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“Mr. Burrous was with a companion in a hotel. He was engaged in various sexual activities with his companion, then he inserted methamphetamine into his rectum,” the autopsy report said.

“Later on, in the encounter Mr. Burrous inserted a second rock of methamphetamine through his anus and put on a mask and dusted the filters with ‘poppers,’” the coroner’s report said, and continued: “His companion inserted his hand through his anus. Mr. Burrous began grunting then vomited and became unresponsive.”

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He better be a right winger.

I used to watch this nigga on the tv

Next on Burrous' Bites: The Dust

this dude had a wife and daughter

gays are weird wtf bros

Which network did he anchor for? I'm betting fox. Fox are degenerates

Maybe it was an accident. I almost sat on a dog leg yesterday.

who play in biopic?

KTLA

it's a CW affiliate

what the heck

He was just a simple cali liberal

HE HAD AN ASIAN WIFE AND EVERYTHING AND THREW IT ALL AWAY FUCKING FAGGOT
ktla.com/2014/10/19/happy-11th-wedding-anniversary-to-mr-mrs-burrous/

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Upside is that if he was alive this would be very embarrassing

>druggie

moral of the story:

don't be a degenerate

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>in a sneedy hotel room

This is awful, and you feel sorry for the family he left behind.

There was a strange case in 2017, where the weatherman for NBC-affiliate WCSH in Maine committed suicide, found in the woods after trying to cut his wrists, then dying of exposure.

A couple months later, the county sheriff reported that the weatherman, Tom Johnston, was the suspect in a sexual assault case. Apparently, he was drunk and at a party, assaulted a sleeping woman, who woke up and recognized him, then ran out of the house when others there also recognized him. He also had an ex-wife and a kid. A really shocking and sad way to go.

Truer words were never spoken

It was some fag

lol

I knew someone who did meth and he said it hits you almost instantly. Why would you stick it in your butt?

proof that any sexual orientation not straight are pure degeneracy.

>it's a CW affiliate
Im not surprised. That network and its shows are pretty pro g*y

If this was a woman they would have treated with with a lot of discretion

>Mr. Burrous began grunting

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>Why would you stick it in your butt?
Any drug "hits you" more quickly/intensely when you jam it up your butt because you have more blood vessels up in your sphincter for your body to absorb the substance. Junkies will occasionally squirt a mixture of H and water/lemon juice up their b-hole and alkies will occasionally "butt chug" or soak tampons in vodka and jam that up there
>tl;dr: blood vessels

it's called boofing, pretty common among certain weirdos
it supposedly makes the rush more intense

Something fishy going on. It is impossible to overdose on meth. I bet he had evidence that could lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest.

>impossible to overdose on meth
i'd overdose you with my cum retard

>His companion inserted his hand through his anus. Mr. Burrous began grunting then vomited and became unresponsive.”
He obviously went too far up

Should have married an Asian tranny with a huge cock instead.

and gay

formerly a sucky hotel room

>or soak tampons in vodka and jam that up there

I should start doing this. I'm tired of going to work with booze on my breath.

why is that public information? Shouldn't things like this be private matters for the family?

You might actually get too drunk and/or give yourself alcohol poisoning because there's that many blood vessels in your b-hole area for the wodka to absorb into your bloodstream

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Mfw the hand went through

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Mfw

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Had an Asian wife. Station where he worked at heavily left leaning because it's LA.

I wonder if his wife ever fisted him

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He was a well known conservative. Most are closeted

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I heard a story years ago about a bunch of gangmembers raping a girl for revenge, they stuck a bunch(like 4-5 grams) of meth in her ass and she had a heart attack so they buried her out in the desert, happens a lot I guess.

mexican?

>drugging and gangraping a girl
Just like in my japanese animes

He left behind an Asian wife and half-Asian daughter

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She'll definitely go into porn when she's older

lmao why are wmaf couples always bottom barrel degenerates

Not to rain on anyones parade but as a middle aged professional guy it's so hard to get drugs on the down low, you really just have to hook up with a fag for the weekend because you know they got the good stuff

Theres a saying in my community, to hit the pipe you gotta hit the pipe

yes

his companion was a dude right?

The wife/mom could still do it too. She looks perfect for MomPOV and/or GloryholeSecrets

Most of everyone who works on local news here in LA is conservative, they just don't talk about their politics. Why are you guys so uneducated about your sworn enemy?

The grave "official" language only makes it funnier.

You shouldn't get fisted unless you have the Slavic ass mutation

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his qt daughter giving a eulogy, to her dear Daddy

youtube.com/watch?v=xBEGvXLEKDM

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Could this help alleviate my chronic constipation

Just use a regular enema for that, dummy. Opiates actually make you constipated

I wonder what kinky shit he did with her

Imagine if this was your dad. Picture in your head your dad being found dead in a hotel room and the coroner tells you he died with meth and a man's fist up his ass. How would you react?

But did she know her dad: was a lord of the locker room?

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"Thanks for not doing it ten years ago *before* you were trying to have sex with me you old bastard."

She's 8, I'm sure her mother didn't let her read the reports

Classic dad, always embarrassing you

Her classmates are sure to let her know.

Damn dad you went out like that?

>Picture in your head your dad being found dead in a hotel room

can't. he's in jail and won't be getting out anytime soon, although it makes imagining him with another guy's fist in his asshole easier

Can someone post the EMT's account of the gay tinfoil pipe mummy who got cooked inside the tinfoil?

Why do white people do this?

i'd be mad and he didn't invite me to his sex party. selfish fuck

Faggots:Not even once

Unlikely, they would get detention or time out or some big punishment

the booze smell is enzymes on your lungs user

Do you think the wife knew he was gay? Did his co-workers know

i cant imagine being so horny you put meth rocks up your ass

I literally just typed in "gay black man dies overdose meth anus" and got a dozen results, user

Henry Dicarlo probably fisted him a few times, he looks like the type.

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At what point did he give into to his secret gay desires? How long was this gay stuff going on? But to b really honest at least dude went out living the best night of his life. Having a leather mask on huffing poppers getting ultra high on meth whilst another man was elbow deep in his ass. God speed

Meth is known to alter you mentally and make you do weird shit, he might not really have been gay

Assuming these aren't made up, what kind of life do you lead where your dad is raping you or in prison? Are you black?

chemsex is cray

>Man Dies After Being 'Mummified' In Gay Sex Act
>Two British men are being charged with manslaughter for what the pair claim was a kinky sex act gone wrong. Alun Williams appears to have died from dehydration and a fatal heart attack after consenting to have his body wrapped in cling wrap, a sex practice known as "mummification." Methamphetamine and ketamine were also found in Williams' body.
>The fetish, mummification, involves wrapping someone up in a material like duct tape or plastic to look like an Egyptian mummy. It is generally considered safe as long as the recipient does not have their breathing obstructed.
>Bowler tells the operator: "He's on my bed, he's wrapped up in a PVC sheet with tape and that."

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He met up with his grindr partner on multiple occasions. He probably got married just to have a kid and keep up a facade.

>had an asian wife
>was a closeted faggot
LOL this is actually more common than you'd think. The Village Voice, a forum board runned by homos, did a piece on it even. villagevoice.com/2010/05/05/whats-with-closeted-gay-men-and-asian-women/

you breeders have no idea, you should google gay meth sex orgys, we smoke up and fuck FOR DAYS

I think the real moral of the story is:

Don't fist crystal meth up your rectum.

>But to b really honest at least dude went out living the best night of his life.
But did he really? Maybe it's because I'm just some boring guy who spends his time shitposting on Yea Forums and barely even gets out of his home, and I'm not some degenerate faggot, but getting fisted up the ass on meth sounds like a nightmare than a dream evening to me.

meth isn’t a drug like the others.
It literally cuts off any part of the brain that isn’t part of of the reptile section and makes sex 1000x more intense and pleasurable.You will do anything afterwards to do it again.Also turns everyone into mega pervert wanting to take tranny cocks raw and eat sperm out of tranny ass.
You can’t control meth, it controls you

Doesnt seem like a good night to me, actaully sounds like my first day in hell, but its all relative i guess

what a great article.

>turns everyone into mega pervert wanting to take tranny cocks raw and eat sperm out of tranny ass
Are you speaking from experience?

;_;

100 percent the asian wife knew and didnt care. Asian chicks life goal is a rich white husband by all means necessary

What article? How is this considered "doing a piece"? This is literally the entire article:


Before you call the p.c. police, let me state that not all men who date Asian women are closeted nellies.

But a whole LOT of times when I see a swishy guy clinging to the arm of a woman in public, the gal happens to be Asian!

It’s an age-old stereotype, but it often turns out to be true, and I still can’t figure out why this combination is so damned popular!

Do Asian women not complain when their man can’t get it up?

yeah I know, it's shit

I mean it's his version tho he consciously made a decision to do all that stuff. It's like that guy Mr. Hands who got gored up the ass by a horse. He thought getting fucked by a horse would be a great time. He ended up dying from it.

Yeah, local news reporter is a $3

this conversation is over

*$30,000/yr job

Would prefer to creampie my chubby (female) fuckbuddy then cuddle afterwards while we spoon and watch crappy tv shows

I guess... for me a great night is laughing at a faggot on meth getting fisted to death, so to each his own.

the funniest thing about mr hands is that it was literally just a bunch of drunk guys doing it as a joke and it horrendously backfired. then that movie Zoo comes out and portrays it as a heartbreaking act of forbidden love

Are you criticizing the work of a LGBT socialite writer? I didn't know this site was swarming with backward bigots otherwise I wouldn't have wasted my time. Have a nice life, gentlemen.

These stories are always weird to me. Maybe because I've settled into solid "enjoy what good you can and don't let other drag themselves down or you" apathy in life but how can you be on both extremes like that? "Daddy first my chem-hole" on one side and legit family man on the other. So weird. At some point he decided "yes this is ok". How do you even get to that point?

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ignore this, just looked up the case and they were 100% zoophile weirdos before the case

Yeah I saw zoo. I just thought it was a group of weirdos that liked to have horses fuck them in Washington state. Funniest part of the whole thing was the guy they interviewed said that anyone who went out to the stables had to have a spotter

Maybe he got addicted to meth, have you thought of that? And he couldn't be a happy family man, he was gay and didn't like his woman wife

>Daddy first my chem-hole" on one side and legit family man on the other. So weird
Why?
I get chemsex railed by trannies with 9 inch cocks on regular basis but in daily life I am just a regular boring chubby guy who everyone thinks has no sex drive and is into astronomy and WW2

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lmao racemixers btfo

you can be both

no I am not and my father murdered two (2) people, which meant he was only ever going to get local news coverage

>Do Asian women not complain when their man can’t get it up
Nah, they're use to small penises

It's a chicken and egg thing, but I'm guessing the gay thing came first, then he became a news anchor and he didn't want people prying into his gay adventures, so he got the beard, and after that it escalated into the whole chem-hole fisting. It could be the other way around but it seems less likely that someone would unironically marry an asian woman, but then again if he did, it's very likely that she would have turned him off the entire gender.

>a forum board runned by homos
>runned

Bless you, user. You'll be spared.

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I sincerely hope you meet the same end as Chris Burrous ASAP

based

Doubtful, I imagine it's hard to be a drug addict gay and secretly a news journalist family man

Keep living the dream bro

Me too!

D-DELETE THIS!!!

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Proof?

gays aren't people

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>be white
>do drugs instead of doing something valuable
He deserved it

Love is love!

no tears now user only dreams

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It's almost like homosexuality is unhealthy and unnatural or something.

Buttflusterd lefty

Why do white guys have no standards other than checking off the asian box

how does dying while having an orgasm feels like bros?

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M-me too user haha

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>how did daddy die mommy?

how do you respond?

cock-craving toilet-haunting buttflusterEd "conservative""

Is having your asshole fisted pleasurable?

We all have a secret face

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Got anything to back up your statements or are you just upset a degenerate on your side died?