Get engaged

>get engaged
>cheat on your fiance with some guy you knew for 2 days
>the guy you fucked dies
>years later
>get married, have kids, grandkids, and probably great grandkids
>dies at 100 years old
>her heaven is the guy she knew for 3 days (0.008% of her life), not her family and friends
Rose was a cunt

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>her heaven is the guy she knew for 3 days (0.008% of her life), not her family and friends
Yeah this was such crap. Can't believe people bought into it.

This is perfect for a woman. All the romance with none of the day-to-day drudgery. Of course she idealized it.

This isn’t heaven you moron. It’s just her last fantasy. She probably thought of this as she died and then spent eternity burning in hell like she deserves.

Just because a woman marries a man doesn't mean he's the most important to her.

Sorry that real life isn't like your animes

Like you don't idealize your oneitis crush

t. not any girl's fantasy or perfect fleeting love

>engage a tich douchebag solely for the money
>he don't want you to cheat on him with some random lad
>somehow you're the victmin

are women irl as worst as they are in the movies?

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All women want to run into prime Leo's arms after they die and go to heaven. That's just a fact.

This.

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I haven't had a crush since I was in high school. Do grown adults really have "crushes"?

ah-bloo-bloo

>do grown adults meet people they fall in love with but who are unavailable?
Only if they leave the house.

it's a question, bucko

rich*

If the dude would have lived and the cunt actually would have scooted over, his habits would eventually irritate her and her fantasy would of just been another guy she just fucked a couple of times.

This cunt was a whiny entitled whore, the end.

>Rose was a woman
fixed

>implying she wanted to get engaged
>implying she even wanted to be with Cal
I'm no woman sympathizer, but can you faggots at least watch the fucking movie before criticizing it? I swear to god the first fucking 10 minutes you learn this. Go incel somewhere else

>didn't want to get engaged
>got engaged
???

The film was so successful because it gave the women their tarded love story, and gave men the chad story

>Be a subject of societal pressure and conditioning
>Surrender to your fate. You can't work to support yourself so you have no options
>True love ™
>You are willing to leave your comfy life behind so it's not like you are some golddigging slut

I still cry about my first gf 8 years later. It's called regret and is the most dangerous fact of adult life

Her family was nearly broke and her mother coerced her into getting married to keep their financial status up. Rose was going to kill herself in the beginning. This happened in THE FIRST 15 MINUTES. Watch the fucking movie, faggot.

based cameron disguised a cautionary tale about the eternal roastie as a romance film

Nice try capitalist. Jack was spirited and true. Rose would have been happy

Based and regretpilled

>her mother coerced her
Her mother whined. That's not coercion. She could have said no and just gotten a job.

Seinfeld made the same joke as you 23 years ago

This user here is correct, watch the movie you fucking tards

>woman
>job in 1917
Lol, is Yea Forums even real anymore? Are there any actual film enthusiasts left or is it all sneedshitters and capeshit fans? Do you have a brain? Am I talking to a human?

>Rose would have been happy
Oh yeah. She'd have been real happy working 12 hour shifts at the factory to support them both while he was out drawing prostitutes and gambling every night.

Ocean explorer, have I ever told you about my former fiancé, Caledon Hockley? He once took me on a luxurious trip aboard the most majestic vessel created by man. A great man of many virtues and success, he used to pamper me and shower me with expensive gifts, basically treating me like a Queen. Oh, he loved me so very dearly and with utter loyalty, this made me hate his guts and thus I was even considering suicide just to escape from his kindness and affection. I showed him how grateful I was by cheating on him with a poor lower-class bum, who hadn't taken a bath in month and had achieved nothing of worth in his entire life. After spreading my legs for him, I watched him die horribly in freezing water, from the comfort of a piece of wood that had room for two but that I kept only for myself. I'm telling you this, because even though I've only known this bum for a couple of days and I now have a loyal husband, loving children and grandchildren, even to this day, the thrill of cheating with a dirty no-gooder just to spite Cal and watching the life escape from his eyes as his body shut down from agonizing hypothermia is still the best memory of my life and still gives my old vagina shivering tingles. I stole one of Cal's most valuable diamond necklaces, but not before leaving him a gratuitous letter filled with poisonous insults, and after we made it back to shore, I never talked to him again. Cal killed himself shortly afterwards due to financial distress. Although the diamond necklace is still to this day worth an immense fortune and holds significant historical value for you, I just threw it in the ocean on a whim 5 minutes ago. Did you know it belonged to the great King Louis XVI? I can't imagine the trouble Cal went through just to obtain it for me. He was a good fiancé.

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Way to a) miss the point of the thread (her heaven is some guy she knew for 3 days, not her husband of 70 years) b) have the same retarded logic as a woman

Think it through, brainlet.
>gets engaged so her family doesn't lose their financial status
>kills herself
>they don't get married
>her family becomes poor anyway
So she was both stupid AND too cowardly to just say no to the engagement, on top of being a cunt for lionizing the guy she knew for 3 days over her husband who preceded her in death.

Dipshit, her own mother talked about having been a seamstress.

>call people tards
>can even quote someone properly

OPEN MATTE or bust

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whoa user chill out. don't actually utilize reason to understand the perspective of someone else

>women didn't work

Are you retarded? My grandmother worked in a fucking factory from 1908-1967

kek

>marry woman
>be together almost a century
>have many children and grandkids
>her dying dream is fucking the cabin boy 80 years ago

that is pretty funny

Your bait smells weak

Hey everyone makes mistakes

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girls is 9/10, any dude she smiles to will want to marry her, she could marry any fella with a well paid job or some small enterprise and have a confortable life, but choses to engage a rich dude she doesn't like
>somehow it's not about the money
yes, she's a golddiging slut, she just has change of heart after meeting Jack

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jeez...what is wrong with roasties

>You are willing to leave your comfy life behind so it's not like you are some golddigging slut
She was literally only marrying Cal for his money. She was a gold digging slut, even if she changed her mind. And notice that she only did so after getting that extremely expensive necklace, which she should have returned.

We here on 4channel expect a higher standard than other Internet forums. Perhaps Gaia is better for you

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SHE WAS ABOUT TO KILL HERSELF what about that part what huh about that huh chucky? Chucky fucky SUCKY what do you say about THAT

10/10

>women are whores
wow
who would've guessed?

She had the means for her grandchildren and their grandchildren to never have to worry about money sitting in her hands and threw it away.

If she can't be doesn't give a shit about her children or grandchildren why would she give two fucks about her husband?

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You're a virgin huh? Kid in this life if you give a woman the best dicking of her life she'll never forget you. No matter what.

.t. 35 year old boomber with 3 different baby mommas who are married with good dude (cucks) which I still fuck from time to time when I get clean off meth

lol, all me =^)

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Admittedly he'd have high chance of becoming alcoholic and they'd always be poor.
But the rich guy was insufferable. Would you pick a cutie that loved you or a rich frigid one that would never really care about you?

Top kek

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>all this COPE ITT

lol, sorry you weren't born good looking incels xD

>having depression justifies all the crap, immoral choices of your life
go talk to your therapist, fella

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techkihhhhhally its an IMAGE BOARD

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Is this /incel/ general?

It is now that you're here.

I wish I were an attractive roastie so I could get free money.

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>murder somebody
>feel so bad about it you decide to kill yourself
>this totally makes me not a murderer, guys

Didn't mean it like that. I'm saying she didnt choose cal, her mom forced her into it theres literally several scenes where she says she doesnt want this. In fact she so not wants to be a gold digger she's ready to leave the life of luxury behind, one way or another

Oh it does. Real, chronic depression (not the kind ssris work towards) is manifest of a broken self. You can't know if your choice is really yours

>Oh woe is my the world is falling apart and I have men willing to throw money at me and keep my bankrupt family oh god whatever shall I do maybe I should commit sudoku

see
I only meant that she cant be a gold digger if she was forced into that relationship and tried to leave several times, including being willing to kill yourself to avoid being in that situation. Nothing to do with 'muh depreshun'

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>tried to leave several times
All she had to say was "no". She agreed to do it to get his money for her family/her.

She was a gold digger.

Well if thats the case, saying she's a "gold digging slut" is a complete contradiction

Remember that the explorer guy was searching for the diamond and this old bitch just threw it overboard. There was a scene where he was talking with his investors about how he needed more time to find the diamond, as if he were talking to a mob boss or something. That’s right, Bill Paxton probably got killed a few months after arriving on port empty-handed because he couldn’t pay up his debts. Thanks a lot Rose, you were indeed a good friend.

Gonna frame it another way so those fedora wearing white knights thinking they're passing as Chads by posting "lmao incels" can understand

>man gets engaged
>cheats woman with some prettier girl with better personality you knew for 2 days
>she dies
>he marries other, have kids, grandkids etc
>dies at 100 y/o
>his heaven is some pussy he knew for 3 days , not his family.

somehow this is normal?

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>be journalist student
>get job at fashion magazine after college because it pays well
>have chef boyfriend
>he encourages you to follow your dreams and supports you
>gradually turn into a huge bitch as you adapt to the fashion industry culminating in you feeling better than your chef boyfriend
>you distance your boyfriend and your friends as you become more and more of an asshole
>you cheat on him with an art chad in paris
>you finally realize you have become the bitch boss you hated in the beginning of the movie
>you dump art chad and your schmuck boyfriend takes you back like the cuck he is
>this is considered a good ending


Why are women's movies about cucking decent guys?

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wouldn't you fantasize about some fresh 20 year old pussy instead of the 100 year old dust bag whose shit you had to put up with for most of your life?

fun fact: everyone women I''ve met who has seen titanic thinks so too

have some faith anons

Why are women so retarded?

holy shit you are old

bit of a sad brapper desu

It is. You spent your whole life with a frigid bitch. The memory of that kind warm peasant girl still burns inside you.
What could have been.

Why wouldn't it be? You realize your mistake and grow more sure about your choice without any regrets

i'd think of my children when they were small, fantasize playing with them and seeing they laugh

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upboated my fellow redditor

Makes sense for a woman. It's 100% believable a woman will spend 22 years married to the same man, have children with him, love those kids and tell those same kids that the love of her life was a man she spent a late summer with when she was 21 years old, and that she never got over him in her entire life and that's the reason she's divorcing her husband after 22 years after all the kids are all out the house now and she might just have another shot at true happiness and then 3 years later remarry their father now that she's realised an early 50 something woman is not such a valued prize any more and she's suddenly realized what a horrible mistake she's made but you just know deep down in her heart when this life is over for her she'll hope to be up in heaven with that man she knew for all of six weeks.

She abuses her boyfriend and violates the trust he put in the relationship, rode another mans dick, and in general became an intolerable asshole

Why would he take her back?

this just made me realize that bitch probably married another rich douchebag for his money after surviving the titanic

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fuck you nigger i fucking loved this movie and it's a guilty pleasure of mine don't you dare ruin it for me

I don't think Rose cared about her family. She carried 30 framed pictures of herself wherever she went.

DID YOU NOT NOTICE THE MAJOR PLOT POINT WHERE SHE CHEATS ON HER BOYFRIEND?

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>talking with girl
>say "woman and machinery do not mix!"
>she gets the reference and laughs

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Thanks OP. I post this thread a lot and never get more than 10 replies. You worded it alot better.

>her heaven
imagine being this much of a fucking brainlet

>watch Titanic on an airplane
>it's the kino open matte version
never thought I'd be impressed. It was fucking great.

that is the most rebbit gif of all time holy fucking shit

All women are whores

Chad always wins baby.
I've never seen Titanic. I've never played a single Pokemon gameboy game. I've never played Resident Evil either.

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Watch Titanic with a girl and don't be a sperg and you'll get laid.

What decade are you living in user? Go watch the Notebook and get laid.

ITT: Incels that have never met a true love they couldn't be with

That's insufferable. Titanic is more romantic anyway. Notebook is retarded

>You realize your mistake and grow more sure about your choice without any regrets

What does this have to do with another character taking her back after being betrayed

Listen man, I consider the Titanic to be equally retarded and either way, I'm in it for the puss.
Sounds like a character who didn't face any real consequences for their selfish actions.

A woman is the worst part of a nigger, a jew & a faggot combined.

Let's be reasonable and logical, and face up to facts. White women aren't human; they're not even like monkey's or orangutans. Those muddle-headed, pea-brained, waste-your-money liberals might want to brainwash you into thinking that girls are good for something other than sucking cock, but you and I and every other sensible man knows better. These sluts were put on Earth to steal your money; be whining, complaining and arrogant; and to serve as reasonably comfortable holsters for your erections when one is aroused by the call of nature.

First off, scientific research has it that women just aren't the same as men. They don't like things like cameras or computers or state-of-the-art stereos, simply because the higher centers of their brains aren't developed as well as a man's. Furthermore, according to a very fine article in The National Enquirer, it's been proven that women aren't as smart as men. It takes real guts to admit it, but women are mindless creatures... Don't let those detestable, ugly, disgusting, sour-pussed lesbian diesel-dyke Women's Libbers fool you, along with their cotillions of homo yes men. Women are most happy when they are serving their twin gods of Mammon and king cock.

Men work hard, make money, grind the wheels of business, only to fall victim to early deaths dealt out by the insane caprices of vengeful sluts... they should be rounded up in a pen filled with pigs and fucked with sticks and forced to eat filthy offal, and maybe then they would appreciate a fine figure of a man who wants to own and take care of them, even if he is perhaps just a wee bit nervous and high-strung and suspicious of some people's motives.

If you think about it logically, women really are gross creatures. They're cum receptacles that bleed spontaneously every month for a week, and they eat with the same mouth they swallow urine and cum in and expect to be kissed there. Also, the moment a woman is naked all her allure and mystery is gone and she's just a nervous awkward fucktoy with lopsided breasts.

They have a biological drive, overriding all things we consider human, in order to get pregnant with the most fit offspring by what they PERCEIVE to be the healthiest/alpha male, all the time subconsciously, meaning they are cattle and not fit for society because they possess zero logic and can at best parrot it but never understand anything behind the logic.

This is why women NEVER built a society, never will and are natural born destroyers.

Remember that women are vain, narcissistic creatures with a grotesque over developed sense of self-entitlement. They think they're all princesses who deserve a life of leisure funded by Chad Thundercock Trustfundbaby riding on a white stallion.

Truth hurts, doesn't it roastie whores?!? Better work on that personality because once you hit 30 Chad will get tired of your shit and start shopping for a younger model. This is why you'll die alone, unloved and overdose on Haagen-Dazs and cake frosting while your bloated corpse will be devoured by your 100 cats which will provide them with sustenance and nourishment thus making yourself useful for the first time in your worthless existence.

Women are inherently weaker and that is speaking from someone that has worked with many of the female gender for close to a decade. They are desperate conniving bitches that will exploit every advantage they have with zero regard who it would decimate as a result of. No fucking dignity/honor in these cunts.


Finally, rape is a victimless crime. A woman's body is designed to accommodate the penis; permission should not be required to facilitate evolutionary law!!!FACT!!!

Fuck, got me.

CTM, how many times you gonna spam this? I like your more off the cuff film remarks.

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Are you white?

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>Implying there aren't legions of desperate lonely men that wouldn't date a single childless 30yo

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>Seinfeld made the same joke as you 23 years ago
sauce

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you know he is not white user, why you do such stupid questions...

I'd take her back and hold her psychologically hostage.

The movie was redpilled. You're a clown if you don't understand what it says about women.

>CTM, how many times you gonna spam this?

Until it's chiseled on the gravestone of every woman on this planet.

The irony is that I prefer the company of women over men!!!FACT!!!

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What does she think women did before they had to work? They kept the house clean and running.

Why do Americans overreact to cheating? This for example was an one time thing and this retard threw his relationship away. Is it because they have learned to view everything as a commodity?
Cheating is so common in euro kino (especially French) nobody bats an eye and rarely do they split over a minor affair.

nigga u good

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He’s right y’know.

>Rose was a cunt
That's a nasty word to call a woman. What the hell is wrong with you?

NEAR
FAR

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kek

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Rose is the worst character in all of films.

Kate Winslet’s character, Rose, was one of the vilest and most disgusting characters ever to grace the silver screen. From beginning to end, she displayed nothing but character flaws and a lack of concern for everyone else around her.

As the movie starts, she is a rich brat who is depressed that she has to marry an incredibly rich and handsome man because he treats her badly. Perhaps she should have taken into account his personality rather than his bank account when she accepted his proposal. Rather than take responsibility for her own actions, stand up to her mother, and tell him to his face that she is not in love with him, she instead decides to take the easy way out and kill herself.

Now, the whole world would be better had she just jumped off the back of that boat. Instead, our boy Leonardo DiCaprio talks her down from the ledge, and she sees him and thinks, “Ooh, cute poor boy.” So then she decides to slum it for the weekend and hook up with the cute poor kid. Then, to prove her total lack of morals, she decides that she will ask Jack to “draw her” — naked, of course.

So, while engaged to someone else (because she never had the decency to call it off), she decides to get naked for a guy she has known for all of about 24 hours. Immediately afterward it’s time to consummate the hours-old relationship in the back of a car that is not theirs. Wow, that’s a real “moral” Victorian woman for you!

Of course, that is not enough. The ship hits the iceberg (we didn’t see that one coming). By the way, she was on deck when that happened. I wonder if our lookout was too busy snooping on her and Jack to notice the iceberg. Maybe it’s actually her fault the ship sinks in the first place.

Anyway, our hero Jack puts Rose on a lifeboat. Of course, being safe is not enough, so she jumps back onto the sinking ship — a prime example of great decision-making.

I've come to the conclusion that I like to bang women, drop them and chill with my buds. It's the only way things work out smoothly.

After it goes down, Jack is safe on a door of some sort, but he has to give up his spot to save Rose. Now Rose is on the door, and Jack is stuck in the freezing waters. So in a sense she kills Jack in a slow, frigid, painful way — sort of like the experience I felt while watching this movie. She holds on to Jack’s shivering hand, telling him, “I’ll never let go, Jack, I’ll never let go.” Of course, after a few minutes in Arctic waters, Jack’s hand is no longer shivering. Winslet, in tears, continues, “I’ll never let go, Jack, I’ll never let go.” Around then, the lifeboat arrives, and Winslet immediately lets go, “Hey, I’m over here!” Jack sinks to the bottom of the ocean, and Ms. Winslet grabs a spot on the lifeboat. Real nice, Kate, real nice: Whatever happened to never letting go?

We then hear the rest of Winslet’s life. Her fiancé loses his mind and ends up killing himself (you’re two for two, Kate). However, she finds a nice man, marries him, and lives a great life. Eventually, he dies (I wonder what she did to make that happen), and we see Winslet’s Rose again at age — I don’t know, let’s say 126 — with her granddaughter or whoever is on the ship trying to find the Titanic’s wreckage.

At the end of the film, Rose walks to the back of the ship and takes the priceless diamond necklace that she could give to her grandchildren, which would set her family up for generations, but instead she throws the freaking necklace into the ocean! Queue overplayed, overhyped and over-sung Celine Dion song (I mean, seriously, by the end she is practically screaming the lyrics — like Celine, we get it, you have a great voice, stop assaulting us with it already).

Back to throwing the fancy necklace: She might as well have thrown three generations of her family over the side of the ship. Could she possibly be more selfish? Well, yes, she could, because then, apparently Rose dies, and we see her in heaven. For some reason, heaven is the Titanic (not exactly what I picture paradise to be). She opens up a stateroom door, and there is Leonardo’s Jack waiting for her in bed. Not her actual husband, mind you, but Jack. So she is even cheating on her husband in heaven.

I rest my case. The vilest, most horrifying character in cinematic history. An Academy Award for playing the she-devil would be one of the greatest travesties in mankind’s history since … the actual Titanic.

>gets married again, 60 year marriage, has kids
>only wish is to fuck a chad she knew for a week when she was like 20
say what you want about james cameron but he knows women

hey this lady sounds like a real jerk

no matter how happy your wife is, she'll always be thinking of chad first.

>I'd take her back and hold her psychologically hostage
explain? what would you do?

Did Celine Dion die in the movie?

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sadly no

Yeah, she was the one that hit her head on the propeller.

Rollo was right again. Alpha Widow. Look it up.

Fuck bro, no offence but I really hope I don't end up like that

celine gets on a lifeboat with a bunch of children and starts dressing them in satanic pajamas
wat do?

Just remember, ALL women are whores. If you do end up with a “wife” she will be thinking of the hottest guy she fucked EVERY time she fucks you. On your honeymoon, when your child takes his first steps, when your son graduates college, she’ll be thinking about the time she got fucked by a 6’4” UltraChad’s coke can thick cock in the bathroom of a bar.

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Titanic should have ended with Cal gunning them down in the dining room and then boarding a lifeboat.

>Americans
>inb4 bait
Based retard

Read closer, the guy was euro.
Also, a "one time thing"? You're calling it way too early.

No one should want to emulate the French nowadays anyway.

Why was the captain in heaven when he killed all those people?

Why is his "one time thing" worse than hers?

Remind her of the infidelity and make her feel guilty so she does whatever I ask her to

It's time to go back

based

Go back where

He got in for all the Irish he killed.

To think people actually see this movie as a touching love story shows how fucked up people are.

It was propaganda designed to help facilitate the destruction of the nuclear family, like 90% of movies from that era are filled with the exact same shit.

REAL HUMAN BEAN

Elizabeth from PoTC is another example.

Fuggin based

Implying that's heaven.
They are in hell user.

I am pretty immature and look often at the past. If you are normal and non-neurotic you don't torment yourself with regret

>been a wageslave all my life
>also spend time taking care of grandmother who can't afford to live on her own
>turns out she had a necklace worth a fortune the entire time
>the bitch threw it in the ocean
>back to worrying about debts and bills

wow nice "romantic" movie

More likely it was Cameron, consciously or unconsciously, making a point about relationships. He was divorced at this point.

That's why you marry down. You have a faithful 5.5/10 wife that you are the best thing that happened to her

>I EARNED THIS NECKLACE ITS MINE ITS ALL MINE

Fucking retard

Nah, the based band members were there so it’s not hell.

Back to a more civilized society where it was legal and socially acceptable to beat women.

T2 is a more emotional movie than Titanic. Maybe Cameron is a secret genius, but he made a killer cyborg emanate more than Rose.

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>Louis XV
>Great

Gentlemen....

Jesus...

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Inshallah

I would piss on her grave if I was one of her kids.

This is actually fucking retarded. That logic is dumb, and I'm glad I'm never gonna be in a relationship when I see this shit

One can only hope.

My sides.

>tfw simple economics is too much for women
>tfw they already live in a nice home and are clearly not living paycheck to paycheck
>tfw even the baby knows she's full of shit

>Cheating is so common in euro kino (especially French) nobody bats an eye
Euro here, that's not true, your BLACKED fantasies aren't the real world

>her heaven is the guy she knew for 3 days (0.008% of her life), not her family and friends
>cunt
more like based. A girl who chooses her family and friends over her man is a cunt

The second I get divorced from this bitch is the second I tell every single woman who ever speaks to me to fuck off

Watch a French movie it's practically second nature for them

take your fedora off and let your brain breathe

cuck

>XVI
>I

>Watch a French movie
Not the real world, brainlet

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I love that episode.

Is this post the new "a galaxy far away is actually hell"?

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I buy it, that’s just what women are like

>reeing over a chick flick
grim

SSS

kek

>waah all women before the 1960s were literally house slaves with no options
How many fucking normies actually believe this thanks to the rhetoric of modern feminism?

Women always had job options. And jobs were subjected to socially-enforced gender limitations which also ensured the labour markets were never saturated with both genders competing for the same job. Just as a woman never became a coal miner or a banker, a man would never become a seamstress or a typist.

Of course women's jobs were mostly lower end like governess, seamstress, textiles worker, maid, etc. But on the flip side they also avoided all those godawful jobs where you'd die in a pile of sawdust, coaldust or blood.

Of course uppity women being uppity women, they didn't see that. All they saw were the minority of men enjoying high level comfy jobs and said "waaah why can't *I* have that too?!" all while completely oblivious to the millions of men beneath them destroying their own bodies to clean the sewers, dig the tunnels, and build their houses.

So now we have today's situation. Where women absolutely must be allowed access to any and every job they want, especially the nice high paying fancy office and government jobs.
Meanwhile they're still under absolutely no expectation of labouring away in farm fields, trash collecting, or sewage working in order to make ends meet. Daddy government will pay their way to make sure they never have to dirty a finger in their lives.

Fuck me i hate this timeline.

exactly BLACKED is life saving

Kill yourself faggot

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangle_Shirtwaist_Factory_fire

This happened 1 year before the titanic sank. If women couldn't work then how did the majority of the people dead in this factory fire end up being female?

She could've gotten a job. She didn't want to and didn't want to lose her lifestyle. Thats pretty much the definition of a gold digging slut. She wanted to keep her status that was only attained because of what the men in her family built for her. Rather than being poor and working class she spread her legs.

A man in that situation would've had to work for it. Not spread some legs for a few months then spend 30 years with "headaches".

honestly this.
roasties get the toasties

Fpbp

I?m glad to be a virgin at 29

>incels can't into true love

Not surprising tbqfh

based volcel

The correct response is " Because you spend all MY money cunt"

I am 75% certain that you are actually a somewhat overweight woman in your 20s, possessing either a (self-diagnosed) generalized or social anxiety disorder, larping as an incel on Yea Forums to fulfill your worst fantasies and fears about the men who are in your league (i.e. creepy thin men).

You can fuck chicks and avoid this, user.

Can I be in the screencap?

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Don't put this child in the screencap.

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I don't get it

the opposite (and also well done) version of this was how the duaghter in interstellar only sees her dad briefly on her deathbed and then wants to be with her family who she has spent most of her life with for the remaining time she has.

no you faggot. adult life is moving on with your life striving for better

kek

one of the best "he was a good friend" variations out theere

Yeah that was one of my favorite parts of an otherwise shit movie.

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Yes, this is why women were treated like the children they are.

roasties burn in hell

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The absolute state of the white race

Is Titanic the ultimate black pill?

Americans forget that in Victorian England, sending a daughter to university was believed to make her *unmarriageable*.

now apply that to the liberalization of public schools. There's nothing comparable in 19th Century Britain.

This is a little different from the other cases in the thread though. The wife wasn’t unfaithful, her husband was just an idiot who failed to clarify his questions properly.

Damn, 100 penises

It's the same deal as in the last season of L O S T, the sinking was the most monumental happening in all of their lives, whether they survived it or not, and so they all met up to go on one last cruise to the afterlife together.

I didn't. I never saw Titanic. Am I supposed to feel bad for a bunch of rich assholes freezing to death on their stupid boat?

Yes but that's how humanity works. They get doinked and knocked up by the chads in their teens and 20s, then the chads move on with life, leaving them with the kids.

In their 30s, they find nerds with good salaries interesting, and the desperate ones are glad to raise another man's children just so they can finally not die unmarried, much less a virgin.

Maybe they actually reproduce, or maybe not.

Then the guy who is fat dies of a heart attack in a world growing more and more to hate him.

HEY DONNIE

it's just fun posting roastie stories

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>actually thinking it's anywhere near screencap-worthy
Run along back to plebbit would you.

Poor shitpost, kid.

No m8 had a gf for almost 19 months now not even a sense of foul play. Some girls are gud gurls who want to be loved unconditionally and as long as you can do that and provide as well you can have a life

>needing the clarification of whether oral sex counts
This is the kind of misunderstanding shit you'd see in a sitcom and call out as horrible writing.

Wasn't the first American union put together by women in the 1800s?

the one with the tranny feels like a skit

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Women who go to college are unmarriageable to any reasonable man. Literally only good as cum dumpsters and I'm in uni

Based Boomer Trap Pounder

>ONE HUNDO PENI
Damn son that's a lotta penis! Fuck me, I'm gonna have to find a farm girl in bumfuck nowhere if I have any chance of settling down with a non-slut

>cheat on a rapist who's only marrying for status
wtf I love Rose now

>literally cutting bottom and top of the expensive SFX shots for no reason
open matte is the way to go, anything else is pleb

this is why Muhammed is taking over Europe, happy ramadan, eurocuck.

Why the fuck would you even talk about that subject in the first place?
What good can ever come from it?
>Honey, tell me about all the dicks you took before me

>slut that kidnapped her husband's children for no fucking reason other than that she seethes at the idea of them living like european aristocracies and snags the son away by saying ''fuck you, he isn't even your son, I literally spread to some random asshole on a beach'' and ends up completely destroying the family by going on the Titanic where both father and son die while the daughter that she agreed to go back to europe with her father is forced to stick to her now
>still a better person than Rose

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Gotta know who's the alpha in the relationship.

Would you want to kiss someone on the mouth if they sucked over 100 dicks?

What if you never knew? Ignorance is bliss.

This. Even one confirmed dick before me is too much. Blissful ignorance is the only way.

Women would rather have 3 minutes of Alpha than 30 years of beta.

The girl and guy on the left...

Is that Dawson and Rose???

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

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Chad dick erases everything before and after it. I've seen suicidal anons on /r9k/ bemoaning that the only girls they ever loved that they still haven't gotten over are now doing everything they thought was special with guys who likely have a bigger dicks and excite the girls more. Cal probably never got over Rose and Rose's future husband never held a candle to a week in the sack with Jack. It's basically mental impregnation, a stain that never washes off. A hymen can practically get popped by a gust of wind, virginity may as well be redefined as the first time her womanly walls undulated around Chad's throbbing love muscle.

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>WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
Titanic is a time travel film. There's a theory that Jack Dawson is a time traveler sent back to 1912 to save Rose. Preventing a change in the timeline. This might have been Cameron's T3 in a different perspective. "Somewhere in Time" with Chris Reeve" is a similar story, also set in 1912. If Cameron made T3 I still think Leo would have played a 20 something year old John Connor.

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Well to be fair, people form stronger bonds through shared hardship, and to describe what they went through as hardship would be a gross understatement.

>tfw we could've had a Cameron T3 kino set in future water warfare instead of Titanic
GOD DAMN IT

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Yea Forums

what happens to actual incels, people who have never had a partner in life and likely won't in the future because of various reasons?

They become like dust in the wind... remembered by no one and forgotten by time.

I would literally slap the shit out of my wife in this situation.

just dont date one who is like this duh

>honestly I want to just go and stomp her fucking face in right now but I don't wanna do something rational
kino

the only valuable about you is your cunt and its value is rapidly decreasing. Soon enough you will be decapitated is the street like the cattle that you are you fucking demon

What possesses a man to become a tripfag?

>WHY AREN'T YOU ATTRACTED TO WOMEN LIKE ME
what would be the point of an open relationship where you can only fuck palette swaps of your current partner.

>Cameron T3 kino set in future war
>GOD DAMN IT
I know man. Leo as John Connor would have been kino. I made pic related just to show where Cameron's head was at during the late 90's. Even John in T6 looks like Dicaprio.

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The husband sounds like a sperging retard desu

based

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So bashing women is all it takes to get this many (You)'s? I've been going about things all wrong.

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That is a lot of fellas though

>her heaven is the guy she knew for 3 days (0.008% of her life), not her family and friends
Most Christians are laughably naive when it comes to the concept of heaven. Earthly desires aren't satisfied 24/7, you don't "meet up" with deceased loved ones. Being in the presence of God is so satisfying that everything ceases to mater, even thinking. Granny doesn't give a fuck about your prayers or her old flame, she's a mindless junkie getting high off God.

Based!

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She’s a fornicatress dude.

Based

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>he thinks thots are patrolling this thread
Woah dude, I'm just a sperg shitposting before I go to bed. Calm your ass down

>33 is acceptable
>100 is not
lmao at these kind of cuck

because titanic is about a spoiled roastie and t2 is about becoming a man

False flag but still funny

if you consistently post faggotry like this early enough in an active thread you'll probably get a healthy amount of (You)'s

> would of
Confirmed brainlet, opinion discarded.

I hate that you’re not lying.

Prime Leo was angel.

he's fucking trannies to lay down the law early that he is still the alpha in the open relationship, wheres betas in open relationships let their women get blacked over and over while never fucking

>faggotry like this

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Sure, and out of all of them she chose him. She’s been faithful, she’s 26, and she seems well-spoken based on her writing. She just seems like a woman with a high sex drive that’s finally mellowed out.

This reminds me of a family lunch a year after my grandad died, for some reason my mom explained how my grandma liked some boy she met one summer in her teen days, she said she would always remember him and love him
My grandma was silent and my mom went on an on about it, no one said anything but I was enraged, she continue so I told her to cut it out
"who cares, stop talking about that dude we didn't know, I descend from my grandfather not some beach boy, if she loved him so much she should've married him instead of gramps, shut the fuck up now you are disrespecting your own father memory for a guy you never knew! "
I said something along this lines, my mom asked me why I was angry and I told her how I felt betrayed cause it was just a year after he had died and she sounded like my grandma had made a mistake marrying my grandad, his own father, and yet she continued like females only know how and I snapped again
she said "I'm just explaining that she will always love him"
"so for 60 years he never loved the men she had grandkids with, she still loved some beach dude?"
my grandma didn't answer wich again made me angry cause that meant she was agreeing with my mom
My dad and sister sided with mom and said that feelings are feelings and then I finally screamed that if she had fucked the dude instead of gramps then I wouldn't exist and asked if that was the point of the converstaion.
Then everyone look at his plate silently and continue eating

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>Sure he ate a few people, but he didn't eat me and seems well-spoken based on his writing. He just seems like a man with a large appetite that's finally mellowed out.

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> It was narrated from ‘Imran ibn Husayn that the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) said: “I looked into Paradise and I saw that the majority of its people were the poor. And I looked into Hell and I saw that the majority of its people are women.”

> (Narrated by al-Bukhari, 3241; Muslim, 2737)

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>tfw wizard
>tfw don't care
>tfw escaped this shit

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maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way.

Absolutely Based & Unironically Redpilled

this is the based and redpilled interpretation

There was room for two on that debris.

All I’m saying.

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holy kek

women do not love men, like men love women. Women love men for the free entertainment they provide and for casual sex in summer vacation

Husband is blatantly and entirely in the wrong desu.

>Yea Forums
>watching films

they were jack dawson children. they did have sex in the movie you know

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Autism. They were trying to hint that they wish you’d never been born but you were too dumb to take the hint.
Maybe if your grandma, who was fucking married to the dead guy, wasn’t offended by your mom, you shouldn’t be getting offended on her behalf.

Shut the fuck up, basedboy.

Sorry your family hates you and wish your grandpa had stayed an incel so he wouldn’t pass on his extra chromosome.

Not even him you fucking redditor waste of skin.

>He don't want you
>Victimn
Are you frogposting mushmouth faggots going to mentally regress to the point where you're unable to post anytime soon?

never thought about it this way. Damn.

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onions rage

Why did Cameroon remove the SS Californian? It was within view of Titanic the whole time when it was sinking.

> stop being mean to women

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For drama obviously

More importantly why did James Cameron put a giant transparent Israeli flag over the screen during the entire scene where the Titanic hits the iceberg?

youtube.com/watch?v=uq8ztxDbmKA

Happens to men also.

Keep memeing you mental defect, mind the filter though, don't want to look even newer than you already do while mindlessly spouting your meme words.