If you're entire life was actually a big giant TV show like the Truman Show...

If you're entire life was actually a big giant TV show like the Truman Show, what would be the most notable highlights/events from it so far?

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that time I almost had sex

that time I almost kissed a girl

I remember that episode S25E02

When I spent about an hour pooping while browsing Yea Forums before mom caught me.

I spend 90% of my time either alone, having some kind of anxiety attack or alone AND having some kind of anxiety attack. It probably wouldn’t be interesting

Tracking down a Narwal and having it nuzzle my boat.

I completely feel this, fren. Why are we like this?

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>its a truman finally finishes fapping on adderall at 6 am and sees the sun rising and realizes he is going to feel like shit all day long just so he could bust a big nut episode.

opening this thread. no question

that time i was playing spin the bottle
and kissed the two girls i liked a few times

Because you're estrogen laden pussies who hide from your fears instead of doing something about them. The more you hide, the worse your anxieties will get.
Man the fuck up.

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because you dont exercise and most likely have shit diets as well

Probably this one time I got a lot of (You) in a thread.

The "almost got a girlfriend" arc. It had a nice buildup but completely crashed down.

The time I got anal from my 16yo gf

The highest point in my life was probably when I was the second or third post in a thread titled "what is moot's favorite movie" and I got quints while posting The Cuckold. I had over 100 (you)'s in that thread before the mods deleted it.

Jokes on you. I follow strict diets, exercise, purposely go out of my way to experience things and meet people but I'm still wracked with crippling anxiety.

Highlights
>graduating high school even though I was absent as fuck half my high school time
>becoming a ff/EMT
>doing cpr the first time
>getting my first blowjob
>first (and only) love

Comedy
>lots of parties and associated antics in season 20-24
>the one episode in which I slipped on the ice and knocked myself out cold
>funny quips on the job
>funny antics involving probies and homoerotic bullshittery

Tragedy and real shit
>only grandfather worth loving passed away in season 14
>alcoholic dad dying on season 18
>severe depression seasons 19-24
>house burning at season 28
>only woman I ever truly loved cheating on me at season 31
>season 32 opening up with me realizing I’m 32 years old, bald, fat, poor eyesight, and I’m stuck in this shitty career and will never get to fly helicopters like I dreamed about when I was a kid

They’ll cancel it in a few seasons, in certain.

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Sneedposting

That time I helped find Shia Labeouf

You’re doing it wrong then. Your really should just try just be yourself

The time I went to a pingpong show in Bangkok after doing 20 whipits

one of the three summer camp arcs I suppose
I got slapped in the head with a tree trunk and twisted my ankle on the same day. It was very funny and I looked very silly limping around for ten days.

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This one time where for two days, whenever I farted this yellow liquid came out and I became scared of farting.

I had a threesome with two girls once

Idris Elba

Oh and me fapping to beastiality

It really went downhill after s25, only getting worse every year.

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How did that happen? Did they do lesbian lewd stuff?

I hope the hookers gave you a discount

fuck everything else man, figure out how to fly helicopters. i know people joke haha it's too late, but it actually isn't. make it happen if that's what you actually want