I have just begun watching Joe Rogan podcasts. Any good ones you recommend?

Steven crowder was the guest

Alex Jones had to one of the most entertaining

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Kek

Just flip through ones with guests you're interested in. Joe is a good interviewer and lets his guests take the stage so if you want to hear someone you like be more candid just watch/listen to those.

No, these are a must skip. He even ruined the alex Jones appearance. Eddie bravo is a menace to entertainment

avoid any that has joey diaz. ROGAN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD TO YOU BACK 76 I USED TO ROB MARTIANS WITH AN ALUMINUM BAT, HIT EM IN THE BACK OF THEIR FUCKING HEAD GREEN GOO COME OUT. just goes on and on about shit he has no idea about.

Duncan Trussell was an interesting guy the first couple times I heard him, really knowledgeable of satanic and other fringe beliefs, his weird stoner voice made me laugh.

1st Jordan Peterson interview

The one with the dude who is working on A.I. is terrifying.
A narcissistic fuckwit completely void of any sense of responsibility.
I just wish Joe was a more competent interviewer and really grilled that asshat (the guy literally said he wants to "put his mind in A.I". and become beyond a God)

Let me tell you something Joe Rogan, hardest I ever fuckin' came was from this little chinese guy I met on cragslist back in 2009. I show up at his house and he's got fuckin' pictures of his family up everywhere and I'm thinkin' not fucking way this cocksucker is legit. Fuckin' ten minutes later where doin' blow off eachother's rods, doin' poppers, slammin' tina, chem pissin in eachothers holes, the hole fuckin kit and kaboodle. Next thing I know mr miyagi has me layin down on his couch, legs in the air an he's fucking poundin' away at me like a fuckin wadaiko drummer, his little egg roll is slammin into my prostate like tyson hittin' the speedbag and in five minutes he's got my belly looking like a fuckin' cinnabun. I had my first out of body experience with that little yellow bastard.

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Travis Barker
Nic Dapolo
Mike Baker for some of the most recent ones

the one with jake "the snake" roberts from a few months ago. the fact that he still walks this earth is fucking absurd. highlights include:

joe: what was your favorite drug when you were an addict?
jake: MORE!!!!

+1 for Travis Barker- that morherfucker is crazy as hell.

Shut the fuck up and look into it bro

When will Karl finally get his rightly deserved spotlight in the podcast, he could tell Joe all about monkeys

I want an Eddie podcast where he has skeptics on and berates them for the first 98% of the show and then just puts them in some kind of hold and forces them to denounce their views. Smash cut to precanned sign off and ad roll to end the show

eddie and joe have such good synergy together.
also, look into the jimmy saville segment they did. he's so into conspiracies he just becomes a character and it's hilarious when he goes crazy.

>Louis Theroux
>Chuck pallaniuck
>Alex Jones + Elon Musk (they are pretty good)
>Niel DeGrasse Tyson
>Bill Burr

Get the popular meme guys out of the way since they do stand out and their interviews are good regardless of your views
>Jordan Peterson
>Ben Shapiro
>Gavin McInnis

This is the definitive guide to starting Joe Rogan. You can go from anywhere from here. These get you comfortable with the guy.

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You haven't been paying attention to the literature

Unironically his Louis Theroux episodes are fantastic if you're a fan of Louis Theroux

Lea Remini
Megan Phelps
Bill Burr
Guy Ritchie

He didn't say that they are inter-dimensional vampires, he said that they believe they are.

Blood from children can be transfused into older people with incredible rejuvenation effects on the persons health.

youtu.be/Sa52TWoUFCk

David Goggins.
youtu.be/5tSTk1083VY

might as well throw jimmy dore in considering your meme trilogy

He's just crazy.

I saw a clip where Joey Diaz predicted what Harvey Weinstein would do and he fucking got it right.

"He's playing for time and he can't have a man represent him for sexual assault, he's going to fire his current lawyer to delay and then hire 2 women, one black one white/asian."

Weinstein recently fired his lawyer btw

he's right

I'm just quoting the man himself.

Don't even waste your time on full episodes. Little snippets here and there are fine if he has an interesting guest on. As soon as joe starts speaking i stop listening

youtu.be/5mT2dle43GM

eddie makes the alex jones interview bearable, without him it would just alex jones high as fuck ranting about garbage and joe telling him to calm down every 5 minutes, at least eddie was there for some variation

The Alex Jones one, and the Elon Musk one are both great. Alex Jones was my first one, and I love his shit now.
Really though, I'd recommend doing what I did. Go to his page, and set it to view all videos, and just scroll until you find someone you are a fan of. He's had so many guests, it would be hard to not find one this way. Find a comedian, fighter, scientist, or even just a subject you find interesting, and pop it on.

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BUMP i thought he was going to be that annoying cunt but he actually seams cool and is knowledgeable

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That webm's cool, but meant to post this.

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why can i hear him so vividly

I've enjoyed alot of one's with musicians, specifically Maynard Keenan from Tool, but like others said just find guest you like and go from there.

Read every word in joeys voice

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Eddie Bravo is mentally handicapped

This was a rare one. Whole episode was great

The one where he has a comedian on and they talk out their asses about things they don't know that much about.

The scott adams one is pretty good

I completely disagree. It felt like a child meeting his idol and constantly pestering him with dogshit questions

Or the one where he has a comedian on and they sniff their own farts over how tough and artistic it is to do stand up.

Only the Teddy Atlas one, joe barely even talks, only good one maybe

>Ben Shapiro
kill yourself
>David Goggins
>Dude just keep doing pull ups until you reach 100. Just keep going until you tear your ligaments lmao
you can kill yourself too

The best podcasts are the ones he shuts the fuck up and listens

Any athlete guest is an instant skip.

somone give me some spooky or weird ones. i liked the animal guy from a couple weeks ago who said there could still be tasmanian tigers or giant sloths on the earth. stuff like that.

...

You can already see the bald spot.

redban's podcasts are much better, especially old porn ones, kino

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Dorian Yates

are those two chechens or dagestani?

the bigfoot/sasquatch hunter

youtube.com/watch?v=x3e-qoH1_3g&t=1s

chechen

Based Goggins.
Started pushing myself further during every workout after reading his book. Not to the point of crippling myself, but further than I'd otherwise have gone.

2012-2014 era JRE was pure kino. Joe would have on conspiracy theorists and bigfoot/alien hunters all the time back then and i loved the dark studio with those shitty cameras, it added to the atmosphere in a weird way

joe works for the cia

youtu.be/0jnWzc1PaHc

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>Old JRE
>Interesting stories, folklore, conspiracy theories, comfy talking with his comedy and MMA friends telling old and new stories

>New JRE
>POLITICS WEED POPSCI SOCIAL COMMENTARY OH AND ALSO OBLIGATORY COMEDIAN GUEST TALKING ABOUT GIGS AND POLITICS AND CONTROVERSIAL NEW THING WITH MEMEGUESTS

The show sucks now, it's not longer comfy and has fallen for the overly-serious and preachy bleedingheart Zeitgeist of the modern era.

Chuck Pahlniuk

the one where "young" jamie says he got an in physics class

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top tier recurring guersts
>duncan trussel
>fight companion (with eddie, callen and shaub)
>gavin mccinnes
>sam harris

low tier recurring guests
>ben shapiro
>crowder
>his hunter buddies
>tom papa
>greg fitzsimmons
>any other low-level agreeable submissive comedian

Long time listener. Here's some of the ones I remember really enjoying going through the list of all he's done:

Mike Tyson, Travis Barker, Chuck Palahniuk, Elon Musk, Robert Sapolsky, Chris Hatfield, Alonzo Bodden (first appearance),
Jay Leno, Christine Hassler, Gary Vaynerchuk, Liz Phair, Jamie Foxx, Courtney Dauwalter, Hamilton Morris, Russell Brand (first appearance), Killer Mike, William Von Hippel.

For all their/multiple appearances Brian Cox, Daniele Bolleli, Steve-O, Tom Segura, Duncan Trussell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Henry Rollins, Philip DeFranco, Lawrence Krauss, Alex Honnold, Bill Burr, Joey Diaz.

Honestly, most comedian ones are decent if you can handle circlejerking about the history/details of how comedy works (which I go from not minding to loving depending upon who's talking about it or if they offer up a new or unique viewpoint).

Avoid almost all the health and nutrition ones because it's difficult to know who's being honest with the science versus who's skewing anecdotal evidence or a limited study to fit their narrative to peddle their product. Also, unlike people's politics or opinions, everyone's DNA is different so what works for one person might not work for another. They never seem to get (especially the more fringe people).

The science ones can be the same way so you have to sift through it. All political personalities are similar too, but there are some that are better than others.

Lastly, just for the event status/podcast milestones check out The End Of The World at The Comedy Store they did live. 911 with Alex Jones and Eddie Bravo. Weight loss challenge with Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura. Sober October (each of them). Episode 1,000. If I'm missing others feel free to add them.

Hope this helps and that other people enjoy this list! I can add to it later if you need more specifics.

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You mean where he verbally annihilated a sniveling and crying Crowder because everything he was saying was bullshit? Great episode, always a good laugh watching betas like that get roasted.

>Jordan Peterson
>Ben Shapiro
He'll have plenty of time to hear retards rant about campus SJWs in the other 400 episodes it's brought up. It's only Gavin's second appearance, where he drops the autistic talking point schtick, that is really fantastic.

murldurers row at the cahmady store man, making a new hours a b-b-b-beast

>the mousey ilttle jew who premiers logic and facts while wearing a yamaka
why do people unironically like him?
is like babbys first introduction to "liberals getting DESTROYED"
its like unironically liking sargon of akkad

Ben Shapiro and Gavin McInnes only appeal to pic related

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Damn

just avoid the theo von podcasts, unless you want endless speculation about what its like to suck dick and give handjobs

>murdoch murdoch
ugh thats even cringier then shapiro and cuckkad

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>ugh
ugh just ugh like i cant even

maybe Rick and Morty is more your speed

>triggered 2016 /pol/ babbies
lmao

>I-I sure s-showed them!
Reddit wins again

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Stop talking like a fag is all i'm saying

If you like Eddie you are probably a bad person

My favourites.

Jon Ronson
Louis Theroux
Brian Cox
Randall Carlsson
Steve Rinella
Generally any journalist and science guys.
I'm not interested in MMA, health and fitness charlatans or comedians.

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this

how high are his onions levels? what do you guys think?

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Paul Stamets

t. jamie

Henry Rollins?

Would have been better without that faggot Hinchcliffe.

Read the first 30 comments and no one said Joey Diaz who is his best guest. He is literally what Don Rickles was to Johnny Carson and what Norm MacDonald was to David Letterman.

Shame on ever single one of you. Also Big Jay Oakerson was great or any great comedians ss guests. Also Dice

The one with deadmau was really comfy

worst episodes
Eddie Bravo is unbelievably stupid

but his stupidity and crazyness are entertaining as fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=pwaWilO_Pig
this guy gave me reasons to fix my sleeping
now I'm actually awake during the day
thanks guy

Joey Diaz can be funny but you're crazy. Big Jay is a hack, his standup sucks and the Bonfire is terrible, also why does he dress like that?

do you know who jonas salk was?
he was the jewish scientist that cured polio. he created the march of dimes to raise millions to fund his research.
polio was a crippling and deadly disease putting children all over the world into a wheelchair or an early grave. the vaccine for polio was one of the greatest medical achievements of the last century. its a globally essential medicine.
and this guy jonas salk?
he could have made billions from it. he could have patented it and made actual billions of dollars.
you know what he did? he waived the patent. he gave up billions just to make sure as many people who could be helped got the help they needed. he became a celeb after that even though he hated it. truly a great man and he left the world a better place than he came into it.

If I had a choice between polio existing in the USA/world and jews. I would choose polio every single time and twice on sundays. I would infect myself with polio and tour america spreading the disease in a custom built wheelchair or crutches if it meant all the jews and their influence were excised from my country like the cancer they are.
polio is nothing compared to the harmful effects of jews on the USA and world.I would give anything to live in a world where our biggest problem was building access ramps and compliance with the civil disabilities act.

that sounds like hyperbole. it is not. 100% authentic feelings. I cant sleep at night anymore. I wish I never started questioning things. I wish I was still a dumb rube out there able to laugh at things instead of a woke misanthrope. I envy the dumb.

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You sound like a complete numale faggot.
I bet you identify with Young Jamie.

Di Paolo
Quinn
Norton
Burr
A. Jones
Diaz
(The crazy bald guy with the prison story)
Steve Schirrpa

give me the tl;dw since I ain't listening to that whole video but need to fix my sleep

That's cool man, have you ever done DMT?

Andrew Yang 2020
youtube.com/watch?v=cTsEzmFamZ8&t=3659s

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Sober october ones whwre everyone makes fun of bert and he has to take it

You're nuts. Jay is cut from the same cloth as greats like Dave Attell and Patrice O' Neal. His style and delivery is notches above most comedians today. It's the others around him that aren't funny. Also
>Joey can be funny
everything he says is gold. He tells stories you'd only hear in movies. His normal conversations of him just talking about his crazy life is better than some of the best stand-up bits

His most recent appearance he alluded they got to joe

Kys

Nice rebuttal. Watch some Amy Schumer, faggot.

Steven please, I know you replay this conversation in your head everyday on your way to work or when you are trying to fall asleep, but you won't think of anything betther you could have said during the interview. And even if you did, what use is it to you now? Bullys like Joe only have as much power as you give them, stay strong tiger.

This, dude's /pol/ incarnate in how gullible he is

Roger Penrose one was great, because Joe didn't talk there, he just asked questions.

Alex Jones
Tim Poole
Steven Crowler

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sleep is so important that without it you start dreaming while you're awake

based user coming up with another thing to make fun of Toe Rogaine for. He's 100% right too.

>Alex Jones rocking Quicksilver

They still make Quicksilver? Is it 1993? Am I in the young men's section of JCPenneys?

I wished they just talked more about fighting styles instead of politics/weed. Chimps are a fine subject too.

did Steven Crowder BTFO toe rogan?

Yeah the current geopolitical climate is very complex and interesting the way you summarized it ..... hey Jamie pull up the clip of the monkey throwing feces at a parrot.

"nothing cures polio bitch"

no they start arguing about weed it's pretty cringe
Crowder has no good arguments but Joe neither he just explodes emotionaly being a pothead

Give me a rundown

Good episode: Andrew Yang detailing the economic destruction of middle America by the numbers (he won't get electied)
Terrible episode: Walter Goggins with his raspy voice describing how he almost killed himself multiple times by working out too hard

the entire idea of minimum income is retarded and taxing robots even more
it's just a massive blockade on inovation and subsidizing lazyness

For me? It's Eddie Bravo. The Jim Bruer one was surprisingly good.

KILL TONY, bunch of open micers telling shit jokes and comedians making fun of them
DYSENTERY, brian asking whores how their butt smells
ICE HOUSE CHRONICLES, basically the green room with a bunch of comedians

>boomers

He was surprisingly good. Dude knows his fungi.

Nothing beats the Eddie Bravo/Alex Jones episode. Total insanity.

I recomend you don't. Bro Rogan is just cold leftovers. He is a pussy from way back. Old MTV jockey cookie cutter mold. He peaked with fear factor. Let him die off with the rest of the posers. That collar up broheem bullshit wasn't cool the first time around. His overly excited, eyes bugging take is not any better now. At least Pauly was original. Joe ain't shit.

AYY LEMME TELL YOU SUMTHIN JOE ROGAN

most kino guest and also a testiment to what happens to a person when they smoke too much weed and read too many conspiracy shit

What would you suggest then? An insane number of people are losing or will soon lose their jobs to automation - truckers, cashiers, people doing clerical work, many accountants/paralegals, what's left of the manufacturing workforce - and those jobs aren't coming back.

Eddie is hilarious up to a point. Even when he's being borderline retarded it can be funny watching him argue with normal people.
>that episode where Jamie tries to explain physics because he got an A in college one time

leah remini

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Obessed

and he hasnt been back since. really tinkers the thinker.

imagine typing this.

did they fuck?

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price of progress, should we still subsidized candle lighters?

>watching toe rogan
>2019
lmao

He's following the "Joey Method". Many such cases.

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We're going to be subsidizing them regardless when they all start applying for unemployment benefits.

youtube.com/watch?v=m5eteV1s8iw

Fag

How about a name or episode number you stupid sperg

god the weed hit him hard

Toe Rogaine is finished. He's completely sold out and his reddit cuck sidekick Jamie is unbearable as are his faggy LA comedian buddies.

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it's totally possible....100%

as a general rule of thumb avoid episodes with comedians because they'll just talk about how tough it is to do comedy and the good ole days at the comedy store

ben sharpiro was on like twice he's not really a recurring guest

and fuck you his hunting buddies are GOAT episodes

that hippy dude naming his kids quetzactotl or whatever? he's a fraud. complete retard. wouldn't be surprised if a NYT article about him makes him go bankrupt like theranos

how can you recommend bill burr's appearances? he repeats stories from 10 years ago that he already told 2-5 times on the podcast itself, watch one of them, but not more than one.

Seconding this, good episode

youtu.be/mPqWstVnRjQ

The most annoying recurring guest by far is Jordan Peterson. Not because of the message he's pushing, but because it's the same thing every goddamn time and he's made like 5 or 6 appearances now. 7 if you count his daughter, who has the same talking points but with the body/face of an instathot.

>Avoid almost all the health and nutrition ones because it's difficult to know who's being honest with the science versus who's skewing anecdotal evidence or a limited study to fit their narrative to peddle their produc
I like that weird meat head with a phd who just tells you to eat in moderation (and try to exercise without hurting yourself), he's selling no products, because he cites studies proving how x,y and z based diets are retarded.

>instathot.
yikes, she's a 5 at best.

I didn't say a top-tier instathot

The one where he lets the guest talk and doesn't constantly pretend to know about the topic

>not fitting or getting the vibe of the podcast since at least 5 years
oof, get new copypasta

>Chuck Palahniuk
This, he was great. Really interesting guy, even if he's clearly got some serious issues (like when he talked about being glad his mom was dead).

I really like the recent episode with Johann Hari

>price of progress
Eventually automation will cover a large majority of jobs and employment will only be available for a small percentage of humanity.

The one with Tom Delonge, guy was so full of shit even a retarded suckup like Joe made fun of him afterwards

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I liked the Hannibal Burress episode where they're both completely drunk for the last twenty minutes or so

>price of progress
exactly
progress is the elimination of menial labor. what do you do with the now millions and millions of people who worked those jobs?
>fuck em
and this is how you create economic disaster

joey is horrible
>norm and letterman being a good combo
stop it, your taste is terrible, beyond hope.

how do you watch a podcast?

I like how Joe prefaced the episode like "yeah this is some crazy shit and none of it makes sense"

Because every episode is live streamed on video

>(like when he talked about being glad his mom was dead).
>not understanding that it's a burden to look after a sick old person
yikes, get a brain, too late for that, I guess. I hope Chuck sends one of his hitmen friends after you.

>starting watching jre in 2019
i started watching the jre when it was just joe rogan and brian redban sitting at a couch talking to people in 240p and it was a hell of a lot more interesting and soulful than the boring corporate shit he does now

>I know you replay this conversation in your head everyday on your way to work or when you are trying to fall asleep
Someone's projecting hard.

redban was the worst part of the podcast for a long time, it really started going after that unfunny retard left.

He sure is, Crowder lost the argument, go wash his balls elsewhere.

What game is that?

>anytime joe talks about "capitalism vs socialism"

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>These libcucks call everyone a bully! They're so sensitive they can't stand when someones joking with them!
>>Joe jokes with Steven
>REEEE STOP BEING A BULLY HOW CAN YOU INVITE ME ON THEN MAKE FUN OF ME

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What's it like living vicariously through a pothead manlet?

dunno, how is it living vicariously through a ugly gobling looking dude who dresses like a tranny to own the libs?

I didn't mean he was glad she was dead in a "fuck that bitch" sense. Like you said, she was a burden for him to take care of and her being dead meant that burden was gone. I'm pretty sure he talked about feeling guilty over it too.

Why is Callen part of Fight Companion? He has zero meaningful connection to martial arts let alone MMA.

It's not just labor jobs, either. A lot of "higher" employees are completely fucked. Turns out you don't actually need to pay someone to answer phones, process paperwork, or even read x-rays (rip radiologists).

Creeps me out how he constantly has to look to his assistant guy whenever he says something or attempts to make a joke. It’s really gay.

I don't even know who you're referring to user. I saw you projecting and decided you needed to be baited. Thanks for biting.

I don't know what you mean, because he explained it very carefully and succinctly.
>I don't have to worry about her falling in a shower and breaking her hip
him feeling for her and feeling relieved to not have to worry about his mom is a very human thing to do, obvious also why he would feel guilty about that whole ordeal, you being an absolute moron is the problem here, nothing else

he's a manlet after all - he needs validation

>I was only pretending to be retarded
good to know, I was baiting you since the start too. I meant crowder, you brainlet.
also my first post in this thread.

>him feeling for her and feeling relieved to not have to worry about his mom is a very human thing to do, obvious also why he would feel guilty about that whole ordeal
That's exactly what I said. What the hell is wrong with you man?

...
okay, let's retry this conversation, how does any of this show how he has serious issues, you dimwit?

The one with Chuck Palahniuk has some shit in it I will never forget my whole life. Fight CLub author btw. Eric Weinstein is a good listen too. FIrst couple Peterson ones too.

>n-no I was the one baiting not you >:(

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She wanted to

Being sad and a bit guilty about your mom's death and your reaction to it doesn't count as a serious issue?

the one with the son of the scientology, pretty interesting, joe wanted to fight an old man, fuck joe, fuck viewtiful joe

I’m listening to this now based on description

The first hour or so is Alex Jones and Joe, and then Bravo comes in and the entire thing just implodes. Alex and Bravo debating and calling each others theories ridiculous is all I needed in this world

Alex Jones just said “Yea Forums”

This

No matter what you think of Jones it's a classic

I couldn’t believe how hard she was hitting on Joe. You could tell Joe didn’t want to outright reject her on the podcast but also could’ve been into it if he wasn’t married

Watch JF instead.

How much pussy did Rogan used to tear to shreds back in the day?

You're better off watching the Joe budden podcast if you like the zany aspects.

that's why we need a Free Market to absorb those people
remove expensive social projects and cut taxes on medium to small business and the midle and low classes

>boipucci

A free market is exactly why these people are all going to lose their jobs. Why pay someone anything, even minimum wage, if AI can do it cheaper and without taking breaks?

Haven’t seen this pasta in a while. Thanks user

>joe: what was your favorite drug when you were an addict?
jake: MORE!!!!
that's like the oldest most cliched NA joke of all time. do you know how many 60 year old white guys I've heard say that?
all of them.

Eddie Bravo is the only public intellectual I trust

WRONG
innovation is why they lost their job

I've always hated Crowder and his "change my mind" bullshit but watching him troll Rogan was pretty satisfying. He barely had to do anything and he made him look like an insane pothead fanatic.

>pls stop calling me fuckface
>we're just joking c'mooon haha
>now listen here FUCKFACE. pot heals cancer, meningitis, cholera, increases brainpower, and decreases automobile accidents by 150%. got that you PRICK?

youtube.com/watch?v=SlZ7kBmox50
Every single one of these videos is kino

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>ugh liberals just don’t understand hunting
>we’re actually helping the population and funding conservation
>then I wrap that bitch in foil and stick it in a yeti cooler
there, I saved you from watching every hunting buddy interview. Horribly boring

Did anyone else like that anti aging/immortality guy he had on recently? All these celebrities living up to their 90s still walking around makes me think he's already distributing his wonder drug.

The Elite are all about transcendence and living forever and the secrets of the universe and they want to know all this; some are good, some are bad, some are mixed. But, the good ones don’t ever want to organise, the bad instead are the ones that organise, because they lust after power. Powerful consciousnesses don’t want to dominate other people, they want to empower them, so they don’t tend to get together until things are really late in the game, then they come together. Evil is always defeated, because good is so much stronger. And, we’re on this planet and Einstein’s physics showed it, Maxwell’s physics showed it, all of it, that there is at least twelve dimensions, and now that’s why all the top scientist and billionaires are coming out saying it’s a false hologram, it is artificial. The computers are scanning it and finding tensions points where it is artificially projected and gravity is bleeding in to this universe, that’s what they call dark matter. So, we’re like a thought or a dream that’s like a wisp in some computer program, some god’s mind, whatever. They’re proving it all, it’s all coming out.
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The one where Joe Rogan interviews DMT

Now, there’s like this sub transmission zone below the third dimension that’s just turned over the most horrible things, which is what it resonates to, and it’s trying to get up into the third dimension, that’s just a basic level consciousness to launch into the next levels. And our species is already way up to the fifth, sixth dimension consciously, our best people. But there is this big war trying to like, basically destroy humanity, because humanity has free will, and there is a decision to which level we want to go to. We have free will, so evils will have to contend, not just good. And the Elites themselves believe they’re racing, using human technology to try to take our best minds, and build some type of breakaway civilization where they’re going to merge with machines, transcend and break away from the failed species that is man, which is kind of like a false transmission because they’re thinking what they are as ugly and bad, projecting on to themselves instead of believing, no it’s a human test about building us up, and so, Google set up eighteen, nineteen years ago. I knew about this before it was declassified, I’m just saying I have good sources.
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They want to build a giant artificial system, and Google believes the first artificial intelligence will be a supercomputer based on the neuron activities of the hive mind of humanity with billions of people wired into the internet exchange (holy shit), and so all of our thoughts go into it, and we’re actually building a computer that has real neurons in real time that’s also psychically connected to us, that are organic creatures so that they will have current prediction powers, future prediction powers, a true crystal ball. But the big secret is, once you have a crystal ball and know the future, you can add stimuli beforehand and make decisions that can control the future. And so then, it’s the end of consciousness and freewill for individuals as we know, and a true two-point-o, in a very bad way, hive mind consciousness with an A.I jacked into everyone, knowing our hopes and dreams, delivering it to us, not in some PKD wire head system, where we plug in and give up our consciousness because of unlimited pleasure, but because we were already wired in and absorbed before we knew it by giving over our consciousness to this system our daily decisions that it was able to manipulate and control into a larger system. There’s now a human counterstrike taking place to shut this up before it gets fully into place and to block these systems, and to try and have an actual debate about where humanity goes, and cut off the paedophiles and psychic vampires that are controlling this A.I system before humanity is destroyed.
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Sorry not all of us are junkies and don’t know their inside jokes, faggot

The paedophiles, at whatever level, they rule the devil, whatever you want to call, this interdimensional thing, which gives them advanced off world technology, the fallen one, that’s out of this world, is giving them advanced knowledge on how to construct these systems that have already been used before on other populations. That’s Satan. Satan became something, that you know, the stupid preacher tells you about, who’s totally controlled or something you read about in the news or TV, but this is an interdimensional force that wants to influence us to build something that absorbs us and kills us, rather than the divine free will we are given to build something much better and empowers the species so the species is now making a decision about its entire future. I know from looking at all the data, researching it, studying it, watching the enemy, that’s the big decision that humanity has now got before us.
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thank you user, this was a good post and I appreciate the effort you put into it.
I'm gonna look into it.

I'm amazed it took this many posts for someone to mention him.
based mushroom hat man is one of my favorite episodes.

don't let the zoomers hear you shittalking theo

The Australian bloke is cool fuck you

>spoonfeed me pls
>no I don't wanna do any work
>fix me now!!!!
you don't deserve it

>An insane number of people are losing or will soon lose their jobs to automation
They said the same thing about the tractor making 90%+ of the workforce obsolete. They also happened to be right and yet we aren't all unemployed.

The pyramids guy was pretty good

WEW lad I've smoked weed for almost 20 years and I don't think I've ever been this lit.
I'm jelly

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I don't think the tractor has quite the same reach or theoretical potential as AI.

HE DID???? OMG YOU GUYS IM FREAKING OUT

they still lost their jobs, it doesn't matter why.
the question was what should we do with all the people who worked in fields that will be phased out due to increasing automation?

I don't think anything invented has the reach and potential as the bogeymen you create you justify not wanting to work.

just letting you know that it wasn't an original joke.
nor was it a funny one.
I'm sorry you're not as cool as me, it's okay.

>as the bogeymen you create
How is it a boogeyman?
>you justify not wanting to work
I have a job. Thinking about automation leading to mass unemployment doesn't have anything to do with whether I want to work or not.

>how is main axiom of my argument which does not exist a bogeyman?
really jogs my nog

You need to be high AND neck deep in whichever conspiracy theory you happen to come across to be able to get that high.

that body is so rogan lmao

>AI doesn't exist

Haha just playin, he didn’t say it

>"Autistic"
>"You're such a dick"
>"Let's keep the discourse civil Yousef"
>Proceeds to act like a 5 year old

And people actually like this goon, Crowder is so fucking lame it hurts. "Guns, Christianity and Abstinence are cool guys"

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Is that your entire argument?
>muh AI
Really just a stupid argument considering nothing is being automated with AI.

You niggers sleeping on Theo von dissapoints me. Literally trailer park redneck KINO comedian

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There was a clip of him crying over his dog dying that’s like 15 minutes long....is this dude so self centered he thinks people give a shit about his personal lofe

>"One world government"
>"Every empire has always seeked to establish the one world government"
>"But the one world government"
>"One"
>"World"
>"Government"
>"One world government"
>"The pope"
>"Space is fake, because the Mayans knew"
>"And if the Mayans knew the Romans knew"
>"And because the Mayans and the Catholic church are connected, there is not space BECAUSE the one world government is the ultimate goal"
>"One world government"

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>Literally trailer park redneck
He's literally a Polish nobleman

>nothing is being automated with AI
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI_effect

you son of a bitch!!
I got excited for nuffing???

Episode #911 and any other episode with Eddie Bravo. Rhonda Patrick episodes are also must watch if you want to drastically change your health and well-being.

This.

Came in to say her. If you’re into fitness, nutrition, supplements etc she’s very interesting

eddie bravo is based

he correcty points out joe rogans real thoughts and hypocrisies, because has been with joe since the beginning. Joe Rogan is under the control of (((them)))

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>implying he;s wrong about any of that.

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Eddie is based because he's a gullible lunatic which makes for good entertainment. I really feel bad for his son. He gets to grow up rich but he also grows up with his dad telling him that dinosaurs never existed, space isn't real, nukes aren't real, and the earth is flat.

*And to be fair to him, he is a martial arts expert and even though I'm like a foot taller than him and 30 years younger he could probably murder me with his bare hands.

>he's a gullible lunatic
typical adhominem/ attribution of insanity in lieu of any refutations

> I really feel bad for his son.
irrelevant , shame tactic

> dinosaurs never existed, space isn't real, nukes aren't real, and the earth is flat.

and his son will grow up knowing the truth rather than lies taught in school to frame their way of thinking to one beneficial to an exploitative system.

The kanye west podcast was pretty good

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Alright mean man, I’m almost finished with this Alex Jones episode. What should I listen to next?

Mean man mean man, what do I listen to next

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Because some of his are better than others. His most recent appearance was much better than the time before that, but all of his older ones are pretty solid. This is coming from someone that didn't really become a Burr fan until the past few years.

Glad to help. It's an entertaining podcast that has content I really enjoy. It's hard to separate the bullshit sometimes, but there's more variety than most podcasts which adds to my enjoyment of it. It's really a matter of seeking out what you like or what you're interested in and trial and error due to the amount of guests he has on.

Kino episode.

I think he's talking about Ben Goertzel
I recall him dressing like a pimp

>find alex jones conspiracy's funny
>find eddie annoying and stupid

Any podcasts involving Joey Diaz or Edgy Brah are good also even tho I don't like Redban the latest podcasts with him have been really good

Pure unbridled truth

Following her advice on supplements and fasting has changed my life completely.

Remember to take your 5k iu of D3 per day lads.

and the world will look like the end of The One starring Jet Li, when he's sent to the Stygian penal colony

I like the older Bill Burr ones. His most recent interview was weird though, like Bill seems like a different person completely. Tim Pool's interview was eye-opening to me to hear a more left-leaning guy that was really level-headed. At least that seemed to be what he was more liberal. Either way, seemed like a smart due.

I love his interviews. Regardless of whether the stuff he throws out there is insane, I like that he questions everything even the most basic of things.

I started doing the intermittent fasting because of that interview and have been really enjoying it. I just need to lay off the sweets next.

nobody's safe, man. They did surgery on a grape.
Jokes on them though. What's a surgery-bot gonna operate on when there's no more humans?

he never actually said he believed the earth as flat or nukes aren't real, he just presented the question to Joe and Jamie and they sperged the fuck out and coulden't understand what a devil's advocate was

Diaz is hilarious. You'd think people on Yea Forums would be the least obsessed with authenticity. Who cares if the stories are fake. They're funny as fuck. Even your parody with Martians is lol-worthy, except it should be 83 84

Tractor, AI. Same thing.

> not liking Sargon
Guntfag detected

His dog didn't even die. It just has a cancer lump.

I got teary when my cat got a cancer lump, but I'll be fucked sideways with an eggbeater if I'd ever put it on camera

>ywn have a child with a woman who’s main concern in life is nutrition
Her kids will be the first to live to 150

Paul Stammets is my favorite one.
Jimmy Dore was good too.

anyone else ever get into fights with their friends defending Rogan as "not far right"?
they were mad that he "gives a platform to far right assholes like JBP"

joes literally libtard that likes guns, your friends are idiots

The Teddy Atlas was the best one ever. Teddy giving all this great insight and his growing up and training boxers. Rogan was barely speaking.