Have you ever met a celebrity, Yea Forums?

Have you ever met a celebrity, Yea Forums?

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Yes but I'm not allowed with 100 feet of them now

Donald Trump shook my hand

Most famous person I've met is the former world darts champion Keith Deller. So no.

Saw chris evans (capamerica)
He smiled at me

>100 feet
Is that some ironic punishment referencing your crime?

Dave Chappelle lives in the town next to me and I’ve seen him a couple times

>that hair

oh no no no

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Does he smell like piss?

James has a weird body type. Like his legs are too short or something. He just looks weird standing up. He wears the cheapest, shittiest, most ill fitting clothes too.

Sup Eric.

you know James is the real deal by how bad he dresses
his wife probably buys what he wears for him, so everything hardly fits his frame

I met Hiromi Uehara.

Next time you see him yell out "Rick James bitch!" He'll probably get triggered and go into hiding in Africa again.

several pro skaters/bmx riders. but most notably i met mike patton at a show. hes a manlet unfortunately but still kinda cool

I've met Andie McDowell

I met Emo Philips after a show and he signed my CD.

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Did you meet Margaret and Rainey?

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He is bowlegged

nice maga circle

Gal Gadot. She's as sweet as can be.

he smells like mike's cum

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james has the classic dadbod

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No, it was in Vancouver

why doesn't he get hair transplants?

Oh.
Did you ask her about Margaret’s stramge behavior?

Isnt she Israeli, though?

does anyone have the webm were the avgn runs like a retard autist next to his fans

No, I was unaware of her daughters at the time. She was reading a book called Full Spectrum Parenting so take from that what you will

I'm pretty sure I read that he has a deformed leg.

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Leonardo Dicaprio in my local Liddle.

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looks like she could use a hair transplant too, maybe they can find a place that does couples discounts

>liddle

>playing an extra in a movie in dundalk, MD in like 2009
>sitting in the green room with two actual actors and they're talking quietly with each other, it's just me and some nameless pale lanky woman covered in veins hunched over in her seat
>one of the guys is like 'oh yeah well uh my friend David Richards, he actually-'
>she suddenly calls across the room 'DAVID RICHARDS? OH YEAH I KNOW HIM HE RAPED ME BACK IN THE EIGHTIES'

She's still a piece. You fuck?

Nick Mullen stop posting here and go upload the premium episode so I can steal it from Reddit

That's nice of you to befriend him, user.

Yeah I thought she looked better than she did in the make up commercials she featured in that were running at the time. No we did not fuck

>Kid in the 90's
>At Radio City Music Hall
> Large group of suits walking through the gift shop
> One really tall guy with curly hair in the middle of the group being really loud and acting nervously
>Brother asks, "isn't that the cheerleader guy from SNL?"
>Unmistakably Will Farrell, before Night at the Roxbury. I didn't even know his name then.
>I tell my brother, "yeah, that's definitely him."
>My brother asks if we should go meet him and get his autograph
>Assuming he would end up JUSTed like most SNL cast members, I said, "Nah"
>MFW I may have been wrong on that call

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How does a dude dress this poorly in this decade? Good clothes are cheap af online. He looks like hes going clubbing straight from a shuttered TJ Maxx. I'd break out in sweat wearing this in public. Just go to Brooks Brothers. He's got money. And yet he's married.