Episode 9 leaks

>Jordan
Toydarians are back?

I'll suck eight dicks for an Obi-Wan series, but they have lied to me too many times now. Too many times.

Double or nothing it comes out in the next few weeks!

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You do this every thread!

I'm starting to find this guy pretty sexy desu

It’s only 6 episodes based off of the movie script. McGregor is back. They were going to announce it after Solo that’s why he was at the premiere

Yeah, I heard all this before. They cancelled it because Solo bombed and all that. When the Mandalorian crashes and burns, what do I do then?

Fuck off

Why are you being a cunt user?

Based

Based Caddyshack user

>Y wings
So why use the shitty bombers when they could have use Y wings?
>Assault on Jakku
Why are we going to Jakku again? Like lorewise it makes no sense.

Quick! How do we sell more merch!?

Bring in Battle Droids

>typing up your shitpost and screenshotting it to make it appear more legit

pathetic

I care

They never went away user. They've been pulling the strings from behind the curtain this whole time.

It is worse user. He copied it from Reddit

Price per piece is insane. Only a fucking fool would buy those

Jakku is apparently the key launching point for the Unknown Regions or some such shit from the nuEU books

Based

Star Wars tax is a bitch. The Y-Wing is fine though

I wish there were more outlandish leaks. I greatly enjoyed Sloth Anakin. I wonder if the giant monkey is someone we know?

All the people that would have spent seventy bucks on Star Wars Lego set are pissed because of TLJ, so good luck with that.

I think the equivalent of Sloth Anakin this time is Rey Shmi

Nah, they'll sell. They managed to sell the 1k dollar millennium falcon, so these will be fine.

At this point we're not getting anything until Celebration in mid-April

>Sloth Anakin

I know about Rey Shmi, but please explain this to me

The most commonly believed "leak" from ep8 had Rey battling a giant sloth (pics of it had been spied on set). The sloth would eventually reveal itself to be Anakin. When I actually saw the sloth creature in the film I got excited for a second...and then Luke milked it and took a swig of green milk.

In the run up to TLJ one of the more prevalent rumors was that the titty walrus Luke milks was a sea monster that Rey would have to fight. When she killed it, it revealed it was actually Anakin's force ghost.

Rey Schmeed.

Anything less than Luke still being alive is a failure.
I can't tolerate a star wars universe where luke skywalker attempts to murder his nephew because he had a bad dream and then dies from being too sleepy

I think the better joke would have been Shmi (Formerly Rey)

No one cares anymore, they can do whatever the fuck they want. They're over Star wars is dead. Just let it die now.

Why do people post this? This is the exact opposite of letting it die

Trying to explain away Reys Mary sue bullshit. Jakku will have some secret bullshit.

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>getting hyped for starshit in 2019
Are you legitimately retarded? Do you completely lack the capacity to learn?

Fuck you Ted you're a shit Batman

It's gonna be kino user. It's gonna make a billion, and there is nothing you can do to stop it. Join us

Guys, I've decided to give episode 9 a chance.

Sure, The Last Jedi was disappointing but one mistake shouldn't be enough to throw this franchise which has given us so much joy into the trash.

We boycotted Solo and I wish I hadn't because when I saw the DVD it was a great flick. It really felt like a Star Wars movie.

So I'm going to be open minded and have faith in JJ to give us a great ending to the Skywalker saga. For the sake of the franchise that I've loved so dearly for so long I hope the rest of you will give it a fair chance as well.

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Because Luke went back to tattooine in RotJ

New Pasta ahoy

>back to Jakku
Bomb incoming

I care, but only because it sounds hilariously awful and the schadenfreude will be glorious

>assault on jakku
for fuck's sake why, there's nothing on Jakku except simon pegg. Is JJ just lazily ripping off how they go to Tatooine in Return?

But there was a reason to return to Tatooine. There's no reason to return to Jakku. Like her reason in TFA was waiting for her parents but in TFA and TLJ they both said her parents don't matter.

>Falcon on fire
Here we go again, Lando will probably die in it too.
Just to finish trashing everything from the OT

>solo was good
it was trash, no one needed to know how he got his name or the kessel run or how he met chewie or got the falcon

Call me a retard but I just realized that Happy Gilmore is a remake of Caddyshack.

Every nuWars film except maybe R1 was shit, you fucking shill. TLJ just went an extra mile to insult the audience.

yeah but it was otherwise swashbuckling

They won’t destroy it unless they try replacing it with something bigger and better. After all, it’s Rey’s ship now; how could they even think about depriving a woman of what’s rightfully hers?!?!

>assault on Jakku
Christ its like they are deliberately sucking all the fun and all the possibility of anything good and entertaining happening in this fucker