What was your favorite episode of Malcolm in the Middle?

all of them

Couldn't stand this show when I was young, all the characters were unlikable, but not like Seinfeld

Komodo 9000

none of them

"Hayden gets it on with an Asian Chad" episode

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The one where Reese thinks he has the perfect model face.

Every damn time I'm watching a show or movie and there's a part with a boy (middle school or early high school age) getting involved with a girl, it makes me sad. Makes me think of all the time I could've spent doing better things as a kid.

Dewey's opera, Reese's Thanksgiving (especially cause of the slutty girl bullying Malcolm unnngh), the one with the Jewish girl with big tits, god there were so many good ones.

Maybe worry about all the time you're wasting now, shitposting instead of living life?

the one where dewey gets raped

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based

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>that episode where malcolm is like 11 years old gets a gf and is constantly kissing her
watched that with my parents, shit was uncomfortable

theres honestly too many to choose

i always did the enjoy the bowling one though. fecking LOL

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one that sticks out as memorable was the one where Lois gets shit on by her side of the family so the boys crash the party or something with a golf cart

Stop posting this fake reddit tier meme.

The one where Malcolm's hot teacher shows up.

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>tfw you never had a cynthia in your life

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Thank God.

cynthia gets big tits episode

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I miss swimming pools. I miss playgrounds. I miss playing sports.

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Peak Jennette McCurdy

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>living life as an adult

look at this optimist

Based and Redpilled interracial agenda pushers

lol

Live live die
Live live die

The best cold open was when Louis scolds Hal for trying to send his friend away when Hal invited him over

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I bet it was an Asian guy who wrote that part in. I should check the credits and see if there were any Asians in production.

plese don't make me tear up reminiscing about said times

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go to the pool and swim laps
that's fucking easy dude and probably the most healthy form of exercise you can possibly do, because it's cardio that doesn't impact your joints at all.
joining a casual adult sports team isn't that hard either
and once you have some kids you can take them to playgrounds and play again

The intro is really weird too. I mean the whole thing is this weird subliminal imagery trip, with all brain stuff, Dewey tied up at one point and covered in mud another (feirsh stuff), and ending with a zoom in on Malcolm's right eye (the eye of Horus). Plus the actor who played Dewey never appeared at any reunion parties and I'm willing to be if they ever do a revival, he won't be there either. And then there's Frankie Muniz's memory loss... Jesus christ.

pure comfykino coming through

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Thats *ahhh* very *ahhhhh* racist *ahhhhh* of *aaaahhhhhh* you

Doesn't she also end up in Dewey's special ed class?

cynthia had the most chemistry with malcolm out of any girl on the show

She was an annoying and obnoxious shitskin femcel.

I'm not saying I do either, I know I'm wasting my life too. I'm here, aren't I? It's Saturday night and I'm too used to staying in to even consider going out or having a life at this point.

How did they get away with this?

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it's always a trip to see media made prior to 2008 where everyone's white and no one even needs to bring it up because it was considered normal

it's very rude to tease people with bait like this

An Asian Chad is called a Chang. As in, this white bitch is about to get CHANGED!

the only right answer

>That one episode where Hal tries to fatten Lois up

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what was it like growing up in the late 90s/early 00s in america? it looks super comfy

t. shitty yuro boomer

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god he aged like milk

"going out" blows anyway. clubs and shit arent for everyone. not much better than staying in in your warm home shitposting or playing games or watching movies really. bonus points if you have some chill close friends or a cute girl to cuddle with

if youve ever had a life then you know you aint missing much

There's like 6 51%'ers in that picture

even then, you have to pause and look closely to find them. now it's blatantly obvious

based taste

I've definitely had fun before. Going to a big club, with tons of people, listening to house music and feeling yourself get lose in the music and energy. Finding a cute brown girl with a big butt to grind on your dick, forgetting what real life was like in the glow of multicolored lights, smoking a cigarette outside covered in sweat, entering back in and feeling the bass move your body. I just wish the one club I actually liked hadn't shut down.

The family reunion episode

exactly

too bad they stopped growing

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>don't even bother using a female francis, just put the actor in drag
every time

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Stevie is black and they are basically best friends

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Sexiest back I've ever seen. Jerked off to this back in the day.

Thread.

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Whats with them chocolate chipped pancake lookin nips

youtube.com/watch?v=CBRXme35WG0
TAKE A CHANCE ON MEEEE

It was amazing. The only thing better would have been to been born in 1985 and I could have fully enjoyed the 90s. I loved being a kid throughout the 90s

I was born in 1985 and can confirm growing up then was incredible.

Um, sweetie.

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C A N D Y M A N

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>3 thots speak for all women
But I guess all women would rather have your "white" cock instead of an Asian one. Right, Muhammad?

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>Doesn't she also end up in Dewey's special ed class?
why the fuck did i just notice this? i remember her being girl dewey and being in his class but realizing that. wtf...

>>tfw you never had a cynthia in your life
>mfw i did back in preschool and we were inseparable until i had to move schools she was also named cynthia

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clearly Hal was inspired by The Architect

The candyman episode

big white cock

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>what are prostitutes
idiot

Probably bowling

Literally all of their neighbors were black

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Older Reese was hot

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Poor as fuck family, all their neighbours are black.

Really makes you think.

>play that banjo Steve-o

changed into what

i didn't like it at the time
wished i'd grown up in the 60s
everyone took the piss out of the 80s like it was some cultural black hole but looking back it was probably the peak

The Circle Game

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Why does Hal have to stand in the back?

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And highly successful

Hal trying to fatten up his wife.

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>that episode where Abe thought Hal was accusing him and his friends of being racist but Hal was actually feeling singled out for being a poker novice and they ended up wholesomely reconciling

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would

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I liked the one where Malcolm had to watch an orientation video at the Lucky Aide that briefly showed Craig as an upper-level executive. When Malcom turns to look at him, he tries to cover his face.

Pretty much anything with Craig

The one where the Lucky Aid gets robbed and Craig won't give up the safe combo

was he racist Yea Forums?

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is dat sum Paxton?
shes so severly underrated

No, it drove up sales with blacks

>when stevies dad accidentally poses in the same way
kek

Francis eating cheetos

That whole episode was great and showed both Malcolm's and Lois' whatyoucallit? He is like her.

I am not american, but was it really like that back then though, realistically speaking? I mean modern America always had diversity so i doubt that image paints a real picture of what it was like back then. Maybe if it was a rich white neighborhood, sure, but those exist today as well

Wasn't it true, but for a Woman?

There are like 7 mexicans in that picture so they're just talking shit.

Middle aged woman

HE’S THE MAN WHO NEVER RETURNED

Bravo Nolan

It's like that even in modern America. We are still 68% white and it's pretty segregated. There are just a lot of EXTREMELY diverse areas.

She's got tape on her nipples you can see the white tape outline on the door open part.

Damn, I'm just watching the first episode she's in now and Lois goes on a big rant to her and her father about how big their going to get when they she's older

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There was really quite nothing like it. It was an experience that probably won't or can't be replicated by any other era in American history because communication technology has evolved in such a way that we can't experience a fair mix between social experiences and entertainment media anymore; most of our daily hobbies and interactions have been replaced by the latter, and this is especially true for today's youth. The concept of Saturday morning cartoons, riding bikes and skating without protective gear, the complete lack of fear of abduction and other "stranger danger" mind bugs, etc. It was a time when a kid could just wake up and fully enjoy his/her day in a way that was psychologically satisfying and healthy at the same time. It was truly a perfect balance of "fun" that simply can't be reached anymore. I genuinely pity anyone growing up or anyone who didn't get to grow up in a place/time like that.

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Why did they make Malcolm so fucking unlikeable starting season 4 till the end?

Didnt even feel like the main character anymore

It was hell, it was the start of the commercialization and gutting of the heart of America. 25 years old nostalgists will tell you differently.

t. poor and/or minority upbringing
middle+ class white kids had it made

>kids
So, like I said, nostalgist. You have no idea what went on.

You guys are fucking retarded. The BF HAD to be a tough Asian guy because there was an entire punchline that was predicated on it. This was the episode where Reese ships himself to China to beat someone up so when Reese finally gets out of the box he thinks the BF is the Chinese guy he wants to beat up but gets his ass kicked instead.

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>24 years old
Jesus christ

Must be some Hal episode.
Either the speedwalking or the bodybuilder army.
Fun fact: One of the bodybuilders was Rich Piana.

You got lucky. She'd have only friendzoned you.

The mega Jew from Lizzie Magoo age decently

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God I wish I looked like this. Perfect fucking twink mode right here.

I agree. Never got the appeal but I enjoyed a handful of episodes.

Well, seeing as how he didn't, they did.

Swimming pools still exist. What you miss is the motivation to go anywhere.

People constantly brought it up. That's why it changed so drastically. You were just a kid so you didn't hear the annoying politics surrounding everything. Don't be stupid.

>It was an experience that probably won't or can't be replicated by any other era in American history

That's true for nearly every decade. Don't idealize it too much or you'll be stuck living in the past.

Oh yes America lost it's values specifically when YOU grew into your 20s right? Shut the fuck up.

no its just sum girl

>Dewey's shit eating grin

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loling at you virgin retards making fun of Frankie. He objectively fucked Hayden, Duff, Torresani, Raymonde and the babysitter chick IN THEIR PRIMES on top of getting millions for doing it. sit down faggots

oh and I fucked prime Bynes too, forgot about that.

fuck you all

The one where Lois and Hal kick Malcolm out of the house after they catch him doing hrt

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What? He felt singled out because they all but him had a degree/ were some kind of "doctor"

I always feel this too. At least I had "the gang" and we would bomb around the school getting into hijinx and playing wargames and Halo 1/2 at night

>still 68%

i like how you say that extremely low figure as if its something to be proud of

EMERSION BROKEN

im 29 and I will admit 2011 was a horrid year. The proliferation of the iphone and rise of Buzzfeed and twitter ruin peoples ability to reason and sapped creativity

Born in '83, and confirming it was the best possible time to be born and 90s were best time to go through adolescence.

Quick rundown for what it was like for me, born in 88
>no cell phone, barely anyone has internet
>have to call friends on landline or go to their house to see what's up
>AOL Instant Messenger if you were lucky enough to have 56k
>enough kids in my neighborhood for pickup games of football, baseball, ditch, kick the can, etc
>ditto for nerf and super soaker battles
>tfw Dan's older brother shoots your friend out of a tree fort with The Ultimator and he shifts his sights to you
>games would span the entire block, backyards included
>weekends spent at family lake cabin
>fishing, tubing, swimming
>catching snakes and frogs and lizards
>KO'ing perch and feeding them to herons
>building wood weapons with brothers after Grandpa teaches us how to use the tools
>playing Monopoly on NES at night with whole family next to toasty fireplace
>everyone gets bored and we talk Dad into playing Shadowgate again
>wake up early and watch Mega Man
>winter time spent gaming, playing lego, building snow forts and tubing/snowboarding
>enough snow in 97 to climb on top of school
>spend every recess, even in 3ft deep snow, playing full contact foot ball
>supervisors take our ball away, use soccer ball instead, say its rugby until we get our ball back
>SNES release, PS1 release, N64 release, Dreamcast release
>Pokemon The Movie, Mortal Kombat, Jurassic Park, Beavis & Butthead Do America
>Goldeneye, Megaman X, aLttP, MGS, FF, Paper Mario
>TMNT, LEGO, Batman, Dr Dreadful, Micro Machines, Gundam Models
>the mall, arcade, laser tag, indoor paintball arena
>Pokemon cards, Magic the Gathering, Yu Gi Oh
>Batman TAS, Superman TAS, Spiderman, X-Men, Donkey Kong Country, Cartoon Cartoon Fridays, Super Mario Bros Super Show

Sorry for your loss, user.

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Found something else
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>Anti social social club

I thought this was funny the first time I saw it, then I realize like half the asians at my school wear a jacket with that on it

he's 33

Anybody got any megalinks?

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he has pointy nipples

Is he about to pants him?

Isn't this the best about girls

born in 87 over here. fuck the world was better.

remember when Francis rejected by phone the 10/10 babysitter who had gone to school with him because he thought she was still fat?

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>or go to their house to see what's up
Does anybody still do that today?

I do sometimes. But I’m seen as the weird one when I do it. “Why didn’t you just text me?”

Too old.

Then kept on forcing him with Hayden Panetteraewre instead.

They had to use a forklift to bury him.
Reece becomes emperor of China or some shit.

>hadn't had my phone with me...
would this work?

They are from the Balkans.

I mean yeah, but I don’t feel like I should have to make excuses just to go over to a friend’s house

God, I remember being in genuine pain laughing at this scene.

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>Halo 1/2
Reach?

>3 blondes
figures

Those asian tiddies

MOMMY

>Muniz was born on December 5, 1985, in Wood-Ridge, New Jersey.[3]
>His father, Francisco III, was a restaurateur, and his mother, Denise, was a nurse.[4] His father is Puerto Rican and his mother is of Italian and Irish descent

She's first First Nation, you cishetbigot!

Whatever nation she's from has nice suckable tits

Not sure if she raised the pitch of her voice for the role, but I liked that about her as well.

>she went on to be in Power Rangers and faded into obscurity
>still hot

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Yeah but then he got brain damage and forgot all of it.

It is weird, people aren't expecting you, they might be busy and it's rude to just show up at somebody's house completely unannounced

Blacks don't like going to swimming pools
It musses up they hair

its only weird coz adults have all these assumptions about social conduct and being polite and shit

as kids we used to knock on friends doors all rhe time and if they were they would open the door then we would say 'okay cya later!' and leave

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They cant swim. The hair thing is an excuse.

could've used his apron

female Reese is hot as fuck
I love the episode where Malcolm and Reese are going bowling and they show how it would go if Lois takes them vs. if Hal takes them

Halo Reach came after Halo 3 nigger

t. zoomer

they don't have hair

my fave episodes are ones where hal gets obsessed about something
rollerskating
speed walking
painting

alpha move right there
sometimes I answer my door in the nude just to see if they look down at my junk

HIS NAME IS SLAPPY?!?

Eh, painting was less an obsession than something that had been fermenting for a long time inside of him.

>the end where it's finished and everyone is in awe just for the inch thick paint layer to loosen and fall on everyone

This scene single-handedly informed all of my sexual preferences (and hangups), I think. Mature women, casual nudity, voyeurism.

hello ricky

One of the best moments in all of TV comedy is when Reece's teacher was purposely failing him because he was a bully, then Malcom writes a a paper for him, which also gets failed, then wen the teacher comes round to the house to have Reece signed up to the remedial class, all this comes out, the teacher threatens to tell and have Malcolm expelled, but Lois knows whatever happens Malcolm will be fine and she would willingly throw him under a bus to save Reece. Just as the teacher is saying how no mother would be so callous to do that to their own child we cut to a homeless Francis at the window, in the pouring rain with an eye patch from where Ritchie's toenail blinded him, begging to be let back inside and that he'll do whatever she wants and that he just wants to be warm again.

Hal episodes were always the most kino. That one where they are trying to set him up for insider trading or something, but Malcolm notices that every apparent meeting he had with the other people falls on a friday, and for the past 10 years or so, Hal had never been turning up to work and he has proof of all the fun things he had been doing.

The Bowling episode (with prime slutfu),
followed by the Thanksgiving episode.

The one where Hal uses someone's card to enter the airport lounge and ends up as a Bond villain.

Or the one where he interviews for some secret organisation

JUST LET ME LIVE INDOORS MOM

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I'll just leave this here

is that hals actual voice actor?

fake, victimhood bullshit.

I think some family guy is funny and I'll fight anyone that wants to shit on me for it.

he plays the drums