Pop a cold one and get ready to watch the finale with the bros
True Detective S3 General; memory is a flat circle edition
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Got them beers so we can watch this final ride together, partners
I know its gona be good, but much better with you bros
shits in like 7 hours dude
Chances of a cliffhanger or Rust/Marty appearance?
if Rust or Marty show up I'll gape my own anus and post pics here
I would love it, I miss them :(
when does it start?
youtube.com
Let's go boys.
REGGIE LA DOO
>That autistic lay out symmetry
Rust and Marty are in the black sedan. Source: HBO.
Is there going to be a stream?
I don't have HBO, so I've been watching the episodes on Monday after torretning them, but I'd prefer to watch the last episode live.
bumping for interest. Also, how many bongs until airtime?
Its so the cool air circulate around the cans and cool it faster, brainlet
LADOUX DID DIS!
youtube.com
background music is kino
>Won't be able to watch this until tomorrow night.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Enjoy the show lads. I hope Pizza sticks the landing.
>two 85 year old fucks, one with dementia, solve a 45 year old mystery
Pizza and Gooky really went too far with the timelines
Oh come on, they're 70 and the mystery is only 35 years old
I actually found the background music to be quite weak, in particular in this scene. Would have rather had no music at all.
I know you’re joking but it is really kinda weird that is playing out like this.
I would’ve rather they solved it in the 90s and then just cut back to him losing it.
A 80 year old man with onset Alzheimer’s just isn’t believable.
Pizza ans gooky need to just make movies or should do another season with Matt and Stoner dude in like Alaska or some shit
>not getting drunk and passing out only to wake up just in time to watch the finale and drink some more
For a show called True Detective the cops do an awful job of solving crimes
I waited to watch this season so I could binge it, plus S2 really disappointed me that I didn't want a repeat.
Is S3 worth it to binge?
so they're true detectives then?
It is. I'm doing it right now and it's great
It moves very slowly, to the point nothing really happens for long stretches of time. It also tries too hard to emulate season 1 with its conventions. The leads are quite good though, but there's too much emphasis on Ali and not enough on Dorff
Starts strong. Has kind of fizzled the last couple episodes, tonight should be good though.
Sadly they’ve never touch season 1, they caught lightning in a bottle with the writing, locations, directing and acting.
Watch the first two episodes at normal speed, play 3rd to 7th at 1.5x, 4x when it's Hays and Amelia talking.
You are doing what everyone should have done: watch it all at once
Othetwise, if you wait a week for each episode, it is going to feel like an eternity
Probably better watching it all in one go. Not as much of a neverending cocktease as Twin Peaks S3 was to watch as it aired, though.
4 and a half hours to go!
This season was solid, consistent.
Gonna stay up and watch tonight.
most /comfy/ season so far. Not the highest highs but not the lowest lows. Smooth sailing
talkemabout a she met a a YELLA KANG
Consistently mediocre.
That burial scene was K I N O
go away monkey
season 3 finale survery
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Finally saw the finale to Sharp Objects today, Pizzalatte better not fuck up my weekend tv binge.
>amelia dead by end of season3
You idiot, she's already dead
I didnt make this. I am aware they said she died of cancer
This is the exact way to watch this season. 100%. I agree on all counts.
REGGIE MOTHER FUCKIN LA DOO??
True Detective consistently has great music
S1 and S2? Yes. S3? Ehh...
S1 ambiental music is top tier: youtube.com
why did they spoil so much in the preview? so now we know for sure that they're going to find the basement where the girl was kept.
i think the wife is still alive
>watching previews
you did this to yourself
When is it on? 3 hours from now? Also I lost the link of the stream from last week. Brettygud wasn't streaming it.
DISCASE
DEM KEEDS
SALACAN THANK ABOUU
No spoiler until we find out what happens/what's inside the pink room, but even then, we won't know if that'll even matter because this mother fucker don't remember shit, so it could jump to the 2015 timeline and say "nah, that's not what happened at all, there was no pink room". All kinds of shit could go on. As long as it's not a fade jump to black.
Why the fuck has no one made a Naked Attraction general, there is a couple picking out a female for a threesome it is Kino
I haven't been following the threads this season but have we got any funny jokes like this one?
I'm pretty sure he solved it in the 90's, man. In that meeting with Hoyt they either bought him or caused a "cerebral event".
we still dont know why the house was burned down right?
He “solved” it in the 90s in regards to knowing Hoyt was involved in Julie’s disappearance and all of the murders, but Hoyt probably tells Hays straight up that he’ll get him convicted for murder and then murder his family if he doesn’t take the payout Hoyt will give him and immediately quit the police force
Bonus: payout will be in the form of Hoyt buying Hays wife’s books by the crateload, making it a best seller, then causing a bunch of hype so normal people end up buying it and making it a true success
Reminder that Roland is gay
That's not Lone Star
We know he is not by Pizza himself already
Literally nobody cares
We love him the way he is.
closetfags want this so bad
He's cool anyway.
It was solved in the 90s. The 2015 timeline is showing Hays' memory loss and forgetting that he already knows.
Is Steven Dorf going to get new acting gigs after this?
the Lebrons man...
The tennis shoes
Caspere knew this.
>”heard you old timers got a bit of a pedophile problem. Well we fancy ourselves a bit of pedophile wranglers ourselves”
How long is tonight’s episode ?
the Ladous man...
dem keeds
Lmao, imagine still thinking this
1 hour 20
there was literally nothing hinting that he could be gay, outside of letting a potentially gay man sleep on his couch. bravo pizza
very boring season
Thought I was gonna have enough energy in me to watch it live but man, I just wanna go to bed
Made a menu for tonight boys
LEGGO
poor fox in the lodge...
>think about what I want to do on the weekend while I'm working during the week
>don't do any of it and sleep the whole weekend away instead
is it only on late tonight becuz Oscars? Thanks in advance
NEED STREAMS MY NIGGERS
It’s not on late
I watch the first episode and I watch the last episode. This is how I do things, do not be upset.
Sumin' bout dem keeds on that coolin' board
You never see episodes inbetween?????
No, and I was really drunk when I watched episode 1. I don't think I understood anything. Finale should be good.
Time really be a flat circle
chuckled when i read it out loud
STURRR SUM SHIIIIIIIT WITH ME
Hearing that Cary Fukunaga is directing the final episode.
And it's 75 minutes long.
Link to the stream you absolute niggers
>watching absolute telekino on some shitty compressed stream
The only other option is to wait for a torrent, and I wanna watch it live
To be fair his caring for Purchell was pretty heavy.
It's not 2011 gramps. Most of the streams I've been watching it on this season are insanely good quality.
I just forgot to bookmark them because I'm a retard
This true?
Is anyone hosting the stream from here?
I wanna watch it live with Yea Forums
imdb.com
No it is not.
AMELIAS SMOKY VOICE, SEDUCTIVE EYES AND SMOOTH CARAMEL COLOURED LEGS
SALACAN THANK ABOUU
pizzalatte would never allow it
the metal of the cans probably conducts the cold faster than any air flow
How long until the episode?
STREAMS LADS... I NEED STREAMS.
1h20
Why are you all fucks so useless, JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING STREAM ALREADY HOLY SHIT
It doesn’t matter who he fucks, what matters is what word he’s thinking
Maybe if you ask nicely
there WILL be a twist. the twist WILL be someone Hays is close to knew Hoyt's plan
You know what word I'm thinking right now
Give me the link
Only if you say "please".
PLEASE
brettygood is watching oscars, is there other stream pls!?
how long is the episode
Not him, but please guys
why stream it. just download it 1080 and enjoy it a few hours later.
Did you delete your history too? Do you have Alzheimer's?
>being this beta
Y I K E S
Not gonna post the link, now.
1hr20min
oh, shit... yeah I'm gonna need that stream, now
I'm a real cool guy, y'all. I'll be your friend if you post the stream. It'll be REAAALLY cool
>the absolute state of these begging reddit cucks in this thread
Saying please is alpha as fuck. All the biggest alphas as humble, at least on the outside. So give me the link you little faggot or I'll fuck you in the arse.
>arse
>being noguns europoor in a true detective thread
go ahead motherfucker, say it
I'm watching with HBOGO online. Remind me when the time comes and I'll stream on rabb.it.
Got 2 good streams right here
hbo go
hbo now
If this were an autist he'd have the labels all perfectly facing the front.
why are you lying
>conducts the cold faster
All the plebs are gonna be diverted by the oscars thread.
One hour from now
Don't think i'm gonna stay up for this final episode. I have a feeling the ending will be disappointing and there's probably no real tweest to redeem the season. I'll watch it in the morning since i'm a britbong.
Why do you think I need a stream, HBO is some yank shit.
what the hell is a cooling board?
what the hell is google?
the table where the coroner puts the corpse on to perform the autopsy you dumdum
Use a free NowTV trial. Sky Atlantic is simulcasting
Where's the drink for monstrous niggas?
West and Hays killing Harris James felt like such a missed opportunity. It was teased for weeks. I thought we’d get a set piece out in the woods with Wayne going full Purple Hays. Something that harkened back to his ‘Nam days. Instead we see Hays and James clumsily wrestle in a barn and then he gets shot.
came here to post this
as they pulled up to the barn this awesome music started playing and i thought it was going to be an amazing scene but yeah it was pretty underwhelming
i liked it for the most part but hays uncuffing him was lazy writing and just fucking dumb
But Im outside the US
I'm outside the UK
FUCK
Was Old Grandad and Buffalo Trace ever in the show? Those are my go to bourbons.
as was the shootout with indian rambo
>if you let me turn around im gonna put a full burst into you
>holding a bolt action despite stashing an aks around every corner
>all the gunshots sound the same despite their being only one rifle in the fight amongst pistols
STREAM
STREAM
STREAM
POST A STREAM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fucking kek he deserves it just for the reference
Woodard had an AK, not a bolt action
if i sign up for a nowtv trial for 14 days, can i stream it on my pc or do i need to watch it on tele? Also which offer do i take? entertainment month pass?
Cheers, friends. It was a great in season while it lasted. Hope we don’t have to wait almost 4 years again for the next /tdg/
I hope they don't play Jimi Hendrix. Especially as the end credits song.
He pointed an AK out the window (you can see the sights and gas block) but when Purple confronted him he had a Ruger Mini 14.
Odds on more Marty/Rust references? Can’t help but feel it will end with a s4 tease.
Is there a stream?
what other series have you done this for and how was it? only really works for mini series for series with only 10 episodes or so.
Both of you are wrong, he had an AK and a scoped ruger, but he was gonna shoot Wayne with the ruger.
i cryd
fuck off
This. Tough for us europeans, staying awake till 2am/3am. Meanwhile burgers acting like they can't stay awake even though it's on 9pm/10pm for them.
this season has been pretty good and has generally gotten good reviews so i think we'll be fine
can you link the stream please?
Yeah look through the thread
I fucking decided to stay up as I thought you autists would have streams up, but fucking no, up for nothing now.
can you use your brain?
That music when they took Harris to the shack. Shieeet
just give me the link
ill post 2 streams in 15 minutes
If S4 gets green lit, it won't be out for another 2-3 years. Pizzaman needs time to write.
This right before it cuts to credits and this starts playing:
youtube.com
You can watch it on PC, it gives you a streaming client you have to download but it's simple enough.
Entertainment month pass is right, though you can also take the movie one at the same time as well, just make sure you cancel both of them though, you have to do it one by one.
hbonow.com
stop tying gooky with this
cary fukunaga only did the first season and he's literally made nothing bad you fucking fat ugly faggot
I did
when is it available on hbo now? 6pst?
oh my god hays just fucking kills him?? no lead up? pizza pls
doesnt air for another 45 minutes asshole
mahershala ali said this episode was the best work he's ever read or been apart of
35 min.
We just want a streaming website before it airs, so we can be all set up and ready to watch from the beginning.
>he's literally made nothing bad
beasts of no nation and maniac are reddit af
So was Harris James the guy in the vision with all the vietnamese guys?
STREAM
STREAM
STREAM
POST A STREAM
>me no like black people
>me no like netfliix
>reddit >:(
small brain take
What's he supposed to say? It's shit don't bother watching?
I like black people, s3 of true detective is amazing
Dick.
Not him but don't you think that praise is a bit much? Not everything is constantly being praised as the best thing ever.
does it air at the normal time tonight, despite the awards?
hbonow.com
lol you know someone's a wasteling scumbag when the only way they know how to discredit something is their kneejerk response of calling something reddit
you will never not be reddit, jonah hill
I'm not in America, stop being a smug fuck.
What's wrong with Beasts of No Nation?
What liquid kino does Yea Forums enjoy while watching true detective kino?
For me, its sexy rexy all the way.
water
wasn't as good as true detective s2
This is what I'm wondering
State of these absolute animals begging for a stream
Use your search engines fucking mong babies
yikes
I dislike black people and still enjoy season 3
There's an online hbo stream, but kinda shit quality
Literally google hbo online free stream
i could care less about niggers I was just larping
I do like s3 though
Amerrimutts are still butthurt about muttposting, so they take it out on us in such passive aggressive ways.
>brettygood is showing the fucking oscars
Welp, fuck this shit. See you after I can torrent it.
you're such a fucking retard honestly
you're not gonna find a good stream site via google before the show, a site to watch the episode after its been uploaded after its aired sure but not streaming it live you fat ugly retard faggot. just post a link
They've been posted every single episode so far, and brettygud didn't stream it last week so now my go-to isn't reliable and I'm freaking out. HELP
>nooo stop making fun of my idris elba netflix kino!!!!
STREAM BROS
I GOT A STREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
yuropoors literally crying rn lmao
why do you care so much anyway it's a shit season. just wait for the rip
he already has plans for S4. going to connect the prior 3
lol imagine being this seething about movies you don't even watch
Really good quality too
OBSESSED
should i watch the asscars or this?
Brettygood doing TD or not?
I have Comcast and the guide says it will be on at 9
i marathoned it when it came out, didn't it have some pedo shit in it? can't remember much
Can americans confirm this is correct stream?
No, lol
He was holding a ruger mini-14, which is not a bolt action.
Is HBO on Hulu live?
He had a Mini 14, so if he did turn around and got a shot off into Hays, Hays would have been blown up by a full mag after that
but its literally a hbo stream
How late is that you reckon?
lol
i have participated in the live thread of every TD finale since 2014 and I dont intend to stop tonight bucko
fuck the oscar memes are going to ruin this board and we will hardly get good finale shitposting going
Caspere knew this.
Why are you such a little faggot?
MANIPULATIVE
yikes
>episodes falling on oscars and superbowl sunday
HBO must really hate this show.
I’ve had whisky and two cups of coffee. I’m ready. This ep doesn’t end until 03:25 for me.
Does this season deserve commemorative shitposting? I don't think so
LAWN?
fuck off cary I'm getting real tired of your shit, you didn't help me with s01 half as much as you think
Oi you got a loicense to watch kino m8?
My wife pays the cable bill so I’ll be watching live while phoneposting
lol i live in the third world and have HBO
y'all negros broke
DEEHS KEEDS
IMDB has episode 8 listed as 55 minutes. Is this right?
My girlfriend gave me her husband's hbo now login info.
>wife
you mean mom?
says 80mins for me
STREAM
STREAM
STREAM
STREAM
STREAM
STREAM
STREAM
This season was fucking ride, I'm gonna miss these threads
So it's on in 5 minutes right? I'm a west coast chad you see and your inferior timezones always make this confusing
/k/ here. you're all wrong. even if he had an mini 14 or m1 he could only use semi auto. he'd need a m2 carbine if he wanted full auto
LEGIT STREAM IN HD QUALITY. JUST SAID TRUE DETECTIVE IS ON NEXT.
Nah it’s defintely longer than that.
What word was he thinking?
Lmao this.
HBONOW is what, 12/month? Considering their movies and access to all their content, it’s really just worth it
see
episode 5 literally aired ahead of time to avoid airing on superbowl sunday you plonker
Absolutely based
No, my mom only watches Hallmark she wouldn’t pay for HBO.
kys hboshill
Hello FBI
I'm read bros. Here's a stream. taima.tv
when's it start? 8 pm CST?
Butthead
Nigga I have a roommate and we just spilt a directv bill like adults.
$110/month between two people isn’t much at all
3 min
Lying faggot
Re-read the question, dummy
>Something happened between Roy and his gf that Haze doesnt remember
>She worked for Hoyt
>Hoyt knows what they did and has already indirectly threatened Hazes family
Got a bad feeling about this bros.
Why would I pay for something longterm when I barely watch tv. I watch maybe 3 or 5 series per year and they're all on different channels.
New thread before it starts?
DON'T THE SUN
LOOK
ANGRY
THROUGH THE TREES
Just hit start on my HBOGO fags.
I GOT A LETTER THIS MORNING
CMON ALREADY
based poor-poster
I'm sick of le true unresolved crime podcast meme
FROM THE DUSTY MAY SUN
>Rust & Marty in the preview
It’s HABBENING
I like their movie selections and I like to rewatch TD1, Generation Kill, The Wire Veep, Sopranos and their docs
More of the 4th timeline
Deadwood kino is back lads
HERE WE GO
THE DUSTY MASON IS ABOUT TO BE CLEARED
Skipped ahead on my HBO Now stream.
RUST CAMEO CONFIRMED
I'm not poor.
Meanwhile you are, that's why you live with room mates.
Wrong, retard. Not only was it definitely a Ruger (I own a mini 14) but they used to make a full auto one. The AC556.
I want rust or marty so bad pleasse
Thanks
IT'S ON
ON A DUSTY COOL BOARD
Then it's probably worth it, but not for me as I don't watch tv live 99% of the time.
HBOGO FAGS,
Where are you guys in the show? I’m about :30 into the opening credits
this is gonna be epic bros
I hope everyone is comfy and enjoys the finale
Here we go lads. I'm excited.
Hope there is a commercial I am rushin to catch up
HOW DO YOU RECKON IT READ
I wish
But pizza ain’t in the business of giving the people what they wanna see
will the finally be as boring as the rest of the season?
Me neither, I literally pay for Directv bc I like live sports.
I watch 90% of my shit on my PlayStation.
Keep it to yourself
i'm thinking it
im mexican and i rather watch this with you guys than the trainwreck of the oscars
Oh dear
Both work, thanks faggots.
Did it just say matthew mcconhoey in the intro credits?
>There are anons actually watching that trash
Plebs, when will they learn?
>time is the fire in which we burn
Time is a flat circle you dumb cunt
mary poppins yall
If rust or marty doesnt show up season 3 is officially as bad as season 2, maybe even worse due to being more boring
Whaddya reckon it read?
It's starting.
Based. She shot her mouth off one too many times
WE GOT A MERLE SIGHTING. TWD UNIVERSE CONFIRMED
I skipped ahead hurr Durr post screenshots fags
new thread yo
Stop getting my hopes up you dumb cunt
He and Harrelson produce.
IM MARY POPPINS YALL
KINO SO FAR
Producer
My body is ready.
it has the entire season, they executive produce the season.
What happened to Scoot McNairy's character after he snuck into the mansion
Digits and TD3 gets better ratings then the Oscars
Triples and black panther loses
who here enjoying a fresh dip of chaw while we unravel the mystery
he saw carcosa
Committed suicide by two bullets to the back of the head
the first scene of the next episode showed him dead, with a suicide note by him
it is implied he was murdered
ol' petri dish mouth, we call him
>GPS
Where did they implement that? Up his ass?
Seriously what the fuck is this music
It's a comedy
In his beeper you fucking deaf retard
it's actually pretty creepy and spooky, reminds me of certain X-Files episodes
migrate fags
>setting up your kino nemesis in the final episode
What was pizza thinking?
I got wintergreen grizzly, vodka and weed. And I teach all day tomorrow.
I'll let you find your own way back!
lol... better brush them teeth.
i remember i had a middle school teacher who was like a 50 year old cat lady... she would always lean in to talk to us and it reeked of whiskey.
whats life like as a teacher these dayss.
Yeah I’ll be careful.
It’s fine, but I live in a nice rural area. The boys in 7th and 8th grade right now are based as fuck, if nothing ruins that generation they are going to be something.
Marvel Netflix shows. It just works.
what subject u teach?
is rap music still a popular thing?
did the school lunch get any better?
This isn't very good senpai. I'm sad. His wife can't really act, she's kind of the weak link performance wise, so having her central to the episode brings it down.
>whats life like as a teacher these days
Really depends on the uh, demographics, of the class.
A MAN WITH DEMENTIA CARRYING AROUND A 357 AND BEING A VIGILNATE, WHAT COULD GO WRONG