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You lost nothing.
T.lost my virginity at 15

Have you checked under the sofa?

Mother or father calls: "How are you doing?"
*planning to kill myself*
"Pretty good."

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>ugly us fuck
>shortest in the family
>low IQ
My parents didn't even touch the subject, because they knew I have no chance of getting a gf ;)

Jej

Have you considered joining a band?

Boomer user here.
You are not missing much. The life of drinking, partying and having sex is not really as good as you think it is. You would be happier living a wholesome life rather than desiring the degenerate life.

I've been to parties but I'm too stupid to pick up on signals
>At one party, this girl asks me to dance and stares at me the entire time, I don't do anything
>At another, a girl starts complaining that her feet are wet, tells me to feel them, etc.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>have a long term gf
>still miseerable and risdled wirh anxiety

>finally get a gf
>it's exhausting
>sleeping with another person is incredibly uncomfortable
>feeling obligated to text every day is annoying
>just want some alone time again
god I hate myself

What kind of Reddit fucking post is this? Fuck outta here.

GOD PLEASE HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO DO THAT PATHETIC NON CONVINCING "H-HEH YEAH" FAUX NORMALFAG FACADE REACTION WHEN SOMEONE IN PUBLIC STARTS TALKING TO ME ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP QUIRKS WAITING FOR ME TO REPLY WITH SOMETHING SIMILAR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, Wow, three for free! and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, I'm going to call you 3-for-free!.

Now the staff greets me with hey it's 3-for-free! and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>be boomer parent
>shelter kid and prevent him from doing anything rebellious
>wonder why he ends up as socially incompetent loser

Same shit user.
>Be social and outgoing as a kid throughout the last years of HS.
>Parents mad I always come home late
>Mad I always spend time with friends having fun.
>Makes me stay at home
>Become NEET
>Now wants me to hang out with Friends I lost contact with

>lost virginity at 18
>have fairly amount of sex during my college years
>get gf at 21, she was 25
>2 years with her
>suddenly one day she wants to break up. I don't really know why, she doesn't seem to want to tell me. I dont' want to break up but I don't want to look pathetic and pushy
>crisis is at full throttle in my country and nobody wants civil engineers
>have to go back to live with my parents to save money
>study computational engineering because that's what most companies in civil engineering want nowadays
>get shit job that eats all my time but manage to go independent, again
>mother gets sick and breaks her back so I also have to take care of her and spend my free time going to her house
>always regret I didn't fight for my ex harder
You know, I, unironically, contemplated suicide a couple of ocassions

>overprotective boomer parents in their 60's
>went to an all boys school where I made no friends
I seriously never had a chance
Anyone who has a kid in their late 40's should be killed

>quit
>left me
>foreclosed
Built myself back up only to say fuck it once more. I realized that there's really nothing I want. No point in working and struggling if nothing's going to make me happy. I have one more month's rent left, so after that it's sayonara.

They weren't wet, she just wanted me to stroke them

Do you guys really want gfs? Shit's a hassle, no free time because you have to hang out with her like every other day
Just fuck sluts

Oh noooo you only fucked loads of girls and had a gf
Let me play the world's smallest violin for your hardships

>suddenly one day she wants to break up. I don't really know why, she doesn't seem to want to tell me.
>always regret I didn't fight for my ex harder
She was cheating on you.

>sleeping with another person is incredibly uncomfortable
Ha ha ha. That's shit they don't tell the virgins. But it's true. They imagine falling asleep cuddling, when the reality is that you'll both get too hot in less than 20 minutes.

I don't know how to do either

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5 years, I had awesome 5 years...and then everything went to shit and knowing I lost all of that is fucking killing me

I literally don't care about sex whatsoever. I just want a platonic relationship.

REEEEEE GUYS MY GF BROKE UP WITH ME LAST WEEK AND I'VE ONLY HAD SEX TWICE SINCE THEN
I HAVEN'T FUCKED IN ALMOST 48 HOURS I'M SO LONELY AND HORNY AND ANTISOCIAL JUST LIKE YOU

You’d get tired of it pretty quickly

REEEEEE GUYS MY GF BROKE UP WITH ME LAST WEEK AND I'VE ONLY HAD SEX TWICE SINCE THEN
I HAVEN'T FUCKED IN ALMOST 48 HOURS I'M SO LONELY AND HORNY AND ANTISOCIAL JUST LIKE YOU

REEEEEE GUYS MY GF BROKE UP WITH ME LAST WEEK AND I'VE ONLY HAD SEX TWICE SINCE THEN
I HAVEN'T FUCKED IN ALMOST 48 HOURS I'M SO LONELY AND HORNY AND ANTISOCIAL JUST LIKE YOU

this is why we need to ban Gosling posters, they're normies.

REEEEEE GUYS MY GF BROKE UP WITH ME LAST WEEK AND I'VE ONLY HAD SEX TWICE SINCE THEN
I HAVEN'T FUCKED IN ALMOST 48 HOURS I'M SO LONELY AND HORNY AND ANTISOCIAL JUST LIKE YOU

I think you just need closure user. Try messaging her and if she replies start a convo with her till you feel that she's comfortable enough then ask her why she wanted to break up, don't be a sperg about it though whatever the reason is/was.

I mean, you're probably right to be honest. The grass is always greener on the other side.

I’m thinkin of living in my car for a year just to save money

It's normalfags/normalfaggots, not normies you crossposting tourist.

Gay

more like imaginative incel
>some homely girl dances with you out of pity
>uhh guys I'm being hit on what do I do
>some other girl fucks with you out of boredom (I mean seriously wtf wet feet)
>guys I touched a foot I'm not a virgin anymore
>guys I swear I'm just too stupid to pick up on it but let me tell you about when I picked up on it
honestly kys

is this dude actually having a meltdown lol

my new (first) gf visited for two weeks recently
my bed is 100 cm wide, add her ass rolling down into the depression of my mattress and I had like 30 centimeters to sleep in

and she wonders why I'm tired all the time

taking naps on her chest was based though

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Fuck man,it's like you knew,my father had me at 40. All the other kid had younger,cool parents but my father wanted to crush my spirit because I was "too cocky" and that can cost you in life.

>was once the most popular kid in elementary skool
>had a gang of close friends including 3 qt grills, 1 of them wanted to go out wif me
>played lots of sports, rode on my bicycle to friend's house everyday
>suddenly had to move to bumfuck nowhere because of dad's job
>lose friends, gained weight, got depressed
>lost ability to socialize and make new friends
>still alone and sexless to this day

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That distinction hasn't mattered fro a good 5 or 6 years now

Same.
It especially sucks when where you move to has no one with any thing in common with you.

>taking naps on her chest was based though
I wanna do that

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IT'S NOT EVEN Yea Forums - Television & Film RELATED

There's still hope bros
>hit 20
>suddenly no one gives a shit whether I come home late or at all
>move out with some friends
>stone drunk every other day no one gives a fuck
>probably call home like once a month
>gym 5 days a week
>pull girls at clubs a lot easier
>still a virgin
living the life ;_;

Are you new or something?
offtopic posting has always been a thing and better than ontopic posting usually

it's better than sex
because I have phimosis and deathgripitis so I couldn't cum once in the two weeks

I find that while she's laying on the couch on her side, me laying with one arm through her thighs and my head on the side of her butt to be more comfy.

Honestly I don't even care about gf, I just want to get a job and stop being such a lazy worthless piece of shit.

>>pull girls at clubs a lot easier
>>still a virgin
wat

How do you have sex with phimosis? I am a virgin with phimosis and I don't know what to do when I will lose my virginity.

similar here though it was moving schools from state to private. Doing cheeky shit on the streets and egging pigs meant fuck all and it was all band practice, having the latest phone and sports.

He's probably some faggot who starts Alita and Captain Marvel threads every hour.

hahah, you guys get it. Can't say it on r9k or I get screeched at but I honestly despise spending time with gf a lot of the time. It's a huge inconvenience and most of the time I just want to hit the bong, play some vidya and not have someone in my bed wanting attention.

Simple, you put your ponos into her vagoo
the only issue is that I go soft very easily since vigorous exercise kills your boner without proper stimulation, but in general it was only a problem from my perspective, she clearly has fun

things you can do with girls at clubs that aren't sex
>touching
>dancing
>kissing
getting them to go home with you when you're both drunk is a lot harder than any of those and I'm not about to unzip my whiskey dick in the middle of a club to lose the v card

So you stick in your dick without retracting the foreskin? How does she suck your dick? Does she suck the foreskin?

Many such cases. Sad.

>They imagine falling asleep cuddling, when the reality is that you'll both get too hot in less than 20 minutes.

This ties into my unromantic theory that the best sleeping arrangement would be two queen sized beds placed 1" apart on wheels. Close enough to be intimate, far enough to get the fuck off my arm, bitch.

It's so much better when you're living apart and dating with an occasional sleepover than when you live together.

I was raised by boommer parents who had childs before me and were tired of raising us so they let us do everything we want
I'm socially inept but if I wasn't an huge pussy I could have done a good criminal career in the coke biz

yes, but I am very close to being able to retract it, so the tip has full contact
as for her blowjobs I can't tell, but they're not really pleasurable either

i've basically masturbated myself into only being fit for celibacy

I used to have some pretty fucked up dreams, with a recurring theme that I was trying to either punch someone or swat some large bug, and I'd wake up right in the swinging motion. Most of the time, I'd smack my knuckles on the headboard, but once I whacked my wife right in the face.

Bro,there is no hope for me. I'm 29 years old. I am buff as hell and I look good but mentally I lack so much confidence that people can smell it.

Pretty much.

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Being the oldest like I was is the worst.
It's when your parents are at their most strict and you have no older siblings to help you through life

I feel like it’s his choice to be sad. Not choice per se, but he could learn to reframe his perspective. Hanging out in your pj’s drinkin’ coffee doing stuff on your computer (playing games, making music, watchin’ movies), is a pretty good day if you ask me.

God forbid someone prepare you for the disappointment of having an actual girlfriend.

as a virgin you should stfu and listen to your superiors. We're not moaning about having gf's to be assholes, we're giving you a blackpill

>always find good looking girls willing to dance
>full on fingerbanged one while she hotdogged my wiener once
>not pulling
realistically if I were less of an alcoholic and actually put some effort into it I'd get laid but I dread the idea of taking some girl back to my shitty place
also the fingerbanging thing got me kicked out but whatever

fake it til you make it is the best advice anyone ever gave me and it works

this isn't R9K, nowhere does it say you have to be a shut-in failure virgin to post here. You are deluded if you think that most of the people here aren't semi-normal people with friends and careers who play sports and go to clubs. I'm sorry to burst your bubble

Go see a doctor. It's a common procedure.

getting a gf changed nothing about my outlook on life because i'm not some pathetic failed normalfag who needs women to enjoy life

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I'd tell you that you'll see for yourself one day, but that would probably be a lie.

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Misery doesn't care about your standard of living. Both chad and incel are accustomed to their way of life, both will find things making them miserable.

Fuck off kike. I am keeping my foreskin.

Don't listen to this mutilation idiot, just slowly stretch the skin and gradually you'll have a fully retractable healthy penor skin. Google basic phimosis stretching exercises, maybe use some cream at first if it is really really bad

>REEEEE. Only my pathetic problems are valid!
No wonder you can't get laid.

What message are you trying to convey?

So you're gay as fuck? If you can't enjoy the simple pleasure of smacking a naked girl's ass when you wake up in the morning then just accept your faggotry.

user, there are other ways to treat it if you just bothered to read the wikipedia article.

what do you get out of attacking this guy?

Loser, no one is saying that it's worse to not be a virgin. We're just saying that your idealized vision of what having a girlfriend means is not the sad reality.
I'd never trade places with you.

What do you get out of whiteknighting for him?