This is the gayest and stupidest movie in the history of America. Please kill yourself if you like it.
This is the gayest and stupidest movie in the history of America. Please kill yourself if you like it
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Am I allowed to like Emma in it?
what are some other esential lame-core movies of a similar vein?
Scott Pilgrim vs The World
>This is the movie that convinced Zack Snyder to cast Miller as the Flash
???
He’s a good actor and the best part of this movie, makes sense to me
What is the appeal of this type of shit for people? Why are freaks/losers so romanticized in movies today?
honorable trips
Columbine
every basic bitch I know loves this movie
My ex loves this movie because her step dad raped her too
I fucking love this movie
>protagonist is supposed to be a high school loser loner
>ends up having multiple friends and two gfs to choose from (one of them being literally the most wanted qt in the world in that period) and literally beats up the Chads of the school
When will we get an actual realistic, full on bleak representation of the high school experience?
No ridiculous character development with him somehow getting the hottest girl in the school and suddenly becoming the "cool" kid with a bunch of friends.
Just a character study of an isolated high school loner struggling through everyday social interactions, is it too much to ask?
that part where he blacks out and singlehandedly beats up all the bullies who are attacking his friend fucking lmao who writes this shit and thinks it's what people want or need to see.
oh look at me i'm so depressed, i attend parties have friends, sex on the regular and several girls are hitting on me.
it's fucking bullshit that's what it is.
but seriously what song was that in the movie? never found out
pretty redpilled honestly
ITT: seething incels
Sorry you’re HS experience sucked lmao, it’s a decent movie
he cute
I remember reading this book in highschool because so many girls I wanted to fug loved it, I always thought it was creepy and weird. The author is probably a fag.
>Just a character study of an isolated high school loner struggling through everyday social interactions
People don't want to go see that shit.
it's really stupid how they know who nick drake is but don't know about bob dylan.
leave it to the french, not the stupid americans.
nearly everything about the movie is stupid.
You could make it almost like an uncomfortable thriller as if the character is barely surviving in this world of complex social algorithms, portraying something as banal as two kids sitting in a table next to each other as an extremely tense pressured situation where every word or question that is uttered is like being held at gun point with him struggling to pick the right answer to continue the conversation and only further alienating himself from his peers in the process, all shown through his perspective.
Eight Grade had something similar, but only in certain moments.
mfw someone saves one of my .webm's
God he was such a hot piece of ass in this movie
This right here
>B-but the soundtrack was good
Imagine consuming so much soi that you enjoy faggy indie garbage like The Shins.
Eighth Grade was very nearly as bad as Perks faggot
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forgot the link
This, but with Dicks
this movie is actually ok tho.
i live in the area where it was filmed. it's not.
does anyone have the one with Charlie walking in on them kissing?
you know, for research
Houellechecqed
>Film with retarded manic pixie dream girl trope, shitty mid 2000s Indie "music" and Zach Braff
>OK
it's a guilty please i guess, it might be nostalgia but i'm pretty sure i'm not the only one who likes it here.
thank you
When can there be a movie where the loner is unlikable. I'm tired of the lies.
wow you mean there are other retards on Yea Forums besides you?
I want to bully him with my dick though
haha I'm weird because I was molested!
This is one of the only good movies I've seen this board even post about all year. Really makes you think.
I know I've mentioned it several times on here over the years, but I was an extra on this and saw Emma's tits slip out of her dress for several seconds before she noticed during one of the dance scene takes. Paul Rudd is also a bro.
The Man Who Sleeps
"The dirties" is sorta alright
Don't look up shit about it though just go in blind
You can like her in everything
You're lucky as fuck bro
Did you get to meet Ezra ;_;
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Logan>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>powergap>>>>>>>>Ezra
All you incels hate on watson i thought and said she was never famous nor pretty why do you flip flop constantly to cope with things.
Sup Logan
You're welcome!
Here's another of the fight sequence because I have fapped to it more times than I can count :^)
Logan is a qt with qt with salt and pepper hair. Ezra is s try hard genderqueer faggot who wears women’s clothes.
all faggots must hang
Ezra’s way hotter tho
They’re both disgusting kikes, kill yourselves faggots.
Can't I just like them both bros
it is such a lovely movie, amazing really
yeah but emma is cute as fuck in it so i enjoyed it.
>using "gay" as an insult
cringe
My friend dahmer
My Friend Dahmer fits this pretty well (the comic, not the shitty movie).
>cringe
gay
Sure. Don't know why you would since she's a one note kid actor who never branched out.
The only plus is... Emma doesn't fuck a nigger in it
Holy fuck he’s so hot
please describe her breasts and nipples as descriptively as possible
>I have no job, my mom pays for my apartment, my best friend lives next door, and a cute girl is helping me with my problems. MY LIFE IS SO HARD!
that show has a great soundtrack
At least that movie gave us the most kino interview of all time
I like the part where he straddles him
Absolute cringekino. I liked these movies & books when I was like 15 lmao. Any grown man who gets emotional when they watch these is an absolute embarrassment.
Being in a non challenging environment can lead to the most crippling depression.
It's why so many rich people kill themselves. The true meaning of being human is struggling. We find meaning in overcoming our daily struggles.
With a complete absence of struggle in our daily lives we realize how empty existence is and realize that existence itself is suffering.
A poor man in Siberia who wakes up at 3:00 in the morning to start working on his buckwheat farm finds comfort and meaning in the work he does despite the immense hardship and struggle it entails.
If you lock a man in a mansion with all the takeout food he could ever want, all the videogames he could ever want, and basically give him whatever his heart desires, he will feel unfulfilled compared to the Siberian farmer and will be at a much higher risk of depression and suicide.
>This is the gayest and stupidest movie in the history of America. Please kill yourself if you like it.
Nigga
hang all faggots
god i want to fuck him so badly
This is the gayest and stupidest board in the history of America. Please kill yourself if you like it.
She branched out and showed more range in the bling ring than any shit actress you like kek
>showed more range in the bling ring
Zing.
oh look it's the Bling Ring autist. I thought you killed yourself.
how tf does Ezra miller still look like an effeminate homo even with that jawline?
those dick sucking lips and chola eyebrows.
i love this movie
He was born to play Griffith
Yeah she was in that poor man's Spring Breakers. Sure brought home the awards gold with that one.
Fucking hated that shit so bad
>LIFE ISNT LIKE ANIME YOU AREN'T JUST GETTING A CUTE GF WHO WILL DESIRE YOU
>gets a girl chasing him relentlessly who he threatens to beat, abuse and insult daily
What's garbage fucking show in hindsight. He was a cunt who deserves to be locked in his room
Do you want something relatable that will inspire you? or do you want to wallow while relating to his misery.
You'd bitch about a guy who was a bigger loser than you and you'd claim a guy has no right to bitch of he has a single advantage above yours. There's no way to appeal to wallowing depressive losers. People want an uplifting inspirational film, and nobody relates to an asshole who gave up and lashes out at everyone.
But it was better than that shit Korine film 100 times over you filthy pleb, do you realize every single thing you post here is wrong.
Oh wait you're actually a fucking idiots delight who is cucked to awards. I wish i could fucking murder your dumb ass.
She did she acted completely different than her other movies and was just like the girl irl you can look up. No retort
Nobody cares about the life of a fat loser who masturbates to hentai, is borderline mentally ill, has an insufferable entitlement to be loved despite displaying no redeemable qualities, and leaching off his elderly parents who just want to retire from wageslaving
Chick in high school said I reminded her of the guy on the right. Literally what the fuck did she mean by this.
her accent is so bad in this movie
>"CHAWR-lee"
ITT incels who spent the best 4 years of a person's life isolated or bullied
god this picture is terrifying on a deep, childlike level
Her "character" in the bling ring. Saw the same Vice short doc on the chick. Literally no similarities between the too. Emmo said as the same in interviews. Try harder.
She acts just like her and the typical american asshat caligirl, you dumb blind cuck
This is a very strong contender
>tfw liked it but not killing p myself
I started it, but couldnt get past the first 20 minutes
it as boring and very tryhard for the younger kids who arent yet hipsters
i bet ezra purposefully kept messing up that scene so he could be tackled multiple times
dah, is truth
You can't even type a sentence out properly. You sound like an idiot.
eighth grade is up your alley.
this is truly lamecore but it has good archetypes to study
i liked it, because it was a perfect representation of men based on their relationships with women.
first you have main character zach braff cant figure out how to juggle his college teen pucci and his preggo fiance, so he fucks it up by being a beta and sleeping on his fiances porch like rover or some shit. as if thats the right thing. and tearfully regretting fucking teenage pussy rather than get pressured into marriage
second is the protags friend obsessed with his ex and being a love destroyed butt blasted beta who eventually reaches his catharsis and says fuck it im goin to south america
third is based bro, who has stayed clear of all that beta romance shit and fucks a girl for a few weeks after a wedding and dumps her the minute she starts talking about "my parents are in town you should meet them"
I took away from that movie , be the third man. the first two are clearly trying to drag him into that sort of poower dynamic where a woman is calling the shots, and hes having none of it
What happens in the end?
Just watched for Emma but fuck it was bored, even in my group of friends are more drama, sex and problems
That shit is so ordinary, why is a movie??
>People want an uplifting inspirational film
plebeian """entertainment""" casuals you mean
They really had a fight, it wasn't faked
>"It's both physical and emotional, but Ezra's incredible and he kind of stuck there with it the whole day. We both kind of agreed that we were gonna go for it and really fight it out," Simmons continued. "I jacked up my knee, which was a battle scar. It was fun and worth it. I think it turned out good from what I've heard." Miller agreed, telling us that he and Simmons had to fight to make the brawl look realistic. "Johnny Simmons and I, you know, [that scene] was everything for both of our characters. You have such a collision of really what Johnny and I started deciding was like, these two people's self-loathing attacking each other's self-loathing. So when the stunt choreographer said, 'We don't want this to be too dangerous,' we got angry."
I bet he got a boner filming it
Shit tier meme
>big titty goth girl moves to town and starts relationship withh you
>lets you suck her boobs
>cucks you for hot teacher
>kill yourself at school
fuckkin french
I used to like it but only because I was a lonely nerdlet in high school and finally fell into a group of friends the last months of school. Finally experienced the normie things, going to prom with a group of friends, hanging out and driving around, just chilling...so it resonated with me a bit.
Its an ok movie, but rides a lot off its sentimental vibe. Like the "we accept the love..." line seemed so big to me but honestly it doesn't really even mean anything.
seriously
>actually has friends and a female human being his age that makes physical contact with him
>is sad and angsty
can't relate
this movie is so offensively bad really flattens my soda pop
Top cute
which is why you shouldn't post here about movies because you're a goddamn autistic incel loser
I blame naruto for people thinking this will work
>who writes this
The director of the movie wrote the book which probably sold millions of copies and you haven't done anything
Yeah, that’s not true. Suicide statistics correlate pretty well with wealth, and rural people have a higher chance of suicide, which may be partially due to social isolation as a confounding variable. Struggle != meaning or purpose
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Or with being capable. Rural folks know how to get shit done.
>socially isolated autist can’t relate to a movie about human relationships
Oh no, what are we going to do
>being capable means you have a higher risk of suicide
Ok cletus
All my gay friends and fat chick friends liked this movie
This. The Dirties for sure.
This is a fun movie you fucking edgelord
Watched it, but didn't much like it.
Wouldn’t that be the equivalent of going full retard and you should never go full retard? I.e. going full incel?
ezra looked so cute with his hair long like this, wish he would grow it out again
I so agree with you, and going by most recent pictures I think he actually is growing it out but who knows if it will be to get it as long as it was in this movie.
i hate these shitty generic posters
I especially love when he was able to pull it into a bun like this
It means you have a higher chance of succeeding at suicide
two unrelated guys recommended it to me and i stopped talking to them because i wouldn't have been able to say anything except how much i'd have loved to see the characters bashed to death (later found out each of them is gay)
Now THAT’S what I call edgy
this movie hits all the tumblr core marks before that was a thing
Okay what I want to know is what are some GOOD movies that evoke this feeling, or more mature version of these films??
cringe
>lame-core
Fuck yeah
I'm a little embarrassed to say that this movie shook me. I spent nearly a month depressed about my social life.
Really? It just looks like a cute goldie making a very awkward face to me.
U r a ghey faggit
He sucks, m8. You have shit taste.
Kill yourself.
kys fag ;_;
Strong waifu game. Zach Braff sleeping on the porch for forgiveness was the stupidest shit I have seen in a while. What's the message? That he regrets so much that he is ready to suffer therefore he loves her?
Fuck off retard
Literally the only people that like this movie are gay and should die. Sorry you had to find out people you knew were like that.
WataMote
>He’s a good actor
In what?
ANSWER ME GOD DAMNIT
OP’s film, We Need to Talk About Kevin, Stanford Prison Experiment, Afterschool
Nobody on this board has seen those movies, don't even bother.
We had a Kevin thread last week and no one knew what movie it was because this board is entirely composed of zoomers who don't watch movies other than capeshit.
I don't like it lol. I just want to make love with Logan Lerman all night long
Not sure if that really counts as capable, it’s not like it’s hard to kys, people do it on accident all the time
if only it were white briefs and he was alone in his room
What if he was alone in your room user
Heroes by David Bowie
THEYVE BEEN LAUGHING SINCE I CAN REMEMBER
imagine raping him haha