/ABAG/ - Alita: Battle Angel General - #38

This is thread for general discussion of Alita: Battle Angel.

Trailers
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Rotten Tomatoes - Critics 60% Audience 94%
rottentomatoes.com/m/alita_battle_angel
IMDB - 7.6/10
imdb.com/title/tt0437086/

Production Cost and Box Office Sales Numbers
boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=alita.htm

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Reminder to the lurkers. Yea Forums DOES NOT like this pleb trash
the cycle is never wrong
>plebs come to Yea Forums to talk about it and spew their optimistic and positive opinions about it
>the patrician regular posters either wait for for the rip or are in the minority
>the plebs leave because they have other boards to shitpost on
>all that's left are the regular Yea Forums posters
>they usually hate it since movies like this tend to be shit

I need to know what happens next, anyone got vol 3?

Why is this film being shilled so hard? I've never seen a film shilled so hard in the history of Yea Forums

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94
4

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>magic?
>no, engineering

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Cameronfags + weebs, hell of a combination
Movie was nice though

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jesus fuck why only the Chinese get those kino posters

No True Scotsman

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What was nice about this garbage anime eyes and shitty promotion?

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Why are Americans trash at detecting good movies?

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So the ZOTT tournament was like the tournament of power in DBS or something?

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Shills
They're currently being exposed here and will try to tank the thread Another confirmation is pastas that have been spammed for every "big" movie(even as recent as aquaman) is making them upset

Rosa a cute

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The kino that united Chads and Weebs together

People like it.

>Muh anime eyes
Who gives a shit

both of you are trash

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it's what we have been waiting for for several decades.

it's 2D waifus becoming real. this is only the beginning. 3D printed models will follow soon and VR experiences. this is a new age for us.

Smug Alita is super cute!

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>Yea Forums DOES NOT like pleb trash
>half of the board is capeshit
wew lad

I think I prefer the puffy 90's hair even though I like everything else about the new Alita

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is it too difficult to conceive people just might like the movie?
paranoid

You fucking retards are absurd
No one has wanted their waifus to be real until the 90s with some coming from the 80s
If you're going to make your main character look like shit why would someone want to watch that the entire film?

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I want to see Lou in a sequel.

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This shit is rehab for me desu.

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>no one wants waifus to be real
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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you a rike deez eyez betta gaijin?

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The capeshit spam(both main companies) has been confirmed for being spammed by a group of twitter mongrels. In fact one of them is an alita spammer too

TFW you take your wife to watch Alita and she waifus her.

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Manga Koyomi > Movie Koyomi.

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I'm going to murder you shills unless the mods do it
Mods should take note this is what full shilling looks like
Your film is 100 percent shit and if you wanted it to succeed then you should have made it better

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Anyone has a cap of her outfit when she gets the berserker body. The sleeveless red top one.

It's a good movie, and it's led many people to discover or rediscover one of the best mangas ever written. It's about a lovable waifu living in a fascinating cyberpunk setting. Of course it's generating a lot of discussion.

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I didn't even realized the ugly chink was supposed to be Koyomi until they say her name for a 3rd or 4th time.

doo fan

cringe

it's 13:34 on a Sunday. Do I go in for a 5th time?

>ywn hear alita say
>i hope my panzerkunt will satisfy you

where'd u get this at such high quality?

see in /abag/ #50 on wednesday

obsessed and rent-free

I forget, when does the Yea Forums hivemind decide what it likes?

Loveable waifu adapted by hollywood
They've never made anything good with anime source

They did this time.

Still waiting for volume 3 link

You must be new to not have seen all the Batman v Superman shilling from just a few years ago.

Until now.

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her skin looks so soft!

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BvS was a good movie. Sure, it wasn't perfect, but it didn't deserve the hate it got back then.

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I told the girl I was dating her going to watch it with her girlfriends is disgusting and she is supporting the hollywood jews with their shitty propaganda by giving them money to ruin franchises with their shitty adaptions like these. She is mad as hell kek.

Yea Forums here of course. Can you niggers leave anime and manga alone? Everything you touch is tainted by the jews. Ruined. Propaganda. The fact that Yea Forums likes this adaption also proves to me it really is as shitty as it looks.

once the yify rip comes out

YOU JUST KNOW

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Man these Chinese posters are actually really nice. If China saves Alita at this rate, I'll stop making fun of the CCP and Winnie the Pooh

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You're just angry that you don't get to keep your sekrit club anymore.

To be honest I knew that would be shit so I didn't stick around to see how that would turn out and it turns out everyone hated it
ABSOLUTE SHILLS

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>mfw eyes greater than 2.5 cm

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Fuck off back to your shounenshit board of AIDS coddled by mod protection and ball slapping.

Am I not allowed to enjoy this movie?

I don't even like the manga but it still does not deserve to be jewed.

It's the same tournament arc you have seen in every shounen ever. It lasts way too long and serves no real purpose. 100% certain it was just the publisher demanding he puts in a tournament arc because nip kids eat those up.

If Last Order somehow gets made into a movie, that whole arc (which is like 17 books long or something stupid like that) should be pared down to three fights.

So they're the ones bringing in all these high quality images
I hope they keep making shitty films so we can keep seeing all the high quality images sooner

i don't know if you just compared BASED CAMERON to kikes but i'm gonna let it slide ONCE because i'm in a good mood today

If you don't like it, then what is the problem?

There is nothing to enjoy about this movie
There is nothing to enjoy about shilling
How about making a movie great then enjoy its success

>Shounenshit
>When the only relevant films made nowadays is the literal shounenshit equivalent except that they put in leftist propaganda and shit on white people
Alright buddy

is this you?
twitter.com/Kn8cK

>$1000
Fuck

I don't want any hollywood jew to touch any japanes ematerial because they WILL ruin it with propaganda. There has never been anything good coming with hollywood taking japanese material and jewing it so fuck off.

Yeah no shit retard. Why do you think this film is being acclaimed then? Cause it deviates from that.

>9 Captain Marvel threads up

>There is nothing to enjoy about this movie
I enjoyed this movie. Are you saying that I enjoyed nothing? This movie has met my standards and I am satisfied. I'm trying to take you seriously, but I'm starting to struggle a bit.
There is this idea that we have that protects IP from propoganda, it's called "respecting the source material". Alita Battle Angel does that, the other ones, not so much.

Keep up the good work of being a douche user. You actually increase the post count of Alita threads.

>There is nothing to enjoy about this movie

It's the most enjoyable movie in like 10 years. Is your brain broken?

I like how Waltz askes her if she is married or not. Trully a man of culture.

>that eyeroll and look of mild disgust
lol

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kike

Fuck off dude, japshit is far better than capeshit, and since nobody on Hollywood has original ideas anymore they should just adapt japshit

Suck a dick you fucking tourist.

>All these shills putting in hours and increasing the marketing budget this movie has to make up to break even

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The sequel better has flan

To be fair, all the Captain Marvel threads are about how shitty it is and how much Brie Larsen hates white men. Which is what that movie deserves.

Alita deserves love and hugs and cuddles and handholding.

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Once Nova has more than 10 seconds of screentime you bet he'll at least be eating flan, if not necessarily raving about it like a meme.

Watched a cam and it didn't seem so great desu senpai.

Sure but you must hold up your end of the deal first

budget is already past 3 googol $ so who cares

Why was momsen arrested?

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People like it faggot. Nothing you can do or say changes it. Captain Marvel will fail because it does things wrong. Alita succeeds because it does things right.

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kek

Funny how you troll post was deleted huh?

literally this, why is it so hard to understand

No wife, just a girl that fucks me a couple of times a week. Actually took her to the movie last night, sex was even better than usual. Also no kike you have kids to choose from hollywood to stick your dick in.

Cute will prevail.

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I really need volume 3 guys I can't wait it's the only one I'm missing and I don't want to give money for Alita that doesn't contribute to box office

Cute!

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OH it's not marketers
it's literally just tasteless plebs from Yea Forums confirming the cycle once again

from released clips of the movie most likely
youtube.com/watch?v=eMy2Qbq-mBQ

If Yea Forums doesn't like this movie, then I don't like Yea Forums. Yea Forums must be filled with vegan pussies and women then.

Not that the retard got reck, lets criticize Alita!

>no octopus lips
>no flan
>ins't named after a cat
This movie sucks.

naysayers are just sad and too stubborn to let their mask down and just enjoy a breath of fresh, cybernetic air. Also fuck it, nobody is stopping me I'm seeing it again lol

I watched a rip on my phone and was disappointed. What's the big deal about this movie anyway?

/ABAG/ forever

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>>ins't named after a cat
And that is a good thing.

Just watched it guys, was pretty good and Alita was painfully cute, more important was that I went to the movies alone (I know it's a meme here) but I'm trying to force myself to do more things, not pretend I like being a normie but no reason to stay inside 100% of the time missing everything

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shipping the complete manga edition from amazon.com to europe costs 60$ shipping.

they better drive it up my house in a limousine

>Yea Forums must be filled with vegan pussies and women then
Then why was it the only place that like Pain & Gain when it came out? And still loves it to this day?

>6 books
>9 volumes
I'm lost

hope you had a blast. fresh air and motoric actions are good for the lymphatic system

Are you buying the Jap edition or something? Check other places, it might be cheaper.

So realistically, considering they frankensteined and combined 4 of the volumes of the manga in to one film, how will the next film play out and what will the resolution be? Will they change some stuff up? Will Ido lose his mind? Will Alita purposely ignore Ido following Hugo's death? The ending brushed over some of this.

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>ISBN-10: 1632367114
this one has 5 volumes plus a short-storie book. is this really the complete edition or what? getting even more confused because of your comment

The people here who like P&G either like this movie or are ignoring it just because it's outside their genre of interest.

I've been on Yea Forums since before Yea Forums existed and used to post about Alita on Yea Forums.
Back then, talk of western media was only allowed on Yea Forums.

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>went to movies alone... trying to force myself to do more things
I know that feel bro, I went alone too and it felt pretty great. I get pretty nervous about stuff like going to the cinema so it was satisfying to sort it all by myself. Take care friend

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I am under the impression that there are 9 volumes in the original series.

>Yea Forums - anime
>Yea Forums - anime random
Truly a great place if you hate "weeb stuff".

Part 2 is motorball + berserk zapan
Part 3 is mad max plus some twists thrown for good measure to round it out
Seems easy

I can't blame people being cynical because almost every movie they make these days is such trash. But Alita was scripted like 20 years ago and the source material was written 30 years ago. This movie is "made in these days" only in the sense that it has top tier visuals. Everything else about it is a time capsule from the Good Times when movies were fun and unpretentious.

>Not liking Pain & Gain

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>ins't named after a cat
Probably the single best change the movie did. Alita's relationship with Ido is much better in the movie because of it.

how many times have you guys seen it? For me, once in imax was enough but i'll be picking up the BD

holy shit that makes a lot of sense actually

This a million times. I've been saying it's very much a 90's script, but that's why I love it.

I watched a 52p black and white camrip on my Gameboy screen and it didn't look special at all, I don't get what the big deal is.

Why do alita plebs have videogame sensibilities?

>Seems easy
Yeah. They can even finish it with the old "tree" ending and you have a neat trilogy.

nice bro

dude there's really nothing wrong with going alone. What are you gonna do, fucking talk to your friend mid movie? Good to your you dug it though.

47 times, gonna make it 50 before monday

I watched a reflection off my toaster of a 240p flip phone recording and didn't really enjoy the movie that much either.

>videogame sensibilities
What does that even mean?

>Jennifer Connelly had her fucking brain, heart and eyes removed and sealed in a box keeping her alive to be delivered
One of my greatest fears honestly holy shit just kill me, torture me to death at least that will be it, someone owns your brain in a setting like that it's literally Hell

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>I've been saying it's very much a 90's script
And I keep replying that it's more 80's. Like something from Verhoeven or Arnie-kino.

>why do nerds play video games
Suck a dick and commit sudoku right after my dude.

first in 2d, then in 3d then in 2d again today

>"he he"

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Wht are chink posts so kino?

this complete edition is 2000+ pages and each volume is around 220 pages so i guess it is all 9 volumes

I wish, but Marvel could drop the biggest turd in the universe and people will still go see it, they are too strong at the moment. It won't probably be as successful as they would've hoped though.

battle angel alita always felt very 80's western sci fi with a japanese twist to me

Status: Healed

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Have y’all seen the news? $60+ million opening in China! Projections of total gross when it’s all said and done are around $250 million. That could be enough to motivate a sequel

I had a choir teacher in high school who looked like her, I liked choir.

Video Games = "entertainment" sensibility = reddit = autism

This is predominantly an art board (the "entertainment" shit that is constantly being discussed here is a result of crossposters(like you) from pleb boards like Yea Forums and Yea Forums
True cinema = art which is the opposite to autism and in turn the opposite to video games.
The sensibilities resulting in video game appreciation are diametrically opposed to the appreciation of cinema as "art". Videogames/autism/"entertainment" are the reason for capeshit and trash like this movie.

FLOP
TURD
UGLY FACE REPULSIVE DISGUSTING FREAK

Because it is. Japan is always a bit late to the party. A lot of their early 90's stuff is pure 80's-core.

QT

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>$250 million. That could be enough to motivate a sequel

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Jesus christ, you're retarded.

>This movie is "made in these days" only in the sense that it has top tier visuals. Everything else about it is a time capsule from the Good Times when movies were fun and unpretentious.
yeah, this is basically how I described it to a friend. It's like a fun, uncomplicated 90s action movie with a modern budget and tech. Nobody here is saying this movie is some revolutionary thing. It just has character to it that is sorely absent from most movies out there, especially action movies.

>She'll never give you her heart

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Just watched the behind the scenes and she's so cute and bubbly.

You can see her eyes moving if you pay attention. She is conscious.

Cinema is medium for plebs, you pretentious pleb.

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This is just Spy Kids 3-D but for weebs

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Aaaaah.

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:c !!!!

Here we have a prime example of the kind of mental spastic r/flicks goon that worships capeshit and flashy pleb shit like this.
I cannot be more clear about this: you are an enemy of the medium. You are actively destroying Cinema. True Cinema isn't some good-times & sunshine hugbox, it is a punch in the gut, a gob of spit aimed at your face, a dark man fucking your wife.

True Cinema is pain. It tears apart your soul and leaves you to pick up the pieces and patch it back together with bleeding fingers.

>this is kino 3-D but for patricians
i won't argue user

>they worked hard to keep it as close as they could to the source material
>the madman changed cyborg's blood to blue goo to keep the original ultraviolence in
Feels good man.

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stay mad

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Same with that giant fuck who's name I'm forgetting, he's just a brain and a spinal cord jacked into a body, when they puled him out and it's wriggling like a fish tail I was squirming, that kind of stuff is top tier body horror for me

>your wife will never cuck you with Alita

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You're a pseud, deud. And I mean that very sincerely.

I thought Alita was an excellent movie, and not for being mere spectacle. The movie is a great adaptation of a comic book series with values and themes that I highly respect and enjoy. The point of art is to give joy. If you go to see movies to see a "technical masterpiece," you're retarded, plain and simple.

How do you even live now, knowing she will never be real? Life is just too cruel bros.

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Alita Battle Angel is true cinema. I get the vibe you dismiss every movie with an action sequence.

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She went straight for her lips

Somebody posted in the last thread:
>>Alita: Fallen Angel
>More motorball, berzerker Zapan, Ido dies and Alita becomes Zalem's bitch
>>Alita: Avenging Angel
>Barjack war, alita replicas, final showdown with Nova and original ending

That seems very likely and fits the planned sequel titles which were revealed by Cameron. I don't see problems with this formula IF they get two sequels greenlit. Real problems come if they only get one sequel to wrap things up, because then they have to take a hatchet to major story segments and that will be just a mess. But as long as they get two sequels, they can do the above.

>I love you user

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I'd have killed myself a long time ago if I couldn't lucid dream, I have aphantasia so I can't ever close my eyes and see her big beautiful eyes...

Lol just imagine being this mentally ill and fucking talking like this unironically

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CUTE CUTE CUTE

Are you autistic? Simply ignore the adaptation if you don't like it. It had no effect on the source material.

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I love you too, JPG.

It's actually 94% now

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What a chad!

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You call us pseuds, but we all know you wish you could be one of us. You wish you could understand Godard, appreciate the art of a Khavn De La Cruz film, sit through Satantango able to see it's true beauty.
You can't expect me to believe that having a top 10 that includes capeshite, Alita, Inception, Se7en, Boondock Saints, etc is as far you want to as a movie lover. And that is because you know what you look like. A tasteless entry level manchild, filled with acne and dirty thoughts about robots. Who loves super heroes and never watches actual film because they're "boring" and "pretentious".

The whole "pseud" thing is a self-defense. You face someone who is a gentleman, a scholar, an erudite and your little brain can't thing of nothing else to make you feel better. Because you're a pleb

Disney's precious capeshit must be slain by the hand of animekino

Alita becomes a tree ending was so retarded that even Kishiro retconned the thing. I hope we actually either get an opening ending or an original one.

cute
cringe

Why would Ido die?

Burgers paid 700 million to see Black Nigter.

Cute butt :3

Car accident ;_;

I felt it in my lower back when he was being pulled out, so wierd.

Does the source material get better after what has already been adapted ? I've been told that the manga gets better as time passes.

So the formula for kino is adapt old books/novels. You are onto something

She burned the coal so she had to pay the toll. /pol/ approved.

Movie-original ending seems likely, the one in the manga was kind of a trip.

we need the one booty shot where she's being dragged.

You're pretty good.

When you get fans of Alita posturing as "discerning" viewers who love true cinema and call other people "Plebes" you just have to stand back and laugh. Do these people have no self awareness? It's like a Whedon fan calling JJ Abrams a pleb director.

>that paltry number for Germany
Why do G*rmans have such shit taste in movies?

is this the rick and morty meme?

Original manga is great, the the final part probably the best one.

Fixed it a little.

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Cute? It looks fucking disgusting

And do it with genuine love.
Cameron didn't obsess over Gunnm for decades because he thought he could make a lot of $$$ off of it, he genuinely loved the source and wanted to show it to everyone. If you have that attitude, you're going to create something good. If your attitude instead is "let's make some money also fuck white people", you won't.

Ever since I gained a social life I have never been happier. Who cares about autists calling you a normalfag, I take that over constantly wanting to kill myself.

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>desktop
Hi capeshit spamming tourist! Why don't you watch actual film?

I hope you get /film/, so I don't have to see your incessant whining in every single thread.

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she looks amazing, WETA truely outdid themselves.

>Colombia
What?

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It does. Art is rough in the first book because it was the first comic Kishiro made and he was still learning things, but he becomes top tier as an illustrator as the manga goes on. The last book is also kind of fucked because Kishiro was either seriously ill or lost his family in a card crash or something along those lines (I don't remember what exactly but it was pretty serious) and he had to shit out some kind of an ending or there would never be an ending. He stopped making comics for years after that. But everything between those is great, and I even like the original ending, trippy as it is. It has a certain symmetry.

Just came back from the cinema. Never thought it would be so comfy. I liked it.

>meme image
>scared of /film/
Ever notice that only Yea Forums sensibility cross posters do this combination?

But... I fucking hated the tree ending. Please save us Cameron

It's gonna be a new movie-only ending, I'm 88% sure.

She looks like his kind(mexican) so it's cute to him as otherwise his women look like the thing from roma

shit, now i have to go see it

tree ending is too weird for western audience and not very Cameron-esque. Its also locks out a sequel. Won't happen.

>because Kishiro was either seriously ill or lost his family in a card crash or something along those lines (I don't remember what exactly but it was pretty serious)
Unless something changed, there wasn't details about it. They never gave details about his personal problems.

Sorry but Cameron loves trees. Just look at Avatar, 6 movies about some ugly shit aliens and their tree.

>disgusting
That's a strong word that just doesn't apply within reason. If you don't like it, just say that.

>christoph is visibly uncomfortable, but manages to play it off like a boss

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>scared of /film/
For someone who cannot read, your arrogance is palling. Thinking I'm scared at the thought of some worthless troglodyte like you leaving? Disgusting.

i love how shills are allowed to mindlessly lavish praise, but any criticism needs to be approved by congress.

Looks like the audience have themselves an underdog favorite!

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good edit

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I didn't say you aren't allowed to post your unreasonable nonsense.

Yeah I get that Verhoeven vibe a bit.

It's only made $56 globally. That's way short of the 400 trillion gigabux Alita needs to not be frogmarched out and shot in the morning.

I wonder how Will Grello would handle dismemberment

You people must be addicted to arguing.

She cute

youtube.com/watch?v=Yo2FVtQoHJ4

idk why but the visuals on her were at their peak in that fight. Maybe because there was sweat and grit and a lot of angry expressions but it looked fucking great.
tiny

They really knew what they were doing there, didn't they? So many good ''angles''.

it's Yea Forums you retard, no identity or downvote culture to be worried about.

>the cyborg getting pulled into the crusher
>his head just pops and its passed over instantly

I find your mental illness mildly entertaining.

I know you're the same retard who comes here everyday to complain about the exact same things and posts almost identical posts.

I see you're pretending you (three or four) shils don't jump all over anyone who posts anything other than mindless praise.

It's ok to have a disagreement on the movie but shit like this
is cancer.

Just wanted to add that this formula fits the classic "Hero's journey" setup. Second movie has Alita at her lowest point when she has literally become a slave to the enemy (she has "fallen"), and the third movie, "avenging", is the rise and triumph. I'm almost completely certain it's what will happen.

Bottle Angle Aweeta

I'm your mom.

rian johnson gtfo plz

There sequel's name has already been decided.

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+1

she looks different in some cases because they were experimenting and perfecting their work along the way
they was also some cost issues, they couldn't always afford to render the character in the best way possible
as Rodriguez said, every minute she's on screen is very expensive
Alita is a very expensive waifu and must be cherished
and she would probably look even better should there be a sequel

I though his body was going to jam it, saving his life/brain. I can't believe this shit is PG-13.

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This will definitely become reality during our lifetimes.
Only issue is going to be whether you're wealthy enough to buy a new expensive daughterwaifu for yourself when they're finally available in 30 years.

Cameron knows this is going to be a hit.

after this whole star wars debacle, this movie is cheering me up

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Oloto: Bottol Ongol

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What are the chances Alita is this year's Juumanji and good word of mouth will push it past $900,000,000?

I'm looking forward to death row prisoners competing on in arenas like the old days, death race and motor ball can't come soon enough

Alita trilogy get

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That's too ambitious but I'm confident it will reach half that which is already good enough, and the sequels will do better since people will be pre-hyped for them.

about zero. Its died in every market in the second week and it needs to make around twice what it has already to break even.

>star wars debacle
Checking scores really Battles your Angel.

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>not the updated 94% version
Here you go for next time.

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Don't forget Running Man. It's kind of weird we don't have a real life Running Man show already, with the reality TV craze.

Why are movie critics so unbelievably gay?

all I've ever really gotten from that is the idea that 15 times as many people cared enough about TLJ to rate it than people who cared enough to rate alita.

You are doing God's work user.

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It seems to be outpacing Ready Player One, and that one ended up making $500,000,000.

They are fucking sellouts.

In other news, water is wet.

>you will never have your own armorwife

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Our guy.

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Those big eyes were a great idea

i was the one who started this meme, and although i still very much like the title, i recognize that it is problematic

Alita already sounds like "lolita". "Bride" alludes to both sex and marriage. This conjunction results in an association with previous mentioned work, which in turn is associated with pedophilia. Bride also alludes to ownership, which does go well with the Tuned-arc, but probably wont be received as well due to present zeitgeist. Alita: Fallen Angel is the more logical choice from a marketing perspective.

Britain is insane so they've unironically made reality tv shows exactly like the fake nightmare shows Running Man showed off

>the 9th installment of the literal biggest movie franchise ever is more famous than a complete newcomer

Shocking discovery.

They were a ballsy move for sure, but man did it work perfectly.

>Kojima
Now I want an MGR styled Alita game.

fucking madman

One of the biggest movie franchises of all time, and one review bombed by culture warriors throwing a tantrum has more votes than an obscure action movie?

You don't say.

Not to mention that TLJ's marketing budget alone was bigger than Alita's combined budget.

>He has gone full waifumode on this one.
Top kek.
Can't wait to see if it ends up spawning some interesting content from him.
In his next game you can get Alita skin as an Easter egg.

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Jim telling them to make the eyes bigger after hearing the criticism from the first trailer was an absolutely smart move on him. Looking back at that one you can see the difference, albeit minimal, and the bigger eyes look better.

Alita's only been out for a week.

Fuck off you didn't start shit

Here's the 9th installment of probably the second largest film franchise (no one counts hulk), centered around complete newcomers.

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Same

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>Its died in every market in the second week
You are wrong.
France only decreased 8% second week
Germany lost only 11%
Australia lost 17%
UK surprising enough only lost 20% second week and 18% third week
Mexico actually gained 500% second week

>Mexico actually gained 500% second week
Based mexiweebs.

After Captain Marvel is released, we can add it into the collage.

It wasn't a smart move, it was the obvious move, as the entire purpose of it was to get around the uncanny valley by stylizing the characterization. The fact they tried at any point to make the character realistic was a total fucking amateur mistake.

Already got 100M in China.

>it didn't lose much in the DOA markets therefore you're wrong
also wasn't it released like in one theater in mexico the first week?

I've seen this a few times, where is the source? I think having each subtitle be Alita: ---- Angel is a bad idea.

I think it's the case of Fox dropping the ball on marketing. Mexicans love anime and they only realized that Alita existed after its OW.

>$700 mi n China and Japan alone

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You are correct they did not create that meme, though aktualy they did start some shit. They are one of the trolls shitposting in almost every Alita thread. So they got that going for them.

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Incel

based Mexican Intellectuals will save us

the source is a colorized manga panel with a wojack edit superimposed you fucking dipshit

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youtu.be/wVb3VqX6CiM?t=160

Alright you shillfags I finally saw it; it was better than expected, Alita is my daughteru etc etc.

So maybe I'm out of the loop, but how does this movie not get shilled to hell and back by the left/feminist media? Main character is an ultra relatable, strong young female that gets shit done and did not feel like a 'let's write a male character but give him a vagoo' type for one second.

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Wow you went to the archive and changed the code. Very tech savvy, user!

Can't wait to see the numbers.

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whara can i find a good full pic of this frame? i need a new wallpaper

Based soulless insects.

NEW

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>Main character is an ultra relatable, strong young female that gets shit done and did not feel like a 'let's write a male character but give him a vagoo' type for one second.
That is precisely why leftists/feminists hate it.

And they wonder why everything's getting brownwashed lately. Whites don't even seem to like themselves anymore.

Are you just moving the goal post now. You said "every market." Furthermore, France, Germany, Australia and the UK are all major markets.

Damn, Cameron, you're fucking this up man/

i also made

>'let's write a male character but give him a vagoo'
Male characters don't act like cute teenage girls, user.

What's the original file name?

based mexi-weebs

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based_cameron

I also said "died." So if its DOA it can't die again, now can it.

>did not feel like a 'let's write a male character but give him a vagoo' type for one second
You answered your own question

>America
>white

They want their queen Brie to represent women both for corporate cash (professional shills) and their version of ugly roastie strong wahman (NPC sjw).

Because Alita is a cute feminine woman who can kick ass but is still a flawed girl who's learning about the world and she doesn't hate or belittle men.
It's the polar opposite of what the SJW feminist crowd wants.
They want everything to be disgusting so men don't like it. Also they absolutely detest beautiful women.
Remember it wasn't the guys who got grid girls banned from F1. It was the feminists who were all for it.
Alita is basically their enemy.

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Okay, I believe you now. But I'll disagree with your point. I think it's more Panzer Bride doesn't really fit the part being adapted.

Thx user thats what I wanted. Well with the sequel presumably titled Fallen Angel, it sounds like a darker movie.

huh, I kind of feel dumb now for not realizing that myself

Funny that, most of the people I can think of who actually wanted to see this movie and liked it aren't white. Where the fuck are the white Americans who aren't boring retards?

>So maybe I'm out of the loop, but how does this movie not get shilled to hell and back by the left/feminist media?

It's literally because men like Alita and Alita likes men, and they think that by itself makes her a bad character. Like having the male audience hate your character is a goal in itself.

They think that the only correct way to write a female character is to write a total bitch who hates men, and who men hate. I don't know why, that seems absurd to me, but that's the mental picture they have. You can't be cute and girly and feminine and likable and sincere and genuinely fun, because you just can't. It's not allowed in their circles. You have to be a megabitch with a chip on her shoulder instead, who never smiles or says "thank you" and means it.

Alita is everything that proves their mindset wrong, and that's why they hate her.

Ready player one had a bigger domestic

I think the white americans who aren't boring retards (read: autistic retards) are the ones not watching this movie, because they don't want or need a brownwashed alita.

If they didn't watch it because the main girl isn't white, they're mentally ill. That's not a reason to not watch a movie, even if you like the source material. So the question just becomes: where the fuck are the white Americans who aren't mentally ill?

Because she acts feminine in the way femininity is supposed to be portrayed. That's a cardinal sin.

godfuckingdammit i want to see this movie in english goddammit

I don't agree that there's a "supposed to be" for such things, but you're right about that being why the leftist media isn't drowning it in their (paid-for) love.

>white
I mean Japanese, or whatever.

I'm getting low-key Aubrey Plaza vibes from this; maybe the only difference is that Aubrey plays up her weirdness while Rosa has it under control?

nope. hate is a way more powerfull motivator
people hated that pseudo-starwars bs
people like Alita

did japanese people liked it?

big eyes = more cute