Oscars Thread #1

What the fuck

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Who black power look like dat?

is this what Dave Chapelle meant with the active emasculation of the black male?

Does this qualify as crossdressing?

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The best possible combination.

dis nigga fabulous

is this a tranny?

is that fucking real?

>his smile and optimism
_______

Is it in fashion to bring the comforter from your bed to the red carpet?

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is this real life? even bethesda can’t make a nigga this gay.

GAYniggas.

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OP where are you getting these

Can't wait for all the media outlets tomorrow declaring how brave he is.

>"we want more audience"
>free the clowns on the red carpet
>"why is this happening?"

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>i, an incel, know what's good fashion

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THIS SHALL BE OUR FINAL BATTLE

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for what

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>defending this faggotry
This one is gonna go down in cringe compilations for years to come, mark my words

This is only the starters lads, tonight's going to be a glorious shiteshow.

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Yfw yoy remember when gay bashing was a thing?

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is this shopped?

Real life boss

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My power has increased since we last met

>I'm not lying about my age, I'm not 40 years old, I swear!

Who's gonna win Best Picture

I wish someone would do a mass shooting at the Oscars

Broma.

why are they hiding their feet

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>2019 the photo
Imagine showing this to someone from the 50s? Hell, even a normal guy from the 80s? Peak clown world.

I’d beat the shit out of him and literally charge 0 dorras for it.

imagine actually giving a fuck about the shit people wear

People like Seacrest again?

Going by prior Oscar patterns, EITHER Roma or Green Book.

Possible upset from Klansman, Favourite or Panther.

Here's what I added up from the picks of anonymous Oscar ballots posted in the media:

Roma - 50
Green Book - 47
The Favourite - 40
Black Panther - 37
BlacKkKlansman - 31

The image of Hollywood in its Decay Stage

That's a man, baby.

buh-bye

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i wouldn't wear it, but the tuxedo/ballgown hybrid is pretty cool actually. would look better on a white woman instead of some attention seeking nig

>Imagine showing this to someone from the 50s? Hell, even a normal guy from the 80s? Peak clown world.
I read somewhere how open john Wayne was with saying queers an fags in Hollywood. It was really a different time.

Someone like Cate Blanchett could pull it off.

Why is the military there?

is that lady gaga or bionce? can't tell

That's, uh, quite the list. Any movies about slavery? Those do well.

Kinda reminds me of a fucked up version of the emperors new clothes.
Everyones too afraid to tell these people that they look fucking ridiculous, and they only surround themselves with yes men, so it creates this feedback loop that makes it get worse and worse.

Then again, theres some out there who do it intentionally, dressing like shit ironically just to cause a stir.

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Does everyone try to look as retarded as possible on purpose?

who even is this nigga?

Looks more honest than Emma Stone

why are ((they)) emasculating the proud black man?

>Black Panther at #4
Oh boy

Keep your opinions to yourself, Zachary.

BP 7 oscars

a man in a dress and a black panther oscar nomination. the absolute state of oscar 2019

christian thread restored

smells like sjw

I think they know exactly how retarded they look.

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The outfit itself is aesthetic though

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Real life Bell from Beauty and the beast

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so brie larson doesn't get ashamed

Marano means dirty in spanish.

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that nigga is wearing a dress

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Welcome to America, asshole.

Accidentally used a meme arrow there fella!

viggo is a black mans slave in green book

Wait, is the Oscars going on right now?
Goddamn, I feel so outta the loop and detached from everything.
Who's hosting? Is there a stream?

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Who wore it better.

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Faggots watching faggots.

will smith

>Who's hosting? Is there a stream?
Your fucking tv you hobo.

no, marrano (double r) means pig

More of this thot.

A man in a dress and a woman in pants?! Now I've seen everything.

>Look it up
>It's real

I haven't watched or owned a tv in 7 years.

So are we just going to ignore the thing all these people have in common...

tru dat

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Any cleavage kino this year?

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Stream?

a collection of based?

no whats up?

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Is there gonna be a fourth matrix?!

They're all anonymous!

Rich?

previous dresses

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Chloe 2.0?

Very true. I wish we could go back. I don't know what it is about the millennial generation that caused us to become a bunch of fucking bullshit fag supporters.

matt and trey really were ahead of the curve

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I genuinely believed this was photoshopped

>dress like a man
>look like a man

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HOLY SHITE!

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They were on acid too hu?

Dis nigga fabulous

Reminder black men have the highest rate of the gay

LSD, yeah,

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p sure it's michael obama

@110442508
>this post is extremely low quality

literally who is this black faggot?

this one is unironically based, like a fuckin lando outfit, it's a shame that the dresses put into context what a gaynigga this dude is

STICKY MODS YOU PIECES OF SHIT

You are reddit personified.

NO FUCKING WAY

is that legal?

Reminder

Didn't get a sticky:
>Michael Cimino
>Seijun Suzuki
>Jacques Rivette
>Andrzej Wajda
>Andrzej Zulawski
>Vilmos Szigmond
>Etore Scola
>Abbas Kiarostami
>Tobe Hooper
>Dennis Hopper
>Jeanne Moreau
>Lauren Bacall
>Bud Spencer
>Sam Shepard
>Martin Landau
>Anne Wiazemsky
>Juraj Herz
>Milos Forman
>Vittorio Taviani
>Nelson Pereira dos Santos
>Ermanno Olmi
>Shinobu Hashimoto
>Chuckle Brother
>Mike Nichols
>Neil Simon
>Scott Wilson
>Carol Channing
>Albert Finney
>Bruno Ganz
>Stanley Donen

Got a sticky:
>Gay nigger from HBO's vampire soap opera
>Mom from some old American sitcom
>Dad from some 80's kid comedy
>Junkie retard only known for shoving a toy car up his ass
>Washed up old fart only famous for a 5 minutes meme role in Kubrick's worst movie
>Midget from Austin Powers
>Old Jew from the Battletoads show
>Logan Paul and KSI
>Some country redneck

Beautiful

that's redundant

based hermano

The entire point of wearing these outfits in public is for attention. Literally nothing else. You and all the gossip sites talking about it, even if to say "how ridiculous", accomplishes exactly that.

STREAM PLEASE ???

He's back

>Laura Marrano

Marrano? haha funny

Oh shit, is she a lesbian? I don't want to stereotype, but this akin to a man wearing glitter makeup. Some things are just associated with other things...

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Billy Porter. No idea why he's here.

It was only a matter of time

This one is interesting

Ugly

You really took the time to post this. Wow. GTFO out of this thread, now.

They've all got updog?

*AHEM*

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P L E A S E
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Seacrest tux is awful

FUCK CRACKERS

Yasss, sis actually snapped.

turn on your television.

Probably a rug-eater.

>I don't want to stereotype
Where do you think we are, fgt?
Don't police your thoughts.

bongland its only on sky

/r/LiveTvLinks

This one is very beautiful

I'm not policing my thoughts, I actually don't like to stereotype because it's the quickest way to start thinking like a retard

E!

DAS RITE

Where the fuck is jay cutla at

>tfw enjoy typesetting and her pose perfectly aligns with the Oscars text behind her

what channel?
please don't say sky movies

>10 minutes in and it's already more comedy gold than I ever could have dreamed
tonight is gonna be a good night

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Giv chocolate milkers.

She is too young to have such a bad skin

i like it desu
looks like something from a video game

Is there a famous person hidden under that dress, because I don't know who that is.

where did you get this pic of my mom?

sky cinema yes
i downgraded me tv package and no longer have E
does no one really just have a stream lads ?

i think it looks super duper gay

looks kinda neat though

how do you guys feel about kilts?

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zoolander 3?

cmon man what the fuck...why are you putting black back 100 years wearing this bullshit

A lot of stereotypes exist for a reason.

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Anyone with a acestream?

Who is him by the way?

stream where?

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its not fair

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You are such a fucking hater faggot

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Someone post a stream.

>owning a tv....
nigga come on

HOLY FUCK BASED HERMANO IS BACK!!!!!

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>the shocked girl got hotter
>the girl hes staring at got fatter

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britbong here, should I stay up to watch the oscars?

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Imagine going to /g/ and being told to feel shame for owning a computer.

back when people laughed at this, not applauded it
how far we've come

Add Bertolucci and Roeg to the list you faggot

stream where friends?

KEK

Any links to the Oscars for UK?

I wouldn't.

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I don't know about you, but Oscar threads are the highlight of Yea Forums every year for me.

sup, I'm new here
Are oscars thread as fun as E3 threads on Yea Forums?

not as much as they used to be

This nigga is probably from Atlanta.

Constience Wu is so pretty. wtf

Go back

But why?

livenewsnow.com/american/abc-news-2.html
this maybe?

>I'm new here
>Yea Forums
gonna have to ask you to leave mate

I still think she will be a classic character as Harley Quinn and her new movie will be great and better if you are gay.

Real life Symmetra can't help but get a boner with this

Princess of China

If there are ever American Black Slaveowners they will probably look like this guy

found this stream
ustvgo.net/abc-live-streaming-free/

stfu he's welcome here

Kondo :3

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I prefer the E*rovision.

>the guy who is a living meme married below him

this is objectively even worse

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Shame, but it's alright
I promise I will behave and see how you guys act before I post anything else.

This is a drag queen called Shangela, the one who was in A Star is Born.

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good enough, thanks

This is literally a 40 year old Spanish woman who has given up but here shes a supermodel

seriously? Is anybody invited to the Oscars?

How long is the show usually?

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

no idea how her black husband hasn't impregnated her at least 3 times. wtf is this nigga doing?

this one will be 3 hours long, shorter than last years

twitter.com/TheAcademy/status/1099797651946491904

Mexicans don't give a fuck about faggots or faggot rights.
t. mexican

Goddammit Yea Forums how does a woman this perfect exist? She might even be better than Koji Kondo

pretty much yeah

This shit became "normalised" so gradually.

is he the guy in the OP?

>arm cellulite... gross

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no

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christ she ugly

she is so fucking ugly.

4 hours

i only love her as a blonde

christ she cute

is this a dude or girl I cant tell anymoar

Its not normal and the majority will never accept it. Its being pushed on us

oof

You're just jealous.

imagine the smell of her smol asshole

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qt

bong genes. NOT EVEN ONCE.

I see Shangela, wheres Willam?

poor emilia, the wall hit her hard

There are no small holes left in that one

>those wrinkles
Dio mio...

no one is pushing nothing on anyone. stop being scared of the reality of people now a days.

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he looks like he has down syndrome

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>niggyspeak

she looks like she f*cks b____ g___

Mother of JUST

This picture honestly feels so cathartic and comforting after the pictures of the cross dressers that proceeded it. Like these obnoxious attention whore goblins followed by a nice looking girl in a nice dress.
Anyway, why is she there? Is she someone's date or did she become an actress after Laguna Beach?

why'd he do this to black people...DO HE HAVE NO SHAME

YOU MOTHERFUCKING BOOMERS DID THIS TO THE REST OF US

There you go again. Don't you have a girlfriend or something?

Event about Multiple movies compared to a single movie. Who'd have thought!

They were planning on having pedophelia mainstream by now.

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What the fuck happened to her?

Damn, I guess that John Snow opening the wall gates didn't stopped her from hitting it

Grandma Clarke looking radiant

Only in an industry controlled by Jews could someone so ugly get hired.

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She still looks good. It's normal to have some wrinkles when you smile once you are in your 30s

The Grammies did't get a sticky

you're saying that as it was a bad thing

WAH

christ
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I have a lecture at 10 but the potential of tv going into meltdown will keep me awake.

PLEASE MOD DONT STICKY THIS...for the love of all black people onn Yea Forums don't sticky this please

that's a weak Waluigi cosplay.

fucking autist

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they grow up so fast

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>Some wrinkles
>SOME

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BLACKED

Shouldn't it be Love Hate?

wtf it's blackwashed waluigi and gender swapped wario

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I forgot spike lee was a manlet

She's dressed as past-the-date banana.
Even the dark spots are there

What channel is the Oscars on in the UK?

Can't wait for BP or klansman to win best picture!

Can't wait for BP or klansman to win best picture!

No ass.

On B

>I forgot spike lee was a niglet

she was hot in S1 GoT to be fair
no idea why they keep shoving her ugly ass into other things though

what the fuck is this cunt thing supposed to be?

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He's in a bad mood

Stop hating. She has the best ass in the biz. Incel.

legend

Is there going to be a stream? If not I'm going back to sleep.

someone shoop a benis in there.

What the fuck is B.

That cape is fucking based.

...

Dr. King died so this faggot cause disgrace a race of people

We can hide your posts, retard. You spend way more time making them than we do hiding them.

Lambert is a retard. Cufflinks don't go on your ears

Channel right next to A

that acne......

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Yeah but the Golden Clobes got a sticky and we watched them together that night. It was max /comfy/

I'll cum on her face later. Clear it right up

The difference is is that this thread is based and kino, now gb2/reddit/

What a fucking idiot

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NEXT THREAD:

Sky Oscars (Cinema). It's a HD channel.

She looks beautiful. I'm surprised she didn't pick a very extravagant dress

she looks like my cleaning lady that my mom had take me to prom

lol white women have no curves at all and wrinkle like milk in the sun

Reminder Arnold tapped the maid because his boring wife wouldn't sex him up

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>This "Braku Pantheru" movie does NOT spark joy

Will she save the Oscars, lads?

her Golden Globes dress was really criticized in Mexico, they had to play it safe today.

>Shoot up Oscars
>Kill half of big names attending, including directors, producers, other top Jews etc
>Cripple studios, franchises, capeshit etc
>All over news for months
>Yea Forums gains a fucking goldmine of material
>Hollywood would never be the same
Win win really

All I wanna see is RDJ's giant platform shoes, and i'll be happy

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>If there are ever American Black Slaveowners they will probably look like this guy
He kinda does look like William Ellison

What business does Ally have at the Oscars? I though her career was nonexistent after Disney.

i know she was in Lady Bird...