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>What the heck is Svengoolie?
Svengoolie is one of the last great Late Night Horror Hosts still on the air. Think Elvira but instead of a hot woman it's a fat old man who lives in a coffin and get pelted with rubber chickens.

CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCAST

TONIGHTS MOVIE: STRAIT-JACKET (1964)

MOVIE DESCRIPTION: After a twenty-year stay at an asylum for a double murder, a mother returns to her estranged daughter where suspicions arise about her behavior.

IMDB RATING: 6.8/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
RT RATING: 65% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)

>Where can I watch Svengoolie?
On the TV channel MeTV. Check your cable channels to see if you get MeTV, most American service providers carry MeTV. Sorry, I've never been able to find a pirate stream of MeTV. Americans can also get MeTV for FREE over the airwaves with an antenna. If you find a stream, please post a link in the thread!

TIME: 8:00 EASTERN (20 MINUTES FROM THIS POST)

>NOTICE
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>NOTICE
If you like this thread, PLEASE post in it! These threads are slow moving and can use all the bumps they can get!

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Tonight's Movie: Strait-Jacket
Year: 1964
Director: William Castle
Writers: Robert Bloch

Description: In this chilling blood-tale in "Psycho" style, Robert Bloch modernizes the Lizzy Borden story. A wife (Joan Crawford) literally axes her cheating husband and his lover, witnessed by her three-year-old daughter. Mom is packed off to the insane asylum for 20 years before reuniting with the daughter (Diane Baker). From this point, the axe murders continue along a contrived plot intended to lead the audience astray until the mystery is solved.

FEATURING:

Joan Crawford ... Lucy Harbin
Diane Baker ... Carol Cutler
Leif Erickson ... Bill Cutler
Howard St. John ... Raymond Fields
John Anthony Hayes ... Michael Fields
Rochelle Hudson ... Emily Cutler
George Kennedy ... Leo Krause
Edith Atwater ... Mrs. Alison Fields
Mitchell Cox ... Dr. Anderson

TECH SPECS:
Run Time: 1 hr 33 min
Format: 35mm Film (Dual-Strip 3-D)
Ratio: 1.85:1
Color: Black & White

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I have my checkbook ready

MY BODY IS READY

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she is a wonder

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giv wonder milkers

Clear the Fuckin Airlines!!!!!!!!!

Clear the checkbooks!

This doesn't seem like a good Svengoolie movie.

NO FUCKN CHECKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sculpTRESS!

this old bitch is out and on the loose in the streets!!!! look at that statue!

Hot momma is back

I have to admit, Joan Crawfords dusty old stone cold crazy cunt makes me kinda hard

the crazier they are , the better they are in bed

>SVENGOOLIE
go back to cripplechan ped

He is going to choke that chicken

I love how every week there is some total newfag that shits on Sven thread.

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is peter tork like peter criss?

>bigass pitcher of milk
>not refrigerated

lol , hell yeah

Im just a country girl
who loves to drink
and chop up men

>she's like a different person

maybe she meant "he"

icycrits

you only have to refrigerate pasteurized milk

he said milk calms him down

KICK OUT THE JAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just keep saying to yourself "It's only a personal check"

Based Sven shits on My Pillow Guy

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Its Dog the Bounty Hunter on the phone

>painting a car with a brush

savage

I can respect these threads.

that jacket hurts my eyes

It seems like something a hipster would do desu
"You can really see every artisanal brushstroke"

I have a feeling that Chicken Man is about to get the axe.

holy moley!!

NO FUCKING CHECKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NO PERSONAL CHECKS!!!

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ahh yeah

IT WAS HELL

Now they are getting the Axe!

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anyone got a favorite Joan Crawford role?

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Im seeing double

Just wanted to let you lads know even though I can never watch at this time I appreciate seeing this thread every saturday

keep on keeping on

its like a m knight shyamalan movie

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That headless Columbia statue

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NO FUCKIN WIRE HANGERS!!

Dat ending though

DANGER WILL ROBISON

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