“A 17-year-old girl is never in her prime. Ever! I am in my prime.”

I see this dumb joke pop up literally every time Gadsby or some other butch lesbian is being discussed. I hate her too but can't you at least be original?

you seem upset

Unfortunately for her, 17 is pretty much the definition of a woman’s reproductive “prime”. Biologically anyway. Not sure why she’s fighting that battle.

I bet she was cute when she was 17

she's right you know, 17 is way past prime

See? You can't even come up with an original retort. Just stop trying dude

physically/sexually a woman is in her prime in her 20s (there are exceptions if she was a slut in her teens and ended up bogging herself by the time she hit 22)

Not the same user, but I am genuinely confused as to why so many lesbians adopt the butch style. Wouldn't other lesbians be more attracted to a more feminine style?

yep those jimmies are rustled

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"WHO THE FUCK JUST LAUGHED!? WHO WAS THE WHITE FUCKING MALE THAT THINKS THIS IS A COMEDY SHOW!?"

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How is it a joke? Butch feminists, quite literally, hate all qualities that have been traditionally associated with femininity while also hating all qualities that have been traditionally associated with masculinity DESPITE they themselves behaving and looking like the masculine men they so despise.

An 18 year old is in her prime.

Can't ftm trannies be original and stop hating the thing they transition into?

They don't look like masculine men, butch dykes nearly always look like some soi drinking video game developer working for bioware.

what a coincidence that she is now legal!

The ones like Hannah have been hurt by men, so the thinking is they then make themselves as unattractive as possible to men to avoid any further abuse.

haha alright you got me I'm a bit angrier than I should be

it should be in all caps

Technically speaking. If a 17 year old who is beginning to approach her prime, which she will apex at at the age of 25. but she dies. Isn't she then at he prime when she's 17 assuming she didn't have any higher points before then?

It really depends on the person. Some 18 year olds have already hit the wall. Some still aren't in their prime.

>roastie
>prime anything

I mean I completely agree, she is in her prime in the sense that this is the most famous she's ever going to be and it's all downhill from here

Yeah, she's not kidding anyone but herself and other delusional people. We all know when girls are in their prime and someone always takes advantage of it because women know it too. It's not like they keep it a secret.

Prime rib

there is no need to get angry on the internet, user

nah they wish they were men

No. They get fat and their skin deteriorates very quickly.

been legal for two years where i live
back of the net!

Completely delusional

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To further elaborate on this point i've included a picture.
suppose this function(x^2(x-50)^2 from x=(0,40) roughly approximates the primeness of an individual over a period of their life. If the individual were to die at 17 or so indicated by the vertical line in the image then wouldn't she be at her prime in 17?
This function only supposes that the person continues living you necro fucks

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Depends, if the only thing you're content on bringing to the table is your looks, then no, your prime is a very narrow window. If you learn a trade or become a teacher, then you're getting better by the age. A comic who isn't funny though? Your prime was as its peak right before you decided to pursue the Pagliacci career.

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WHERES THA BLOODY JOKES INNIT

The first thing you do when you get raped is write a standup about it

She's halfway right. A 19 year old is in her prime, and I'm talking early 19.
Nanette never even had a prime.

I bet her pusy smells like cinnamon buns

>A 17-year-old girl is never in her prime.
SHE'S PAST IT

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even that is about 8 years past expiration

Holy shit this chart...based

Prime Schaub heems her

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I wish my hair looked as good as his

I call your stats and raise by my own fake news

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Ah, as we can see here by this scientifically accurate graph, it seems that Hannah was correct all along.

Interesting.

I don’t believe for a second that people who use virtue signaling to force others into agreeing with and applauding them don’t know that they’re being manipulative and that the praise they receive for it is shallow and likely insincere, no matter how much they try to convince themselves otherwise.

They do in the Midwest. Midwestern butch lesbians are usually apolitical or centrist, though.

She looks like roadkill. This is what a 17 year old looks like.

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>yeah bro men age like fine wine
>ill be in my prime at 50
>what, dont believe me? look at this picture of george clooney
How do we end the agecope?

>70% of 12 year old girls are sexually attractive
who put this chart together, jimmy savile?

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BASED

How does she brap?

This is the first time I've seen a plastic gook that looks like she needs more makeup.

>10yo are more sexually attractive than 40yo
Is this a pedo chart?

TURN ON THE LIGHTS

wait, I thought '''''she'''' is a dude pretending to be a '''lesbian''' woman? I thought that's why 'she' got into a fight
>hits on a woman
>that woman's bf is also present
>he tells '''her'' to stop hitting on his girl
>hanna continues flirting
>gets blasted in the face for it
>cries about it in her 'stand-up'

based schaub poster

I don’t think you get the point mate. Women look for things like stability and income in a man in addition to(or just exclusively for some) looks. Most men get more stable and more income as they age. This offsets the deterioration in looks, whereas women’s only value is looks for the most part, so it’s a cliff for them. Men do tend to age a little better physically(on average) but it really isn’t the point.

SO YA
THOUGHT YA
MIGHT LIKE TO
GO TO THE SHOW

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This. 10-13 is prime.

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>implying you will be earning a lot of income (enough for it to matter relationship-wise) at 50
again with the delusions

Depends on what you are measuring. Prime, denotes a value system, and values are not universal; they are subjective.

If you are measuring the mental state, then she is likely correct. If you are measuring physical, then she is likely wrong.

but her argument is weak because she is neither in her mental or physical prime

But she should know that's almost never the case when it comes to sexual assault and rape. Most victims are never done up to look like a "cumslut who's begging for it". It's usually the predator coming across a woman who is alone outside. Rapist rape because they wanna fuck and overpower the victim.

>this would be legal in the 1970s
What went wrong

Prime means you can't subdivide a number any further. There's plenty of her to divide into bits, ergo she is wrong.

She's legal in most of the US now. Only a few states have the age of consent at 18.

Fridgemus Prime

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I'm not talking about financial stability.
I'm talking about people that genuinely believe they'll be a rugged "silver fox" at age 50.

16 is somewhat reasonable as that's during the transition from child to adult, but 18 is some next-level puritan hysteria.

16 is too old and already the AoC in half the country. AoC needs to be abolished altogether.

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Mate I don’t know what to tell you, men on average do age better then females. So some guys will be a rugged silver fox. Some will be Homer Simpson. Nearly all women will look like dogshit by 40 never mind 50 though(compared to their 20s especially). I’m sorry that reality is pissing you off so much but I can’t change it for you.

4 years in my country

wow it's almost like they want to have dicks but can't and that's why they're mentally ill

roit. she woz roiped, which isnt very noice.

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