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/trek/
Isaiah Gray
Thomas Taylor
Christopher Miller
These generals are grasping at straws.
Connor Young
A>CAPT’N! The reflux indicators are off the charts and the traction coils are all shot to hell and the transfusion receptors are acting up and the nacelle oscillators are all over the place and the metagenic bio-filters are all in pieces and the subspace inhibitor’s got sparks flying out of it and the transporter buffers are off line and the photon infuser is not responding and hull polarity is at 9% and the trilithium pods are unstable and the axionic transwarp carrier is down for the count and the magnesite-nitron grappler is about to blow and if we don’t get the electroplasmic buffers up and running, there’s no telling how long she’ll hold!
Dominic Butler
I love MB!
John Watson
no, you don't
John Morales
Healthy young user goes on/trek/, gets pumped with massive shot of shitty memes, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Sad, many such cases!
Noah Hill
No, I don't.
Jacob Foster
enough is enough
Evan Garcia
Sorry /trek/, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure,it’s not your fault
Jason Fisher
Ensign user. My readyroom, now.
Joshua Nelson
>Another tripfag
What has /trek/ done to deserve this?
Leo Wilson
Christopher Robinson
>Are we still on for hasperat tonight, Commander?
Bentley Evans
Wow, lyin' user really went wacko today. Made all sorts of crazy charges. Can't function under pressure - Sad!
Nathan Adams
Damn you STD. Your show is trash but Pike is cute.
Connor Cruz
>mfw, it's over anyway
>*sip*
Camden Wood
I love you
Kayden Gomez
I refuse to let /trek/ die!!!
Landon Taylor
There's a Tractor Supply at the mall now?
Jackson Torres
/trek/ is a failing general that has lost its way. Its circulation is way down w its influence at an all time low. Sad!
Benjamin Sanders
Now thats the spirit!
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Benjamin Nguyen
I love you too
Tyler Davis
>Well hellooo!
Dominic Stewart
says the guy that cant even keep a mall from turning into Niggertown
Brandon Reed
G E O R D I ' D
John Young
Who needs a mall if you can have a 27 Kanar?
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James Adams
B L I N D E D
Adam Russell
For me? It's the Excelsior class.
Luis Jones
Water.
Jackson Nguyen
Why couldn't we get an Excelsior show lads? Even though Takei is a raging lefty I would gladly take a Captain Sulu series over STD any day of the week.
Christopher Barnes
gay is to normal now. it has to be trans
Dominic Mitchell
I remember STD first being rumored to be a post-TUC show, monster maroons and all.
Austin Parker
What if John Harriman was born Jane Harriman, can we get an Enterprise B show?
James Brown
The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after Marc Alaimo has ascended to heaven.
Dylan Rodriguez
eat your swill, piggy
Colton Martinez
[ Popeye the sailor man ]
>He's jimmy, the two times guy
>He likes to chat & get high
>He's losing his job but somehow he'll get by
>He's Jimmy the two times guy
Robert Adams
No, I hate it, it is revolting.
Oliver Hughes
you'll do as bid
Elijah Morales
okay I had a rough weekend and I'm ready
for things to turn around and to meet a perfect star trek gf
Dylan Morgan
Reminder that "Prime" is not canon and you have all been rused.
Oliver Clark
Ok, guys, welcome, welcome, is nice having you all here. So...
>What type of bird gives the best head?
A swallow.
Thank you very much.
Sebastian Thompson
what happened?
Jaxson James
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS
Shitposting rates have been disappointingly low as of late. If the quota for 'hasperats' and 'promenades' are not met punitive measures will have to be taken, including an increase in ME shilling.
Nicholas Young
cardies nazi
bajor jews
settled
Camden Ward
Take up the Grey Man's burden--
Send forth the best ye breed--
Go bind your sons to exile
To serve your captives' need;
To wait in heavy harness,
On fluttered folk and wild--
Your new-caught, sullen peoples,
Half-devil and half-child.
Take up the Grey Man's burden--
In patience to abide,
To veil the threat of terror
And check the show of pride;
By open speech and simple,
An hundred times made plain
To seek another's profit,
And work another's gain.
Take up the Grey Man's burden--
The savage wars of peace--
Fill full the mouth of Famine
And bid the sickness cease;
And when your goal is nearest
The end for others sought,
Watch sloth and heathen Folly
Bring all your hopes to nought.
Take up the Grey Man's burden--
No tawdry rule of kings,
But toil of serf and sweeper--
The tale of common things.
The ports ye shall not enter,
The roads ye shall not tread,
Go mark them with your living,
And mark them with your dead.
Take up the Grey Man's burden--
And reap his old reward:
The blame of those ye better,
The hate of those ye guard--
The cry of hosts ye humour
(Ah, slowly!) toward the light:--
"Why brought he us from bondage,
Our loved Bajoran night?"
Take up the Grey Man's burden--
Ye dare not stoop to less--
Nor call too loud on Freedom
To cloke your weariness;
By all ye cry or whisper,
By all ye leave or do,
The silent, sullen peoples
Shall weigh your gods and you.
Take up the Grey Man's burden--
Have done with childish days--
The lightly proferred laurel,
The easy, ungrudged praise.
Comes now, to search your manhood
Through all the thankless years
Cold, edged with dear-bought wisdom,
The judgment of your peers!
Lincoln Morris
mmm... sliced "hasperat".
Austin James
bussy
Luis Walker
No.
>Cardassians
Nazi
>Bajoran
homosexuals
>Ferengi
Jews
There is no discussion about that.
Chase Campbell
ferengis can't be jews
Quark has a heart
it showed in the WMD deal he pulled out of
Thomas Lewis
ATTENTION /TREK/
that will be all
Nolan Bennett
but Bajorans already have the persecution complex and think of themselves as divine people because of the wormhole aliens. If anything the Ferengi are space gypsies
Kevin Clark
I didn't meet a perfect star trek gf
William Clark
Jackson Anderson
Any good Star Trek action figures?
Jaxon Diaz
le star trek gf xDD
Oliver Torres
The Ro Laren one is pretty rad!
Aaron Jones
No.
>Playmates - wide variety of characters, but look like shit and have shit accessories
>Art Asylum/Diamond Select - look more like the characters (some are weird though) but very stiff plastic that doesn't pose worth a damn
Brayden King
also why did Playmates make phasers, tricorders etc. in purple or orange or other crazy colors? Why not just mold them in gray?
Caleb Evans
I wouldn't mind staying behind on the planet and be a loving husband to Anna, if you catch my drift
Aiden Lewis
Why do you have a ghost toy and why are you so weird?
Chase Reyes
starting my 3rd rewatch of TNG instead of moving on and watch any of the other shows
Michael Reed
Based as fuck.
Landon Barnes
The tripfag can't even focus a static motive, what do you expect?
Tyler Sanders
>tfw motives are dynamic
Christopher Hall
>tfw your inanimate object starts moving
Nolan Roberts
That's neat. I, too, like tracking back old material of former /trek/ actors as well. Here's one of Melanie Smith, aka Ziyal.
Zyal diguised herself as a human and seduced this incel in a hottub at 8:53?
Jordan Allen
The last number of your post determines the amount of lights you see. Those who get the right amount get released back to the Federation under the accords of the Treaty of Algeron. Dubs gets the remote control.
John Smith
Never commit to crazy user
Brandon Butler
guess i'll roll
Juan Powell
last time i replied to this pasta i got a 7.
Was kinda disturbing.
Jace Wright
fuck the federation
Jaxson Stewart
Juan Cruz
give me 4 or give me death
Joshua Smith
How many lights?
Caleb Peterson
There are no lights!
Noah Gonzalez
4
Julian Allen
There are two lights.
Jack Roberts
I see dubs
Brandon Sanchez
Picard, when the lights were four.
Carson Ward
you're the least competent poster in /trek/ history
James Gonzalez
>There... Are... Four... Lights!
Nolan Sanchez
who am I?
Jacob Anderson
I see two bums.
Nathan Myers
I see one little light.
Andrew Young
awfully nice
Dylan Wright
based post-atomic horror sniffer
Isaiah Reyes
you know. thats all that matters.
Landon Perez
I'd give Dr. Crusher's post-atomic horror a sniff, if you know what I mean
Samuel Thomas
>that 'the camera is pointed right at my vagina' face
Cameron Williams
Its rare blacks sport such beauty, pretty sure shes mixed and prolly got most of it from whites but shes doing good so far, at least she can act decent too. The fucking queers are what bother me the most about the show.
Lincoln Ross
What Brapisode is this?
Luis Wood
>*sniff*
Jaxson Allen
they need to turn that mall into a paintball park.
Jaxon Young
there are no lights
Adrian Richardson
I still have a lot of my old playmates figures
Jaxon Adams
Kids didn't care about show-accurate colors, only adult collectors.
Jayden Barnes
pretty much all toys came with neon colored accessories though, like GI Joes. there was probably some "maybe we shouldn't have gun-colored guns" justification for it.
Lincoln Brown
The playmates figures typically had a bunch of accessories in some color but starfleet phasers were always silver
Gabriel Ramirez
My 1992 Worf has a red phaser and a red bat'leth.
Nathaniel Foster
Whats for dinner tonight, lads?
Levi Cook
can't be cake since you ate it all fatty
Carson Myers
being stationed near a holodeck would be the weirdest job. You'ld just constantly see people walking by in random costumes and then you'ld have to guess what kind of program they were getting up to.
Daniel Rogers
oh right, the weird ones that had a short tongue-looking phaser beam
>Klingon battle blade
looks like a mek'leth to the left of the phaser on the DS9 one
Jose Martin
Hasperat.
Dylan Price
AHHHHHHH THE CAPTAINS ARE ON THE WRONG SHIPS
Have Pike make Orville into perfection while Seth McShartlane gets exiled to the purgatory of STD.
Michael Young
>tfw you were born too late for post-atomic horror sniffing but too soon fo the full holodeck experience
Carson Gomez
fresh milk
Xavier Powell
Born just in time to climb rocks
Cameron Ortiz
Ferengi are space Persians, or space Indians.
Jonathan Bell
/trek/ really needs to be banned
Brandon Cox
Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.
Evan Bennett
You have great potential! But I can't pay you anything.
Kevin Walker
your shitpost is ineffectual, because I rarely post dubsminion
Angel Butler
It has been a long time I watched TNG, this image looks horribly dated. It quite looks like a VHS rip (this could be a PAL screenshot).
Jayden Sanchez
please. let's not talk money so soon.
Thomas Harris
What about his daughter
Aiden Peterson
dat doll
Grayson Wood
do you think the jem'hadar have dicks or would the founders have genetically engineered them away
Nolan Wilson
I was born too soon to enjoy the aesthetic of when it aired.
Gavin Bailey
they're a ken doll down there
Jaxon Sullivan
>ah, the deadly stone of Gol
Eli Carter
For me it's the D7.
Ayden Martinez
Here's your Andorian gf, bro...
Joshua Flores
can't you all see this man already won
Cooper White
How? There are four lights?
Jace Nguyen
Nice, but honestly I'm more of a K't'inga kind of guy.
David Morgan
Checked.
Andrew Miller
>this is a D7 in STD
wdtmbt?
Ian Jones
Holy shit what a cutie
Of course there is a tribute video
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Michael Lewis
>Bev and Troi there
>Troi's feet
>the sex scene
>Ferengi implying the size of their penis
Did Gene ghostwrite that episode?
Elijah Watson
Upon his death Gene switched bodies with Rick Berman at the last possible moment like in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
Tyler Brooks
It's the same ship, just a few more bells and whistles.
What about the most notorious and Alpha Quadrant as Fuck ship the K'Vort Class? aka the Bird of Prey? Starfleet used to training sessions just to fight this ship alone.
Jordan Hernandez
>Alpha Quadrant as Fuck
isn't the klingon empire in the beta quadrant?
Jaxson Torres
Lucas Adams
>warp engines sitting directly on the hull instead of integrated into the wings.
why did they fuck up the design so obviously?
Tyler Ross
I'm not sure if I'll ever meet a perfect star trek gf but I don't have anything better to do than wait and remember to be here now
whatever happens, happens
David Lee
Fun fact, catinga [kah-TCHEEN-guh] (in Portuguese, k is not pronounced kay, but kah) is a horrible smell.
en.wiktionary.org
Jacob Rodriguez
To enable atmospheric flight.
Wyatt Young
For me, it's the Prometheus
Asher Bennett
no, i'm saying they should have integrated the warp nacelles into the wings instead of sitting them on top of the hull to fry everyone with radiation, which isn't even supposed to be a thing. They'ld look cool as fuck with glowing cutouts for the "feathers" as well as being consistent with visual canon.
Hunter Fisher
Why Kellog doesn't put papercraft in the back of the boxes anymore?
This should be there, dammit.
Noah Martin
>glowing cutouts for the "feathers"
Not bad
Carson King
>not even renaming the file
also they just invented the D7 a couple weeks ago. although Klingon doesn't have a word for "D" and I didn't hear the word for "seven" in the dialogue.
Hudson Green
I love you
Zachary Myers
Joshua Hall
That's why almost almost all Klingon ships have the same basic design of pelican or swan body. A bird with a long neck. Instead of the warp nacells being separate from the ship the ship is separate from the warp nacells. Everyone lives and commands on the head while going back to engineering for repairs and cargo.
These ships were not designed for comfort and have limited space. It's designed to withstand damage and for war only.
David Anderson
Benjamin Anderson
those gay ass whales should have been mutated all to fuck in The Voyage Home, then, and Scotty with them since he spent the entire time back there when he was on the ship.
Isaac Ward
"MeloooooTaaaaaaa"
Benjamin Jones
Maylota*
Asher Davis
>>not even renaming the file
Eaglemoss calls it "Sech class cruiser", which means the producers do as well, but it's referred to in the script as a "D7 class battlecruiser".
Eli Nelson
"yIjah, Qey' 'oH"
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Long live the /trek/ empire, fren.
Nathan Davis
>Ba'ul act to preserve their species from extermination from predators
>somehow they're the bad guys
Jason Martin
It's a great metaphor for INSERT POLITICAL VALIDATION HERE
Ryder Nelson
>but it's referred to in the script as a "D7 class battlecruiser"
because they're legally allowed to -say- "D7 Class Battlecruiser", but they're not allowed to actually show it
Caleb Cook
how you find out if you have goll stones?
Easton Lopez
The pancake ship that separates into three slabs of useless garbage.
Zachary Garcia
Cameron Barnes
They should've called him Growl'ron because he was always growling.
Henry James
Why does Data say that time travel is impossible despite the Federation having a temporal investigations bureau?
Aaron Morgan
;)
Angel Robinson
If the Trill are so special why don't they figure out a way to live after having the slug removed?
And while we're on the topic, why put one of those fucking things in you in the first place?
The Trill come across as some new age types who haven't the foggiest what they're doing. Like you're just being manipulated by this group of slugs who somehow can interact with your central nervous system.
Brandon Morris
Data is a glow in the dark nigger and he is against disclosure.
Jose Sullivan
Would you buy a star trek doll?
Camden Morales
im poor, so no. But i would preffer to buy a tunic and hire a nice art hoe escort and fuck her brains out for a few hours.
But im not going to do it cos, again, im poor.
David Moore
That's not a doll that's a virginity certificate of deposit.
Tyler Campbell
Which kind of tunic?
Jack Ortiz
Depending on the skin, hair and eye color of the hoe.
But it would be TOS dress. No faggy jj or TNG stuff.
Jordan Sullivan
HORNY AND LOOONELYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Zachary Sullivan
>>/pol/204299036
Interesting
Elijah Nelson
>Nyberr
Raimi just can't leave well enough alone.
Logan Parker
Instead of paying to rail random sluts you force to wear costumes why don't you try finding one person who will love you for who you are and who also loves Star Trek?
Hunter Bennett
Yeah, but that shit could take years. And i wanna do it now.
Jaxson Reed
Everyone gets litigious around big properties. MGM sent a threatening letter to DS9 after Our Man Bashir (they did the same thing to Warner Bros. over Austin Powers less than two years later). And of course, TNG once forgot to pay the Doyle estate for Sherlock Holmes even though Nicholas Meyer was literally an authorized Holmes EU writer.
Jeremiah Bailey
The Red Angel is just Daniels fucking around isn't it?
Luis Martin
It's Michael from the future.
Leo King
That's boring and unsurprising enough to be true.
William Thompson
the fuck is that? cant find the post.
Lincoln Bell
It'll never happen if you spend the money you don't have on plowing street meat instead of looking for true love
Christian Anderson
>Modern /trek/ only referencing TOS and ENT
checks out
Michael Price
Friendly reminder that Data is a computer, nothing more. No divine spark, no empathy, no consciousness. Just wires and microchips, nuts and bolts.
Easton Ortiz
Is Sylvia that cat or does she just control it?
Joseph Nelson
I love VF!
Nathan Robinson
The entity that spams this assumes he is of free will.
Blake Williams
88
Joshua Anderson
Based.
Thomas Parker
confess
Oliver Hill
>The reason for this is the Orville.
>It humiliated and helped scorch earth kill CBS's planned SJW themed Star Trek reboot.
>CBS basically could have sued Fox over Orville being an outright Star Trek rip-off, all in the name of killing the show even if Seth and Fox have a real good chance of beating said lawsuit.
>The "compromise" was that CBS was made to back down, but Seth had to bend the knee towards the SJW death kult and spread their anti-life. If he doesn't, CBS will be allowed to sue Seth and Fox in order to kill the Orville and blackball Seth for the sin of killing SJW Star Trek.
Ian Evans
I wish they prooved Data was fake in a realistic way.
It would be funny.
Jayden Parker
I have equally impersonated and accused others of being Nine Years for the past three.
Gabriel Ramirez
>No divine spark,
Can you prove you have one?
>no empathy,
Are Klingons, Borg, and the Dominion alive then?
>no consciousness.
Are the Q alive then?
>Just wires and microchips, nuts and bolts.
Just synapses, nerve tracts, cells, bones, blood, and muscle fibers.
Come back when you have proven you are above an organic machine.
Chase Foster
David Perry
>If the Trill are so special why don't they figure out a way to live after having the slug removed?
You can live without it but it's like going blind to them and waking up with amnesia. They become codependent on the slug.
>And while we're on the topic, why put one of those fucking things in you in the first place?
It's a form of enlightenment because you wake up a new person with all the memories, experiences, qualities, and skills of the previous host. Imagine waking up with the skills of Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Prince, Jimi Hendrix, Tesla, and Buddah all at once? The part that sux is trying to sort them all out and making them "get along."
Not all Trill can do this and supposedly only a few can who have to be trained from young and up just for this procedure.
Parker Green
This isn't law school, son, and nobody's impressed with your reddit spaced entry level pilpul either.
Eli Hernandez
>I did enjoy playing Ro Laren very much. I think she's a fascinating character. I haven't thought about it much because it was so long ago, and the truth of the matter is, I really only did about nine episodes. It's always a little amazing to me that she left such an impression, and I think that's because the writers wrote somebody who was very interesting and complex. Yes, I do think Picard was a father figure to her, and I think that as a young girl who had no family, there was this wonderful nurturing place that she found herself in that was able to provide that sense of family for her. I think that Picard absolutely was someone who was able to give her guidance that she'd never really had.
So she has become an action figure now. What do you think? Weird or funny or honored?
>(laughing) Yes, I suppose, honored. I have two now - they turned Cain into an action figure [too]. I guess it's good! It's... I don't know how I feel about it, really. It is a little weird, but it's great, too. It's very sweet. I'm flattered. I've heard a lot of people say that Ensign Ro gave them a bit of strength, and gave them a bit of guidance in their own lives. I'm not certain, that definitely has nothing to do with me, that has to do with the story and the writing, but I think that's wonderful when the work that you do or the work that you're part of has a deeper meaning, and actually touches people in an emotional way, in a deep way. That's really wonderful. So if children are playing with the little Ensign Ro character, I hope it's good and not odd. They're not pulling her head off or anything. (laughs) You know how children do, they pull off body's head, they cut the hair, so I just hope that she's off doing heroic things, not...
It's not just children playing with it. Most of the collectors are a bit more grown up now, So not all are children...
>(laughing) Maybe I don't know who's playing with those things.
Anthony Fisher
We've drifted apart and I no longer know what to make of you, but for what it's worth I still think you're a waiter
Aiden Rogers
The only good Cardie is a dead Cardie
Zachary Garcia
What are your future plans? Anything coming up?
>Right now, I don't know. I'm sitting here in Germany and I've got so many things, both personal and professional, that are sort of up in the air. I have no idea where I'm going to be or what country I'm going to be in. (both laughing) Even next week! It's a little frustrated for someone like me who needs to have things planned out, but it's also very exciting because there's a lot of opportunity there right now in many different areas of my life. I'm hoping... I've been speaking to someone about doing a play in London, so I'm really hoping to do something like that. I'm always looking to widen my horizons and to do something I haven't done before, so my next challenge, my next goal is to get my feet on that West End stage.
Nicholas Mitchell
>I really am very grateful for all you've done, Quark. That is why I'm going to let you take your hand off my thigh, instead of shattering every bone in your body.
Brayden Wood
After al lthe shilling about STD last episode and how it was "good". I had to watch it. And this is my critic about it.
It was good in deed, interesting, it felt at least in a script way, as star trek. I still hate how the negro directing is always moving the camera just to add some dinamism to the scene, but is retarded, he need to learn to chill the fuck out and enjoy. Camera is always moving and is stressing.
The production was good, the world building was good.
Now... why the episode was good?
Simple.
>Tilly was in camera only a few seconds and with a purpouse.
>Micheal was also for short moment in camera and just doing what the script needed.
>the episode had almost 0 filler.
>Gay doctors, again, only in camera to explain that the dead doctor is alive, but not the same body, nothing else. Even the short (perfectly short) rememberance of the accident hiking had it purpouse.
So, there you have. In the moment when writers stop doing the stupid shitty mary sue strong wymyn shit and filler gayness stop. The show is good.
If they manage to do this for the next episode, i would give next season a chance.
Also [Spoiler]dukat did nothing wrong[/spoiler]
Julian Sanders
>And he wrote a check!
Landon Hernandez
let's just talk about star trek, shaka brah