Its a Hal episode

>Its a Hal episode

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hal was at times incompetent or just a bit thoughtless, but his heart was generally in the right place. pretty good by tv dad standards

>I AM THE ONE WHO TORQUES

>When he has an army of muscle men

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pretty much the last decent sitcom dad before networks went full "the husband has to be a complete fucking retard and the wife is the brains of the family who keeps things together despite her husbands efforts"

Hal was my favourite character.

Hal was kino.

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>MITM screenshot
>widescreen
>implying

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Name a more kino moment

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Name a more redpilled character than kid charlemagne

Why does it have to be like this now

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The show was released on DVD in 16:9 not the 4:3 of the original show, Bryan Cranston even talks about it on the DVD extras
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Its kino because you can spot extra stuff

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What did they mean by this?

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The joke probably had the best pay off of any episode.

And what did they mean by this?

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urghhh they were the worst

He's probably just fucking with Reese here. We all know there was a time that he told them all to go to bed and he picks up the controller out of curiosity and ends up hooked playing Mortal Kombat all night until he finally beat the game.

Do americans actually do this?

AIR DEWEY

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It's been this way for decades. All in the Family is arguably where it started. Hell, Homer Simpson was supposed to be a spoof of the trope.
The jews hate white families and their values.

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there's one scene that has stevie "wheeling" his wheelchair with a pair of hands on the back as well

>that old sky logo
I want to go back

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_in_the_Family
>The show revolves around the life of a working-class bigot and his family. The show broke ground in its depiction of issues previously considered unsuitable for a U.S. network television comedy, such as racism, antisemitism, infidelity, homosexuality, women's liberation, rape, religion, miscarriages, abortion, breast cancer, the Vietnam War, menopause, and impotence.
So much poz for 1971.
And of course it doesn't get syndicated because too many people identified with Archie.

Yeah especially since sjws own it now so we just get man are dumb and mean tropes

Is that Kathleen Kennedy?

Dont mind me, just being the best episode

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I can't at the moment. This whole episode was hilarious.

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How come there were so few Mexicans in a show set in California?

norcal

norcal in glorious 90s

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reminder one of these guys was rich piana

turning the old nuclear family tropes on their head
nothing more
nothing less

this probably made some losers trans

The best episodes were the ones when the family worked together for the greater good.
I loved the family reunion because it shows a fundamental part of what a real family is like.

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doesnt have ida so cant be best episode
>i wonder which nightmare I'm going ot have tonight, drowning in grandmas blood or the forest of severed legs

I love the whole concept of the bowling episode

How did they get away with it?

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Malcolm has so many interesting episode concepts

What did he say

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By stuffing her bra with socks.

>Move the Oven Mitts
Kills me everytime

milkers

"mommy"

"moo"

should have used peeyama's top and panties desu ne

it was a different time

What did they mean by THIS

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why didnt he use his apron?

youtube.com/watch?v=DDVbp3IuZJ4

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>tfw Francis is just him in drag

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>two tickets for Alita: Battle Angel, please

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>Dont do it Reese
Who was in the wrong here?

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Where can I watch it? Is it on Netflix?

>he doesnt have Malcolm
Lmao

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That's the non 4k version
No thanks

if only it was a real firework

>4k
t. zoomer

that mom was so hot

The 360p version is actually cropped out,in 16:9 you can see more of the screen

There is no 4k version available. I'm not sure there's even a 1080p version besides shitty fan made upscales.

>its a poker episode

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made me look up queen for the first time

>What are you gonna do!?
>We don’t know. We never know.

One of the best.

It was Reese. He has a history of this kind of thing, Lois knows it, everyone knows he would do that kind of thing, and she even gave him an out.

But he didn't do anything.

Exactly. All he had to do is put the spoon down.

Because he's Reese

gets me every time.

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Lois

Reese didnt do anything wrong this time

>Ida
>une fois à la frontière, j’ai tué un homme sans aucun scrupule

Fuckin good

there is a utr pack in 1080p

Having been Reese in this situation, they both were. I think that’s the point. Lois herself had a huge hand in how each kid turned out, for one, but Reese was still a shit. Still, nobody knows what it’s like to be thought the worst of, and wanting to just spite people for not having faith in you.

dewey is jennette McCurdy btw

>ywn own a brigadde of lifters

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How had that fag Francis not knocked up that sexy little eskimo?

this is unironically the stupidest post i've seen this week. imagine being this dumb. you also watch your movies on a WMP so not a big surprise there.

A DAY ?

higher resolution of things you watched on shitty television is really weird and uncomfortable sometimes.

Because he doesn't want to raise a kid in poverty. Almost like he has experience.

That didn't stop his parents.

Because Francis just admires his parents.

Every fucking time.
This is just such a well constructed gag. Might be the best of the pre-opening scenes in the whole show.

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He's exactly like them. It's even come up in the show.

I was looking for this image in hi res just the other day and couldn't find the fucking thing.

>windows media player
Literally lmaoing at your life

dewey's hamster is the best running gag in cinema

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I always thought the joke was that Hal picked Scorpion which meant Sub Zero would be the first fighter he faced, so he couldn’t even get past the first opponent.

Ha, I didn't know there was a set order to opponents per character.

are there any releases of the show in this quality? that looks amazing and would easily be worth rewatching the whole show like this

that loise nude scene

>it's a military academy episode

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>it's a Francis in Alaska episode

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You made it guys, I'm gonna rewartch it.

based hal

>bowling episode
>hal refuses to give francis money
>"ok no problem, I just had to ask"
>Lois refuses to give him money
>francis goes on a rant about how she hates him and wants his misery

I think the bowling episode is just my favorite

It is the best. The scene where Malcolm misses the pins killed me.

>it's a egg episode

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>>it's a Francis in Alaska episode
>with that reaction image
i thought the same user, but the alaskan episodes were are unfiltered kinos once thinking back on them again

GESUNDHEIT!

PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL AND I'M OFF

>it's one of those episodes

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