HIGH TEST CHAD MUSIC WITH MOTIVATIONAL LYRICS EDITION
OLD: no one cares it was incel garbage
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/metal/
Ryder Williams
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Nolan Cruz
Cooper Martin
yes
Camden Ross
Icecream truck riffs
Daniel Lopez
fuck off dumb idiots metalfags
Easton Bell
ABORT thread go here instead. This guy is a fraud
Thomas Moore
slamgrinders.... we are one...
Noah Robinson
Negru is based, you are a pathetic shill
Lucas Hughes
black metalfags are really pushing it to see just how annoying and sexless they can get
Carson Jackson
Is it kino?
Grayson Morgan
>they made a kpoop tier spamthread
brain damage
David Clark
Pleasure to Shit
Matthew Nguyen
forced to wipe
Jack Anderson
clogged drain of the damned
Christian Reed
BE BORN
ADDICTED TO POSTING SHITTY ALBUMS ON /METAL/
Josiah Gutierrez
Why does it filter plebs so unbelievably hard?
Levi Lewis
black metal is serious businesses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!
Robert Smith
Blackcels are retarded LARPers
Sebastian Lee
listened to this album yesterday, some of the best crust punk/grind that i've heard in a long time.
Sebastian Rogers
is this poorly arranged diaper riffspam like everything else gelal does or is it something different
Camden Baker
take a guess
Luke Diaz
The riffs are ice-cream filled diaper style this time, very clownish
Isaiah Baker
Reclaim Celtic Glory!
Hunter Thompson
>two editions
>both obnoxious
Cooper Hall
NYHC sucks
Cameron Stewart
NEW YORK'S ALRIGHT IF YOU WANNA GET PUSHED IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
NEW YORK'S ALRIGHT IF YOU WANNA FREEZE TO DEATH
Adrian Young
debunked
post nancy from momoland she actually has a body that resembles that of a woman
Hunter Martin
the factions are warring
Hudson Roberts
every band I've heard was riffless tough guy garbage except madball
Matthew Cook
I'm not too big on hapas, much less Americanos, but here you go
Luke Diaz
lol madball isn't even as good as early Hatebreed bro, cmon
butt :)
Evan James
Adrian Ortiz
Justin Peterson
The "not showering" alliance
Oliver Ross
Wyatt Rodriguez
zamn, hapas look like THAT?
Gavin Peterson
gorecore
Jacob Taylor
Official /metal/-poster ranking
God tier
>Slammers, Grindfags
High Tier
>DMfags
Mid Tier
>Glamfags, Doomfags
Low tier
Progfags, Nu-metalfags, OSDMfags
>Shit tier/whoresons
BMfags, Powerfags, Thrashkiddies, Diapershit-purists
Andrew Adams
death metal
>hyper-masculine
>promotes fitness, lots of gym rats blast it for motivation
>deep, meaningful lyrics
>vocals are sinister, abrasive and how men naturally communicate
>instrumentation is densely textured and layered, worthy of close examination
>attractive to women. a dangerous man is someone who can protect you
black metal
>hyper-feminine
>promotes blobification, living in fantasy. don't improve your life, just imagine a better one
>lyrics about orcs and elves (gay shit)
>vocals would be laughable if it wasn't so subversive. men singing like women, disgraceful.
>instrumentation is purely surface level. tremolos on top of low effort production. pure shit
>actively repels women. when trouble comes, can she trust some pasty geek with clown makeup to protect her?
i hope this clears things up
Jordan Ross
I was on my way to post "Grand Belial's Key - Kohanic Charmers" myself.
Brayden Baker
Jason King
>t. NegruVoda
Brandon Powell
what the fuck does he mean with Album 1-4
why would he call them albums 1-4 if he's already released two albums?
Blake Richardson
>NEW YORK'S ALRIGHT IF YOU LIKE ART AND JAZZ
>NEW YORK'S ALRIGHT IF YOU'RE A HOMOSEXUAL
Ayden Flores
FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT SPRING I'M CONSTANTLY HORNY AGAIN I JUST WANT TO LISTEN TO METAL IN PEACE AND PRACTICE PIXEL ART NOT JERK OFF CONSTANTLY BUT NOT EVEN METAL CAN DIVERT MY THOUGHTS AWAY FROM HUGE SAGGY COWTITS BIG ASSES AND HAIRY PUSSIES
Ryder Cooper
Official /metal/-poster ranking
>GOD TIER
Shirtless Dave poster, Lemmyposter, me
>High Tier
Tech-thrash posters, user's demo poster, Gay Burger King poster, /TRAD DOOM/
>Mid Tier
'whoreson'poster (kraut), GBK spammers
>Shit tier
everybody else
>Retard tier
Bongman
Joseph Scott
>hairy pussies
Gross.
Charles Price
Ok Negru
Ian Cooper
>Elder God Ultimo Player tier
Bug/Babymetal/Thotposter (me)
>Coolman tier
DSBMfag, Grindposterbros
>Unforgettable idiot tier
All tripfags
>Forgettable idiot tier
Everyone else
Levi Brooks
>BASED TIER
me
Matthew Cooper
>MOTIVATIONAL LYRICS
Leo Cruz
>Dad said it's my turn to play Myfarog
Gavin Jenkins
...with him in the shed
Sebastian Hughes
superior genes strike again...
Christian Wright
Jack Brooks
>You step on a lamp and take 23 points of damage
>GAME OVER
Brayden Moore
Dying Fetus’s career is not distinguished and they are not a dominant force despite whatever their hipster sell-out label says. Dying Fetus are one of the original “Brutal death metal” bands who played hit people hardcore punk with death metal aesthetics. They and their ilk took inspiration from Suffocation and Morpheus Descends, whom the cargo short wearers dubbed “technical brutal death metal” despite them coming earlier, actually playing death metal, and with most of the “brutality” coming from thrash and speed metal. The “brutal death metal” deathcore crowd attempted to become part of death metal in the mid to late 90s by trying to “expand the genre.”
The slam ‘tards who ate this stuff up in the late 90s were trying to co-opt their crossover thrash tastes into something greater just as war metal fans attempted about ten to fifteen years later by claiming that the bands they loved to sort of mosh to played “black metal”. They wanted to be death metal as death metal was once great in their own area of the Northeastern United States. The slam bands wanted to co-opt the greatness of Suffocation, Immolation, Incantation, and Morpheus Descends by just calling themselves a “sub-genre” of death metal despite playing hardcore songs that made the Cro-Mags seem as metal as Bathory. They failed miserably. Nobody who didn’t dress like DMX took them seriously for good reason in the 90s. You shouldn’t either today.
Juan Butler
Based
Grayson Cooper
Looks like the little version of that actor who played Euronymous in the Mayhem movie lol.
Elijah Anderson
Just spoke to the french government, they are cutting off Varg's internet this weekend.
Parker Miller
Correct
Negru may be annoying but some of his personalities can be funny sometimes
Jose Adams
take your meds grandpa
whyte wymyn copying black girls and going the donkey ass route was the best thing for them. who is this