>*starts crying*
*starts crying*
Elijah Long
Colton James
We got her.
Joseph Rivera
*dismantles your patriarchy*
David Barnes
It's crazy how you can pinpoint the crux of a mans life down to a few painful seconds.
Brody Perry
>tfw never growing up
Levi Edwards
You're a pathetic, weak, ugly little man, Jonah.
Jaxson Powell
he deserved everything
Camden Price
>Y-you too
Cameron Price
>little
Colton Brown
begone, foul creature. you are already slain.
Alexander Cooper
Terrible response that got shredded by the responses you cropped out
Robert Bailey
*pulls out glock*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid French bitch. You disgusting whore. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Be thankful, I'm about to make you a star..."
William Ross
wrong. i was in that thread and the responses were all to the effect of "we found it" or "JONAH IS FREE" etc... there are no good responses
Dominic Rivera
But wasn't superbad a long winded enthusiatic consent psa anyway?
Jackson Stewart
The GOAT
Aaron Price
*CLICK*
Yeah, that's going in my white male fragility folder
Elijah Gonzalez
>Good one, Jonah! But please, no cigarettes allowed in this studio. If you can't resist the urge to put something in your mouth for more than five minutes, try sucking your thumb.
Hudson Brooks
NOOOOOOOOOOO HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FREE
Ian Taylor
Holy shit
Christopher Mitchell
*climbs over the table and BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS right in her face*
Explain to me how this isn't the perfect response.
Mason Edwards
See
Ian Baker
This guy beat her.
Wyatt Allen
Carter Morales
stop bullying jonah pls
Nathaniel James
would be lost in translation though
Joshua Phillips
>What would you have to say about them, that they wanted to charge you the price of two men the same way airlines do?
Sebastian Parker
>I'm guessing having sex with rich men is how you got your job in the first place
Was it that hard?
Jaxson Baker
not fair
Justin Campbell
will he ever recover bros?
Christian Gray
What is this fit called?
Jace Gonzalez
>No, I'm not a Hollywood actor
Ian Reed
very weak
Ian King
did jonah forget what happens in superbad? i know it's been a while but come on
Parker Hall
>A threesome in a hotel room? Is that how you got your job?
Brayden Wood
what?