Character uses self checkout

I love you, best friend.

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froge

feels good that shopping is the one human being thing i can do

I used to love self checkout until they passed this bag law bullshit

Bag law?

they charge u money for bags now like 5c or something

Literally me.

>been using self checkout exclusively for the past 5+ years
>have never had any of these problems
Am I living in the tv now?

just lie and say you're not using any bags then take what you want. Its self checkout

>please place item in the bagging area
>please remove unscanned item
>please place item in the bagging area
>please remove unscanned item

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yeah ez
it asks u how many bags u want i just hit 0
checkmate liberals

hehe, looks like that's one bit of technology this little zoomer can't figure out.

This shit isnt rocket science guys...

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>zoomer
>can't figure out technology
This is new to me

>put your own bags on or scan item to start
>put own bag on
>please wait for an assistant

>tfw finally learned how to do veggies and fruits

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>enter code for the cheapest vegetable
>weigh the fruit
>put it in the bag
It's not that difficult.

wish there was audio

Well it isn't about rockets so what are you trying to say?

I knew that.

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>CITIZEN PUT OBJECT IN BAG TO PROCEED SCANNING ALERT ALERT OBJECT NOT IN BAGGING, INITIATING AWKWARD EMPLOYEE HAVING TO SCAN THEIR TAG ALERT
it's a fucking milk jug, nobody bags milk you piece of shit monitor stop treating me like a criminal.

how long was he trying to do it before someone started filming?

>that
This is the keyword here

The Chad Grey Cat vs the Virgin Calico.

It’s probably a setup for twitter likes

>enter code
Why would you enter anything bud?

The self checkout machines at my work have been there for over a decade and the Indian technicians we have contracted don’t want to do any work and face zero repercussions for not fixing our machines. I apologise to any of you who have shopped here before, unlikely as it is that anyone who shops at my shitty store also posts here and is here at this exact point in time.

lol its not rocket science

Because we haven't gotten the molecular scanners installed yet.

>literally every item in the store has its weight on the packaging
>can just memorize the barcode number of a cheap item
>manually enter that number at the checkout and put the more expensive but equally heavy item in the bag
>doesn't look incorrect at all to the minders
>technically not illegal because it counts as you offering the store a price and them accepting it

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>go to self checkout
>years of autism have honed my skills
>have loyalty card on my keychain
>memorized which items cant be placed on bagging area
>memorized codes for produce without tags
>in and out in less than 30 seconds
>fear of social interaction has turned me into a self checkout ninja

PLEASE FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS ON THE PIN PAD

I never have a problem with these, I just hate waiting for the attendant to buy beer because everyone else is too

AHHHHHHHHHH

>have to bring own bags to supermarket
>kid opens my bag and jumps
>says there's a spider in the bag
>laugh at him because there was and I didn't know
>grab the bag back from the pussy and stomp on it
>hand it back to him with the squashed spider still inside
>start planting spiders in my future bags for funsies

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>his store doesn't have barcodes on the vege and fruits packaging
You live in some third-world shithole?

OH NONONONONONONONO wagies getting btfo by a fucking china made comp

They don't put stickers on local produce.

Should have told him it was your emotional support spider

>putting stickers all over vegetables and fruit
AHAHAHA FUCKING WHY DUDE THEY'RE NOT PACKAGES YOU RETARD

my mom does my shopping

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I hope you get caught trying to cheat the system.

>he doesn't have barcode on each individual fruits and vegetables
Is this the hour where third-worlders come to play?

>only had fruit and veggies pre packaged
I think you’re the one in a third world shithole bud

You might want to brush up on your grammar skills son.

god forbid

For sound
m.youtube.com/watch?v=xZh14epMhaQ
m.youtube.com/watch?v=xZh14epMhaQ

That's me boy

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lmao

Sorry. I drunk.

Nah it's still fraud as you're not honestly accounting what you're purchasing.

This happens to me all the time and I’m worried people think I’m stealing stuff.

reminder apu is the mascot for homosexual zoomers