LOCK ME UP

>the mustache was moore's idea and he made it work with the creepy smile
i can't help but grin throughout this whole movie everytime i watch it.

FINISH IT NOW. It's a damn cult classic!

HAG

Moore?

A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD

FASCIST

YARP

That's Timothy Dolton you dalt

Nobody tell me nuthing

Oi believe ye 'ave a loicense fer this gon?

kek i must be very drunk mistaking dalton with moore, still based as fuck

CRUSTY JUGGLERS

THE GREATER GOOD

SEA MINE

...you want me to bother the chief inspector with this?

No luck catching those swans then ?

A BIG BUSHY BEARD

>the vulgar police-woman
based af, hope she gets an oscar tomorrow

He's not gonna get back up again?

ITS A JAPANESE PEACE LILY

Everybody and their mum's packin' round 'ere.

Narp?

... Good. Proceed to the castle.

I’ve had MY top off in this lay-by!

LOCAL SUPERMARCHÉ

HAG

arigh' 'spose

Nothing like a bit of girl on girl

MY DISCOUNTS ARE CRIMINAL

MORNING THE SWANS ESCAPED

>Farmers
>and who else?
>Farmers mums

Yes. A Mr P.I Staker

Pub?

Sex

itt:

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Probably my favorite movie of all time.

Aaron A. Aaronson

You newfags always try to hard with the reddit meme. Lurk more.

It’s definitely up there.

COCKS

OI, PRICK

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yes mister blower

Is this thread just one autistic r*ddit tourist spamposting? There's no interaction between posters and the only thing posted are youtube tier quotes from the movie.

"how dare people have fun on my board"

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You can't have fun on this board unless you're quoting The Dark Knight Rises or a certain episode of The Simpsons

HAG

this

may their heads be struck from their necks for such disloyalty

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Like who?

wanna be a big cop in a small town? fuck up off the model village

Jogg on 'blows raspberries'

>Now look at this guy why’s he got his hat low like that?
>he’s fuck ugly
>or maybe... he doesn’t want to be seen
>cause he’s fuck ugly

farmers.

>can funpost Hot Fuzz and rustle Yea Forums at the same time
based, also this film has almost all of the best British comedy actors from the 90's and 00's. Kevin Eldon is the ultimate seal of quality

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And who else?

fucking hell, I missed a lot of visual gags as a kid

Just forget it, Nicholas. It's Sandford.

>Well he murdered Bill Shakespeare
>What? Oh
Gets me everytime, I think this is the most rewatchable movie of all time.

>He's fuckugly

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my go-to example of "absolutely perfect casting" right here

>Here comes the Hot Fuzz
Unbelievable

Don't forget the capeshitters in denial

Leave ush.

the scene where hes blinded by the light reflecting off the kids braces in the bar is one of my favorite gags of all time

>He’s living in the barracks
>what, with the recruits?
>yes he’s “living out of cardboard boxes”
>well then you’re packed already!

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I can hear every single quote in the actor's voices. How was every line so memorable?

>It's just the one killer, actually.
>It's just the one killer, actually.
>It's just the one killer, actually.

....wait a minute......THAT CARD

Wright is a master of visual/editing jokes