He brings a knife, she brings eyeliner

He brings a knife, she brings eyeliner.

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It is all made up,
a suit decides what they do.
Time is entropy.

Watch XL. It's so much better. They're out there for longer than a month instead of the 14 days and 21 day go abouts. The guy in pic related is in the first XL season and him and another guy really thrived. XL takes past naked and afraid people. 12 people divided into 4 groups. 3 guys. 3 girls, 2 guys and a girl, 2 girls and a guy. Dropped off in various places but close enough in reach if they go searching. The guy in pic related OP stuck tight with another guy and killed it while the rest banded together a minutes walk away and relied on their donations. It was the only XL where it was an us vs them mentality which was great. The last XL in africa was pretty good because it had matt wright. Who did the first naked and afraid savage. He lasted 24 days alone then joined the XL for the 40 - 50 day stretch. He was a hercules in season 3 but had to leave the amazon due to flesh eating bacteria raping his foot so they brought him back because he was a tank.

>it's a tough talker quits in the first week episode
>it's a one of the contestants brought a roll of silvertape episode

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Imagine thinking this shit isn't scripted

Remember how they showed some chick's uncensored pusyhole in one of their advertisements

How many of the couples do you think fuck on the show? I am thinking at least half.

season 3 xl matt wright was such a badass his accomplishments raped the mind of the guy who'd hold his fish buckets etc so after matt what evacuated he was having a midlife crisis mental breakdown trying to prove he was cut of the same cloth. The guy was a fucking retard who tapped after luring another guy alone in hypothermia inducing conditions away from the group out of pity to only abandon him alone. All because he wanted to drill into the heads of the others that he was the provider though he provided nothing. He just held the fish buckets.

If i was ever a contestant i'd always have a foreskin boner because naked girls are kawaii as f

Nah that pussy would be rancid as fuck, stinking like maggots while dry with sand in the crotch.

That's a "she"?

I haven't seen the show in a long time, but I recall a lot of them not getting along very well. Plus they're super filthy by a few hours in. It would be hard not to get the big penis at the first meeting, but I guess there's a camera crew around.

w-whats a foreskin boner

Pls respond. The jew got my 'skin so I do not know about this either.

I remember one where the chick really wanted the guy to fuck her when they first met but he ended up being a whiny, obnoxious faggot who quit after a few days and they did not fug.

I loved this ari shaffir looking motherfucker and the saltyness of the other group. They fed them out of pity giant gains over and over. The one time they catch a sting ray they refused to let ari shaffirs team mate have a taste which is why when they caught the ray the brunette girls face new exactly what was going to happen out of guilt. Best duo ever.

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if it were made up then they would have her bring the knife and the guy would bring a gameboy or something. The foregoing clearly conforms to reality.

link?

>whole concept of the show is that they're naked
>blur everything because lol america
>meanwhile based europe has minges on display: the show

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0:59 is the face of karma kicking in and knowing exactly the reason why. They were hoping they'd catch a giant eel like usual and scab it. They should've let the bloke have a small bite of the ray and this wouldn't have happened.

My mistake you made me look, it was "Dating Naked" not "Naked And Afraid"
deadline.com/2015/03/dating-naked-lawsuit-dismissed-viacom-vh1-1201387669/
>Last fall, the defendants did admit an editing error led to the one-second “inadvertent” exposure of the 28-year-old’s vagina and anus to viewers during the July 31 broadcast of the racy series’ third episode. However, they also said agreements with Nizewitz made before filming started rendered the mistake essentially a non-event — despite her insistence she had verbal assurances that everything in a beach-wrestling scene would be blurred out.

Gross.
That's why the US version gets better ratings.

2 different shows bud, naked attraction would never fly on US TV, only on porn channels

What are some other kinos with "inadvertent" exposure of vagina and/or anus?

Based Europe, indeed.

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not my fault brits are so stupid they need to have pakis on these shows

last xl was great because of the psycho bitch we called GI Jane. Can't remember her name. But damn, she was entertaining. Told one girl she was useless, then burns her hand and becomes useless. Fucking priceless

>people defend tattoos on women
Seriously look at it. Does it improve her in any way?

that is hilariously painful

please tell me this is fake

link?

>both of them are souf
says it all really, southern england is no longer british and everyone here knows it

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guess not

I think i have only seen 1 episode where the girl didnt have at least a tramp stamp. So disgusting

Why are racist white people such pussies?
Instead did saying they hate immigrants they say they hate the "south" meaning where immigrants are.

Instead of saying they hate black people and long for the day lynching them is back in fashion they say they like to raise the Confederate flag.
Meaning they merely like that which does or did what they can't do themselves.

Imagine being this retarded

56 percent

cool story bro

Hard day of no internet girls showing you bobs or vagana, Ramesh?

There were episodes where the woman was more useful

You're fucking new to this site, huh?

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imagine being a woman

America would have had the exact same thing but with spics

>the comments
Good to see The Brotherhood has claimed that territory.

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No, America gets a redneck to grill adults with elementary school questions
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The fuck did I just watch?

No, you'd see whites and East Asians. Elite Hispanics don't immigrate here.

no one ever said rednecks are dumb

a cuck and his bull being proud of their new black baby

yes, "afraid" despite a camera crew and support being available 24/7.
cant wait for China to take over the world and execute all these western executives who think its fun to toy with the npc citizens.