The absolute state of american television
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TWO SCOOPS
BLUMPPPPPFFFFF!!!!!!!
I didn't know right wingers were such snowflakes
What?
Jesus it’s cringy. Do liberals actually find it funny?
How can an adult not cringe at the phrase ‘pee pee’
You post in a board with manchildren who post "sneed and feed" for the last several years.
Jump on a bed and shout pee pee. This qualifies as comedy.
I didn’t know “insert specific group” were such “insert buzzword here”
Leftists aren't American.
Based
sneedthe
Making fun of someone does not make you a snowflake. Don't be disingenuous
That is a good point, I try and ignore them, but you are undoubtably right.
Pathetic really
>phoneposter
OH NONONONO
What about this entire site being ruined by alt right human rodents crying 24/7?
>comfyfag seething in unrelated threads now
Based sneed
Lol fuck the alt-right and fuck you too
Do you think these celebrities beleive this stuff or do their pedophile agents tell them to say it to keep getting work?
You're free to head over to reddit :)
TWO SMURFBERRIES?
TWO?!?!?!?!
>TV personality says and does things to get attention. News at 11.
The amount of people who buy the piss dossier is ricdiculous. It has Baneposting in the first damn line, how it is real?
YO LIK DRUMPFIE
Then why are you butthurt about a comedian making fun of someone?
Why are poltards so easily triggered?
>making fun
You think this is funny?
formerly children
Both, as long as the Cheque clears they’ll say and do anything.
If they believe it too, all the better
>Whining about a late night talk show clip from two years ago
You MAGA incels are cringey as fuck.
whether it’s funny or not is irrelevant
>YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?!
S E E T H I N G
Based
It's honestly the best thing this shithole website has produced in years.
>t.
>he's been making trump 'jokes' for a solid two years now
Yea Forums didn't fake the Steele Dossier. That's been debunked tons of times.
gizmodo.com
you don't want to answer
go away zoomer
it's a stupid and childish clip and you're immature for letting your hatred of /pol/ obscure that fact
Back to tranny discord you, you disease ridden faggot.
If Trumptards are so smart then why did they never think to fly to Kenya and dance around the hospital Obama was born in?
This isn't even close to being comedic and I'm unironically a DSA member.
Trump's been a joke for over two years, so it's fitting.
Colbert's whole shtick for the past 20 years has been acting stupid and childish.
It doesn't change the fact that OP is digging up a 2+ year old clip to whine about "the state of american television" like it just aired last night or something.
Two Terms
>D-D-Discord trannies! ESSJAY DUBBA-YOOS! I'M NOT TRIGGERED, YOU'RE TRIGGERED!!1
I am not though. This place makes fun of everybody
Lol so whacky
Imagine knowing Colbert on a personal level like a family member or long time friend and just watching this man break down mentally over bad orange man, every waking moment you're around him it's GRUMPLDORF this and TWOTRUMBOLUMFS that. It must be a contagious kind of maddening.
Not that user, but he’s right. It may not be funny but he is making fun of Trump as comedians do. Practice what you preach.
But that comedian is butthurt about Drumpf
Colbert is coming from a place on unfathomable butthurt.
We just pity him more than anything
You clearly haven't even watched Colbert in the last two years. Drumpf is from Last Week Tonight, and the whole Two Scoops thing was just an internet meme. He did a monologue joke about it once, but he hardly repeated it like /pol/ pretends he did.
>t.
>STOP MAKING FUN OF TRUMP! STOP IT ALREADY! JUST STOP!
snowflakes lmao
Maybe they were smart enough to not go to the disease ridden shithole that is Kenya
Hate to burst your leddit bubble but he's a highly paid tv star. If supporting Trump was popular with his audience that's what he would do without a second thought.
He personally doesn't give a fuck about Trump or some neets posting on a cartoon board.
Late Night shows making fun of the president has been a staple of their shows since the '70s. Nobody's "butthurt." He's doing what's expected. Do you think Jay Leno was "butthurt" over the Clinton/Lewinsky scandal when he made fun of that?
Mueller Time soon
>literally nothing
COPE
ART OF THE DEAL BABY
sneething poster, obviously a Chuckitor
wanna know how I know you're a discord tranny?
am I the only one who always hated jon stewart and this guy? most of you just hate them since 2016, but theyve always been embarrassing political correct assholes
Mueller taking down Trump is wishful thinking. Unless there's some kind of bombshell evidence we don't know about, I doubt there's anything directly linking Trump to colluding with the Russian Government. Flynn and Manafort will go down, but I doubt there's anything undeniably linking Trump to this. They were smart enough to keep him JUST ENOUGH out of the loop that it couldn't be directly traced to him.
the entire goal of comedy is to be funny. so shut the fuck up
why do hardcore leftists claim Trump is a Putin puppet when he continue to fight against russian PMC's in Syria? doesn't seem like a puppet would fight back.
Why the hate?
You're kidding yourself if you think the comedy about Trump isn't anything but pure hateful obsession.
Colbert's entire show is dedicated to making fun of Trump, same with many other late night shows. No other president has received this treatment.
They hate him with a passion and for that reason it isn't even funny. It just comes accross and mean spirited hackery
But Trump was completely innocent and had no idea any of this was going on.
>leftist faggot so want the pee tape to be real
unironically cringe
This, genuinely. Yea Forums humour has been shit for awhile
what's with american boomers and finding toilet humour like this funny? hahaha pee pee so funny
They think he's a Putin puppet because he didn't invade Syria like a good goy
I just remember their obnoxious ads being shilled alongside Conan O'Brien and Jay Leno on the comedy channel as I waited patiently for Malcolm in the Middle, My Name is Earl and Scrubs to come on after school
Hasn't the Steele Dossier been confirmed as a hoax
When is this orange fuck getting impeached?
>Malcolm in the Middle
That ran on Fox, though.
>still going on about stephen colbert and muh 2 scoops in the year of our lord two thousand and nineteen
>kinkshaming
not very liberal of them tbqf
>If Trump says something is not true on twitter it's "confirmed as a hoax".
Lol, no. It absolutely has not been. The more salacious bits are unsubstantiated but literally none of it has been proven false.
I had Foxtel in aus and MITM aired on it
never
yes
cringe
It's been confirmed it was a hoax
Nah it's fake
>still making drumpf and pee pee jokes in the year of our lord two thousand and nineteen
reminder that the obama dems authorized 40 billion for border spending under the belief the border situation was a crisis and are now pretending that doing anything on the border is racist and a made up situation
whata faggot
hideous looking mutt
YO LIL DONNIE
Austin has a lot of those roaming around.
LIL DONNIE DUM DUM I HAD A HOOKER PISS IN MY MOUTH JUST LIKE YOU!! WHAT NOW
Oof
>muh politics
Can't you faggots fixate on literally anything else? These rich cunts that don't care about you are living in your heads rent free. Are you going to let them do that?
someone call Pierce, we have a mission for him
>The FBI reportedly began a criminal investigation into Manafort in 2014, shortly after Yanukovych was deposed.[137] That investigation predated the 2016 election by several years and is ongoing.
wow trump is done for....
great city though.
The small hands thing and the pee room thing are so bizarre in that I genuinely can't believe a person could sincerely believe it. There's surely a ton of legitimate things you could critisize Trump for without delving into such dumb shit.
This thread isn’t funny
Nice reddit spacing
Not really. It's nice to visit, I guess, but you don't want to spend more than a day there. The college district, sixth street if you're a Ghost fan, is complete garbage these day. Piss, shit, homeless, cops robusting people, scattered scooters and bikes all over, and piss poor music.
If you want the Austin experience from 20 years ago, you want to go to College Station. Music scene isn't as good, but you can sometimes catch some up and comers here and there or a band that never quite made it but is still tip top.
Best towns are DFW, Houston, and San Antonio. San Antonio has just the right amount of sleaze to be interesting, it's great. DFW is a bit more white and sanitized, Houston is a bit ghetto. We used to drive to Houston to buy mix tapes in the 90s.
Cringe ESL poster
When did you realize that art is dead?
Leftists want
>complete gun confiscation
>open borders
>no free speech
>the complete and utter demonization of American history and culture
>spontaneous lynch mobs over shit that shouldn't offend anybody
>any excuse whatsoever to force other people to live the way they want them to
I'm pretty sure the founding fathers would have skinned them alive for throwing away their hard work
You're moms vagina isn't funny either.
can you imagine the meltdown that's going to happen when the investigation is over and all they got were a few americans charged with process crimes and a bunch of russians whose extent of meddling was posting memes on facebook?
people left of center using "snowflakes" always gets a laugh from me
>YO LIL DONNIE
>I'M COYOTE PEARLMAN AND IM ABOUT THE ENTER THE STING ZONE. THE COW-KILLER WASP'S STING IS CONSIDERED BY EXPERTS TO BE ONE OF THE MOST PAINFUL STINGS A HUMAN CAN EXPERIENCE.
>I'M GONNA SHOVE IT UP MY ASS, LIL DONNIE. I'M GONNA SHOVE THIS LITTLE SON OF A BITCH RIGHT UP MY OLE ASS HERE. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT, DONNIE DUMBASS?
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
So what the fuck is everyone going to bitch about when trump is done at the White House?
gay
>trump bad
They don't understand what the term means. They're just programmed to throw insults back in order to attempt to derail a thread.
If they did understand what it meant then they wouldn't use it.
A snowflake is someone who goes out of their way to try and get attention and acts like a total faggot
Calling left wing stupidity stupid doesn't make you a snowflake
And yet we're still able to look down on this behaviour as immature. Says more about left wingers than right wingers if even manchildren cringe at their childish behaviour
Hi
not only that a "snowflake" is someone who can use 9,001 adjectives to describe themselves in an attempt to seem unique. i don't see too many neuroatypical bipolar transgender polyamorous demisexual feminists on the right
/fit/
aw fuck
/biz/
Because it's not funny and comes from a place of butthurt rather than actual comedy. Attempts to ridicule that spawn from butthurt come across as cringy. Youre not making a genuinely funny observation youre trying to protect your own ego. It's also a dead horse that's so beaten that the horse has turned into glue by now
the next guy and then liberals will be giving Trump standing ovations when he goes on the Ellen show etc etc
>WOW WE THOUGHT TRUMP WAS BAD BUT I MISS THE GREAT TIMES WE HAD WITH HIM PRESIDENT DAVID DUKE IS SO MUCH WORSE OMG
>I-I'M NOT BUTTHURT IT'S JUST NOT FUNNY!
the calling card of a butthurt person
do it
They treated obama with kid gloves
BRING IT BACK HERE
Well, the guy's audience is the kids he carried over from comedy central. Whatdya really expect him to do?
Letterman wasn't exactly Mr. Sophisticated either for that matter.
Why does a late night comedy host, a job that entails interviewing celebrities, spend 90% of his time trying to convince people that the duly democratically elected President is a russian spy?
Doesn't that seem a big strange to anyone else?
i was literally in the /pol/ thread where they came up with the idea you absolute idiot.
What is going to happen to all these shows when Trump leaves office, are they just going to die? The entire creative staff will have no experience with anything but Blumpfh jokes by 2025.
>all pleaded to minor charges like lying or filling out their loan forms incorrect
>none actually went to court and nobody has seen any evidence
Lol
is this the famous american comedy? kek
I think it's weirder that the president is a russian spy
Nigga all I said was that it’s silly people believe a Yea Forums prank, you’re the one getting triggered you eunuch
>Roger Stone is the big Domino that's going to cause the whole house of cards to topple, Checkmate
Stone has been a professional smut peddler since the fucking 70's. He's never been taken seriously.
Colbert went to Russia, don't puss out.
It's the funniest thing Colbert has been apart of
>And yet we're still able to look down on this behaviour as immature. Says more about left wingers than right wingers if even manchildren cringe at their childish behaviour
Nigga do you even know who the president is? I like how your self awareness only conveniently lasts one second and on isolated subjects.
Do ppl still do this? I have it filtered
bueno synthesis
so why do americans hate the wall so much?
That is a jew
daily reminder Donald Trump is a Zionist and Roger Stone and Paul Manafort are literal cuckolds and the entire alt-right is a giant, gay projection built by degenerates, for degenerates
>a comedian
>whether it's funny or not is irrelevant
do you read what you write?
Hey Discord, thoughts on the 41%?
The best part about this is when he goes outside to interview Russians. He starts asking them about Trump and Putin, and they could hardly give a fuck.
How much you want to bet Colbert has had multiple sexual dreams about Trump.
america was founded by jews you are just another puppet to them
>Not a mental illness!!!!11!
America will go through a 2nd civil war by 2025 dont kid yourself
Most of it has been confirmed, none of it has been disproven
They believe it is only a wall and that it doesn't include drones, better conditions to people who get caught, actual airplane checks and better wages for tsa. This is shit Pelosi also said she wanted. Also you can check bills publicly by gov websites.
You wish. White men created and still run this country and it sucks ass.
His name was Robert Paulson.
How do you filter it? I have every piece of Sneed lexicon on my filter list but I still see their fake Simpsons threads everyday
Bulk of the 4.6 is fathers of the trannies.
>2025
umm sweeetie
>Warren winning anything
Bitch lied about being an indian to get gibs in college and jobs out of college, and then took a public DNA test to prove that she had been lying the whole time. Nobody who gets played like a fucking fiddle by Trump of all people deserves anything but mockery.
But /pol/ wrote the document in the first place
Colbert should do the next special where the navy seal copypasta guy did all his secret ops against al-queada.
All I'm seeing here is that only Biden can beat Trump
I'd check the comments to see the level of that echo chamber but I don't want that shit in my history.
YO
They really aren't. They're either minorities or Americans who hate themselves. At least that's what I see as a foreigner
>HAHA BUT DURING THE STONE AGE THE PRESIDENT WAS TRUMP BUT DO YOU KNOW PEE PEE MAN IN HOTEL I SLEEP
but thats different
Debunked by gizmodo. The cope is strong in this one.
Gawker Media said something? Must be true.