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Oooh thats gotta hurt!

Does it hurt when he goes to the john?

John; hurt!

Hello my baby, hello my honey
Hello my ragtime, summertime gal
Send me a kiss by wire

OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD

What did he have?

Zzzzzzzzz....

Holy fuck, what a jump-scare.....

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ...................

did he ded?

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no he survive

>HHIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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ok good. I bet he still had a bad boo boo tho

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I hate to bring this up, this is commercial ship not a rescue ship

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>something was strapped to your face we couldn't get off for like a whole day
>lol it fell off and died, well that's over
WHY DIDN'T THEY DO A FUCKING SCAN

FINALLY! I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Somebody get this mothafucka, some Pepto Bismo

WE'RE GONNA HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME

I'M ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL

Parents often don't want to know the gender

Why couldn't they have just talked about the bonus situation

*10 years later*
user my boy, I haven't been completely honest with you... you remember Kane?

Ash is a goddam Android

>black dude trying to break his arm
>guy is laughing while some THING bursts through his chest
strange

Baby, my heart's on fire, on fire
If you refuse me, honey, you lose me
Then you'll be left alone, oh baby
Telephone, and tell me, tell me
Tell me I'm your very own
Tell me that I'm your own

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Based character even tho the actor repeatedly piised off Ridley during the mkaing.

Is this a heart boner

It was a different time user.

what happened to Kane dad? :)

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>Check please!

Ahh, put a sock in it!

Actors in 2019 that could play Parker.

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Why? Because he's black?

Jeezuz christ his face is just Bad luck Incarnate. im leaving this thread now before I get blamed for a hate crime.

THIS IS NOT GOOD. I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS. THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.

That isn't a jump scare

probably for being awesome

user... when Kane got that booboo, I'm afraid he...

Is this from the latest jazz episode?

Someone get that man some pepto bismal!