*wins everything*

*wins everything*

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I wonder if Hollywood realizes this implications in this year’s awards
>black comedian doesn’t want to host because he made gay jokes
>no one else want to host because of public backlash
>black panther a movie for children is up for some awards
>Mexican actress with no experience is attached to a Netflix movie

This is the perfect storm for the oscars to slowly become irrelevant

>become
Already happened, dumbfuck

I just want black panther to win best picture so badly. It'll be so funny.

finally a real mexican

They became irrelevant years ago. I would say the killing blow was Brando sending Littlefeather in his place.

who's a fake mexican?

>Slowly

My mom has watched the Oscars every year since she was a teenager and this is the first year she's skipping it

based mom

mencia

no one. She looks like a real mexican

That guy's from fucking Honduras lmao what are you on about?

yea I know, but what actor is a fake mexican? you said "finally a real mexican", implying there are fake ones.

George Lopez, John Leguizamo

no you dumbass she looks like a real mexican thats all

the Oscar's have never give a fuck about actual good beliveries, why should we give a fuck

>George Lopez
Chicano, basically American.
> John Leguizamo
Colombian.

lmao is this your idea of Mexican? No wonder someone from actual Mexico seems Mexican to you.

Mexicans are not descendants of the Mexica (Aztecs), but of the tribes that helped Cortés defeat the Mexica.

Jennifer López. Bitch can barely speak basic spanish with a heavy, retarded gringo accent

It's just ignorant bullsht from americans who think the average Mexican is some mayan looking midget. 95 % of Actual mexicans would blend in easily in any place in western europe

t. mexican

She's Puerto Rican, not even attempting to be Mexican. Are you guys serious? lmao None of the people you mentioned is Mexican. No fucking shit.

aren't puerto ricans supposed to speak spanish?

post a pic of her tits please

You're not a real mexican then, you need to go back and let those people have their land.

Aren't they Burger rape babies? The 51st state or some shie? Pretty sure they're bilingual. Their Spanish accent is shite, anyway.

I think what this guy is trying to say is that that she doesn't look spanish like Javier Bardem.

She looks like a legit tomato-picking wetback

kek

If you don't look like a goblin, you can thank your Spaniard ancestors

they speak spanish like japs: "puelto lico"
that said, JLo don't speak spanish at all, just parrot words and sound like a retard

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Javier Bardem is a Spaniard, though. Mexicans have both Native and Spanish blood. And everything in between. Some people are in the extremes. The actress happens to be on the Native side, but someone like Gael García is also Mexican (born in fucking Guadalajara, the most Mexican place on Earth).

>Mexicans are not descendants of the Mexica (Aztecs), but of the tribes that helped Cortés defeat the Mexica.

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I didn't know she was in actual films now.

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Truth hurts. Mexican is a term born out of nostalgia and guilt. The Mexica (pronounced "Meshica", a.k.a. Aztecs) were genocided.

shut the fuck up you stupid beaner!

That's too bad.

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boxxy?

>shut the fuck up you stupid beaner!

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Could Sofia Rose make it in Hollywood?

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only sjws in mexico find her atractive lmao

based aztecs

>tfw no thick mestizo gf

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>This is the perfect storm for the oscars to slowly become irrelevant
>My mom has watched the Oscars every year since she was a teenager and this is the first year she's skipping it

Probably it all started when the Oscars didn't celebrate American films and became almost entirely Best Foreign Film/Director and Best Visuals Effects.

Don't forget the child sacrifice!

she's amerindian, though.

>genocided yet still across the street playing loud music

irlmommy, look up on youtube. Does porn too.

Good

t. Mexican

Dont forget snubbing First Man

And no-substance nigger films like the awful MLK film a few years back. Selma, was it called? lmao

>Crock of shit

The studio system was essentially that back in the day and it brought so many actors. Seems like it's the only formula that works. Just look at Tarantino if you don't believe me.

your mom needs to be on my cock STAT!

>Does porn too
sauce?

You're responding to the Onion.
'theonion.com/oscar-guide-best-actress-1832759425?rev=1550686484001?customKinja=1637175172

whoever that faggot is he certainly doesn't have Aztec blood.

>I just want black panther to win best picture so badly. It'll be so funny.
man, me too. I don't think I could even be annoyed by it even though black panther is one of the worst in an already below average quality genre

I have given you everything you need. Where you go from here is up to you.

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i can believe you took the time to write this gay shit

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the majority of mexicans look like canelo

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gingers?

Don't be butthurt cause I didn't spoon feed you.

It isn’t irrelevant till the media/normies stop caring.

lmao

That’s was based but if it happened today it would be a martyr type situation, talked about but forgotten

it's true you mong

Estes bien ciego pendejo de seguro eres un chicano matate

Estás*, mátate*

kys CHI fag

Dios has de vivir encerrado en una burbuja si realmente crees eso pendejo

el OGRO

don't be mean to yali :(

Onions de Tijuana pinche joto vete a fingir ser mexicano a otro lugar chicano culero

not true

>95 % of Actual mexicans would blend in easily in any place in western europe
There is no way an actual Mexican wrote this.

Its a filthy chicano

>borderfag
lmao
Si eres mexicano, ¿por qué tu español está tan de la mierda?

CHI

fixed

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chicanos are CHADS mexicans are beta. Name mexicans who known world wide?

But the virtue signal, user. It’s fucking HUGE!!!

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Guillermo del Toro, Alfonso Cuarón, Alejandro González Iñárritu, Octavio Paz, Juan Rulfo, Carlos Fuentes, Gael García Bernal, Carlos Slim, Hugo Sánchez, Sor Juan Inés de la Cruz, Diego Rivera, Francisco Villa, Emiliano Zapata. Name CHI fags who are worth anything. Pro tip: you can't.

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Both are indio mutts though

who is this paisa?

Who cares about the Oscars? American movies are shit. Hollywood only makes movies for people under 15 with fucking idiots with capes and make virgins cum in his pants with a shitty movie of a buttless blonde flying into space what a fucking waste of everyone's time

Mestizo is the term. But, so what? Nothing to be done about it.

Alexis Bledel.

me on the right

>entire career is about mexicans, shitting on them as if he was one of them
>is actually honduran
He's the epitome of a fake mexican

who?

Bullshit. We make toddler-tier retard-fodder for the rest of the world too.

I'm sure your CHI fags are more relevant. Name them, faggot, or gtfo.

Chicanos btfo

Uma Thurman, Lynda Carter, Sara Paxton, Jessica Alba, Paul Reubens, Fergie, Edward Furlong, Selena Gomez, Ritchie Valens, demi lovato, Mario López, Robert Rodriguez, Cesar Millan (guys thats gets bit by a dog lel) Cheech Marin, Edward James Olmos, Dave Navarro, Eddie Bravo, Anthony Quinn, Michael Peña, Selena, Danny Trejo, Jay Hernandez, Carlos Santana, Clifton Collins, Jr., Tony Alva, Miguel Lawner, Ceaser Chavez....

Should i keep going? theres plenty of more in sports, politics and music. You fucks have always be jealous of us. When a chicano is famous or does something good you beaners always like to claim them as one of your own.

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lol no

Native Mexican features are so much more attractive than the ones you usually see. A guy I know is married to a women who looks like she'd cut your heart out and offer it to a sun god.

why are you lying paco?

TUCO MALACO CUCO

ITT: Retards who think Hispanic and Mexican are racial groups rather than geographical terms

There is no such thing as a "Mexican race" since some mexicans are indios and some are spanish

Carlos Santana was born in fucking Jalisco lmao

I'm sorry, dude, but I listed Award-winning filmmakers, a Nobel Prize Laureate, one of the best novelists in Spanish, the best poetess in the Spanish language, fucking social Revolutionaries who changed our history forever (including one of the two entities who ahave invaded the US), a billionaire entrepreneur, the 4th best scorer in the history of La Liga (and considered a historical player in Real Madrid), and who do you bring? People who aren't even CHI fags and Selena Gómez!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Consider suicide, faggot.

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did anyone make a BINGO board for the Oscars

>110405347
the correct term is mestizo but since americans like to boast that they´re political correct, they label as hispanic,latino, mexican,

are these guys the same race as her?

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all of those chicanos. theyre of mexican descent. Also who the fuck are all those you name? no one has even heard of outside of mexico lol.

>carlos slim
lol guy is a fucking arab born in mexico lol.

Nothing but fodder lmao

>Bill Gates

lol guy is a fuckin euro born in the U.S. lol.

they´re mestizos, yalila is pure native american, honorary aryan if you will

>the tlaxcaltecas are mexican
cringe and chilangopiled

>Carlos Santana was born in fucking Jalisco

yeah but he left that shithole of mexico. Isnt that what you beaners call them chicanos?

>demi lovato
>selena gomez
>fergie
>fodder, fodder, fodder, fodder, fodder
I can't believe you guys. You chicanos are a funny bunch.

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That'd be a pocho. A chicano is born in the US.

You are the beaner. YOU live in the US.

>chilangopiled

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>A chicano is born in the US
not according to your beaners in Yea Forums

>pocho
is first generation mexican american

They're wrong, though. And YOU are the beaner. YOU live in the US.

FUCK CHICANOS AND FUCK NIGGERS

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based and redpilled

you beaners are easy target for blacks here lol always getting attacked and robbed. Later you go to chicanos gangs to help you lol

My family has watched pretty much every year until 2018 because we knew it would be an anti-Trump political shit show.

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>here
where do you think I am you fucking retard

Mexicans are an inferior peoples not deserving of equal rights or privileges.

And that is how I met your mother.

Sure thing, retard.

Why is it so easy for people to win acting awards with zero previous acting career. Does it happen in music too?

Don't forget kikes and faggots.

>A guy I know is married to a women who looks like she'd cut your heart out and offer it to a sun god.
That's racist

She didn't act in some B movie, she acted in a popular movie.

It creates drama. Nominating a person with 0 experience even if they weren't that good just creates buzz around a movie and an award show. The Oscars are as staged as the NFL, NBA, etc.

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>Guillermo del Toro, Alfonso Cuarón, Alejandro González Iñárritu, Octavio Paz, Juan Rulfo, Carlos Fuentes, Gael García Bernal, Carlos Slim, Hugo Sánchez, Sor Juan Inés de la Cruz, Diego Rivera, Francisco Villa, Emiliano Zapata
based
>Uma Thurman, Lynda Carter, Sara Paxton, Jessica Alba, Paul Reubens, Fergie, Edward Furlong, Selena Gomez, Ritchie Valens, demi lovato, Mario López, Robert Rodriguez, Cesar Millan (guys thats gets bit by a dog lel) Cheech Marin, Edward James Olmos, Dave Navarro, Eddie Bravo, Anthony Quinn, Michael Peña, Selena, Danny Trejo, Jay Hernandez, Carlos Santana, Clifton Collins, Jr., Tony Alva, Miguel Lawner, Ceaser Chavez
cringe

Nominating a superhero movie isn't unusual. Nominating one that mediocre is. But it has blacks so they have no choice otherwise the negroes will burn down a city out of anger.

>But it has blacks so they have no choice otherwise the negroes will burn down a city out of anger.
lmao true

#Oscarssowhite just means #Oscarenotblackenough. Asians, Latinos, and Arabs barely complain about that nonsense and black people don't give a God damn about the representation of anyone but themselves.

And worse of all is that all their creative output is shit yet they try to pass it as gold.

niggers in America were a mistake

Niggers are god’s children, user. They must think that we’re their gods now, and that we should take care of their every need. But even god let them die off every now and then. We should be less benevolent, frankly. Of all races, they do make the best slaves, though. The whole world can’t be wrong.

>the majority of mexicans look like canelo
i actually know a faggot who does

White Christians make better slaves desu. Supposedly they were more expensive in the old slave markets of the Ottoman Empire.

Basado y pildorarojado

very fucking true fag

They were used for teaching and shit like that. Imagine buying a nigger to teach your kids.

true

Texas Chicano from San Antonio here

I'm 6'3 215 with green eyes, I'm Spanish, German and Apache Indian

we used to kick the shit out of wetback
kids at school

basically if you see a Mexican that's 6' or taller with light skin most likely he's Chicano, wetbacks are usually dark skin and 5ft tall

Also we only keep one last name so if you see a Mexican named something like Hector Diaz-Sanchez there's a 99% chance he's an illegal