Why are Protestants so shit at making kino?

Why are Protestants so shit at making kino?

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Meme religion

Why are Catholics so bad at being Christians instead of pagans?

*Americans

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because thats a soullest religion

>bergman
>not protestant

uk is cucked too, that's where zionism began

One is reflective and sometimes critical of religion while the other panders to the followers for money + unsubtle propaganda with no intention of expressing a subject artistically.

America in a nutshell. They have no soul.

>no "Don't Touch Me If You Ain't Prayed"

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Anglicanism is literally just copying Catholicism.

American Protestantism has a dogshit aesthetic because (1) it was influenced by Puritans who saw aesthetic beauty as idolatry and (2) its other influence is literally just Anglicanism (i.e. watered down Catholicism) and is therefore fundamentally derivative of something it hates

Notice how a lot of the European films listed are actually harsh as fuck against aspects of Christianity (Bergman and especially Bunuel), but they ultimately send deeper messages.

American "Christian films" boil down to "GOOD CHURCH FOOTBALL BOYS BRAVELY STANDING UP TO POLITICIAN PHILOSOPHY SCIENTIST WHO WANTS TO MAKE JESUS ILLEGAL BECAUSE HIS PARENTS DIED AND HE HATES GOD"

Does Bruce Almighty count as "protestant"?
That one is kino.

Are there still Protestants? I thought they were all (((Judeo-Christians))) now.

Americans made Silence, Passion of the Christ, and The Tree of Life

That's true, though Scorsese is Catholic.

Why are Protestants so bad at being Jews instead of Christians?

And Gibson

I don't even know what the fuck Mallick believes but his upcoming film is about a Catholic in Europe during WWII

Mel is more Strayan than burger

swedes are protestants, you retard

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As a Catholic, this is correct

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