Is there anything she can't do?

ACT

Why is her hair running away?

>"waaah a married woman over 30 stopped wearing makeup why doesn't she cater to meee waaah"
>meanwhile in reality she still looks like pic related when she wants to
You guys are in for a nasty surprise when you find out how deceptive women are when it comes to looks

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Stop Mike Pence from living rent free in her head.

Act, look good, be charming, be enjoyable to be around and a good person
that's 4 to 5 things right there user

take a dick

>meanwhile in reality she still looks like pic related when she wants to

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>waaaah she isn't actually hideous
>she actually looks very mediocre and average with makeup on
you sure showed them, roastie mctoastie

looks like she has plenty of face for that

Attract men

>she actually looks very mediocre and average with makeup on
Yes, just like she always did, just like she did when Yea Forums was crazy for her. The point is that nothing changed, yet, give her 5-10 more years before you start crying JUST.

Do you think these posts reach those celebrity scumbags? If i was famous i'd lurk here to know what people are saying about me

STOP BULLYING HER Yea Forums LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE

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Does the guy that makes all these Ellen page threads really look like the fatfuck maga supervirgin on the right of this drawing?

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how come she doesn't even have the hair peninsula left? is her baldness that far gone?

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Fucking Robo Cob hairline.

Married life ruined her.

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Accurately perceive reality

Stop that hairline from receding.

Bump

wow those shoes are fucking garbage.

likely see the shops on twitter

suck dick

it's like her face is trying to escape her hairline

Bear her girlfriend's children

Fill another man's anus

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>>meanwhile in reality she still looks like pic related when she wants to
Did you mean to post a pic where she looked good there? Because she looks like a 22 year old man.

SHE HAS BECOME BRAINIAC, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS

Age correctly if that photo's anything to go by. She looks like a 50 year old with a face lift.

I kind of want to fuck her

have convincing arguments

damn, Devin Townsend looks like THAT?

Dead or alive, you're cumming with me!!

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>Is there anything she can't do?
Repent and be saved.
youtube.com/watch?v=HZNYeDkF6jE

>KNEES TOO SHARP

Me on the right.

kino

Anyone think it looks like she has excessive makeup caked on to cover something up? Maybe the bruising from the domestic violence lesbians are famous for? Her partners are always taller so she's the sub.

>Is there anything she can't do?
Regrow her front hair?

The dyke lifestyle has given her male pattern baldness...

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may as well just shave her head at that point of baldness

The ugliness inside her is also now on the outside, also she is going to hell for being a homo

Looks like my friend tom

Have children. Too old, too lesbian.

Darwin wins again.

this and ride certain roller coasters

With that forehead, she can crush it instead

youtube.com/watch?v=GYMxrK7zJoE

who cares about a woman's shoes?

Sequel when?

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Based sneedchad

other women and homos

>that hairline
is she on testosterone? is she planning on becoming a man?

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other than not look like a zombie?

soon a cute little girl penis

she's still looking cute in this pic; this was somewhat early in her transition to zombie

Get back her hairline.

Stop making fun of her you incels

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sleeping seems to be an issue

Probably not. But it’s totally what the guy who drew this looks like.

Are all Ellen's Lesbians?

look good

There's a makeup that can shrink your forehead?

Such a shame. There was a time when I would have raped the shit out of her.

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Can she stop Green Lantern?

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im sure she would be flattered by this post

Act

No, she's lesbian.

>im sure she would be flattered by this post
I know. She'd be like: "Aww... wish I could go back in time and get my snatch ripped by user."

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She's slowly turning into Bubbles.

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youtube.com/watch?v=ec12JKkrhOo

the original interview, for your daily 10 mn of cringe

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literally ended it with my gf recently because she got fat, didnt tell her that though

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*fixed

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Dude what are you talkin about that’s a disaster. I can actually say 2/10 would not bang unironically

Tell the truth based on facts and logic.

age gracefully

Holy shit. Thanks for reminding me why i don't watch American media.

>get sent out to promote the series
>doesn't say a word about it and instead throws one fit after another
Great.

I want to disregard reality and remember her forever like this. The times when I dreamed about smelling her asshole, whereas now I just want to tape her mouth shut.

Wow you sure showed us!

hey

I made this

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Not get triggered by Mike “turning the fruits into vegetables” Pence.

Also act.

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Wonderful.

would you fuck me

id fuck me

>before and after she sees an erect cock in front of her

Cover her receding hairline.

someone needs to do a movie with all the just actress like her and lohan for the lulz

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Looks like bobcat goodthwait lel

HAS SHE APOLOGIZED FOR JUSSIE YET???

has any liberal apologized, honestly?

The truly terrible thing is that she wasn't just hot, but genuinely someone you dreamed about impregnating and spending life with. What a cruel joke.

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>He thinks this makes anons look bad

>*crops internally*

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Have a better hairline than a 30 year-old male.

Ba-dum-twat.

Based fucking sneedchad shredding that dyke

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It is genetic

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Child actor goes full retard, she was abused as a child and this is the shell of a human. Hollywood should be torn down, no would morn the lack of formulaic movies and insidious marketing campaigns.

I think you mean Nova Scotia

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I'm actually concerned. I have a better hairline than her, and I look better. Uh but...I have testicles and testosterone keeping my skin, hair and everything else together.

Am I supposed to send her condolences for the death of a life that she doesn't want to have? Eh fuck her.

Prove they have a living population.
PROVE IT.

I swear to god if you don't buy a sega game gear on ebay right fucking now.

c-cute

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I forgot she was Lahey's daughter :(

RIP Jim

would smash her like button

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Not that guy. But that is not an attractive woman, man. Sharp knee meme only works with pretty girls

What went wrong?

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Had a crush on her once, but now... jesus. If it came out she molested underage girls, would that change your opinion on her?

Yea Forums would be jealous

she is literal a male manlet, but a woman somehow. she has all the characteristics of a classic manlet. think about it.

Bet she hated doing this, bet she hates her self when she is on the rag.

It's like in the Exorcist, before and after Regan gets possessed.

testosterone

kek

shrink her forehead or act or probably have children or compete with random non-famous women below 30 at bars for drunken male attention

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Bolsanaro told her he didn't care if she was a lesbo he still would have whistled at her across the field when he was in the military. She was not pleased.

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.

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Need these

How did it take 10 posts to hit this?

Nah

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She can't seem to be right about hate crimes

Stop talking about my waifu, you bunch of losers

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Look pretty

So, which Trailer Park Boys actor molested her to turn her into a lesbian?

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Imagine facefucking her while she lies on her back, with all the slobber dripping on her forehead desperately trying to reach her hairline without never quite getting there like Achilles in Zeno’s paradox.

He-man!

sick reference bro

I gotta say I never thought your post would end in that reference, but there it is

cringe and hagpilled

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That's the gayest comment I've ever read on this website. Congratulations, you fucking downy nigger faggot.

Marriage is between a man and a woman user, don't fall for faggot propaganda.

Marriage is a meaningless concept to begin with

/thread

Virgin irl celebrity vs. Chad Yea Forums user.

Why are "woke" people such retarded, obnoxious assholes?

how's your coping sneed redditor?

where is Captain Kirk when you need him?

>Is there anything she can't do?

Grow hair?

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You could land an airplane on that forehead.

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Oh sweet Jesus

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These are great.

marriage is a state endorsed union of people that produces offspring. marriage today may be a joke, but in the past it served a useful purpose in providing couples with tax benefits in the hope that they would produce more tax payers.

yo is that asmongold?

looks like she's done a hell of a lot of drugs

Sneedchad once again putting comfyfags in their place

that ain't pretty buddy. you blind. you need glasses or remove your cataracts or whatever it is.

The production of tax payers is a useful purpose just for those who can profit on tax money, for everyone else is just resources comsumption

I’m in awe of this lad

Nice try retards but Yea Forums was clapping and hollering and agreeing with Bolsonaro when he told her she was attractive in that clip, try to stick to a script

look young again

Unironically newfags, just look at the amount of people taking the question seriously

haha

>state endorsed
God endorsed. You're right that it's all about kids though.
If there aren't any kids then it isn't a real marriage.

she sure aged terribly, she isn't even that old yet

u guys would not understand this but i do kind of want to fuck her but im a femme girl. shes rlly annoying tho irl

Ellen Page, more like Ellen Aged

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feel bad for these hollywood children, you can see their molestation in their eyes, they are broken af

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Oh look
its this thread

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How exactly did God endorse it?

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Fuck now I kinda want to facefuck her

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post it

jeez. time sure can be cruel

With this book called THE BIBLE.
You may have heard of it.

she's gonna have an insemination at 40 when her vapid lifestyle catches up with her, mark my words

Imagine the smell.

she broke up with you by the looks of it

i don't even care about her looks that much but that terrible voice how she lectures us

Heterosexual men with standards

biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew 19:10-11&version=ESV&interface=amp
amidoinitrite?

Lactate

SMELLen page! hahaha

literally bigbrain wojak

Fuck incels and fuck cis-people.

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>>meanwhile in reality she still looks like pic related when she wants to
a cross eyed mongoloid?

>the man
>his wife
Yeah, you doin it right.
Marriage is for children. Not for Satanic dykes.

Underrated post

Based

Yea Forums has fucking HORRIBLE taste in women. Even worse than fucking /pol/ with the bickering about whiteness.

Hell, the autists on this board go pants on head retarded for ANYONE named emma, regardless of appearance. Remember that jeopardy kid a few months back?

don't insult mongolia by comparing them to that vomit

She were never even cute

hit the wall and got a swollen forehead

I love how based biglad sneed is

have you forgotten boltie?

bruh, that's her dumping you

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>Fuck incels

It'd solve at least part of the problem.

he's too tall. on Yea Forums that type stinks of manlet insecurity

She's wearing makeup in both pics you obvious virgin

Looks like John Carpenter