Saturday night

this

Bored with nothing to do. Kind of want to get drunk and put something on but all I have is spirytus and don't really want that heavy stuff.

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I'm tired, like....all the time and I just don't want to do anything any more

Same. I'm so incredibly bored but I have no desire to actually get up and do something.

>clicks search google for this image
>says tom hardy workout for vemon (literally)
The fuck?

I keep trying to make a change, pushing myself to do things or apply myself to something, and it never works out. I'm doomed to become nothing.

>go to job interview
>interviewer asks "what are your interests"
>mind goes blank

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>no job
>no friends
>no gf

I'm about to marathon Master and Commander.

It's Sunday arvo, I'm doing some writing and am about to go for a drive. I hope you amerifrens are having a comfy night.

Read wuxia and play porn rpg games like me also alcohol and cigarettes

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I'm at a James Taylor concert

Same reason you are nigger.

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Based Foyposter

tell them you like to shitpost on tv
they will probably think you like to poop on your television haha

It's like a bad fucking habit man

sneed

I’m here out of respect for you. I’ve come hat in hand.

oddly low amount of posts ITT

Just got done watching movies and now I’m headed for bed. Conan the Destroyer and a blaxploitation film called Cool Breeze.

Maybe some Anons got gfs and are out with them now

lol
what a loser go outside and have sex instead of posting in this thread

>Im watching twilight
Kill yourself reddit nigger

delete thi—
ah fuck it, why even bother.

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kill yourself hole

i deliver amazon packages for the post office on sundays and next week i start my first day delivering mail so im stricken with anxiety since it seems difficult and management is notrious for bring harassing assholes and usps is a toxic work environment. not looking forward to it

Well, user, you don't have a gf you have to watch it with...

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how was the party?

No friends plus I've been really sick the past few days, unable to do anything/go anywhere

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To post this

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my wife is fucking some nigger out there while i'm at home catching up on suits.

mate what the fuck are you saying?

my wife is out there, probably in the nigger apartment, fucking him, right now.
I, browsing Yea Forums, in my apartment, and watching the show called Suits. You know, the USA Network one. Get it?

what are you an actual cuckold? hell awaits for you

the cinematography is kino

what am I supposed to do? get divorced and get ass raped in court? I don't have money for that.

I was at work until a couple hours ago. Fucking shitpile. Too tired and bitter to do anything or go anywhere or talk to anyone.

>he doesnt lie about things by reflex

Come now

>so user, what do you do in your free time?
Why do my coworkers assume I do anything besides drink and stare at the floor?

This dog just took a dump in the middle of the room at this house party I’m at.
Thanks for giving this post attention

Because id rather sit at home, smoke weed, shit post and play vidya.
Last time I went out, I got into a fight with a foreigner and went home with a black eye.

Imagine being surrounded by fifty people and nobody will let you out so you shit on the floor because fuck them

Build up a home gym and build up your body, buy a punching bag and gloves and become obsessed with teaching yourself a fighting style, write book, buy a bunch of penile enhancement gadgets and dedicate yourself to using them, film and edit and post a YouTube video everyday, just find something that requires you to be alone to master it.

Then, when the next crisis in your life comes and you are forced to move out of wherever you are living and you must face the world, you now have something special to show for all of your years of being alone. And no, being good at video games doesn’t count.

god i wish that could be me

>buy a bunch of penile enhancement gadgets and dedicate yourself to using them

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My sister was a lazy piece of shit single mom of 3 on her second divorce. She was on every psychiatric drug as well as copious amounts of vodka because she was sad and had anxiety and insomnia and the list goes on. And of course she thought it had nothing to do with her sitting on her ass doing nothing with her life and leeching off the system.

But user, I talked her into moving to a small town and then getting a job at the post office. She gets up at 6:00AM rain or shine and walks half the town to deliver the mail 6 days a week. She has lost at least 50 lbs, everyone in her town knows her, she has shitloads of friends and goes out every Saturday night to the bars, she bought a house, and she loves her life now. I wonder why I haven’t done the same thing.

Anyway, cheer up user because you’ll like it, fuck jannies.

Hey, if you knew that you could have been wearing a painless Turbo 4500 Cock Stretcher during all of the years that you wasted watching TV, shitposting, and playing video games, that you would now have a glorious 9+ inch colonizer between your legs that you would want to show to every girl in the world; wouldn’t you do it?

I'm trying to catch up to the Oscars and going thru the Best Pictures list. But I get bored and wanna check on the shitposting here. Roma was a slog to get through. The Favourite has my waifu Emma Stone so hopefully that'll be better. Not sure if I'm really gonna watch A Star is Born or Green Book, should I?

>glorious 9+ inch colonizer
why is every zoomer half a fag?

Watch burning and shoplifters dont bother with that crap

Hmm what genre are they? Horror or action? I'll take a recommendation anyways thanks user.

A Star Is Born is pretty good

Does Cooper and Gaga fuck? That's the selling point for me.

>Hmm
Kill yourself reddit nigger

>stop using words I don't like
you whine like my ex

This. 37 live with Mom. I've been here since 11 a m. just breaks for snacks and napped while listening to E. Michael Jones on a podcast. Comfy. Ate two eggrolls from Mom, dipped them in tuna, drank a Welch juice. Going to bed at 5 a.m. est. This is the life tbqh.

user, here's what you do
>download notes app
>call new note "My Life Force"
>At top wright "Don't give in, man up!"
>Then you make a list vertically, make sure to only use one letter per category in case someone finds your phone...

>A(lochol)
>B(eating off)
>C(igs)
>D(onuts)
>E(arly to bed)
>P(ushups)
>S(itups)

For each day, place a 1 beside a category if you succeed. For instance did smoke a cig today? Place I beside "C(igs)".

Don't let pressure get you user. Only try to get five days straight in each category. Even if you only do two situps one day that counts. Better than none and it adds up.

The most days I've made it is six in about seven months. Mainly beating off sends me offtrack. But I'm making progress and can tell a difference. Girls can too, and you'll definitely notice.

Respect mutual.

America is lost to illegals

Wtf I didn't get the memo but since when is "hmm" reddit? Also you would probably know

>so user, what did you do over the weekend?
>"oh not much, just a chill one"
every time

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Drinking with others is a pain in the ass.

this. every saturday night is exactly the same.

I don't like making my own threads for stupid stuff about the television so I just will be taking your to announce that I've been steadily drinking for hours now and I didn't even go to work but that's fine because my job isn't one of those ones where you get fired if you don't show up but I watched gran torino and now I'm watching falling down and I don't like the theme marathon I seem to be on of white people getting angry and shooting people. so what should I watch next?

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I already spent the night with my chubby fuckbuddy last night and slept over at her place. Tonight I just feel like vegging out in my room and watching Battlestar Galactica while I listen to tech-house music and shitpost furiously

What’s gay about colonizing?
Unless you’re relating it to fertilizing colons instead of creating colonies, it ain’t gay.

The zoomer male obsession with other mens dicks and 'boipussy' is super fucking gay.

Summer of 84
Super Dark Times
Donald Cried
The Guest

Based