Anyone else hyped for the 6th annual OCATC Oscar Special? Less than 6 hours to go, hoping to see one of the Hobbit movies swoop in and steal Best Picture from Black Panther
6th annual "On Cinema" Oscar Special
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I cannot follow the hashtags
why so difficult
I haven't been paying attention to any of their marketing leading up to the special, what is going on with this years?
the live Oh God retrospective was essential for film fans
>Oscar Awards is in such danger of not making enough ratings to keep advertisers that they're streaming it live on fucking Netflix and Youtube just in hopes that somebody will watch it
Mark is alive ... but he's on the run from cops in London
>Tim Heidecker in 2019
How the fuck does he not have at least brain damage from that diving suit fiasco last year?
it wasn't doc san who helped
it wasn't the rat who helped
You are forgotten...
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Hey Guys!
Gregg Turkington Movie Ratings Supercut - On Cinema at the Cinema
Movies expert Gregg Turkington (master code-breaker Jonathan Kington from Decker vs Dracula) rates the films reviewed over all ten seasons of On Cinema at the Cinema. Hosted by Tim Heidecker.
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No. This joke has been stale for years now. Time to make a new joke Tim and Gregg
Why is Gregg so based?
>Why is Gregg so based?
He's the new sincerity
He's #1 movie expert and movie fan
He preserves film
etc
etc
>zoomer humor
not even once
>not even once
why so furious?
reminder that Hobbit 2 will be announced tonight
VIVA EL OSCAR
this thread needs more music
I dont understand what this is or how its supposed to be entertaining. Its like an ironic Ted Talk but for retards
>aaand heres ACTOR in MOVIE
>audience claps and cheers
>but lets not forget MOVE with AAAACTOR
>raucus applause from audience
anyone going to alamo?
Tim and Gregg only do one joke
>haha what if we did something bad on purpose lmao
Its funny because haha its so boring
I started watching T&E in 2010 and have seen all of On Cinema until season 8. I haven't watched anything from Tim since he sabotaged a funnier comedian's career.
Sorry, Gregg.
This is pretty good, funky
It's a good homage to the original
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better listen to the cover before copyright cop Tim takes back his intellectual property
Here is the official Gregg seal, no joke
I wish it was Craig and Eric...
Or just Craig.
EXCLUSIVE MOVIE BUFF PHOTO
what are you guys eating for the big show? for me it's the Bologna sub with truffle sauce
FUCK GOD
Maybe some popcorn. Was looking for bubbly today but no dice
hey guys!
who has the count down timer running?
Is Alamo doing something for the special?
>Is Alamo doing something for the special?
hosting a live viewing party
I hope they recognize Mark in their 2018 Memoriam montage
>I hope they recognize Mark in their 2018 Memoriam montage
Mark is alive
VFA on life support
Only movie buffs pic related
Thanks for saving this and preserving movie history.
LINE UP THE BAGS BOYS
no
tim heidecker is faggot
Yes. Thank god there's a thread (tho I was surprised there was T B H).
Maximum vape Tim was the best
I was watching some Eric Andre skit from the second season and whoever does the hairs of adult swim people is also a top tier comedian.
Just look at those haircuts, they're all just slightly inapropriate and yet just consider how much they add to the whole aura
the TRUEST ANT-MAN ACTOR
man if tim didnt have such a stupid face hed be half as funny
cuck heicuckold sucks
Sam Hyde is done, deal with it
he TOTALLY looks like Hitler in the next to last pic
How will Tim and Gregg each react to Black Panther winning Best Picture?
Tim- BULLSHIT LIBERAL POLICIES
Gregg- I was expecting Hobbit 4
It may actually be time for Gregg to move past the Hobbit schtick
Reminder that Rafael Torres will be the host.
Who the fuck is Rafael Torres?
THEE Rafael Torres?
I don't know, but the Delgados decided to boot Gregg from the host spot and throw him in.
Delgados are trying to slide this thread hard
Tim will take it over?
Timheads unable to cope wth #ourboy #Raffy
Gregg is not the host
Gregg is the expert guest
Farewelll TOM CRUISEEEEEE I miss you son you ain't comin ba-aaaaaaack
will there be a sticky and live streaming?
RIP Tom Cruise Heidecker Jr, goodnight sweet prince
Sticky, I doubt it. I'm down for a live discussion thread though
>Sticky, I doubt it. I'm down for a live discussion thread though
keep posting fan art and fan favourite moments
wtf was his problem?
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what's your fav Dekkar joint?
hit song from the Web Series "Decker: Port of Call Hawaii
lyrics
Well I'm looking at the World now
and it's going insane
Thinking 'bout checking out
Can't do it again
but I know just who I am
how strong I can be
and i know i'm the only one
who can help us be free
ah na na na na na
This country's yours and mine
Its the home of brave and free
it's the place for you and me
ah na na na na na
It's Only a Matter of Time
'till we get things back on track
Our Values are under attack
And the bad guys get the benefits
rest of us pay their way
patriots are under attack
just for having their say
well i'm riding down freedom road
agents on my tail
you wave a flag on christmas day
they'll throw you in jail!
ah na na na na na
This country's yours and mine
Its the home of brave and free
it's the place for you and me
ah na na na na na
It's Only a Matter of Time
'till we get things back on track
Our Values are under attack
(Rap)
Don't matter if you're black or white
credits
released March 11, 2015
co-written by Gregg Turkington
gotta be Mad Max, giving all the ladies heart attacks
Where is it being streamed? I have a hell of a time trying to keep up with this shit.
>"and the Oscar goes to.."
>clears throat
>rips file
>opens it
>"THE AMAZING RALPH! WEEEEE"
>stagedives into Merryl Streep, braking her glasses and jawbone while audience is silent with awkwardness and surprise
Adult swim
Will Mark make a return this year?
Hopefully we get some clarification on the whole Sherlock Gnomes fiasco
thx bud.
here's some music from Tim and Gregg
song is so good
Nothing will top both of them corpsing at the mere sight of that stupid dwarf from the hobbit
So does this start in an hour? And it's only on adultswim? I wonder if they'll upload it on youtube after, not sure if I can watch it
Yup, starts in one hour. I don't know if it will be live streamed on their YT Channel, but wouldn't be surprised as they have all of the old ones on there.
>That part at 2:30 where the Jaws alien music keeps cutting Tim off
My sides never hurt so bad in my entire life
please tell me when this happens, what special or which episode, can't remember it
>a funnier comedian's
Hyde was never funny, he just pandered to obese retards like you.
Is roughly when the editors start hammering Tim with endless hobbit pictures
ITS ALMOST TIME
some 5 bag fashion on the red carpet
30 minutes until Oscar
*oscer
who will Oscar chose to dance with tonight?
>I dont understand what this is or how its supposed to be entertaining
Then why are you posting here? Hoping to convince anyone?
when you've got films like tom cruise in them you can't lose
During a natural disaster (a storm I think) they released a limited edition on-cinema if you donated and sent proof. Anybody got it?
limited edition what?
>Delgado Media Holdings
kek
here's hoping for a DKR musical segment
Daily reminder that Tim paid 14 thousand dollars for a cameo in fantastic 4.
hope Tim is actually there and it's just a bit
thanks for the link
Is "Rosetti the Rat" still orchestrating these Delgado schemes?
Google the China connection.
WHALE MAN WILL BE A HIT
Gregg will host this, right?
Is it just me, or is the quality/resolution of this ad purposefully lo-res?
No, the Delgado's (Delgado Media Holdings) have decided to replace him with Rafael Torres (see ).
What's the link to the 6th annual
On Cinema at the Cinema Oscars Special?
nvm im retarded. it's HD now. just had to let it buffer
FAKEHOST
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Incorrect.
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oh no nonono
manchurian candidate host
fake host
alert Gregg for his safety
oh god he's actually a real person lmfaooooooooo
Tim Burton is probably surrounded by a lot of yes men and doesn't realize how much #moviebuff advice he's losing.
Any director should listen to a man whose love for cinema got him in the fucking guinness records.
This music in the stream right now is literally out of Sonic.
almost as good as Dekkar
it was nice knowing you all
30 SECONDS
ITS TIME FOR OSCAR
how the fuck is tim still a free man?
#DelgadoDisaster
RIP
WHO THE FUCK IS RAFAEL TORRES LMAO
F
Wouldn't have happened if the demonrats had approved the wall.
Gregg's dream has finally been realized!
can't wait for Tim to crash this
#notmyhost
What the fuck is he wearing?
holy shit TWO finale attractions Gregg is on a fucking KILLING SPREE
A Gandalf robe. And A Star is Born is truly the magic Gregg believes in, so keep an eye out for that.
He's in the chat.
I don't remember Gandalf the Black
I wonder what they told him? Did they set him up for a comedy thing or is this like an Eric Andre bit where they hired some random guy and told him as little as possible?
when is tim gonna hijack the stream
FRICTION
American Highschool Graduation Robe
or Judges Robe if you prefer
>cutting off Gregg
Ouch
I said I dont understand something, how is that a persuasive argument?
But sorry for triggering you. Keep riding whatever kind of one trick pony their "jokes are"
>hey....lol.....this guy was in A MOVIE
>OMG LOL WHAT THE FUCK IM IN MY THIRTIES THIS IS HILARIOUS
i kinda hate rafael, wheres tim? where's axiom? where's manuel? where's joe estevez? where's mark? where's manuel?
How did they get Mr. Robot to host their shitty webshow?
I think it will've been the latter. He seems genuinely perturbed by Gregg's interruptions.
This is already so funny, by the way.
VIVA EL OSCER
Based Joe is CONFIRMED
Tim better show up drunk off his ass on organic champagne
>wheres tim?
lying in a puddle of his own vomit, probably. #gregg #head
I'm calling it now. Tim isn't going to be there this year.
So now you're hoping to derail the conversation into shitflinging. Great.
Don't reply to Delgado Media Holdings shills
Raffy is the better film buff.
Just ignore, user.
this is what the greggheads wanted
>goes on for 40 minutes
>three people in an audience made entirely of their fans midly chuckle
Ok, this is epic
Get Rafael out of here
That was just champagne. He lied to us.
>Bobby Peru w/ a date a third of his age
BOBBY GONNA JUMP ALL AROUND DAT HOLE LATER
kramerheads get in here
I see you're not familiar with Gregg's work.
Is Gregg going to go on a powertrip like Tim?
Have they added some sort of audio wind noise? Hahah
So glad we get a Tim free show, just pure cinema
Why? Why? WHY? WHY!?
Gregg is off the rails he needs to be put in check
"OSCAR" is a Hologram
Raffy is CGI
I want to hear 'Oscar Fever' goddammit.
Yeah where the fuck is Mark with his impressions? Literally the only reason why anyone watches this bullshit.
I'm now I converted Rafaelhead. Gregg is showing some true colors tonight, I guess never met your heros guys.
Its something that someone who is playing the straight man wouldnt wear normally because they are supposed to be taken seriously. The joke is that he's wearing something weird. But thats not actually the joke. The REAL joke is that if youre laughing at the first fake joke you dont get the second meta joke. Its fifty layers of irony and none of them work.
MARK LIVES
Oh course it's fucking Mark
wew
nevermind.
My sides
Damn the Thains are pretty good actually
LOGICALLY
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GREGG
I find your petty anger and personal feelings about this hilarious.
so how many awards is the Hobbit nominated for?
>*hits pipe*
Mark holds the mastersword
meanwhile Raffy can't triforce
"The Living Oscar"
Jesus....
Holy shit
Glad I wasn't the only one who thought this
I'm having an asthma attack.
This hobbit music is pretty banging tbf
Lads, did you take your Rio Jenesis today? I just ran out.
When was this
I love these two corpsing, damn
Just ate some fluff from my underbelly
>Don't reply to Delgado Media Holdings shills
"The Living Oscar" on life-support is genuinely one of the funniest things they've ever done in OC.
Just chillin with a jar of mayo and a spoon. It's cheap and delicious.
How much can I get for my Little Mermaid VHS?
The trivia's proving challenging this year
Will they finally make more than a couples of trivias this year
I'll trade you for Christmas Vacation 2.
Just drinkan some water and toast.
fffffffffuggg I forgot I have popcorn too. microwaveable kind. damn, but then my fingers will get all oily and then I can't type
Yeah, I just took my dose of the Germ Assassin 2X.
How long until Tim storms the set
That Tyler Perry being 7 ranked smartest person is bullshit.
I thought Marty made home in Duluth
cheddar sunchips, a block of cheese, and a large bottle of bottomshelf vodka
Kilcar
lmao
Just cope.
When is Ayaka coming back?
They went there
catering standing by
He didnt see the trial.
She already remarried and moved on with her life, Tim,
Tim's about to arrive. They logically have to put him in before the 'Steve Carrell interview'.
*ahem*
FUCK Gregg, FUCK Raffy and FUCK GOD
Here's the big interview
where's martin sheen
I KNEW IT.
here's Tim
TIM ON SET
hot mic
Is that' tim's voice?
Uh oh...
How the fuck Gregg affords to have triplicates of vhs tapes in 3 locations?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHA
#HAPPENING
TIM IS BACK
A TIM HEIDECKER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
HE'S HERE
That fucker is here!! Get him the fuck out of there.
*glass breaks
Who's Gregg calling!?!
that fucking goatee, jesus dick
whaleman 2020
daffy raffy
delgado's disgraced
OHHH JEEESSSHUUSS
He's looking old
HE'S BACK
Raffy got peppered
Daddy's home
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE KRAMER HEADS?
kino
someone help mark
The state of the Oscars.
this is his true purpose in life
Who is this guy? He's just itching to shoot someone.
Pretty good music semi-unironically.
Nooooo it was suposed to be Greggs year
is this guy from his old biker crew? I thought he stopped hangin around that crowd
whats in the backpack Yea Forums?
>Blacks win because they are black
Tim had something in his backpack and is a documented psychopath. That guard was playing it smart by being at the ready.
I think the real tragedy is that Lanoi was Decker's oldest and closest friend but Decker had to kill him. Did anyone else pick up on this?
The trivia this year has been fucking great
Greggs is also a Hollywood blinds head
the fucking rock question again
SHUT UP NIG
Is Tim Allen our guy?
>White Guy doesnt even get to say a single world
IMAGINE
So... this is the power of Crystal Head Vodka...
Man Tim looks like SHIT
SECURITY GUARD = INSIDE JOB
>SECURITY GUARD = INSIDE JOB
Its that star wars grill
Shit is going down.
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE GREGGS SHOW.
WHAT IS THIS ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE BASED TRASH.
she's uggo but that fucking body
Tim's been watching some Pastor Anderson
Gregg looks so fucking sad
Gregg's so fucking sad lads
Cannot be stopped
>Whaleman or Whalemania 2020
What is this in reference to?
>gregg
always thought of him as neil
magine being Dan Aykroyd in that scene and aihaving to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of SNL groupies and hot ghosts and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Canada. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future Crystal Skull vodka entrepeneur career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
top secret information
message provide via tim
gregg is the judge and he is the buff
intel is on the thumbdrive
project zero hour
>the flask on the backpack
This is just like the hit tv series DECKER
Holy fuck Tim is absolutely belligerent
Someone email the Delgados. He must be stopped.
is that you, Q?
>QAnon reference
oh GOD
>Our Values
>are under attack
zero hour
emergency mission
special report
q
our values news
>
>Golden "Globes"
Speilberg has the launch codes
>Tim doing his Alex Jones bit
It's not as well executed as usual.
What did POL do to Tim?
Trump confirmed for Constantinople
hahahahahhahaha
It's the Owen Benjamin lower production values bit
>this qanon type of video is what the cockbites here actually believe
Oh lol
Sam Hyde actually
>this is what QAnon fags actually believe
Tim wants to reclame Constantinople!
nigga wat
don't repeat yourselves, discord trannies
LOL @ Hyde doing anything to Tim.
What are the odds The Hobbit wins this year?
>there's someone in this thread who unironically believes in QAnon
Q namedropped lmao
Jews control America. Liberal Tim is mad about the hard truth.
Keep looking for those trannies, gayboy. You'll find them one day.
Fucking newfag
Tim strongly implied that this was part of Q's plan
This is 10x less the amount of popcorn classics I was expecting at the Oscar special. Way to ruin it Tim.
game thread 2 lads
t. discord trannies
Jews like the Kushners, yeah.
>their YT Channel
what is it? I've found some stuff posted by others there, but not their actual channel.
And Anderson Cooper, Rachel Maddow, John Berman, et al.
IMAGINEPOST died already or were having a surge of redditors?
Does Steven Spielberg hold the same values I wish upon myself? Does the mind of this grinning, bespectacled, baseball-capped man entirely reflect this culture?
This Living Oscar shit is killing me
Oh my god Mark...
oh its under the Adult Swim channel. i think the first 2 seasons are under something else. here's everything in chronological order
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Friendly reminder that TIM SHOULD BE IN JAIL
Fuck off Delgado shill
next thread
markives
marchives
I don't see it.
Ive never even seen this shit before this thread and just commented on gay it is, and you tards got upset enough to circle the wagons. Just admit it sucks.
The last Tim and Eric shit I saw was that Tim Goes to the Mayor garbage. Glad to see he's grown so much
>pls gib attention
Here's another (You)
Thx. Ive made quite a few ppl really think about how and why they would watch this garbage. Glad to influence one more before the 404