What went so wrong with Post Malone?

hes fine wdym

post malone is the male mama cass elliot.
sexiest voice, back of the queue for looks

would you accept gyno for a golden singing voice?

nah im fine with who i am

cute tits
would suck/10

Good for you man.

He seems like a nice guy. Don't really listen to his music, but I'd like to have him as a friend.

I'm not sure about his voice these days, but I'd definitely trade with him any day. He objectively looks like shit now but he could still easily pull 10/10 impressionable teenage girls

last time i heard from him was when he was freaking out on stage. don't know anyone who still listens to this guy. since like 2018, his probable last good year, was when he was actually good

Based and gynopilled

Post Malone gets a lot of unwarranted hate. Dude is actually one of the few modern rap/pop stars with musical talent.
He did get really miserable over the last few years.. Either he hates his label or he deals with major depression.
The label thing seems likely. He probably wants to string a guitar and sing but they want him to rap and make radio hits.

Constantly smoking and drinking plus I imagine nice meals everyday. If u live like a king you bound to Henry VIII out eventually

Is he on HRT?
Nigga has those hormone titties

The pokemon song ruined him

Can his dick get any further down your throat

Ladies and gentlemen, white genetics.

Mooba >>>>>> Booba

He could have, oh I dunno, tried not getting face tattoos.

>Nothing. He’s the coolest guy in the industry.
honestly this. stop judging him for his appearance or his "not acting white" stuff. watch some interviews with him. he seems like a very cool down to earth guy with interests in a bunch of different styles of music.

>He did get really miserable over the last few years..
i watched a tour diary or something of his, and there was a part where he was watching his old guitar videos and listening to his old favorite rock songs, and he said "man i used to be so cool". i think he hates the rap direction he took.

hey man, some of us make terrible decisions in our 20s. at least he's doing better than 99.999% of the people who get face tattoos.

He has some big pink nips

gyno from finasteride because he's balding which he gave up on anyways and got hairline tats to cover up

ultimately it's genetics, his genetics made him go bald which he then opted to make bad decisions for himself the rest of the way

Personally I'm more of a Pre Malone fan.

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There is nothing I wouldn't give up just to be ridden of my gyno (excpet McDonalds).

>baldlet projecitng
he has gyno because he drinks beer. dude is literally sponsored by bud light (has a partnership deal with them)

just get a mastectomy

he's okay, but damn dem tiddays are not

if he really wants to do that i bet he could better than some mgk type retard. 100%. it would suck if he never does

no way he bothers with fin. it's the bud bod

i wouldnt be surprised if he's a Yea Forums head. the guy's first taste to fame was a minecraft letsplay channel in 2013-ish. he's definitely been on Yea Forums, and its possible he's here.

Austin, pressure your label into letting you do some guitar stuff. use Yungblood and MGK as an example. shit, that new yunglood song almost sounds like a Strokes song (but really poppy) youtu.be/MFzq4_qCFUQ?t=12

Did he ever go right?

He looks like a FtM tranny here

based, we have the same body shape. i guess im gonna make it too

we're all gonna make it, bro. no worries. Yea Forums chads are blessed

Underrated

>tatts entire body
>be a circus freak
just another mental illness faggot put up the fame stage

have man tits
make trannys jelly
kek

>some of us make terrible decisions in our 20s
Shut the fuck up this guy can get them removed. Every day he walks around with his body covered in ridiculous ink he is choosing to keep it. He's not a victim and he can definitely afford the removals.

He fucking thinks it looks good. Still.

he's not some rando with no future. he's already a famous musician/rapper. there's no reason to get the tattoos removed. plus, his tattoos give him "street cred' with a certain sect of his zoomer fans.

im not jelly. or tranny. what are you on? im just here being positive and saying anons like me and this user dont need to worry bout our man boobies. we gon' make it, boobies and all.

This is literally how you win in America.

>show tits or gtfo
kek
trannys spend a lot of money for tits. apart from your giant fake milkers its not about you

His yellow fever

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>shitty prison face tatts
>mental illness

It's like wearing the "I'm an idiot and suffer from high spectrum autism, here's my certificate" on your face

i like my fems with nice pink puffys, not dudes

Ham sandwich choking death in bathtub when?

>get tatted on your hairline
>it starts receding
top kek knew this was gonna happen

I got mine cut out unironically. Best decision I ever made

the opposite of being a tranny
have an updoot
unless you already have a uterus