HAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHA
I tried to get laid last night and a girl called me ugly, I've been lying in bed depressed all day

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8 years to go lads

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who here /volcel/?

9 here. W-we're gonna make it r-right?

sex is overrated and woman aren't interesting

I'm 5'8 with a 4.5 inch dick and balding
Won't live to 40 bros, I'd be suprised if I won't kill myself before 30

t. incel

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I'm 5'3, 300lbs, and have a 4 incher. I know your pain, user.

Trying is the first step towards failure

Not trying skips all the steps in between

I pounded this escort yesterday, cute blonde

I knew she was legit since her shit said no AA and cops wouldn't do that shit, anyway she invited me over back again free of charge

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Now this is where you dust yourself off and do it again. Saying Ugly, creep, etc is just a girl's defense mechanism. You gotta remember men don't have the luxury to cover your every insecurity or short coming with cismetics/clothing and even if you did it isn't socially acceptable. IG you don't wear shit loads of makeup, wear heels to cover your height (only the 70s), if you're balding extensions/weaves/hairpieces aren't the same magic as when a chick uses them, etc..I could continue but you get the point. Chicks can be vapid because they live in a very shallow constructed reality which is now fueled by the internet. You'd be surprised how plain or even ugly alot of chicks are without makeup and how insecure they are to go out without it

how big was her dick?

Ew how does it feel to fuck someone so used up

Probably be different than fuckin a bar sloot

Me

You got me there user

That's the majority of modern women nowadays, you probably save money with escorts in the long run

Are you retarded? Just go to the surgery my nigga. Take some hormones. Then became your own gf in just a few months niga. It's really not that hard. Yo are already acting like a grill anyway.. Why do you think that there is so much tranies here lately. Fuggin virgins...

Just world cope

How much?

t. bitchboy

No aa?

ask your dad lol

I'm making a surgery to implant a vagina on my inner left thigh so I can literally fuck myself whenever I want.

lol cope more incel

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That's the world of the man right there

my god, how is this even possible

get the first one out of the way, then it's easy

It's is. Just like a food. But that doesn't mean that you can survive without it. Sooner or later you will starve for your meal

Big time saver if you know you are going to fail before you attempt said venture.

>anyway she invited me over back again free of charge

This is the part that didn’t happen FYI

nobody has ever died from not having sex though
inb4 elliot rodger

nobody was born from not having sex either