I've never watched a DC movie before, but I wanna see this specifically to spite Captain Marvel. It would be really funny to me if this ended up the more successful movie. Is that weird?
Shazam
Aaron Garcia
Kayden White
>willingly giving jews money
Liam Perez
it could be more successful as far as profit goes since it has about half the budget of captain marvel, but CM will certainly gross more.
Isaiah Evans
Well the jewish boomer who pretends to be a christian man pretending to be a jewish boomer said you're a nazi for doing that
youtube.com
Joshua Gonzalez
he didn't say that, liar
Hudson Jenkins
pointing out the truth is a low blow? hmm
Adrian Martinez
According to Zach Levi himself, you shouldn't do that shit:
twitter.com
David Morris
The black jewess that is cast to play the Black Canary (a blond haired, blue eyed character) is Jussie Smolett's sister (the guy that lied about Trump supporters trying to lynch him) and both are good friends of Brie Larson.
What a coincidence.
Camden Turner
I cant tell if the chadzam meme is organic or if its a clever marketing campaign from a group of shills.
Brody Wilson
nice try Mouse boi, your subversive thread is quite obvious and obnoxious
Leo Turner
he was actually referring to pic related
disney shills trying to use him to defend brie herself now
Carter Richardson
Jayden Allen
>power strong woman
>threatened by some TSA nigger trying to get her number
Luis Smith
>Shazam/Captain Marvel
>A fun movie marketed towards young boys
>Marvel Captain Marvel
>stronk women power wank that will take itself too seriously
Both will have forced quips but I'm gonna go see the one with chuck and miss out on toe fungus
Jason Gomez
THIS REALLY FUCKING HAPPENED
Carson Lee
look at all the wet women in the comments
Hunter Richardson
yikes what a redditor
Ian Foster
>not watching brendan fraser instead
Samuel Lopez
even if it did happen (it didnt), that guy literally complimented her, saying she must be really strong
goddamn i hate women like this, and i pray captain marvel bombs, then shazam makes a billion
Chase Cook
When is episode 3?
David Barnes
>SAVE ME SUPERMAN
Benjamin Ortiz
Shazam looks genuinely fun, Captain Marvel does not. Every trailer, sneak peak clip and behind the scenes video looks really bad. Even that fight scene clip they released where she’s fighting on a train. It really looks bad.
Leo James
>SAVE ME BRIE LARSON
Xavier Powell
sorry, no clue what you're talking about
Dylan Ross
Doom patrol
Juan Bailey
i thought it was an upcoming movie? i've been educated!
Jacob Reed
Believe it or not I'm walkin' on air
Aiden Nguyen
William Thomas
Say the word whitey, I dare you.
Aaron Edwards
Captain toe fungus doesn't save white men sweetie
Aiden Wilson
>Flash is a Jew
>WW is a Jew
>Cap Marvel is a Jew too
Why are they doing this?
If anything they could've made Supes a Jew but why all the rest?
Josiah Howard
I just want to see Shazam because of Zachary Levi desu
Don't even really care for capeshit anymore
Juan Cox
She secretly wears Thanos's shoes and then when he puts them on his feet rot off.
Noah Long
Should be March 1st
Dylan Diaz
Despite his name and appearance Zach Levi is not in fact Jewish
Landon Reed
No.
Landon Wood
Didn't realize he was the VA for Arcade Gannon.
Robert Cooper
>Just say the word...
dare i say he's /ourguy/ ?
Elijah Gomez
Jonathan Lewis
John Perry
More Brendankino comes out every Friday
Jace Long
Jayden Stewart
What word?
Cameron Powell
LITTY
Brody Jackson
and Flynn Rider
Bentley Barnes
Matthew Kelly
Lincoln Bennett
Jason Foster
Mason Cox
Levi Miller
I'm looking forward to it because it looks ultra-comfy and because I love the character and his lore.
Julian Moore
>send girls to be brainwashed into becoming a corporate whore
No, no, no, I say.
Gabriel Wood
Why not both?
Brandon Watson
I love how whether by accident or design, that shot could come straight from Alex Ross's artwork.
James Sanchez
>just say the word
N-
Jackson Gray
Rocked and Eternitypilled.
William Sanders
I'm gonna boycott Shazam and watch Captain Marvel just to spite you
Hunter Gomez
No you're not
Samuel Hughes
shazam looks like a gay italian bodybuilder, what's even he supposed to look like, a grown-up version of that kid, an ancient egyptian?
Jackson Gray
a grown up version of the kid
in fact in some versions black adam knew his father and gets confused when he meets Shazam because he looks like his father
Owen Perez
Yes I am
Oliver Williams
I'm a massive marvelfag but Shazam looks far better and more entertaining than CM
I'll probably pirate the latter
Grayson Foster
Put that shit on 2x speed and he was still speaking slower than a fucking tortoise
Joseph Thompson
Nolan Reed
I just don’t get the fucking feet. I would dump my girlfriend so fucking fast if she didn’t get that taken care of. Not to mention, a “normal” girl would be MORTIFIED to have other people see that shit. Larson must either be a narcissist, slightly autistic, or arrogant enough to not care.
Christopher Nelson
I think you hit the trifecta, master quadsman - Larson comes across as all three, flat affect and all.
Jeremiah Stewart
>It would be really funny to me if this ended up the more successful movie
only way to make that happen is if you incels master lucid dreaming
Jaxon Collins
Hell yeah. I get good vibes from every shot in this trailer.
Brayden Anderson
Based false flag thread
Jacob Nelson
Mason Murphy
Gayest poster I've ever seen.
Noah Hill
>doesn't come with additional feet
Brayden Bell
And that makes it better how?
If anything his out crypto-Jewing the Jews, because that makes more money now.
Andrew Nguyen
>Larson must either be a narcissist, slightly autistic, or arrogant enough to not care
I always thought this numbers shit was ridiculous, starting to become a believer.
Colton Young
Jason Hughes
Austin Campbell
Jackson White
I don't think I could stomach this show for any lengthy period of time, but that was kind of cute.
Jose Anderson
I have a lot of respect for Zach.
He's a really nice decent person and I have no idea how he's survived in Hollywood.
He's right that you don't raise yourself up by knocking others down.
But hating on Brie for being so pretentious and taking herself and this movie so seriously is to my mind justified. Hating on the movie before it even comes out however really isn't.
Aaron Williams
Aiden Phillips
Jace Clark
Zac isnt jew though