How many of you know this feel...

a 9 year old wouldn't even be able to ejaculate

For me it was a show called Eurotrash. It was a comedy show that poked fun at trashy shit from Europe, that often involved women with their tits out

These reverse psychology tricks are very lame, do you trannies really hate Sneed that much
And why did you guys turn lefty, you were buddies with the right during the old times
We could have given you a better community with actual support

How many of you know this feed? I used to get the gucci loafer (our Sneed guide) and look when real fuck or any kind of good suck was coming on Farm TV, sometimes really early in the AM (before tending to my tomacco plant). I would set my alarm, wake up to seed it and try to time my manicure in the hopes that the german car didnt transition to a bunch of naked old Chucks in some forest.

Fuck I remember that. Good times.

Home Movies was good shit

youtube.com/watch?v=8-F7_D34OwM
How about the Hooters Swimsuit Beauty Pageant that was on Fox Sports at like 2am. Hosted by Tom Arnold.

Based
Keep pretending to be me

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I remember Red Shoe Diares would come on after watching HBO boxing as a kid.

We only had the most basic of cable with

Ok, this was a little bit funny.

Sneed wins I’m gonna kill myself

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I've been waiting for this moment all my life. Oh lord!

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sneed

>Farm tv
youtu.be/Y9h9yFzJNdg

Formerly really funny

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Moefaggot on Suisneed watch

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>9 year old me watching sneed on FOX

Ok, this was a little bit funny. Made me chuck(le).

dude i'm not a tranny, learn to recognize shitposting

sneed

woah! look at the size of her BOOBS! hehe

I can't describ what I felt the first time I saw this show. Sad to say but it was certainly one of the best moment of my life.

Sorry I've been indulging on too much Tomacco oil
youtu.be/Q80rmCgxXzM

yeah but our HBO was right next to disney channel so I'd just switch a couple channels over. got to see the stripper scene in varsity blues and a bunch of other things like that. but one time they were playing this shitt 90s mr.magoo movie and there's a scene with all these big titted bikini girls and when I switched back I thought I'd scored more than seeing actual nudes. pic related. the girl in green was especially incredible. on a related not, does anyone like fapping to huge fake tits because when you were that young those were the biggest ones you'd see but you didn't know enough to realize they were fake but they're still associated with that young libidinous excitement?

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how deep does the rabbit hole (formerly bunny dwelling) go?

I had this anime channel that i found out would put hentai after 1 am
So i used to watch that with the sound muted on the living room
One weekend my big brother rented a movie so we stayed up late and after the movie he was browsing through channels and found out the hentai
"Heh, so this is why you like sleeping in the couch so much lol"
>mfw

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Ok, this was a little bit funny

For me it's girls gone wild infomercials

What movie did you rent?

>last channel button
OH FUCK I REMEMBER THE OLD WAYS

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If I ever have kids this is the first button imma hit on the remote
>brings it right back to the porn channel

It was almost always horror movies.
Maybe Jeepers Creepers

>last Channel
bitch, when i was a kid i had to manually go through the channels.

Damn thats clever why did I never think of that

Fuck off boomer

I fapped to sneed when I was 7 or 8 max

I would just fap to the scrambled channels under a blanket. We didn't have any of this fancy on-screen interactive tv guide shit.

I was jerking off and having orgasms at about 9 before i could even cum

Has GGW always been pornstars or did they switch from amateurs like 5-10 years ago.

Did you and your brother do ... stuff?

>He didn’t hit the down button after last.
Infallible. Then you just memorize the number of the porn channel

You have no idea, not even I do
youtu.be/Tsd9yTW1bK0

>stay up late to watch real sex
>mom and sis gone, dad out of town for work
>getting pretty late, but they still aren't done with movies I don't care about
>almost starting, but getting pretty sleepy
>I'll just lay my head down for a bit, but I'll be awake and listening for the program to come on
>I'll just rest my eyes until I
>Morning
>user, were you watching porn last night? There was an adult program on when we came home
n-no, I was watching blade runner

Real Sex is never sexy though it’s just fat fucks with disgusting fetishes

>I would set my alarm

So darn good effort to get ready fir the even YO !!!

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Of course not you pervert
It was innocent wholesome family time, which i kinda miss these days

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i figured out masturbation way before i ever jizzed

in fact i still remember the first time i ejaculated. i was an old pro at that point.

Yeah I didn’t cum my first few times either.

I remember hating the brief nudity and sexual content labels since I would never know if I would see Tits or not and would often come up empty handed.

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you idiots know that your parents knew what you were doing, right?

you think you were super-cool about it, but your retarded-ass kid brain is only remembering it that way.

they knew.

have fun at the family reunion this summer.

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Deviantart taught me the degeneracy that is hentai.
I was 11

Did you and your brother do ... stuff?

Did you and your brother do ... stuff?

>there are zoomers in this thread who didnt watch scrambled spice channel when they were in middle school

Every now and then it'd be a good night where you could see some actual fucking with sound so I'd jump up to record it on the VHS.

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same. I started orgasming as far back as 7, but remember getting yelled out when I was 3 by my babysitter because I wouldn't stop playing with my dick in front of all the other kids.

this is thread is so orgasmic

>parents out at evening church
>be looking at porn on their computer
>they come home surprisingly early
>quickly delete browser history and try to find a mundane website to be on
>mom enters the room
>stands behind computer chair and rests her hands on my shoulders and neck
>"user! Are you feeling okay? You're burning up! I think you might have a fever!"

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Did she rub her breasts over and over on your head?