Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History

Since its the international Christian Love Day, Geno Samuel will start releasing new episodes of his high quality epic 'Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History' documentary series. He will also be releasing re-edits of his previous episodes due to quality concerns and youtube censoring. So far he has released a total of 13 well reasearched and very detailed ~40 minute episodes spanning from Chris' birth to around 2009 right before the Liquid Chris saga.

Is anyone else hyped? What did you think of the previous episodes?

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>YouTube censoring
Not at all

Hollywood biopic when?

Or are we waiting until Barb dies and Chris finally snaps and gets killed dressed as a ballerina in a confrontation with the police after kidnapping a bunch of children?

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What would Chris arc me in the movie?

wish Philip Seymour Hoffman was still with us, I think he would make a good Chris.

>it was an intersting life i had
guaranteed academy award to whomever plays Bob

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He will die by cop after shooting up a theater showing the sonic movie.
Calling it now.

Hes not going to see it

big if true

Where is he uploading these to if Youtube is gonna fuck with him?

>well researched
nigga there's literally a wikipedia dedicated to him. and if you're an autist on the internet you should already have read it

its youtube again. he said something about not monetizing them this time hoping that would help.

Clint Eastwood could play Bob

ryan gosling in a fat suit

Is it his birthday today or on the 27th?

is chris like 40 now

I thought he was, I dunno, 37 or so?

Problem is that the cwcki goes down all the time and kiwi farms is loaded with grade A homofaggots.

Semi related
What the fuck happened to Kiwifarms?

Trannies took over.

I want to believe. I was so dissapointed when he stopped making the chris videos I almost started to wonder if it was all a big ruse just to get people to watch his fucking music videos.

Seriously now, what will happen once Barb dies?

We all know Chris will die soon after by suicide by cop (and that his crimes may be shocking enough to push for federal gun licenses in the United States) but how will the Final Saga happen?

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Does Chris have enough Legos where he can make his own house and live in it?

Oh man, I want a lego shanty saga so bad now

>dimensional merger never happened
>blames it on "red tape"

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we still have paul dano, an even better choice since it would be easier for him to play early 20s chris

cwc shoyld always ve bumoed to the front page

Null's updating the website to XenForo 2

did he release part 14 today?

He says that. But he will, he always does.

Bumo

It is astounding how much rent Chris occupies in people's head. Imagine living your life (lol) and everything you do gets documented in a wiki by equally mentally unstable people who have also nothing better to do

GET A LOAD OF THIS WHITE KNIGHT!

>It is astounding how much rent Chris occupies in people's head

When you want to talk shit but cant remember how so you just go with it and hope nobody notices

Michael Douglas

I genuinely predict he will become homeless at least a year after Barb dies. That or be sent to some sort of assisted living center, but that'd take some source of income.