I like to picture Jesus as a dirty old bum

I like to picture Jesus as a dirty old bum.

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>I like to picture jesus's dirty old bum.

John C Reilly is the best part of any movie he is in

i like to picture jesus as like my big-tittied milf bartender, who's always trying to set me up with her daughter

Kek, what was the name of the writer who wrote that?

Moshe Bergstein

david rosenblum

We go together like cocaine and waffles.

I saw so many jesuses when I was in santa cruz if that's what he looks like

You know it's oddly fitting. It's not like Jesus rode around in a gold chariot

>IF YOU DON'T CHEW BIG RED

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wrong kid died

did you know that santa claus is actually jesus' dad and not god? makes sense now that jesus was born on christmas eve doesn't it?

John C Reilly, probably, since these movies are all improvised

except Guardians of the Galaxy. it made no sense to cast him in that. or that really shitty movie Hard Eight, what an awful script.

>I just wanted you to know that I spread my butt cheeks as Mike Honcho.

I should've spent more time lovin' you rather than training my body to kill you in a deadly machete fight

I literally forgot he was in The Perfect Storm and Boogie Nights

Say hello to Dr. Watts!

Jew Shekelberg, very well-respected screenwriter

Bodies that look so good, you'll wanna talk to 'em!

I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagle's wings and singin lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk

I like to think of Jesus bloody and humiliated, dying on the cross for our sins.


YOU FUCKERS ARE HERATICS