams got his start as a script writer for romance schlock. Predictably all his scripts sucked and he had to consign himself to television jail where other superior writers worked "with" him to create Alias. Abrams is not an idiot savant. He's just a low IQ idiot who owes all his success to his producer father and his many jewish connections. Also Abrams has the ugliest nose of any director I've seen... or most people for that matter. Piece of shit fuck face.

I'm too much of a brainlet to understand. But what do you mean memefest? Like Han shot first or It's a trap?

Also Rey has beaten him twice.

Also why did he turn to dark side so easily even before Luke was going to uncharacteristically murder him in his sleep?

Because Luke was right... OMG

Lord and Miller just won a fucking oscar

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Kill yourself you retarded zoomer cock sucker

>best director
>no best directress
Makes sense desu

It doesn't add anything and it doesn't tell a good story. It literally feels like a cash grab film. The actor for Han was a bad Han Solo.

The internet shitstorm will be more entertaining than the film.

Why is Kylo tempted by the light?

The reaction to it.

I'm still not gonna see the movie because it doesn't deserve any money but I want to see how Yea Forums and everywhere else reacts to it.

>What is different from VIII promo? JJ is just delaying the title.

Cause even VIII had its title announced in January. February is almost over.

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All of you are retarded. No info yet because Disney is trying to buy Fox and is in the process of launching their own streaming service. Once the deal closes they'll use the new Ep. 9 trailer as a freebie for anyone who signs up for a 30-day trial of their service. In this way they can control the message and pretend like everyone likes it.

Also Disney is quiet because they just (as of last week) backed out of their YT ad deal due to the ongoing softcore pedo scandal there. Whenever Ep. 9 comes down it won't be on YT, for better or for worse. Disney will likely not spend another ad dollar there ever again.

This

The box office

>tempted by the Light
>wrapped up like a douche Vader cosplayer and alt-right

This was yet another of many indications that Abrams understands jack-shit about what makes Star Wars tick. Dark-siders don't see the "Light" as a temptation. They see it and those who embrace it as weak, unnecessarily hobbling and restraining themselves instead of embracing the full range of passion. No one ever felt "tempted" to exercise restraint, emotional detachment, and mental discipline. It's fucking retarded. Succumbing to temptation is about abandoning restraint, not willfully taking it up.

Darth Vader himself returned to the light, in the end, you retarded fuck

Not that guy but Vader didn't see it as a temptation, he saw it as nonexistent.

I watched the first 20 minutes of Solo and just about vomited, what a total waste of everything

This should have been in TLJ but Rian has no creativity

I haven't watched a Star Wars movie since TFA. And I don't plan on watching anymore. However, I'm very excited for all the shitposting and negative reactions to the new movie. And to see it fail to break 700m. Very excited.

That's exactly what I wanted from TLJ, too late for that now

>believing they would make a mary sue turn evil, because that would mean mary sue would have to lose to a straight white cis-gendered male

>Although the film will make at least a biliion
That's definitely not guaranteed anymore. No one thought Solo was going to not even make $400 million. Even if this is a regular franchise instalment people are disillusioned/bored/angry/uninterested in Nu Wars.

I thought that deal was already settled? What could possibly go wrong that would derail the Fox purchase?

>you have to subscribe to a streaming service just to watch a trailer
Holy 1984 Batman!

That's not what temptation is, nor how it works. Vader isn't "tempted" to abandon the Dark Side. He consciously, willfully chooses to act against his own self-interest and sacrifice himself to save his son. He could have stood there doing nothing. He could have let Palpatine kill Luke and the two of them could have gone on to crush the Rebellion on another day.

The funny thing to me is that this entire scene and the one that follows it are subversion done right. In Empire, Vader tells Luke that together they can kill the Emperor and rule together. If the writers had played to type, that's how Vader would have checked out, still begging his son to save him and join him in ruling the Galaxy. That's where the real twist comes - Vader not only saved Luke, in so doing, he saved himself. He tells his son to go on without him, to save himself, only asking to look on him just once with eyes that are truly his own.

yea it's terrible and I say this as someone who loves R1 and thought TLJ is okayish