City of stars

City of stars...

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City of light! City of magic!

how they're shining just for sneed

unironically enjoyed the shit out of this movie. Should have won Best Picture.

user, are you sad?

City of Chucks...
Are you seeding just for me???

Los Angeles actually sucks. It really is a shit city. I have no idea why it's so romanticised.

Why are modern musical so fucking boring and down?
None of them looks like they're enjoying the singing and dancing

Basically hollywood magic

>2016 was 6 years ago

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Remind me who was in the wrong

these posts always make my heart skip a beat goddamit

better than NYC, also known as the "city that smells like PISS, literally"

Fuck, forgot that

EYYYYYYY I'M POSTIN' 'ERE!

if you are interested in a deconstruction of this dissonance, you should watch La La Land

Nobody knows how to write a song anymore.

Might just be me but I thought the songs were the weakest part of La La Land

ehh he didn't have autism in this
just a relationship that shouldn't have happened
i forgot the baby wasn't his right?

based

2016 was three years ago. Can you b seriously not basic math? Fucking retard.

user, 2016 was literally 8 years ago

...you should pic a calendar, it was 15 years ago

>failed transplant

No, she wasn't. The chad guy was the father if I'm not mistaken.

Which is even more impressive that La La Land was able to make it seem beautiful.

This really was a great movie. I'm glad it got made, and hopefully it encourages young people to check out classics like Top Hat and Singin' in the Rain.

fucking THIS
fuck off back to whatever flyover state town you came from

It was kino before the Mexicans and negroes.

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I'm from Australia and have traveled all over the world. It was my least favourite US city and is absolutely pathetic when compared to what's out there in the world:
>No decent public transportation
>Traffic is fucking awful 24/7
>Spics everywhere
>Loud and rude niggers
>Some parts of the city legitimately seemed like they were ripped from the third world
>Homeless worse than Vancouver or New York
>Downtown is a ghost town
>Beaches are terrible
>Women look like orange, duck-faced mannequins
>Mediocre food scene
>Nightlife average and ridiculously overpriced
The weather wasn't bad. It's a terrible city.

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You'd have to live here to know where to go, it's not tourist friendly. That's why you have those open air tour busses all over the place. I'm not surprised you had a shit time, and in truth we prefer it that way.

>>Downtown is a ghost town
>>Beaches are terrible
>>Women look like orange, duck-faced mannequins
>>Mediocre food scene
Objectively wrong, you clearly stuck to the shitty tourist areas.

>butthurt califags
There's a reason people are abandoning your state in droves. Try traveling one day and you might realise what a dump it is.
Or don't, most people would rather you stay there desu.

People are leaving because of choices made in Sacramento, LA is full of hidden jewels and offers pretty much everything one could ask for.

>There's a reason people are abandoning your state in droves
Good, less traffic and pissy tourists.

>in truth we prefer it that way
Literally what
People only say that if you want faggots to stay out of your state/city, but you have more people in that stupid shithole of a state California than we do in the entirety of Australia. Face the facts that you are living in a SHITHOLE

This tbqh

It's a shithole. Plain and simple.

Glad we're both happy.

t. lacks basic reading comprehension
Fuck tourists, was my point
You wouldn't know, plain and simple

You’re wrong. She aborted the Chad’s kid. The little girl was his.

so this is what capitalism looks like

Nope, the kid was not his, he even indirectly addressed it several times. He also said he wanted his own kid with her but she refused.

>You wouldn't know, plain and simple
I know I visited it, hated it and it's the shittiest city i've ever been too and people from all around the world I meet have been unanimous in that belief.
No one likes it and with good reason.

A lot of people like it but you have to have stayed there for a while and really known where to go. Just a visit and you'll hate it. It is not a tourist friendly city.

#DreamBig

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I'll repeat myself, you'd have to live here to know where to go
Man has corrupted it but the land is paradise.

It's not a human friendly city. I wouldn't want to spend any time there ever again when I could go somewhere decent in the same country, let alone around the world.

You can repeat yourself all you like, you live in a shithole and no one's listening to you because you're speaking as much shit as you live in.

Stars.. in their multitudes

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same city.

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The singing in this movie was so shitty. Isn't goose a singer? wtf

>Los Angeles: Where the first world meets the third world
#DreamBig

tsunami when? i want to see california drown

Here's where I grew up

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Now imagine the dicks that reside in those houses.

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time, any fucking day
Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay

All of that is a couple hundred feet above sea level

And?

It was idyllic. Also your mom has a mustache.

Atleast she can grow one caliboy

My mustache is thick, sometimes they think I'm a beaner

It's legitimately nothing special in any way, shape or form.
>Also your mom has a mustache.
Nope, but your state has a scab. It's called Los Angeles.

ive grown up here all my life and so did my parents, its ok, but its nothing to write home about. just another metropolis at the end of the day, with the benefits and detriments pursuant to that. Orange county is good, but still, its meh overall

Lol no, you're thinking of San Jose.

Right, thanks. Los Angeles is the asshole.

this is literally the worst part of the entire city lmao. dumbfuck australian

Anaheim isn't Los Angeles, by the way.

No dummy, Los Angeles is the wang. A few STIs but nothing that'll kill ya.
Bakersfield is the asshole.

Your city sucks and your state is the worst in the country.

If you think CA if the worst state in the union you've either never been to any others, are magnificently ignorant and/or you've really swallowed the meme koolaid.

i wish there was a documentary about all the people who tried to make it big in Hollywood but refused to suck jewish dick and now they live in a tent and hope for a small guest role in Young Sheldon

Yeah, that's pretty appropriate way to describe it. Los Angeles is the syphilis infected dick of the USA.

I've been to a bunch. I haven't been to Nebraska or Idaho or anything like that and whilst I suspect they would be worse place to live or spend time, their issues aren't anywhere near as severe or detrimental to the country as California's.
I like the US, but loathe California and its people.

No that's also fucking retarded, if we're talking about the whole US that honor goes to Florida

Party Down's probably the closest you'll get

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Florida was pretty cool. It has the same sort of disparity between the glamour and the poverty the way California does but it's poor people have a kind of freakish charm and the rich don't have their head so far up their own ass. It's a way more fun place than California plus there's a cool nightlife and cuban sandwiches.

WHat kind of third world country is this?

dishonest

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>the best places are TOP SEKRIT!

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This show is 10/10

Living in LA is fucking awesome if youve got the money to do it right

it was a different time

>hidden jewels
Something that can't be found somewhere else?

Not secret just not easy6to find if you don't know where to go. It's not like New Orleans or DC where everything is walking distance.

LA is a massive metropolitan area and it's greatest assets are mostly geographic in nature (ie beaches, mountains, cayons)
You really just have to know to get the best out of the city. Which means tourists are generally SOL, and we like it that way.
Strayans can fuck off

movie would have been better without the singing, keep the jazz angle but remove the singing

Yes, especially in such proximity. Not to mention we are especially privy to exclusive art displays, performances, festivals etc. Every big name in everything comes through our town.

>Californians can fuck off
t. rest of the USA and the entire world

I can't remember real music

I'm thankful La La Land exists as it is considering Chazelle initially wanted Emma Watson and Miles Teller to be the leads. The movie would have been completely ruined lol

Usually if you have to "work to get the best out of" something, it's shit. I went to NYC was blown away as soon as I fucking stepped out of the airplane. I went to LA and was like "man it smells like shit here." t. fellow murrikan (though calling a california a fellow american is a stretch in of itself)

Usually directors have good ideas about who should be in their films and it's the studios with no idea; what the fuck was he thinking? Both of those would have been abysmal.

I don't understand how you think these are proper comebacks

>I went to NYC was blown away as soon as I fucking stepped out of the airplane
what blew you away? all the niggers and puerto ricans here? I like the city but hate the people

It gets even better

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I don't understand how you have a functioning brain and defend California as anything other than a cesspool.

Pray for a meteor shower and tidal waves

>exclusive art displays
Modern art is for minds that are arrested at age 20.

>performances, festivals etc
Yeah those don't exist anywhere else.

>Every big name in everything comes through our town.
That's NYC actually.

lol what dumbasses. Oh well, turned out for the better. Who is Miles Teller to be demanding $6 million?

Not that it really needs my defense, it's the second largest city in the United States.

I didn't say anything about modern art

LA is Hollywood. You cannot overstate the cultural impact of that.

Thanks Mexico.

Wasn't shit till the US annexed it, under Mexican rule it was farmland. We got some futile fuckin soil, nigga. Until we covered it all in concrete.

fuck *fertile lol

>We got some futile fuckin soil, nigga
kek

This must be bait, NYC is shit.

Yep.
One thing I learned is people born in SoCal are FUCKED in the head.
Take San Diegoians who think that city is great.
Yet find people who have experienced real cities and they'll tell you what a shit hole San Diego is.
Not hard to believe. Military, medical, and tech. A perfect storm of bro fags and middle class retards.

Way to cherry pick you fucking kiwi, just drive about 10 blocks west and 5 blocks south and you'd be at Staples Center/LA Live, quite literally the opposite of shitrow.

most of america is shit

t. jumped-up jackaroo from the outback

If the city of Los Angeles were a disease what would it be?

super aids and cancer

>all these threads bashing LA lately
>tfw was planning to solo-trip the west coast in may (european incel)

should i cancel the whole thing and just go to florida/texas/midwest/flyover area? I have already visited east coast so thats not an option

holy shit dude

just say what's supposedly so good about 'la' that the tourists can't find rather than just insist that a place that obviously looks like a shithole to any vistor is in fact secretly not a shithole

Is this supposed to be impressive? Literally any coastal city has a certain area that looks like that. Fucking retard

don't even bother coming here, go to some other euro country

Californians are a pack of dumb faggots. He can't help it, there's something in the barely drinkable water.

Here's where I live. Sydney is somewhat of a shithole, and yet there's an impressive coast area. Does that make it not a shithole?

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Go, it's just flyover cucks complaining
>3 hours ago
LA gets millions of visitors each year Google it, it's not such a secret
Seething
It's funny how mad this board is at LA when 95% of the content discussed here comes from there.

Texas, Louisiana, Florida, New York, Nevada (few days max though), Hawaii, Alaska, Montana, Wyoming, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Georgia

Stick to those places and you'll enjoy the US infinitely more than you would by seeing California.

Those are

>It's funny how mad this board is at LA when 95% of the content discussed here comes from there.
Did you not also notice that 99% of the content is about how much they hate that 95% of content?

Be sure to CA for scenic beauty like Yosemite, Death Valley and Joshua tree though. Also Big Sur, Malibu, Santa Monica, San Francisco Bay, Mt. Shasta, and Napa Wine country. Great for travel

I'm the Aussie that started the Los Angeles hate earlier but I will concede that rural and outdoors California is very nice and has a lot to offer.
The cities deserve to be nuked though.

Sounds like a board full of fuckin retards

Quiet down, here comes the guard

And even they're not stupid enough to want to be in Los Angeles.

thx for the advice lad, i'll try and figure out a route going CA-Nevada-Wyoming-Nevada

Montana* instead of 2nd Nevada

yeah you sound australian alright

Same goes for Paris.

No doubt. They literally named a syndrome based on people's disappointment with the reality after finally seeing Paris compared to how it's been portrayed in film and literature.
In fairness the Paris of old is gone forever. It was once a magical city. The remnants of its greatness are still all around the city.

People still focus on the bigger cities in France as something to be amazed at or enjoy, when it's their countryside that's really the best if you're going to pass through and sightsee. Also, hot chicks everywhere willing to bang complete and total strangers.

majority of big cities are shit, paris/nyc/la/london/berlin etc.

Never seen the French countryside. On the to-do list. Would love to buy a ramshackle old villa in the French countryside, fix it up and live there for a few years with a decent library of books and a vineyard.
Maybe one day I'll quit, sell everything and go do it.
Doubt it but still nice to dream.

Could you BE anymore of a newfag?

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French citizenship isn't that hard to get, so if you got the money, you could do it easily enough.

Tokyo is brilliant. Kyoto not far behind. Bangkok, Budapest, Bucharest and St Petersburg are also great. Melbourne and Sydney are decent.
There's good ones out there.

>tfw you realize the ending represents the millenial generation
why don't we want to have families bros

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>Also, hot chicks everywhere willing to bang complete and total strangers.
can you elaborate a bit on this part? its the countryside I should visit for this?

La La Land was fucking terrible soulless trash. I'm dumbfounded it actually was enjoyed by people. It doesn't even have a single decent, memorable song

Maybe one day.

>bangkok
is there really more to it than the ladyboys?

Not much to elaborate really. So long as you're not ugly or fat, you can get laid. It's easier in the rural parts because everyone knows everyone else there, so when someone new comes along, they hop on the chance to fuck them.

interesting, that makes sense. Are you staying at a hostel at this point or just walking around chatting up the locals?

Way more. I don't even like ladyboys. There's definitely dingy parts of it but it's a fantastic city with endless things to do, great sights, awesome people, amazing food, cheap prostitutes, it's got pretty much everything.

I bunk with locals, usually married couples. I only stayed at an actual hostel/inn once when I didn't like the vibe I was getting from the couple I was talking with.

>I bunk with locals
What site you use for something like that? Is something like that expensive?
I've only ever used hostels or just normie hotels.

I don't use internet unless it's for airbnb, I just talk with the local people, usually in local stores, about who might be renting a room. Of course, that requires you to know the local language, but even so, most people, the French aside, know and speak English. Don't try English with French, they have this weird sense of pride where they don't speak English.

>requires you to know the local language
oh well, thanks for the info

French is laughably easy to learn, user.

it might be but I'm not gonna start learning a language for just a few days/1 week stay

Fair enough, I learned the language simply because I felt like learning a foreign language.

>simply because I felt like learning a foreign language.
best reason to do something like that. I had to take a few years of a foreign language in school but I forgot all of it after a few months of not being in that school

I was taught 2 foreign languages, English and German, in elementary. German was far easier for me, but I had a terrible teacher who put me off the language for good.

>in elementary
I only started learning a foreign language in high school so you were pretty lucky with that

Huh, that's weird. I thought other countries learned stuff like this too, we started in 3rd grade, that's when I was.... 9 years old, I think.

nah, I didn't even have a foreign language in junior high. 4 years of Italian in high school and that was all. it was either that or spanish

>tsunami when? i want to see california drown
The amazing thing is California is due to a couple a big one earthquakes and a tsunami. Not to mention that the state has many old levy's and dams in need of massive work.

Sounds like a recipe for a massive chaos

>levee

Reagan can be blamed for that. He ironically thought they were natural conservatives the same way Liberals of today think they are socially liberal. They all are nationalists of their own tribe, nothing else.

fucking hell that was a good year for movies what the fuck happened