I’ll STAY

>ywn see a fourth austin powers film parodyin the gritty craig bond movies, with a comfy dr evil and austin team-up against scott
>even if a fourth film happened ywn see mini me again since based troyer is dead
it hurts.

As you wish sir

>and this is my wife, OPRAH

The third movie was already a significant drop in quality. It's good that they stopped.

Austin Powers You Only Shag Once

the only people who say this are cucks

What a great argument. You've convinced me to change my opinion.

I didn't realize til now that not only was it a dumb thing to do but its literally impossible for him to win

oh my mistake you're clearly female

Goldmember was such garbage. It was also such a mistake to cast Beyonce. She was awful and had zero chemistry with Myers. First movie had a brunette and second was a blonde, third movie should have had a redhead. Missed opportunity

Also I like Michael Caine but the whole dad subplot was a misfire

>soicuck this triggered at someone disliking the shitty third movie
cope

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this fucking line makes me laugh out loud every single time

Goldmember was the first DVD I ever bought. Good times

If the dealer busted he would've won.

>Yeah baby

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yeah but the dealer can't go bust. he already has 10. no matter what the second card is the dealer wins

Gwyneth Paltrow was so fine in that scene. Especially when she pouted her lips after her line.

oh wait nvm i forgot it wasnt just him and the dealer

Ey comrades??

Austin....we won..

That's not how blackjack works dude.
The dealer has to hit until he has at least 17.

No no..danger is my middle name.
Okay...Austin "danger" powers

2+3 sucked, it's the same exact jokes as 1 except with more product placement and no soul