Screeeeeeeeeeeeeech

>screeeeeeeeeeeeeech

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went to a "group dynamics job interview" that made us fill up a form and there was no table, fuckers
basically had to use half of my chair to sit and half to write

this whole bit was absolutely genius

*shoots an unarmed child*

what is this kino?

Is Smith type-cast?

Bitch was out there reading textbooks that would give the precursor knowledge on homebrewing nukes. Dangerous as fuck.

>alien monster hanging from streetlamp
>"dude he's just doing pull-ups!"

Why you shoot her?
She was a white girl *smack his lips*

I went to one of those and I knew right from the start I wasn't going to get the job so I just started going off on wild tangents during the interview and butt in when the panel was asking other interviewees questions and strike up conversations with people.
>that's great, mr user, but this is time for miss user
>oh, I apologize, it's just in these situations I feel like it's ok to engage in the conversation, please continue miss user
>thanks, mr user
And then I'd just do it again. The panel asked me something and I turned to the guy next to me and asked him how he felt about it since he mentioned something I felt was exceedingly interesting and relevant to the question that he should expand upon.

This nigga chase down a Cephalapoid.

I hope K knows what is he doing.

How would you now that unless... anonymous tip submitted.

Lolis are dangerous user

Annoying Screeching table haha nice ;) Black guy ignores the runes haha nice ;) black power!

Reminder that the Animated Series version of Agent L is wife material and the fact there is no DVD/Bluray or even good quality torrents online is a crime.

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I'm not sure user, post some dangerous lolis for me to evaluate.

kino scene

I can hear her emotionless voice

MiB is unironically a perfect film. Now I don't mean it's the greatest film of all time but in terms of what they wanted to make and what they got it's perfect
Every aspect of the film is exactly what it's suppose to be: casting, music, directing, alien designs, jokes , plot...everything is great.
Should be taught in Film school for people who want to make fun summer blockbusters
Makes MCU look like a SyFy channel original

>THIS NIGGA CAN RUN FAST
>hire him

obsessed

Surprised that this show wasn't made by the Aeon Flux dude. Felt similar (despite being a Saturday morning cartoon)

A good film, but a bad adaptation of the comic. Like the Constantine movie.

The source was much less jokey and MiB dealt with more than just aliens. A faithful adaptation wouldn't have become nearly as popular so they probably made the right call.

>but a bad adaptation of the comic
Who fucking cares. I haven't ever heard or seen anyone actually discussing the comic on its own aside from how "badly" it was adapted. But I bet you heard people commenting on how gritty the film was, and how cool Reeves or Swinton or Stormare's characters were.

I haven't even known there was a MiB comic.

Too bad the sequels were so shit

Taking source material and changing it completely to make 'summer blockbusters' is how trash like The Hobbit gets made. It worked for MiB but 90% of the time it shits the bed.

Based

>ywn have a cute blonde agent GF

Fan theory says that he passed all the tests correctly.

But I'm not sure the movie intended it that way. Should have made it more clear.

>yall want in on this?

Aren't there DVD rips with 720x576?

Season 1 and 2 only. The rest is mostly captured TV broadcast with 1 or 2 episodes that are literally a camera pointed at a TV.

Yeah, I'm still not sure if it was him fucking up the whole time yet they hired him anyway, or him actually doing well.
Shooting the girl makes sense once you know about the MIB - aliens aren't your enemies, but someone pretending to be a little girl might be up to no good. But was this the purpose of the test, him failing it completely, or him failing it but his excuses made sense?

It was incredibly clear

What on earth is wrong with you

>Taking source material and changing it completely to make 'summer blockbusters' is how trash like The Hobbit gets made
No, it isn't.

>tfw no Agent G partner

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Thinking outside the box and using ingenuity compared to the other meatheads
>Intentially awkward chairs and crappy pencils, nobody else dares to use the damn table
>Everyone instantly starts gunning down all the targets, not giving an inch of thought whether they should
The job involves a whole lot of weird shit, so they need someone who isn't just a rigid soldier (I mean jesus they had to help tentacle lady give birth in a car)

I'm hoping the new one to captures that feel.

WANGAAAAAA

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What went wrong with race stuff. Why did no one care then but do now? Do they want us living in opposition?

Because people want to bitch about anything.

*shoots an 8-year-old white girl in the middle of the ghetto*

Too bad they replaced her voice actress after season 1.

After Season 3 actually. You are thinking of K who got swapped after 1 season.

HO HO HO HO HO HO

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This

>this nigga can run fast
Yeah, he beat that dude WHO CAN CLIMB WALLS to the roof of that museum on foot.

is will smith still a scientologist? his sons woke af and his daughter cuts herself so idk senpai.

>nigga caught a squid on dry land

I love this movie. Used to watch this all the time on vhs and then dvd.

K and J are great together, D'Onofrio nails it, the music, the gadgets, the car gave me a life long love for black sedans, the cgi, the side characters, the jokes, the action... what a great film

>we will never get fun character-driven comedies ever again without some underlying political message

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what does this have to do with his skin color. i always seen this as an example of his rebelliousness and personal respect for himself. secondly he then asks the others if they would like to take a knee. and expressing his helpful friendly nature.

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