Is Sam Malone the best chad character in tv history?
>Gets basically any girl he wants
>Is a sports celebrity
>Owns his own bar
>Everyone looks up to him and admires him
>Is generally a good friend and person
Is Sam Malone the best chad character in tv history?
>Gets basically any girl he wants
>Is a sports celebrity
>Owns his own bar
>Everyone looks up to him and admires him
>Is generally a good friend and person
>can get any girl
>gets worst captain
Diane knew how to work him.
Kek, what a roastie she was
no. Bud Bundy was
>banged Marcy's niece Amber
>banged his cousin's hot fiance
>banged numerous hotties in college
>had based "Street rapper Grand Master B" persona
>jerked off in the library
I've done one of these
I bet I know which one, they ever un-ban you?
Sam is a great character. Could he exist in tv/film today?
White male? Agressessive with woman, nah
He was largely polite when shot down and took no for an answer. Except for when it came to Rebecca. But she was his Moby Dick. You absolutely could get away with his character today. It would just have to be as well implemented as Sam's was. And most TV writing has lost that when it comes to sitcoms because now everything needs to be serialized and watched from episode one.
I didnt get caught
I'm going to end up exactly like Cliff except without a career.
wow, somebody who knows what the fuck they are talking about on here giving their reasoned out opinion, I'm impressed
Kek, I know the feels exactly (I recently realized that nobody at work likes me just a few of them are being polite)
So you're gonna end up like Norm?
No, Norm was based
kek
>alcoholic
>based
I want a place like this to exist so badly. The real life version is such a disaster.
he was a high-functioning alcoholic (yes, chronically unemployed but that was never the result of his drinking) and was still neat and clean and coherent and sociable, if only all alcoholics were like Norm
>implying Becker wasn't superior sitcom kino
pleb
>The real life version is such a disaster.
?
>I've done one of these
So I guess your rap carrier didn't take off
>Bar just like Cheers opens up
>Microbrew Numales and shallow Stacys just sit silently on their phones and not create friendly sociable atmosphere
>Bar shuts down after a few months due to lack of revenue
this, you COULDN'T have a place like Cheers now because there are no people compatible with it (maybe if you had a strict "all cell phones left at the door" policy?)
>Cheers
>Bars run by a washed up misogynist ex baseball player who takes any opportunity to rant about his glory years
>Patrons are all high level alcoholics some of whom need to be carried out at times only to return presumably the next day
>One bartender is actually mentally retarded
>Other bartender is bitter old spinster who scrapes out an existence on the presumably pittance she gets paid
>Patrons dont even like each other only thing in common is that they are so repugnant no one wil else will put up with them
>Cheers would be bleak as fuck in real life
>But everybody knows your name
That might be because of insecurity and nothing else though, not rudeness. I think a lot of people would kill for that type of social interaction where you can completely let your guard down.
hey the troll showed up, what took you so long? shitting up another thread?
is any bar not like that?
Can only speak for my area but the bars are very shitty and obviously not like how it's depicted on the show. I wish the fantasy of it was a real thing.
There’s a bar like this in my neighborhood I found where these all people from a high school meet up the day before thanksgiving for a reunion.
yeah, me too, me too, I had to build one like it in my basement, still I wish it was a real place I could go like on the show
? is this something from HIMYM or something?
No the bar is actually really shitty but the karaoke selection is good
The idea of Sam paying carla poorly is making me laugh. Esp considering she had like a dozen children and was both surely and homely so you know her tips were garbage
sounds pretty decent, you're lucky, just skeezy places near me
she made good money between the wages and the tips and all the extra scams she was pulling, plus don't forget all the child support she was getting, she buys a fucking house in season 5/episode 5