Jazz General - Tubular Breasts Edition

>Jazz Takes Amir To The Next Level
youtube.com/watch?v=JJQ247Lj_Jg
>Amir Discusses The Bonus Situation
youtube.com/watch?v=-7qOg6jsmuc
>Offensive Billboard Removed
youtube.com/watch?v=2G4IhPncF3w
>No Eulogies For Jazz
youtube.com/watch?v=KqdyLQAk3eo
>Quick Guide To Transitioning
youtube.com/watch?v=u4U-HQM7UY4
>Jazz is Sauronpilled
youtube.com/watch?v=LtkrhL8eJXQ
>Metal Gear Pop!: The Phantom Penis
youtube.com/watch?v=JCoQYeHyaMw
>A New Way To Be Mad
theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2000/12/a-new-way-to-be-mad/304671/

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How is this allowed to happen? What kind of sick fuck does this shit? Why is this promoted? Why is this being taught to schoolchildren that cutting off your dick is “completely same”?

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YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING BIGOTS I FUCKING HATE YOU I CANT WAIT UNTIL THE DAY WHEN WE CAN JUST STOMP ALL OVER YOU AND SHOW YOU WHO IS IN CHARGE YOU FUCKING MAKE ME SICK I CANT BELIEVE THIS SITE IS ALLOWED IT SHOULD BE A HATE CRIME FUCK YOUR FIRST AMENDEMENT YOU FUCKING WHITE BIGOTED SHITSTAINS I HOPE YOUR MOTHERS GET FUCKING POLYCISTIC OVARIES AND DIE OF BEING CIS FUCKING BREEDING CUNTS YOU FUCKING SHITBAGS WHY DONT YOU LEAVE US ALONE WE ARENT TRYING TO HURT ANYBODY WE JUST WANT TO LIVE OUR LIVES

kek what a gay little negro

the same people that posts in these threads that dont realize theyre supporting it and just watch for epic memes bro i swear

It’s funny how he’s so obviously homosexual and we’re supposed to sit here and believe that he sees jazz as a female

YOU TOOK THE HORMONE BLOCKERS. WE CAME

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Parents can raise their children to believe in any religion so I don't see why mothers shouldn't have the right to raise their sons emasculated.

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GRIFFITH!!!!!!

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Imagine being Amir in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jazz, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your meaty man tits and gross festering frankengina. I would totally impregnate you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is cash his paycheck and go home. Like seriously imagine having to be Amir and not only hide in that house of horrors while Jazz flaunts his frankengina in front of you, the favorable blanket barely concealing his mutilated monster hole going directly into his colon, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he works it. Not only having to tolerate his disgusting fucking frankengina but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAZZ JENNINGS GOT A PUSSY LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch him dilate with 6 different colored dildos; never before have you seen a vagina directly connect into someones colon before, no uterus, no cervix, you didn't even know that existed before today. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of natural vaginas and later alleged frankenginas for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out off of the street. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sewage smell that's brapping out from his neovagina too as he shakes his dildo and writhes it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "dilation"(for that is what he calls it), that he waited so long to do with multiple surgeries in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could eviscerate every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure because you're wanting money. You're not going to lose your $50k paycheck over this. Just bear it. Hide in the bathroom and bear it.

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you look different, Dr. Ting, did you get a haircut?

>the human body is capable of regenerating eyes and teeth
>doesn't do it when it's supposed to
I feel this should be a priority in research.

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I don't understand why a transexual man would ever cut their dicks off. The only reason a straight men would date one of them is to be able to play with their girlfriend's penis, maybe suck it and take it on his ass, without being considered gay.

Is Amir gay?

NO stem cell research is unethical, unlike the mutilation of children for entertainment purposes

People like you should be flogged in the street.

Imagine being so deluded and full of beast blood that you actually believe they didn't gain an audience. It's evolved into the correct kin using the most advanced blood healing methods available. Your inaccurate view of the ritual and the mindset of the transcended individual in general are so remarkably colored by frenzy that it draws me deeper into the dream.
Well hey, I can't totally throw you out of the nightmare, since I used to be a little bit like you before I gained an audience with Mergo, who was actually an ancient pthumerian stillborn fetus. Being on the journey with them throughout the Cosmos changed my world view about ligning eyes and insight as a whole. You need not find out for yourselves if it's not your cup of beast blood pellets, but I can wholeheartedly assure you that a Kin's eldritch knowledge is just as enlightening to attain as a Great One's.
Next time it pops into your Mensis Cage that people like Jazz (or some say Jazzm) are "accursed" just remember that she has to be more insightful and lined with eyeballs than many of you will fortunately ever have to be in your beastly idiocy.
I've taken the steps to advance my ideas of the higher plane and my research on yharmanites, gaining more wisdom from it I may add.
Even in the dream I know who I am. And I love who I am and shall never wake up - all I can say to you is: your move, Hunter.

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do you feel in charge?

Literally jews

gotta wait till someone posts the orig pasta

David Foster Wallace once wrote a piece about David Lynch. In the piece, he coined a new term: "Lynchian". Wallace described a Lynchian tone as "the unbelievably grotesque existing in a kind of union with the unbelievably banal."

He described a husband beating his 1950s housewife to death because she bought the wrong brand of peanut butter. "I told you to buy the JIF," he'd say as he's clobbering her to death. This, he said, would qualify as almost perfectly Lynchian.

I think "I Am Jazz" enters into Lynchian territory. The .webm above shows a simple domestic scene. The women look like average suburban moms. They're relaxing on the couch. One imagines they might be discussing casserole recipes when we cut to them. But it slowly dawns on us that in the living room, with placid expressions on their faces, they're talking about the woman's transvestite son's genitals.

Despite the obvious subtext and the producers' hope to normalize this horror, the average person is totally disgusted. Nevertheless, the viewer is fascinated. We're drawn further into this. The sheer naked horror of what they're saying, the blasé quality with which they're saying it, it creates this brutal paradox that almost rapes the viewer's basic sense of what is decent.

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The vast majority of "trans kids" if allowed to experience a natural puberty will grow out of that phase and will simply come out as cisgender gay or lesbian. Pushing trannyism on children is homophobic

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is the new season really over? no new episode next tuesday? This general is gonna get old without new episodes.

i've never watched an episode

how can jazz go missing when there's a camera crew on her all the time? it's so fake. Like are they gonna show her on camera during the time she's 'missing' and show what she's doing?

great I bet you've never answered a fucking question either or ever been useful. Jazz tourists fuck off.

I've come to these threads for 2 years because I hate trannies

OOOOOOHHHH CHIMPANZE THAT MONKEY NEWS YA FFF-
>So er, bit of an update on some old news. You remember that transvestite whose vagina popped and that?
No we're not doing this bullshit Karl. That was the stupidest most unbelievable thing you've ever come out with!
Hahahaha, nah I want to hear this, Rick.
Oooooh god...
>Right, so he had some more surgery done and that, and they sort of got it so that he could walk about and stuff, have a kickabout with his mates, right?
>And er somehow he found himself a boyfriend. Bit of a hairy fella.
Was he short, Karl? Did he have long arms?
>He was short, yeah.
Oh fucking hell, I wonder where this is going...
>So they're kissing in the car and that outside the tranny's house. His mum is chuffed to bits.
>Anyway, they hang out and look at dildos, then after a while the boyfriend wants to go home.
>"Would you like a lift?"
>"No thanks." And he climbs out through the window-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON KARL AND ABSOLUTE FUCKING MORON WE'RE NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN
>He climbs out the window and swings off through the trees.
>Turns out lil monkey fella

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>I was five and he was six
>we rode on horses made of sticks
>he wore black and I wore white
>he would always win the fight
>bang bang
>he shot me down
>bang bang
>I hit the ground
>bang bang
>that awful sound
>bang bang
>my baby shot me down

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>bang bang
not
>pop pop

HMMM hm hmm hmm hm hmm hm hm
*POP*
HM hm hmm hm hmm hm hm
*POP*
HMMM hm hmm hmm hm hmm hm hm
*POP*
HM hm hmm hm hmm hm hm
*POP*

Cold: the memes and shitposts flowing
Hard: living in a Lynchian home
Push until my wound is tearin'
Feel the pain of what we popped

This: the song of discord trannies
Hide the sex of who we are
Making surgeons build my sutures
Strong, united, posting 'till we pop

Cold: the memes and shitposts flowing
Hard: living in a Lynchian home
Push until my wound is tearin'
Feel the pain of what we popped

This: the song of discord trannies
Hide the sex of who we are
Making surgeons build my sutures
Strong, united, posting 'till we pop

And I can't get stiff, and my hole leaks shit, forever, forever
Through the Jew tricks, 'till we're statistics forever, forever

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based

>that undisguised hatred
kek
is it because jazz fears the other creature will be in the spotlight for 3 seconds?

a daring synthesis

the other creatura ranks higher on the victim totem pole than her

I just dreamed about her(him) and me sitting in a park, she was hugging me and I feel happy having someone by my side.

What the fuck mate!!

Friendly reminder that you will never be able to:
- give birth to a child
- have same fat distribution as women
- deny existence of your Y chromosome
- pass as a woman without 30 layers of makeup
- think or feel like a woman without becoming mockery
- be accepted by smart, logically thinking people without forcing them to lie to you
- have ovaries, uterus and related structures such as the cervix
- have menstrual bleeding and mood swings associated with it
- have same life expectancy
But the worst thing that you will never be able to do, once you realized that you're a mockery of a human body and all you got left is that husk of a body destroyed by surgeons and hormones, is finding the forgiveness for people around you who became enablers in your life and supported you in your lunatic, suicidal attempt to fix yourself.

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Standing on the edge of the crater
Where my penis once lived
And my scrotum is all gone now
No more testes, and the sperm cells are dead
Piss smells in the air
Tell the tales of my taint thats gone
Dialation, devastation
What a mess we made
When it all went pop

Watching from the edge of the catalog
For the threads to begin
Shitposters leave their boards
Form their ranks for tranny kino

I'M JEWCLEAR
I'm Jazz
I'm popping up inside
A vag of broken ass
Dilated
Deep inside
The mutilated child

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leave her alone Yea Forums ;_;

Can you feel it too, don't you?

>her

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>I was one and couldn't talk
>my mother watched me like a hawk
>she had sons and a daughter too
>what harm could some blockers do
>pop pop
>I chugged them down
>pop pop
>she'll have renown
>pop pop
>I'll wear the gown
>pop pop
>my junk got broken down

Snake?

This show made me wanna date a cute trans girlfriend.

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I'm a gay man and I have nothing but fond memories of my time spent in the girls' locker room. As an effeminately homosexual adolescent, I felt very uncomfortable and out of place in the loud, nasty, testosterone-fueled environment of the boys' locker room, so our dyke gym teacher let me use the girls' locker room instead. All my friends were girls and they loved me, I was kind of their cuddly little gay mascot. But there's always one bitch who'll kick up a fuss, and it's usually the ugliest one in the room. This hatchet-faced shrew called Arlene took issue with my presence, she was all "Oh I don't feel comfortable with him looking at my naked body", and I was just like "Girl, I wouldn't look at your tired ass if it paid me to". She got over herself eventually. Sometimes I would sashay into the boys' locker room and pretend I'd forgotten my schoolbag, then I'd run back to the girls' locker room and tell them about all the small sad willies I'd seen. I also had great fun towel-whipping those bitches until their fat asses were red raw! Lolz.

Ugh, these threads are so stale. It's the same fucking thing every time

post the same 20 copypastas
5 people say pop
someone posts a "totes disgusting" pic of a trans person's genitals
someone pretends to be a "discord tranny" by ranting about how all these threads are transphobic
wash, rinse, repeat

there's no fucking need to have a general. No one cares about your shitty little meme, no one really even cares about the show all that much. You guys should be banned

Come on user, go back to /wfg/

and then the entire locker room stood up and clapped

this poster is a tranny

gotta wait for the new episodes for oc

The threads peaked a few days ago, yeah. Hopefully the next episode will reinvigorate them.

I did not need this

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>meeting up with your ex to discuss their current dating situation
Jazz just continues to not realize that although he is the star of his own show he isn't the star of reality itself.

Being completely honest, it's been months since I was in /wfg/

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b & r

>wash, rinse, repeat
is this from the new episode? have they started the upkeeping rituals yet?

Jazz is a textbook Narcissist:

>>Symptoms
>Grandiosity with expectations of superior treatment from other people
>Fixation on fantasies of power, success, intelligence, attractiveness, etc.
>Self-perception of being unique, superior, and associated with high-status people and institutions
>Need for continual admiration from others
>Sense of entitlement to special treatment and to obedience from others
>Exploitation of others to achieve personal gain
>Unwillingness to empathize with the feelings, wishes, and needs of other people
>Intense envy of others, and the belief that others are equally envious of them
>Pompous and arrogant demeanor

>>Causes
>An oversensitive temperament (personality traits) at birth.
>Excessive admiration that is never balanced with realistic feedback.
>Excessive praise for good behaviors or excessive criticism for bad behaviors in childhood.
>Overindulgence and overvaluation by parents, other family members, or peers.
>Being praised for perceived exceptional looks or abilities by adults.
>Severe emotional abuse in childhood.
>Unpredictable or unreliable caregiving from parents.
>Learning manipulative behaviors from parents or peers.
>Valued by parents as a means to regulate their own self-esteem.

that's her ex?
so her ex just told the boy transitioning into a girl that he found a real girl?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

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>

BRUUUUH
Thanks god my internet is slow. I closed that shit before being scared for life.
I don't need that right now desu

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>he

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This is no rabble of mindless crossdressers. These are discord trannies.
Their dilators are think, and their shoulders broad.

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i don't understand this thread

why is it on Yea Forums, how is this Yea Forums related?

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i cant

so a girl pretending to be a boy has found a real girlfriend while a boy pretending to be a girl has found an amhir
what a beautiful disney princess story this is

>tattoos
D R O P P E D

where else should we discuss our favourite tlc show?

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>why is there a thread about a tv show on a forum for discussing tv shows?
based retard

you forgot the "ugh", tranny

i thought it was a youtube documentary ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

is noelle's voice what nightmares are made of?

Thank god theres one more episode I can't wait.

this is why all trannies should fucking hang tbqh

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have a free bump on me dude

>someone pretends to be a "discord tranny" by ranting about how all these threads are transphobic

We're here right?

when is it out? thursday?

tuesday

ca somebody in the general redpill me on why /pol/ adopted this reddit meme from r/thathappened that is as old as 2014, in 2018? Check the archives, and then look at the subreddit, /pol/ has stolen this reddit meme
Not trying to shill pro-trans just calling out nu/pol/

>not wanting to hear about shitty fake tranny lockerroom stories =/= /pol/

Can teratomas be manipulated to produce replacement teeth, eyes and digits for humans?

the fuck are you rambling about redditard?

>some teratoma have a rudimentary, beating heart
It's 2spooky4research

Jazz is a victim.

Yes. But that doesn't mean he can't be a bad person as well.

Whats your bet on when he'll break?

I didn't explain myself, I noticed this reddit meme "and then everyone clapped" and I checked the archive, this was after I used the archives to notice that /pol/ used the reddit meme "madlad" most; And it turned out that /pol/ was also the baord that used this reddit meme the most. Then I assumed that most people using this on other boards were importing reddit memes from nu/pol/

there's always some retard subhuman that says you're reddit for calling out reddit memes

If you like reddit memes so much why do you have a problem with redditors being here?

Can JAZZ become the new JUST? since Brendan has been unJUSTed we need a new face for the meme

I got madlad from pewdpiep, he is funny.

hold the fuck up.
this is actual insanity, this is not healthy behavior. Jesus christ, man. Jesus fucking christ.

Teratomas sound like potential humonculi. No need for sperm and egg when you can clone your own human. Wouldn't need a womb. Could 'gestate' another human being like Zeus gestating Dionysus within his thigh.

>I got it from pewdiepie
I know, reddit incel
>he is funny
I hope pajeets extermiante your cringe "dank meme" ass when they become a 2020 superpower

all i see here is a redditard who thinks he saw his favorite reddit meme and is calling it out to try to fit in

wasn't even aware it was some "meme", calling the shit out just exposes you as a faggot hypocrite who also goes there. kill yourself

I remember when I used to hate pewdiepie back in high school. Don't worry, you'll grow out of it soon enough

Madlad isn't a reddit meme, it's a derivative of Absolute Madman made by some britfag that spread to reddit afterwards.
Reddit always took memes from Yea Forums, a downstream river port does not contaminate the upstream.

his content isn't funny its just regurgitated reddit shit, you should honestly consider killing yourself if you're past the age of 16 and find him entertaining and not a complete waste of time

>india
>super power

Take it to the loo user

>i'm not from reddit
>uses reddit spacing
wew

somebody needs to honeypot Jazz

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>honeypot
ffs, i meant to say catfish

Well done user

that must take some b

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what?

just use google you lowIQ monkey, the first results for those are subreddits or reddit related shit

If you don't have an issue with reddit memes, then me being a redditor shouldn't be a problem, but you have a problem, alleging I'm a redditor, so wouldn't reddit memes be bad? You're retarded
>it's okay if we use le ragefaces and le epic 2014 memes after reddit made them their cum rag
"madlad" was literally not funny, the word sounds like a kids' joke, you could see pewdiepie was flailing his arms and speaking with a dead voice with 3rd grade humor, you are absolutely mental if you don't see the video and see how dead and soulless it is

I don't google every post looking for reddit memes (and neither do you). You are a redditor for recognizing not only that it's from reddit, but which reddit board it's from. Dumb redditspacing redditard.

The story, nay, the epic of Jaron ‘Jazz Jennings’ Bloshinsky will put even the most stoic man in mind of the words Brian Aldiss used to dismiss the works of John Wyndham, a British author active during the Cold War. Coining Wyndham’s works as ‘Cozy Catastrophes’, Aldiss noted that the protagonists in titles like The Day of The Triffids and The Kraken Wakes were typically spared from brutalities at the hands of world-ending killer plants and aquatic aliens whilst the population at large went blind or got dragged into the sea.

I am Jazz, then, is the Cozy Catastrophe turned upside down, where it is the world who can observe, with a pale look on its collective face, the unmitigated disaster of Jaron’s genitals being torn apart and reverse-engineered into a womb-like structure that can bring forth only Chernobyl-esque growths involving random eyes, teeth, and brain cells. From the luxury of armchairs and sofas, mankind witnesses this gargantuan horror whilst remaining thoroughly comfortable; the perfect inversion of the Wyndhamian Cozy Catastrophe.

Of course, our euphoria can only last for but a fleeting moment, for the day that Jaron births a nightmarish cephalopod creature to drag us all asunder approaches unabated.

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Madlad is not even close to being as abused as ragefaces were, and ragefaces died on their own.
You want to call baneposting a reddit meme too since they have a subreddit for it?

I've watched maybe 10 minutes total of the show. Is that family addicted to surgeries? The mom and crossed eyed ass grandma have obviously had a lot of work done. Did they push that onto the son?

It's being "looked" at as an alternative to stem cell research so no moralfaggots (((catholics))) can complain about ethical issues.
But I haven't heard about any progress being made.
Motherfucking sjws got the definition of progress wrong when they encourage trans freaks rather than transhumanism, and pathetically egoistic identity-politics instead of long-term benefits in science.
This sum murphy's law bitch ass shit going on in this timeline, especially this jazz incident, we better have some cleansing event soon, otherwise the best hope for the actual humans is going back to the stone age

>see retarded meme that looks injected
>It's reddit
>UH NO REDDIT IS BAD SO YOU SHOULDN'T CALL OUT REDDIT MEMES ON THIS SITE BECAUSE IT'S REDDIT

If a meme is cringe shit it's 100% from reddit, you're just fucking dumn

catfish, you pretend to be someone online to contact and manipulate them

you are such a fucking baby retard for saying the wrong thing and plus you fucking dumbass you couldnt catfish her cause the show would vet you and only let you succed if they beleive it would benefit them

THERE'S A DISCORD TRANNY IN THIS THREAD WHO IS DOING A VERY GOOD JOB AT DERAILING IT STOP RESPONDING TO HIM

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shhhh discord tranny, it's okay to be angry

>that angry redditor cope
people make dumb posts all the time, neither of us are googling them. normal people just move on. you know the history of the meme, you are a redditor. you post about it to try to fit in because you're fucking retarded. end of story

TRANNIES IN THE FURTHEST REACHES OF DISCORD

SHE TO SOME, HE TO OTHERS

Reminder to not respond to Reddit faggots or Discord trannies.

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except none of us even recognise it as reddit becuase we arent faggot redditors
now can you please just stfu about which memes rustle your jimmies

is the one in the pink striped shirt a tranny? shes kinda cute...,

you're right, he is using typical tranny derailment tactics, I won't respond to him anymore.

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this manlet enjoys low-quality psoting

thatnk god the vertical resolution was higher than my monitor

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

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Don't worry, you're not gay. Look at her, obviously a real girl.

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I dilate my vagine. It's a part of me. It's inside of me.
I'm stuck in this dream. It's changing me. I AM BECOMING!

The me that you know she had some second thoughts,
she's covered with scabs and she is broken and sore.
The me that you know doesn't have a cock now,
that part of me isn't here anymore.

All T disappears. The new nature of.. my endocrine.
Grows out my fat tits. There's no escape from this... my new neovaj.

The me that you know used to have a penis,
but the shaft was inverted and it's left to decay.
The me that you know is now stitched up and oozing,
and even when I dilate it, the smell doesn't go away..

I can try my happy pills.. but I need a new batch.
I can try to scratch away.. the fistula in my vaj.
I can see it growing into.. a teratoma.
I don't want to listen.. but the POP is too loud..

Dilating.. backwards inside of me.. I feel so unafraid.
Ari, I need another skin graft.. my vaj might... it might fall away!

IT WON'T GIVE UP IT WANTS ME DEAD!
GODDAMN THIS TERATOMA INSIDE MY VAJ!
IT WON'T GIVE UP IT WANTS ME DEAD!
GODDAMN THIS TERATOMA INSIDE MY VAJ!
IT WON'T GIVE UP IT WANTS ME DEAD!
GODDAMN THIS TERATOMA INSIDE MY VAJ!

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>that hairline
every time without fail

>Rosaria mother of rebirth
>"Thou cannot perform anymore rebirth or thou shalt become a grub

Dumbest argument I've ever heard. Congrats.

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But what about Jazz's feet, are they any good?

If I knew it was as easy as sending her an email with mopey romantic shit like Ahmir did, I'd have gotten on the show just for you guys.

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that's the bones hollowing from HRT

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>email with mopey romantic shit like Ahmir did
lmao what did he say?

>that s o y l e n t on the countertop

Pottery.

>walking around barefoot in a public eatery
that's only marginally less disgusting than his teratoma.

Do we know more about this trainwreck?

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that's their lifetime supply. all 6 months of it.

whats dilation mean

Sasquatchian

Just that he delivered an email to the address that's posted in the description of her YouTube videos, and she probably latched onto it because he was LARPing as a romantic guy and that's all Jarron has ever wanted.

Even if the guy turns out a 90 IQ black guy that can't grow out his facial hair.

>POP

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Someone please describe it, I'm too scared to look

a normal mentally healthy tranny cutting their own testicles out of their scrotom

not a mental illness they said

what is a waterphone

we are living through the book of revelations right now

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this is sane and healthy but playing vidya not

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「C L A W N W A R U D O 」

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what did i miss?

youtube.com/watch?v=lvGNbCA8zlM

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A ill man with a scissors cutting literally his dick inside a closet

see

kitchen nightmares sound effect.

youtube.com/watch?v=nlw7ch-jf8k
14:50 - "What they're gonna do is they're gonna take another skin graft from my butt, and like put it over the area that doesn't have skin."
>THE AREA THAT DOESN'T HAVE SKIN
>PLAYING SOME SOCCER
>DOESN'T HAVE SKIN

with a giant box of basedlent right next to it

this movie is what got me into Chaos on Warhammer 40k.

>Video unavailable
>This video contains content from Discovery Communications, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

I don't know what I expected, but that was not it. Why there's always an ugly/weird aspect to trans lifestyle. Why can't they just dress how they want to.

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because it's not just about dressing like women. they are turned on by pretending to be women. they see that having a period is a womanly thing, so it turns them on to pretend to have one.

Still Bloodborneposting, /jg/?
Good stuff.

Darkness and madness has to this holy place

imo it's also about the shock-value of it
the trannys making this shit love playing the thought of confronting someone with a crazy
>I'f I'm not a real woman explain my period!
speech

This is no rabble of mindless crossdressers!

These are Discord Trannies. Their dilators are thick, and their shoulders broad.

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10/10

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why havn't I seen this posted yet?
youtube.com/watch?v=YvgjDYaVN38

it's ironic you fucking dunce stop getting mad we're not really stealing your super cool reddit memes

> that jew nose
> that fake blush

"NO"

99% of trannies are ugly and don’t pass but is assrape that little cutie called jazz

"A triumph"- The New York Times
"Five Stars!"- The LA Times
"Get your money black man"- Childish Gambino

Wait. Discovery owns TLC? So they have sport channels, science/education channels and fucking TLC. Wow. Corporates truly don't have any shame.

>being a woman

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Come home and complain about no content with us user
We worry about you

peak lynchian

What would Jazz do if Amir escape from him with his sister Ari

probably wait for the nigger to impregnate ari and take the child

discovery stopped being a credible educational broadcaster over a decade ago

>we were approached by a production company who wanted to do a reality tv show
>we were hesitant at first
>they assured us it would create alot of (((positive))) change

This is literally why every major society treated women like chattel for thousands of years.

Was the enlightenment a mistake?

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lmao btfo

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why is she leaning so awkwardly on her friend the whole time? can you imagine the director tell them all to sit like that so they can film? it's so fucking unnatural

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bruh, LOOK AT THIS DUDE

New Zealand was a mistake, and so was the 19th amendment

>muh patriarchy

How does it feel, to know that everything is out of your control? You'll die alone. You'll accomplish nothing.

And that's a good thing

there is always some OC

does anyone have video of jazz saying he wanted to stop shaving his legs because his body hair is a part of him and it's not right to change that.

One day our kids are going to shame us as a generation for enabling what is obviously a crippling mental illness
Shit, at least I hope they do

Can someone tell me what this is. I'm too scared to read it

It's probably just yet another instance of him poorly portraying what he believes to be girly behavior

But how will people know you're a woman if you have hairy legs? Everyone knows women have hairless legs!

>2003

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jazz is going to be one of these trannies that make no effort whatsoever to pass but then bitch and cry when they get 'misgendered'

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Some dudes want to be women so they freeze popsicles made of tomato juice and insert them into their assholes to simulate periods. They also take laxatives to simulate period shits

I don't think I've ever seen this copypasta be so spot on before lel

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wait what, the frankenvagina leads directly to the colon?

no wonder people joke that it seeps literal shit, christ almighty

> joke
user, I....

they're sometimes made out of colon. they only directly lead to it if something goes wrong. there's no wall between a frankenpusy and the colon like there is in women, so a fistula can form between them in trannies.

>Go to /wfg/
>First thing I open is Infested fart porn with custom Operators
Yeah no

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how are jazz's friends so fucking awkward at age 18? noelle has a manly voice and that jayleen girl looks like she's about to start crying at any given notice

Fucking 12/10, man!

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>I'm not the type of person who loves a lot of attention

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>joke

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Can someone post that webm of the camera shaking everytime Jazz takes a step

>that entire scene where amir meets jazz' friends
just catching up on the newest episode now, holy fuck what is wrong with her friends

>a dude chopping off their dick and creating the ugliest frankenvagina is somehow more realistic than a black kid wanting to become president

the frankengina has them nervous that it'll sprout tentacles and attack them out of jealousy of their real vaginas

I think you need to have multiple takes, also it's hard to improve when everything is about Jazz.
I imagine they signed a contract asking them to show up at any given notice to act like Jazz's friend and I can imagine they thought it would be easier

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rofl that's actually probably true, i cry laughing whenever jayleen is on the screen because it shoot looks like she's being held at gunpoint every scene to play the role of jazz's friend

fuck i love this show so much

>if someone was meeting me for the first time I would introduce myself as fun-loving compassionate a little bit goofy but just an overall good friend a mermaid a warrior princess and just a queen

what, not "hi I'm Jazz, yes, I'm a tranny."

which one is jayleen?

holy fucking hell
they were doing it from the beginning

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oh shit I'm sorry

>a mermaid a warrior princess

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>that entire scene where amir meets jazz' friends
TLC is desperately trying to hide their propaganda by scripting their fairy-tale vision of what a normal teen relationship is.
>Jazz friends have to give approval
>Amir spends a day doing bro shit with Jazz's cuck brothers so they can vet him and make sure he's le gentleman
>You need to ask Jazz out with something very special

As if they arent desperately trying to set Jazz up with anyone who can be around her without vomitting.
I kek'd loud when one of the brothers said "Jazz is very ambitious so you have to make sure you can handle that". As if she isnt a literal high school drop out.

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ah yes, she sat next to noelle i think
let me rewatch it with this new context

i cant remember the other episodes she was in this season, but she just stood out every time as being super weird. like i get the cameras make people a little uncomfortable, but they've been doing it for years and this is someone's supposed "best friend" who acts almost as awkward as amir meeting jazz's parents for the first time

nothing about this fucking show makes any sense

>being a woman is something really really important to me. throughout all of my life people have tried to invalidate my identity and tell me that I'm not a woman but I feel like I completely represent all of the qualities of femininity I'm compassionate loving creative intuitive understanding and I think that's what being a woman is having all of those qualities and being that Divine Feminine goddess warrior mermaid princess of the world

holy fuck this kid is insufferable

>life was great when I was eight
>then my uncle asked me on a date
>bang bang
>he pushed me down
>bang bang
>I hit the ground
>bang bang
>that awful sound
>bang bang
>my uncle pushed me down...

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People change, being infront of a camera doesn't make you more comfortable with a camera.

>Im going to be taking off all my make up
>Still wearing a fuckload of make up

Is there no end to the lies

>Men can't be compassionate, loving, creative, intuitive or understanding

I think I see what terfs mean about transexuals.

>kid decides he likes the energy a trans person has and despite never dating one before wants to give it a shot with jazz
>gets absolutely torn to shreds by her friends and family
do they honestly think jazz and her frankenvagina are going to land this super hot and jacked white dude attending harvard who's a billionaire? you are literal bottom of the barrel goods

What the FUCK happened?

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>genetics let this ma'am be 6'4
>5'11

Do you want to know how I got these scars? My mother was a schemer, and a jew. And one night she goes off crazier than usual. Ari gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. She doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, she takes the knife to her, laughing while she does it. She turns to me, and she says, "Why so transphobic?" She comes at me with the knife, "Why so male?" She sticks the blade in my thighs, "Let's put a vagina on that place!"

What's the family been doing to the kid?

>her

Jazz realized she's a lesbian and tried to hit on this girl. Got friendzoned.

>when someone doesn't acknowledge your fetish in public

yes yes, VERY Lenin-esque hairline

jazz looks like he smells really bad

>amir surprises jazz to a date at the local outdoor mall food court
this shit honestly writes itself

OH PLEASE NO POPS

IT IS A WASTE OF PERFECTLY GOOD NEOVAGS

Sad how she has no idea what her identity should be, and can butterfly from being lesbian to gay with a boyfriend. She'll take anything (well like me so I can't laugh).

>hot gay harvard billionaire with fetish for shit, blood and puss-filled holes

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well he does have a rotting wound between his legs so you're more than likely correct

come on now, let's see that smile!

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fuck this gay clown world

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Any modification to your body that is not necessary to stop disease is immoral. You're pretty angry for someone that tries hard to be a woman but can't. We're going to have to pass laws to stop people like you from hurting yourself, sorry retard.

>
user you're still going to hell

The role the immune system and its signaling pathways play in developing tissues is barely understood. For instance we know that T-cells have a lot to do with the development of the nervous system but we don't know how.

saved

Pretty accurate to how these shows work I did some editing for a show where the supposed friends all couldn’t stand each other and turned up for a paycheck

They were so lucky to catch this shot.

Do they have hidden cameras? Jazz is so natural. I'd be nervous if I thought cameras were watching me and my beau.

SHIT GUYS, JAZZ IS MISSING! DO YOU THINK SHE'LL BE OKAY?

LAST WE SAW SHE WAS WITH HER BF ON A HILL WITH THE TLC PRODUCTION TEAM OF LIKE 5 PEOPLE, FUCK!!!

>Is Amir gay?
he's been making out with a guy for the last few weeks, what do you think?

do you really think reality TV would be above putting somebody in khaki pants and a grey t-shirt for a quick closeup shot to make the date scene spicier

*smacks lips*

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Why do reddit fags shit up the thread when exposed? Just stop replying for like 10 minutes and people will forget

>Any modification to your body that is not necessary to stop disease is immoral.
somebody is gonna be tattoo free so they are eligible for burial in a jewish cemetery

so u be sayin you was sum kinda man an shit?

LAST ONE TO SUCK MY GIRL PENIS IS A TRANSPHOBIC BIGOT

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enough elizabeth warren spam

>it's another Yea Forums refuses to admit it loves traps thread

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>gifs you can hear

@110431453
Shit b8 faggot, put a little more effort into it next time

@110431453
AYO TRANNY

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Top kek

kino

Im aware of the crossdressing but please tell me eddie izzard hasnt gone full npc

ur gay

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this bait is decent but it should be a tad longer

he declared himself a 'trans woman' a few years ago, around the same time he became a full on corbynite.

>thinkin about that bonus situation

LOOK AT THIS POST-OP
EVERYTIME I DO IT MAKES ME POP

shit

>the sewage smell that's brapping out

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>gender dysphoria
>three years old

WHY DID WE HELP THE COMMIES WIN??

You fucking autist gtfo

honk honk subhuman

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discord tranny

So explain this, Yea Forums.

If kikes truly are behind this faggot/tranny craze, then how come kikes like Jazz's parents actually fell for it?

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kikes are chaotic neutral, they literally want to bring the conditions for the apocalypse. and some of their own have to be sacrificed

Don’t do it. It’s disfusting.

They already had four kids. They could afford to sacrifice one if it would being them money and spread subversive ideas to goym.

>he doesnt know
Jaron is adopted
Some say he's palestinian

Cronenberg predicted all of this.

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>what if i don't like sex because of how f'd up my whole vagina is?
>cuts to him just shaking his head and shrugging his shoulders, looking off into the distance and realizing what a mistake this was
>well we gotta try it right ;)

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Some of them get caught in the crossfire. Like jewesses procreating with negroes.

He doesn't deserve this

we like watching these threads, its obvious how sexually frustrated you all are. also your famous thee bars statistic is suicide attempts not actual suicides

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>my vagina

Apocalypse us now please my lord.

but trans are the real incels

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Jews feed on weaker Jews, and Jarron could actually be adopted

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just try harder ;)

@110432327
dumb trancel

Jesus Christ yikes.

It honestly sound insufferable. You know this sort of explains why those AAA actors are all described as really likable and kind. To be above any other actor who can read a script and own a sculpted chin you should have some form of decency and the absolute skill to be friends with everyone.

new and yahweh approved thread

110431453
110432327
Are these attempting to be funny to make a point? Very amateur work.

Fail at being a woman fail at killing themselves what a pathetic life

>"girl" telling you she wants to fuck you
>you make your best bedroom eyes

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